I don't like the world, I only like you

Chapter 20 Kill those Marysues
001
Hao Wuyi is now working in a publishing house. There are countless manuscripts to read every day, and he complains to me when he sees the collapse.

Hao Wuyi: "It's so boring..."

Me: "Don't you need to change the manuscript?"

Hao Wuyi: "I mean the manuscript is so boring, it's all about the story of the domineering CEO falling in love with me."

Me: "Readers love to read it."

Hao Wuyi: "The readers are actually tired of reading it, so they should write something fresh."

Me: ""The Domineering Factory Manager Falls in Love with Me"?"

Hao Wuyi: "Hahahahaha, this is good!"

Me: ""The Cruel Contractor's Contract Lover""

Hao Wuyi: ""Rebirth: Falling in Love with the Workshop Director""

Me: ""Marriage First, Love Later: The Family Planning Secretary's Little Wife""

Hao Wuyi quickly wrote the copy:
He is handsome, wealthy, wild and unrestrained, the man in charge of the production line of the whole village!At the agricultural products fair in the ten miles and eight towns, he had his eyes on her.In Lianhua Village, he calls the wind and rain, but he only wants to take good care of her alone.

He gave her the coveted Bull Head brand limited tractor, and spent a lot of money just to get her beautiful smile.He took her to the ridge to watch the harvest, just so that she could think of the past.

She ran away, he chased, they were unable to fly, he was poisoned by her, and became terminally ill.

"Whampoa Tieniu, you won't get my heart even if you get me."

The man's dark eyes are as dark as night, and his thin lips are close at hand, "Su Cuihua, I don't mind playing taboo games with you..."

She closed her eyes, shed tears, and a snow lotus bloomed on the white lathe.

002
Another day, Hao Wuyi called me affectionately and sent me a screenshot:
"It was too late to say that, the second prince snatched the bow and arrow from the guard's hand, furious, the arrow that left the string instantly pierced the heart of the fourth prince, and a thunderclap pierced the sky. Seeing the fourth elder brother fall off the horse, that moment Like an arrow piercing my heart.

A little bit of blood was splashed on my beautiful face. Looking at the fourth elder brother who was lying in a pool of blood, my face was pale, my whole body trembled with shock, and I let out a heart-piercing scream.

'No! ——! '"

Me: "Is there a problem?"

Hao Wuyi: "Why do the heroines shout no when they collapse?"

Me: "Then what should I call?"

Hao Wuyi: "Usually in such a situation, I would blurt out, oh shit!"

Me: "No wonder you can't be the heroine!"

003
Hao Wuyi Calls Me Affectionately Series 2.

Hao Wuyi: "Are you there!"

I am here."

Hao Wuyi: "I received a manuscript, it's a Jianghu novel, and the heroine established a sect called Dalanmen."

Me: "Is there a problem?"

Hao Wuyi: "I think the word "Lanmen" is a bit familiar. I checked the modern Chinese dictionary and almost cried. "Lanmen" is a term in traditional Chinese medicine, which refers to the junction of the large intestine and small intestine. Is this school an anorectal hospital?! "

004
Hao Wuyi Calls Me Affectionately Series 3.

Hao Wuyi: "This manuscript is terrible. It is a novel of the Republic of China. The hero is the heroine's brother-in-law. The hero fell in love with the heroine for no reason, and then dumped his original wife for no reason, forcing her to have a miscarriage. Still looking for death and life every day, feeling sorry for sister, flirting with brother-in-law at the same time, what kind of weird plot is this! Let the hero and heroine die together and don't harm others, it's like a bitch and a dog forever!"

Me: "Hahahahahahaha."

Hao Wuyi: "I've decided! I want to write a book by myself, about a book editor who vomits blood and dies after revising a manuscript, opens his eyes and travels into the world of romance novels, and works hard to set up an underground organization to assassinate such self-centered talkers." The dogs and men who fall in love regardless of the life and death of others, have already thought of a name, and it is called "Kill those Mary Sue"!"

005
I created a WeChat group called Blonde Girls, and I dragged my girlfriends together to exchange all kinds of gossip information every day. Last time, after a certain star was caught whoring, the girls had a lively discussion.

Director: Oh my god, isn't he just playing the role of a good man, and he actually went to whoring.

Little C: So nasty.

Me: No matter who it is, prostitution is really unforgivable.

Goddess: In fact, it is mainly because he is not handsome enough.

Little C: Can you forgive me for being handsome? !
Goddess: Imagine if Wu Yanzu was arrested...

Little C (immediately corrected): He must have been framed!

Me: Wu Yanzu's prostitution must be to deepen the role, what a good actor!
Little C: If he is really caught, I will send him prison meals every day.

Room chief: How happy to be prostituted by him! !Beg Azu to come and prostitute me! !
Goddess: What about your morals...

006
Today's discussion topic - what do women hate most?
Hao Wuyi: The dress I liked on Taobao was snatched away in a moment of hesitation—it was the last one.

Me: Yes, that feeling is worse than death.

Director: Every time I buy something on Taobao, I will procrastinate for a long time. There is only one situation where I will pay without hesitation - 1 item in stock.

Little C: I hate men who keep their promises the most!

Me (smelling gossip): What's wrong with your man?
Little C: He clearly promised me to travel together during the annual vacation, so he printed more than ten pages of the strategy guide, but this guy canceled it temporarily, and lied to me that something happened at home, but I found out that he actually went to the hospital with a friend of his!
Hao Wuyi: To the hospital?What happened to his friend?Male or female?It can't be a maternity hospital...

