Prosperous marriage pet: follow orders, my black-bellied boss
Chapter 24 Wife, Don't Eat, Shit is Poisonous!
Chapter 24 Wife, Don't Eat, Shit is Poisonous!
Today, Fu Xiaoli is abnormal, and Mo Hehe is also abnormal, but Mo Hehe will never admit that he is abnormal, because today is Fu Xiaoli's birthday!
"Honey, don't look at her with such a hungry wolf expression, she will be shy~" Fu Xiaoli clutched the quilt and lay shyly on the bed, the sheets covered his beautiful curves, his fair face was like a red apple Similarly, Mo Hehe also wanted to praise that she is indeed a capable actor, and she couldn't even cry when she said she wanted to cry.
"Xiao Lili, hurry up and eat noodles! I asked the chef to make it for you early in the morning." Mo Hehe said flatteringly, squinting his eyes while holding the noodles.
However, Fu Xiaoli glanced at the noodles ignorantly, and snorted disdainfully, making a fuss.
"I don't want to eat anything that isn't made by my wife!" Fu Xiaoli turned her head, but Mo Hehe had already had bruises. Who made her unable to return home or go to work?In the final analysis, all of this was caused by the guy in front of me, so there is still a reason to ask her?But Mo Hehe is also a knife-mouthed bean curd heart, and today is Fu Xiaoli's birthday anyway, so she can only stick to it.
There's no way, whoever's birthday is the boss, but it's only today, I will bear it!Mo Hehe thought to himself, then put on a smile and forced a smile.
"My wife, you should cry out happily." Fu Xiaoli said with a mournful face.
Before Mo Hehe could ask why, Fu Xiaoli had already explained the reason: "You look uglier smiling than crying."
"Did Fu Xiao feel itchy recently?" Mo Hehe lowered his face and asked.
"Because my wife hasn't spurred me with love recently~" Fu Xiaoli replied cheekily, and Mo Hehe took a closer look, only to see a faint slap mark on Fu Xiaoli's fair and tender face, as if he had been slapped a feeling of.
"Little Lili, could it be that the wound on your face was beaten by a fool?" Mo Hehe asked curiously.
"It's not because of you, my wife... you worked too hard last night." Fu Xiaoli hid his face and said that he wanted to cry, but Mo Hehe couldn't laugh. Sure enough, he couldn't talk too much with this guy during the day. It was wrong, it should be It is best not to speak.
"Where are you going, my wife? Are you going to leave me? Or is it that my wife is angry and wants to kill me?"
Mo Hehe turned his head: "Xiao Lili, I should take you to see a doctor when I'm free. This paranoid disorder is too serious. Hurry up and pack your things and take you to a good place!"
After Mo Hehe finished speaking, she opened the door and disappeared. After all, this is not her lovely and warm home of [-] square meters but a five-star hotel, so she behaved a lot.
The sun is shining in the sky, and a group of young travelers fan the fans in their hands to get a little coolness. The shade of green trees is a good place to enjoy the shade, but when walking along this road, someone will always cast strange glances at a corner.
Fu Xiaoli squatted under the tree, gnawing on a popsicle, but Mo Hehe's figure had long since disappeared.
It took some time before Mo Hehe appeared, and she had a bowl of hot noodles in her hands.
"Here we come, noodles!" Mo Hehe handed the noodles to Fu Xiaoli bluntly, but Fu Xiaoli still stared blankly, not understanding the meaning.
"My wife, I swear that I will never make you angry again!" Fu Xiaoli raised his finger and said solemnly, today's Mo Hehe is more than strange, he is like a ghost. No matter what Mo Hehe said, he would definitely not follow suit, but today is really strange and strange.
Mo Hehe raised his eyebrows and didn't understand Fu Xiaoli's meaning.
"No, no, I must still be dreaming, my wife can't be so gentle!"
"Fu Xiaoli, you are looking for death! Stop talking and eat quickly! This noodle is the signature of this street, even if it is a five-star hotel, it can't compare to it. Do you want to reduce your life if you don't eat longevity noodles on your birthday today!" Mo He He picked it up, but Fu Xiaoli was stunned.
He just said it casually, but he didn't expect Mo Hehe to really remember it. He held the bowl and chopsticks tightly, showing a satisfied smile, and more importantly, he was very happy today.
"Although my wife cares so much, then I will be too kind." After Fu Xiaoli finished speaking, he began to eat in big mouthfuls, but Mo Hehe looked at Fu Xiaoli's appearance carefully, hiding his hands slightly back, and the fingers on her fingers There are a few pieces of Band-Aids attached, after all, it is just for such a bowl of noodles.
She often patronizes this shop and knows the owner very well, so she specially asked her to teach her how to make longevity noodles.
"How is it? Is it delicious?" Mo Hehe asked with a hanging heart, and Fu Xiaoli choked up with a sob and his expression was a little stiff.
"Is it delicious?" Mo Hehe asked again, but this time he still didn't answer. Mo Hehe grabbed the bowl and took a bite to taste it, but Fu Xiaoli snatched it before he could even put it in his mouth: " Wife, don't eat it, the feces are poisonous!"
After finishing speaking, Fu Xiaoli ate voraciously.
"Fu Xiaoli, your shit is poisonous!" Mo Hehe said shamelessly, as expected, he couldn't be too nice to this guy, or his nose would go up to the sky!
"So I finished eating. Only I can eat what my wife cooks, not even my wife!" Fu Xiaoli said domineeringly, showing a comforting smile, but Mo Hehe was dumbfounded.
"How do you know I did it?"
"Because usually noodle shops don't make such unpalatable dishes!" Fu Xiaoli replied, Mo Hehe wiped off her sweat, she realized that she had been with Fu Xiaoli for too long, and even her own IQ had deteriorated!
