I just want to be a group pet

Chapter 39 Dressing for the Emperor

This time she put on the clothes of the little eunuch again.

Wearing a big eunuch hat.

Li Aotian even wondered if she would lower her head and the huge eunuch hat would fall from her little head.

Sure enough.

clack.

The eunuch cap fell off.

Xiao Yushu panicked all of a sudden.

Mumbling in his mouth, he didn't know what to say, then bent down angrily and picked up the eunuch hat, looked around and put it on again, and continued to walk forward.

Li Aotian squinted his eyes to see her little face covered with silver light by the moonlight.

She does look like a golden boy, and her doughy softness makes one want to pinch her face.

Li Aotian walks lightly because of his good lightness kung fu, he followed Li Yushu along the wall to a desolate apse.

It is better to say it is the back mountainside than the apse.

The first emperor wanted to build a big castle on the back mountainside, so that he could play with the beauties, but he died before the construction started.

So it's deserted.

The half-cut tree lay on the ground like an old man, and over time it became a primitive wooden chair.

Li Aotian hid under a thick tree root.

Xiao Yushu sat down on the tree chair, pulled out the caught chicken, and took out a dagger from her waist. The dagger was very sharp. She skillfully grabbed the chicken's neck, and quickly scratched the chicken's neck fiercely. one knife.

This is not a big deal.

The most important thing is that Li Yushu was cursing while killing the chicken: "Li Aotian, kill you, kill you, hehe, let you be pissed, don't flap your wings this time, just be good, let me be good I eat."

Li Aotian's eyes darkened a little, looking at Li Yushu's proud face with burning eyes.

I really want to strangle her.

Catch a chicken and come here to vent your anger.

Tidying up and plucking hair is done in one go, and it looks like a veteran.

Li Aotian finally understood that the instigator of the throwing of chickens in the imperial dining room turned out to be the bad guy Li Yushu.

And judging from this posture, Li Yushu's resentment towards him is very deep.

She put the dead chicken on the ground, set the branches in her arms on fire, and then put the chicken on a skewer and put it on the fire.

She hummed a ditty that she wrote and directed, shaking her feet and humming: "I love reading, but I can't read, the more I read, the more confused I become, hahaha."

"Once upon a time there was a dog named Li Aotian. The dog liked to drink, and bit his hand after drinking, hahahaha."

"From a distance, the emperor looks like an orangutan, but up close, the emperor looks like a monkey. If the emperor is turned upside down, he will only have a red butt, hahahaha."

"The palace is big, the palace is big, there is a toad in the palace, the toad turns into a human, and suddenly turns into Li Aotian, hahahaha."

She laughed so happily that she couldn't straighten up holding her stomach, and she admired her amazing talent.

Wiping the tears from his own laughter, he was in a trance.

Eh?
Why is there a shadow of a person?

This figure is very familiar.

and many more.

It's not Li Aotian who is standing in front of her.

Meow.

discovered by him.

The consequence of going out without looking at the old imperial calendar turned out to be being caught.

Miserable, miserable.

Li Yushu's big grape-like eyes wandered around thinking about countermeasures.

She looked at her toes, and Li Aotian's satin boots with the pattern of galloping horses came into view. She stretched her eunuch's sleeves to wipe his satin boots: "It's all dirty, these It’s not easy going all the way.”

"It's very easy." Seeing her fickle little appearance, Li Aotian couldn't help snorting coldly: "The emperor has dressed up a lot, it's so hot, do you need a humble minister to change the clothes for the emperor?"

(End of this chapter)