I don't like the world, I only like you

Chapter 10 Illegal Cohabitation

Chapter 10 Illegal Cohabitation (1)
001
Although we have known each other for a long time, after all, we have never been together seriously. After the relationship was confirmed, we discovered various problems. For example, this person's desire to control is quite strong.

I have a habit, when I enter a restaurant with others, I will open the door first, and then hold the door to let others go in.

Going out with him, I helped him hold the door a few times, he was not happy, "This kind of thing should be done by men!"

Well, here you go.

I have a strong sense of time, and I basically arrive 10 minutes early for appointments.

He was upset again, "You can come later, let me wait for you."

Well, I had to dawdle at home and be 10 minutes late.

He paid for all our expenses when we went out. I felt a little bit sorry, and rushed to pay the bill, but was stopped by him.Once, when he went to the bathroom to buy the bill, he was so angry that his face turned green when he came back.

I bought two bottles of mineral water and was about to unscrew them when he frowned and immediately pretended to be weak, "I can't unscrew them."

He took it, unscrewed it with a snap, inserted the straw and handed it to me, and patted my head by the way, looking very happy.

Men are really naive sometimes.

002
A schoolgirl once told me that she was very uncomfortable when she first came to Beijing.

"I made an appointment with my friend for dinner at 05:30, and I was dragged out at three o'clock. I wondered why it was so early. We got on a bus, and I felt that bus was driving slowly. Several bridges and several rivers crossed. I wondered if I was going to Tianjin. I finally got out of the car. My friend told me that I had to transfer to the subway twice. I collapsed and squatted on the ground crying , crying and saying, how the hell is Beijing so big!"

I listened to it as a joke, hahahaha laughed for a long time.

Only when I came here did I know, really, not at all, not an exaggeration.

In the first year, he lived in Haidian District and I lived in Chaoyang District. It took us two hours to meet each other by car.

"How do I feel in a long-distance relationship?"

He nodded, "I think so too."

It wasn't long before he bought a car.

"Why waste money?"

"I'm afraid you're working too hard."

I am very moved.

But we soon discovered that Beijing during the peak period is like a pot of overcooked porridge, and the traffic jams on the road do not move at all.

He came to pick me up for dinner after get off work. I waited and waited for him to come, so I called him: "Where have you been?"

"Stuck at the entrance of Xinjie."

An hour later, I called him again: "Where are you?"

"Still at Xinjiekou."

An hour later, "Where are you?"

"Xinjiekou."

"..."

Looking at the setting sun and the moon on the branches, he called: "I can't walk on Guijie Street anymore, you can take Line 5 and come over and let's have supper..."

——It’s better to take the subway from the beginning!

003
From then on, there were only two things left in classmate F's life - earning money, and lobbying me to move in with him.

"You move in and live with me."

"No."

"Or I'll move over there."

"No."

"Give me a reason."

"My mother won't allow it."

"Your mother agreed."

"When?"

"I asked for her opinion when I sent her mooncakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival. She said that as long as you want, she has no objection."

"Wait, you sent mooncakes to my mother? Why didn't I know."

"There are so many things you don't know, don't change the subject, will you move?"

"If I don't move, I'm not used to it."

"You will live with me sooner or later, you have to get used to it in advance."

"You're so annoying. If you say you don't move, you don't move."

He finally calmed down for a while, I thought he gave up.Suddenly one day, he threw me a stack of documents.

"what is this?"

"Feasibility analysis report."

Yes, during this period of silence, he went to collect data. In order to persuade me to agree to live together, he analyzed the pros and cons from various aspects, wrote specific implementation methods, and even used cases for reference. He made histograms, area maps, and mekko picture……

"If... what if I still don't agree?"

"I'll make another ppt."

You are really enough!
004
Finally let him succeed.

"This is the fruit of my hard work."

Seeing his smug face, I really didn’t have the heart to tell him that the real reason was—after the job change, my new company was only 15 minutes away from his apartment, and I figured it out so that I could sleep an extra hour a day Woolen cloth.

Decided to move now!

005
Living together naturally has many living habits that need to be gradually adjusted.

The first problem we faced was: he had to turn on a night light when he slept, but I was used to turning off the light when I slept, and there was no light at all.

He took the initiative to turn off the light in order to accommodate me.

I watched him toss and turn all night, unable to fall asleep, and got up again to turn on the light.

So instead I couldn't sleep all night.

He felt sorry for me, so he simply hugged the quilt and went to sleep on the sofa.