Little C: Bah!Does he have the guts?This guy went to a plastic surgery hospital!Accompany his friend to open his double eyelids!
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Little C: Isn't this crazy!The man in his late thirties ran to open his double eyelids, and said it was because he found a famous master to see his face. The master said that his single eyelids covered his fortune.

Director: The master is the nursery of the plastic surgery hospital, hahahaha.

Hao Wuyi: Where did he make it?Does it work?How many days to reduce swelling?How much?
Little C: What is the focus of your attention?

Goddess: Actually, you are all wrong. The TOP 1 women hate the most must be their boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend.

Room chief, little C, Hao Wuyi (with one voice): That's right! ! ! ! !
Hao Wuyi: The most hated creature in this world is the ex-girlfriend who is inseparable.

Little C: Not long after my husband and I got married, his ex-girlfriend sent him a text message at two o'clock in the middle of the night, saying that he was in a bad mood recently and always had insomnia.

Hao Wuyi: How did your man come back?

Little C: He gave me the phone directly, and I replied her four words: None of my business.

007
The head of the office used to rent romance novels when he was studying. In the past, there was a bookstore near every school, and the bookcases were densely packed with Taiwanese romance novels with beautiful women on the cover.Later, when I went to university, everyone had a computer. She downloaded novels online to read, and there were two G TXTs in her computer, known as the "humanoid TXT library".One day I suddenly discovered that she actually started writing novels!Asked why, she replied: "I left a big message to an author on the Internet, telling her that the male lead should not be like this, should be like that, the male lead and the female lead should be like that, and the female lead should be like this... The author said you Shut up, you can you up, I thought damn it, then I'll show you up!"

In this way, the head of the room embarked on her career as an online writer, and we expressed our full support. On the day she opened the pit, she asked her roommates to take her to a big meal.When we got back to the dormitory, she took a shower and changed clothes, turned on the computer, and we held our breaths, not daring to disturb the writer.After a while, I found out that this guy was actually watching a variety show, and I was furious.

"Director! Didn't you say you want to write an article?!"

"I'm looking for inspiration, and I'm going to write after watching this episode."

Ok.

After watching the variety show, she opened Taobao again.

"Director! Didn't you say you want to write an essay?"

"I'm going to spend all the money in my card before writing. This is called breaking the boat!"

Ok.

After watching Taobao, she fell asleep directly.

"Director! Didn't you say you want to write an essay?"

"I'll go to bed early today and get up early tomorrow morning to write."

So she slept until noon the next day.

In the four years of college, the head of the office didn't write a single book, but her mother didn't know how she knew about her writing, and she said to everyone: "My daughter is a Chinese department, and she is a writer!"

People say it's amazing. May I ask what book Ling Qianjin wrote? I'll go and read it.

The room chief's mother: "My daughter keeps a low profile, don't let me tell you, don't tell me, I'm afraid she won't be happy."

I was fooled by the dean for countless meals in my four years of college, and I finally learned this trick [-]% of the time.

When it was my turn to write a book, our family often played out the following:
Mr. F: "Are you going to write a manuscript tonight?"

"Write, but I'm so hungry right now."

"What to eat?"

"hot pot."

"How can you eat hot pot at night?"

"But I have the energy to write a manuscript when I'm full. I have to stay up late."

"Ok."

Mr. F compromised and took me out to eat in the middle of the night. I ate until my stomach was full, and I fell asleep when I came back satisfied.

"Aren't you going to stay up all night?"

"Oh, it's too late today. I'll go to bed early and get up early tomorrow to write."

There is no doubt that I slept until noon the next day.

Someone gritted his teeth; "I will never believe your nonsense again!"

008
A girl left me a message on Weibo, praised Mr. F, and said that I was "a tough woman like the Eiffel Tower."

I omitted the part that praised him, and read the key part of the part that praised me to him.

After listening to it, he asked me very sincerely: "I said you look like the Eiffel Tower...is it because of the weight?"

Fuck it's because I'm tough ahhhhh!
009
Write on Weibo, "Although I am tired of showing affection all day long, but to be honest, love is not the whole of life. It is the icing on the cake, not the life-saving straw. Women are loved by men besides being young and beautiful. Shouldn't they study hard and keep growing?" , a little more wisdom and gentleness to build self-worth. Broaden your horizons, the world is wider than you imagine, you should go to see the world with the one you love, instead of hugging each other to keep warm."

I feel that what I said is very reasonable and full of wisdom.Read it to Mr. F, he stroked his chin and was very dissatisfied: "So I'm just icing on the cake..."

010
There are many places where someone is dissatisfied.He expressed his determination not to read what I wrote, saying that my writing was too hypocritical.

But this guy couldn't suppress his curiosity. Whenever I was typing on the computer, he would sit next to me with a cup of tea, seemingly unintentionally.Sometimes when I write something funny, I just laugh, and he immediately pretends to be disgusted and asks, "Why are you smirking?"

Me: "I remember the day we were at the same table. I ran to sit next to you. You were listening to a song. I struck up a conversation with you and asked you what you were listening to. You said it was the Beatles with a straight face, with a very contemptuous expression."

Him: "I'm talking about The Beatles."

Me: "It's all the same."

He: "It's different, you have to be rigorous in writing."

Me: "Yes yes yes."

Him: "'We shared a desk when we were 15...' Wrong here, we start school in September and you're 9 by then."

I:"……"

He was very dissatisfied when he saw the catalog I wrote yesterday.

"Why is Hao Wuyi the only "dear" in my book?"

"Don't be narcissistic, who told you that this book was written for you?"

"Don't you write about me?"

"This is about my youth."

"Isn't your youth mine?"

I am literally speechless.

(End of this chapter)