chief love marriage
Chapter 169
Chapter 169
Ye Che picked out the orange juice and was about to pay for it when his phone rang. He took a look, then went back to the shelf and stared at all kinds of sanitary napkins for a long time, hesitant.
"Sir, can I help you with anything?" The tally attendant came over.
"Well, I'm helping my wife buy sanitary napkins, which brand is good?"
"There are thin, crisp, lengthened, what do you need?"
Ye Che was a little dizzy when he heard that. These sanitary napkins not only had many brands, but also many types. He suddenly felt that his brain was not enough.
"We're shopping." He replied.
"Then use a built-in tampon!"
The salesperson helped him choose a box and handed it to him.
After Ye Che got out of the supermarket, the more he looked at the box in his hand, the more something was wrong, so he unpacked it, took one out, and studied the manual for a long time.
In the end, almost skipped a foot!
This turned out to be the plug-in type?
What the hell is this?He didn't even have time for his baby, how could he be robbed of his precious first time by this tampon?
Ye Che gritted his teeth angrily, tore up all the sanitary napkins, threw them into the trash can next to him, and then chose a thin one for Xia Weiyi again.
Ye Che took the sanitary napkin and went to the door of the bathroom. After waiting for a while, no woman came in or out, so he gritted his teeth, opened the door and walked in.
The women's restrooms were all separate small rooms. Ye Che didn't know which room Xia Weiyi was in, and he couldn't call her loudly, so he bent down and looked through the cracks in the door at the bottom, and found After taking off Xia Weiyi's high heels, without saying a word, she directly took out a sanitary napkin and passed it in from underneath.
After delivering the sanitary napkin, he didn't go out in a hurry, but leaned against the wall and looked at the sanitary napkin in his hand. It said something thin and winged, and he thought of Xia Weiyi when she was in middle school , The embarrassment of being a big aunt for the first time.
At that time, Ye Che had his aunt's blood on his hands, and because of this, Huo Da laughed at him for several days.
He even found a joke and told it to him.
"One day a mosquito met a fly, and the mosquito said to the fly, 'Fly, you are so pitiful, look at you, dirty and smelly, look how good I am, white and fat, and can suck human blood.' The result was a fly Swatted and killed the fly. The fly came to God, and God said, "My poor fly, you died so badly, what do you want to do in your next life?" The fly didn't know the name of the mosquito, so it thought about it , just say, 'I want to be that white and fat thing that can suck human blood in my next life.' God thought about it, so he waved his palm, and the fly was reincarnated and became a...sanitary napkin...or a protective belt Winged!"
Thinking of this joke, Ye Che's mouth twitched, and he didn't even notice that the door of the women's bathroom was opened again.
A fat middle-aged woman pushed open the door. Before she could step in, she saw Ye Che who was standing by the wall, holding a sanitary napkin and giggling. She turned around and ran, and then shouted: "Catch the gangster!" , there is a pervert!"
Xia Weiyi changed the sanitary napkin, and when she heard the sudden shout, she pulled up her trousers in a panic, pushed open the door, and hurriedly called out: "Where is there a hooligan—"
Before she finished speaking, she saw Ye Che. She was taken aback for a moment, and opened her mouth dumbfounded: "Ye Che, you... why are you here? This is the women's bathroom."
(End of this chapter)
Ye Che picked out the orange juice and was about to pay for it when his phone rang. He took a look, then went back to the shelf and stared at all kinds of sanitary napkins for a long time, hesitant.
"Sir, can I help you with anything?" The tally attendant came over.
"Well, I'm helping my wife buy sanitary napkins, which brand is good?"
"There are thin, crisp, lengthened, what do you need?"
Ye Che was a little dizzy when he heard that. These sanitary napkins not only had many brands, but also many types. He suddenly felt that his brain was not enough.
"We're shopping." He replied.
"Then use a built-in tampon!"
The salesperson helped him choose a box and handed it to him.
After Ye Che got out of the supermarket, the more he looked at the box in his hand, the more something was wrong, so he unpacked it, took one out, and studied the manual for a long time.
In the end, almost skipped a foot!
This turned out to be the plug-in type?
What the hell is this?He didn't even have time for his baby, how could he be robbed of his precious first time by this tampon?
Ye Che gritted his teeth angrily, tore up all the sanitary napkins, threw them into the trash can next to him, and then chose a thin one for Xia Weiyi again.
Ye Che took the sanitary napkin and went to the door of the bathroom. After waiting for a while, no woman came in or out, so he gritted his teeth, opened the door and walked in.
The women's restrooms were all separate small rooms. Ye Che didn't know which room Xia Weiyi was in, and he couldn't call her loudly, so he bent down and looked through the cracks in the door at the bottom, and found After taking off Xia Weiyi's high heels, without saying a word, she directly took out a sanitary napkin and passed it in from underneath.
After delivering the sanitary napkin, he didn't go out in a hurry, but leaned against the wall and looked at the sanitary napkin in his hand. It said something thin and winged, and he thought of Xia Weiyi when she was in middle school , The embarrassment of being a big aunt for the first time.
At that time, Ye Che had his aunt's blood on his hands, and because of this, Huo Da laughed at him for several days.
He even found a joke and told it to him.
"One day a mosquito met a fly, and the mosquito said to the fly, 'Fly, you are so pitiful, look at you, dirty and smelly, look how good I am, white and fat, and can suck human blood.' The result was a fly Swatted and killed the fly. The fly came to God, and God said, "My poor fly, you died so badly, what do you want to do in your next life?" The fly didn't know the name of the mosquito, so it thought about it , just say, 'I want to be that white and fat thing that can suck human blood in my next life.' God thought about it, so he waved his palm, and the fly was reincarnated and became a...sanitary napkin...or a protective belt Winged!"
Thinking of this joke, Ye Che's mouth twitched, and he didn't even notice that the door of the women's bathroom was opened again.
A fat middle-aged woman pushed open the door. Before she could step in, she saw Ye Che who was standing by the wall, holding a sanitary napkin and giggling. She turned around and ran, and then shouted: "Catch the gangster!" , there is a pervert!"
Xia Weiyi changed the sanitary napkin, and when she heard the sudden shout, she pulled up her trousers in a panic, pushed open the door, and hurriedly called out: "Where is there a hooligan—"
Before she finished speaking, she saw Ye Che. She was taken aback for a moment, and opened her mouth dumbfounded: "Ye Che, you... why are you here? This is the women's bathroom."
(End of this chapter)
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