During that time, both of us lacked sleep and were mentally weak, but what to do, the habit problem really cannot be changed in a day or two.

It didn't take long for Qixi Festival, our first Qixi Festival, of course I was looking forward to it, and asked him what he gave me in a roundabout way.

"What you need most," he said.

Looking forward to the stars and looking forward to the moon. When that day came, he handed me a box. I opened it carefully, and suddenly felt a crow flying over my head.

Our first Qixi Festival! ! !This guy gave me a present - an eye patch! ! !
"That way we can all sleep in peace."

……

I really want to beat him up, but don't let anyone stop me.

006
It's another Chinese Valentine's Day.

Unfortunately, both of us were very busy at work during that time, and we worked overtime alone with a computer on weekends.I didn't realize until the sun was setting that I stood up and stretched my waist—today is Qixi Festival!

He ran to ask him for a gift, but he was stunned, and said innocently, "I forgot, why didn't you remind me?"

I scratched the wall angrily, "Damn, I forgot too!"

007
Mr. F said that my "sleeping products" are not very good. I often wrap my quilt and put my legs on his stomach, which makes him unable to sleep all night.

I said, "If I do this again, you shake me awake."

I wanted to be polite, but this guy really woke me up in the middle of the night.

"Look for yourself, how much position you occupy."

When I saw it, it was true that the "big" shape of my whole person accounted for two-thirds of the entire bed.

I sincerely apologized to him and fell back to sleep.

After a while, I was woken up by the heat, and when I woke up, I found myself wrapped in a quilt, and someone curled up pitifully on the edge of the bed.

I carefully pulled the quilt over him, trying to cover up my evil deed.Unexpectedly, as soon as he touched him, he woke up.I immediately pretended to be pitiful: "Honey, I just had a nightmare. I dreamed that the ship I was on capsized and I fell into the sea. It was very, very cold."

He said, "Well, I'm also very cold."

Me: "Then we really have a good understanding hahahaha."

He: "I'm cold because I don't have a quilt, and you are cold because you have a guilty conscience."

"..."

008
After being together for a long time, I found that Mr. F has a lot of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

The money in his wallet must be arranged by face value and with the same side up;
Things should be placed in a fixed place - the wallet and keys are placed in the entrance, the remote control is placed in the left drawer of the coffee table, and the ipad is placed on the TV cabinet;

All daily necessities must use a fixed brand;

All straight items should be parallel to the table;
The clothes in the closet are hung according to their thickness and color;

I also line up all my cosmetics and skin care products by height, short, fat and thin, and even press the mouth to face the same direction.

"Excuse me, are they in military training?" I asked him.

"Don't you think it's more comfortable to look at like this?"

"I ask you a question, and you must answer me honestly."

"what?"

"Are you really not a Virgo?"

009
Mr. F's external image is a standard five-good young man, he looks like a dog wherever he goes, but don't be deceived by his appearance, friends, this person has all kinds of capricious and cleanliness and is not easy to serve.

He never borrows books because he hates being crumpled by others; outsiders are not allowed to enter his room, and he locks the door as soon as a child comes to the house; He won't allow you to touch the dog. Turn your face, why are you touching my dog?

When I was studying, my class once organized a barbecue. We all used disposable bowls and chopsticks, only him, since!bring!meal!Tool!On the way, someone asked to test whether the chicken wings were cooked or not. The classmate next to him picked up a piece with his chopsticks, and the guy threw away the chopsticks and didn't eat anything. The scene was extremely embarrassing.

We lived together, and I thought that there would be many conflicts due to his furious temper, but he didn't, and let me invade his private world bit by bit.He can actually tolerate me drinking from his cup, using his bowls and chopsticks, wearing his T-shirt, and being led by me to develop many bad habits-eating breakfast in bed with me, lying on the floor reading a book, and Leaning on the sofa for an entire afternoon, standing or sitting, in his words, "The habits developed since childhood are all ruined by you."

I said you used to be so annoying, but now you are so cute.

010
I asked him before what he was sure he could do.

He later told me that one of the things he was sure of was that we were going to be together.

But what he didn't expect was that I would take the initiative to come to Beijing to find him.

At that time, I didn't tell him that I resigned, mainly because I felt that it was... shameful to suddenly go to someone and say "I resigned to come to Beijing because of you".

I didn't call him until I settled down in Beijing. He thought I was here on a business trip and made an appointment to meet at the weekend.

(End of this chapter)

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