(End of this chapter)
Today, Fu Xiaoli is abnormal, and Mo Hehe is also abnormal, but Mo Hehe will never admit that he is abnormal, because today is Fu Xiaoli's birthday!
"Honey, don't look at her with such a hungry wolf expression, she will be shy~" Fu Xiaoli clutched the quilt and lay shyly on the bed, the sheets covered his beautiful curves, his fair face was like a red apple Similarly, Mo Hehe also wanted to praise that she is indeed a capable actor, and she couldn't even cry when she said she wanted to cry.
"Xiao Lili, hurry up and eat noodles! I asked the chef to make it for you early in the morning." Mo Hehe said flatteringly, squinting his eyes while holding the noodles.
However, Fu Xiaoli glanced at the noodles ignorantly, and snorted disdainfully, making a fuss.
"I don't want to eat anything that isn't made by my wife!" Fu Xiaoli turned her head, but Mo Hehe had already had bruises. Who made her unable to return home or go to work?In the final analysis, all of this was caused by the guy in front of me, so there is still a reason to ask her?But Mo Hehe is also a knife-mouthed bean curd heart, and today is Fu Xiaoli's birthday anyway, so she can only stick to it.
There's no way, whoever's birthday is the boss, but it's only today, I will bear it!Mo Hehe thought to himself, then put on a smile and forced a smile.
"My wife, you should cry out happily." Fu Xiaoli said with a mournful face.
Before Mo Hehe could ask why, Fu Xiaoli had already explained the reason: "You look uglier smiling than crying."
"Did Fu Xiao feel itchy recently?" Mo Hehe lowered his face and asked.
"Because my wife hasn't spurred me with love recently~" Fu Xiaoli replied cheekily, and Mo Hehe took a closer look, only to see a faint slap mark on Fu Xiaoli's fair and tender face, as if he had been slapped a feeling of.
"Little Lili, could it be that the wound on your face was beaten by a fool?" Mo Hehe asked curiously.
"It's not because of you, my wife... you worked too hard last night." Fu Xiaoli hid his face and said that he wanted to cry, but Mo Hehe couldn't laugh. Sure enough, he couldn't talk too much with this guy during the day. It was wrong, it should be It is best not to speak.
"Where are you going, my wife? Are you going to leave me? Or is it that my wife is angry and wants to kill me?"
Mo Hehe turned his head: "Xiao Lili, I should take you to see a doctor when I'm free. This paranoid disorder is too serious. Hurry up and pack your things and take you to a good place!"
After Mo Hehe finished speaking, she opened the door and disappeared. After all, this is not her lovely and warm home of [-] square meters but a five-star hotel, so she behaved a lot.
The sun is shining in the sky, and a group of young travelers fan the fans in their hands to get a little coolness. The shade of green trees is a good place to enjoy the shade, but when walking along this road, someone will always cast strange glances at a corner.
Fu Xiaoli squatted under the tree, gnawing on a popsicle, but Mo Hehe's figure had long since disappeared.
It took some time before Mo Hehe appeared, and she had a bowl of hot noodles in her hands.
"Here we come, noodles!" Mo Hehe handed the noodles to Fu Xiaoli bluntly, but Fu Xiaoli still stared blankly, not understanding the meaning.
"My wife, I swear that I will never make you angry again!" Fu Xiaoli raised his finger and said solemnly, today's Mo Hehe is more than strange, he is like a ghost. No matter what Mo Hehe said, he would definitely not follow suit, but today is really strange and strange.
Mo Hehe raised his eyebrows and didn't understand Fu Xiaoli's meaning.
"No, no, I must still be dreaming, my wife can't be so gentle!"
"Fu Xiaoli, you are looking for death! Stop talking and eat quickly! This noodle is the signature of this street, even if it is a five-star hotel, it can't compare to it. Do you want to reduce your life if you don't eat longevity noodles on your birthday today!" Mo He He picked it up, but Fu Xiaoli was stunned.
He just said it casually, but he didn't expect Mo Hehe to really remember it. He held the bowl and chopsticks tightly, showing a satisfied smile, and more importantly, he was very happy today.
"Although my wife cares so much, then I will be too kind." After Fu Xiaoli finished speaking, he began to eat in big mouthfuls, but Mo Hehe looked at Fu Xiaoli's appearance carefully, hiding his hands slightly back, and the fingers on her fingers There are a few pieces of Band-Aids attached, after all, it is just for such a bowl of noodles.
She often patronizes this shop and knows the owner very well, so she specially asked her to teach her how to make longevity noodles.
"How is it? Is it delicious?" Mo Hehe asked with a hanging heart, and Fu Xiaoli choked up with a sob and his expression was a little stiff.
"Is it delicious?" Mo Hehe asked again, but this time he still didn't answer. Mo Hehe grabbed the bowl and took a bite to taste it, but Fu Xiaoli snatched it before he could even put it in his mouth: " Wife, don't eat it, the feces are poisonous!"
After finishing speaking, Fu Xiaoli ate voraciously.
"Fu Xiaoli, your shit is poisonous!" Mo Hehe said shamelessly, as expected, he couldn't be too nice to this guy, or his nose would go up to the sky!
"So I finished eating. Only I can eat what my wife cooks, not even my wife!" Fu Xiaoli said domineeringly, showing a comforting smile, but Mo Hehe was dumbfounded.
"How do you know I did it?"
"Because usually noodle shops don't make such unpalatable dishes!" Fu Xiaoli replied, Mo Hehe wiped off her sweat, she realized that she had been with Fu Xiaoli for too long, and even her own IQ had deteriorated!
(End of this chapter)
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