Concubine You Can't: The Evil Emperor Dotes on Qingcheng Concubine

Chapter 50 Women must have buns
On a summer afternoon, Ji Zhuyu and Yun Jin sat face to face, with solemn expressions, Ji Zhuyu said solemnly: "We are fleeing disaster now, for the sake of our lives, you must always keep the following points in mind."

"Tell me." Yun Jin said stiffly with a sullen face.

Ji Zhuyu ignored him, and continued to talk to himself, "First, you have to change your mantra, don't call yourself the king anymore, unless you want everyone in the village to know that there is a prince here, I think of that time, People from the Red Lotus Sect must come faster than those from the government."

Yun Jin frowned slightly, and nodded hesitantly.

"Okay, the second is, my name is now Ye Bi. You are my sister Ye Shan. We came to Jinzhou from Huizhou to join relatives. On the way, we were robbed by bandits. All our property was robbed. You were also seriously injured in order to protect me. Moreover, your throat is also unable to speak because of the poison, so you are now dumb, and you must not speak when there are outsiders in the future, you know?"

"Why did you lie about your voice being broken?" Yun Jin was a little puzzled.

"How stupid!" Ji Zhuyu looked at him with contempt, "You are a man, although you are more beautiful than women, but you don't have what women have. First of all, your voice is too hoarse, and others will know you when they hear it It's a man, so I can only say that you have been dumbed down, so as not to reveal your truth."

Yun Jin gritted her teeth with hatred, tried hard to restrain the urge to strangle this woman, took a deep breath, and said, "Is there any more?"

"Oh, there is one more important thing, I almost forgot, just wait a moment." Ji Zhuyu bent down and took out two round things from under the bed, proudly Zhao Yun raised his hand, "This It's a sweet potato, put it on your chest and you'll be the perfect woman."

As he said that, Ji Zhuyu began to peel off Yun Jin's collar, intending to put sweet potatoes in it, but Yun Jin resisted desperately.

Yun Jin grabbed his collar vigorously to prevent Ji Zhuyu from putting the sweet potato into his chest, his face was full of grief and indignation, his handsome face was full of grievances, he looked like an abused little daughter-in-law.

After all, Yun Jin is a man, even if he is injured, his strength is stronger than Ji Zhuyu's kitten-like strength.Ji Zhuyu broke out after stuffing sweet potatoes several times to no avail, "I said, can you cooperate, a woman should look like a woman, what's the matter with you being neither man nor woman now."

After hearing Ji Zhuyu's words, Yun Jin didn't come up, and almost choked to death, "I was originally a man, but you forced me to be a woman, and you want to put this strange thing into my body, I'm dead!" Neither."

It's simply absurd, it's already shameful enough to be a woman, but to use this hard thing to pretend to be breasts, if his subordinates find out, what face does he have to lead a large family?

"You have to do it if you don't. This is to make your identity as a woman impeccable. You have to do it."

Ji Zhuyu's attitude was also very tough, and the two sides immediately launched a fierce tug-of-war over whether to use sweet potatoes as breasts, but both sides fought very hard, and finally both sides retreated a step to declare the end.

Abandoning sweet potatoes and using other items to make Yun Jin's chest look less flat, after thinking about it for a long time, Ji Zhuyu finally came up with a compromise idea.

Yun Jin's injury was on his back, and when Ji Zhuyu bandaged him, he wrapped it a few more times, making his chest look bulging, and it gave him a bit of a feminine charm.

Ji Zhuyu put away the rest of the white cloth, nodded in satisfaction, "Not bad, not bad, it seems like Hua Mulan joined the army in place of her father."

Yun Jin was still very dissatisfied with her attire. After hearing Ji Zhuyu's words, she sarcastically said: "Our military discipline is strict. When recruiting recruits, we have to check them all. It is impossible for you to join the army in place of your father."

Ji Zhuyu snorted coldly, turned around and left the door, not planning to talk about this with this unromantic person.

Yun Jin hurriedly shouted behind him: "I'm hungry, I want to eat."

"Wait."

In the silent room, Ji Zhuyu and Yun Jin staged the situation of wide-eyed and small-eyed again.

Yun Jin took out her chopsticks and stirred the thick bowl in front of her. There were red and white lumps in the bowl, and the thick soup looked sticky, which made people lose their appetite at first glance.

After eating the delicious delicacies for half of his life, Yun Jin looked at the unknown object in the bowl with a sullen face, and said with disgust: "What is this?"

Ji Zhuyu opened his eyes and said nonsense, "Fish-flavored shredded pork."

"Don't fool me, there's no fish or meat in it."

"Hey, let me tell you, we are on the run now, put away your temper, young master, can you not eat without fish or meat? You can treat the white one as meat, and the red one you can eat." It can be regarded as a fish, and under special circumstances, Ah Q’s spirit should be brought into play, you know?”

Yun Jin couldn't understand what Ji Zhuyu said about Ah Q's spirit, but he looked at the bowl of food in front of him, and seriously suspected that Ji Zhuyu scooped up a bowl from the food for pigs to send him away. Thinking of this, he dared not eat it. Mouth.

Ji Zhuyu glanced at Yun Jin who dared not eat, and reminded: "People in this village are not rich, and Aunt Zhao's family who took us in also has a big family to support. It would be nice if they could give us something to eat. Don't be picky." Well, the most important thing is to fill the stomach, anyway, this thing can't kill people."

Even if you can't kill people, what if you eat it and ruin your stomach?Yun Jin's heart was roaring, but thinking that they were in a worrying situation right now, it was really not the time to be picky, so he could only agree with Ji Zhuyu's opinion.Gritting his teeth, when he was about to drink it in one gulp, he caught a glimpse of Ji Zhuyu gnawing on a large white flour steamed bun from the corner of his eyes, and he immediately ran away violently.

"Why do you have steamed buns?"

Ji Zhuyu shook the steamed bun in his hand, "You said this, of course Aunt Zhao gave it to me."

"I asked this, I mean why you can eat steamed buns, but I want to eat this pig food." Yun Jin was almost driven crazy by this unreasonable woman.

Ji Zhuyu took a big bite of the white flour steamed bun, deliberately pretended to enjoy it in front of Yun Jin, and said softly: "You are hurting now, it is best to eat some liquid food, this steamed bun will not be good for you to eat digestive."

"It's just nonsense, I don't want to eat this pig food, I want to eat steamed buns." Knowing that Ji Zhuyu made up those nonsense just now to deceive him, Yun Jin refused to eat this pig food no matter what.

Although his great prince didn't bother to eat steamed buns 23 years ago, compared to this bowl of pig food, steamed buns are simply the best delicacy.

But Ji Zhuyu didn't like him, and threatened, "No, this is the last steamed bun." Hmph, how could Ji Zhuyu let go of the opportunity to bully this prince, and would not give it to him no matter what. what he ate.

"you"

At this time, Yun Jin's stomach was screaming with hunger, and his body was full of strong desire for food. Under Ji Zhuyu's strong refusal, he finally ran away.

He was so hungry that he wanted to snatch the steamed buns from Ji Zhuyu who was sitting by the bed.However, his body didn't move for a few days, and he became useless. He staggered and threw himself on Ji Zhuyu's body.

"what!"

With a short exclamation, the two fell on the bed.

(End of this chapter)