Jinpingmei

Chapter 28 Chen Jingji was lucky to be hit with an iron rod by Jinlian Ximenqing in a daze
The poem said: If you can embroider in a boudoir in a few days, it seems to be humane.A bay of warm jade is small on the waves, and two autumn lotus petals are light on the ground.

There are traces of Nanmo's youth, and the moonlit night in the west chamber is silent.Looking at the flowers, the moss is wet and the moss is dewy, and I take advantage of the evening sunshine in front of the window.

It is said that Ximen Qing helped the woman into the room, took off her upper and lower clothes, and was naked, and the woman wore a red gauze to cover her top.The two sat side by side with their legs folded, sipping their cups.Ximen Qing wrapped his arms around his pink neck, and ate wine with him one after another, with the utmost tenderness.Leaning at the woman, Yun Huan slanted, her breasts were half exposed, her delicate eyes slanted, like a concubine Yang who was intoxicated with wine, she couldn't help but grope the words at his waist.Surprised by those words, the silver tray was still on it, softly clinking like Mao Dulu's tired body.Ximen Qing joked, "You're still messing with him, it's all because you fooled him out of his madness."

The woman asked, "What kind of madness?"

Ximen Qing said: "It's not a madness, but why is this limp and paralyzed and can't get up, why don't you go down and wait for him and your son."

The woman glanced at him with a smile.While squatting down, resting on one of his legs, he took a pair of trousers, tied the bag, held it with his hand, and said, "You fellow! The ones in your head are opening their heads and buttocks. How can you make people dizzy, let's push you crazy and pretend to be dead."

Lifted it once, put it on the pink face and shook it for a long time, then sucked it, and then used the tip of the tongue to pick the frog's mouth.The words immediately became furious, the cracked melon head with sunken eyes opened round, and the beard stood upright.Ximen Qing also sat on the pillow, and made the woman crawl in the gauze tent, sucking and sucking to enjoy her beauty.Er'er's lustful thoughts became more and more intense, and he returned to the woman.The woman begged: "My Dada, please spare the slave, and you will play tricks on the slave again!"

It was night, and the two of them had endless pleasures.There are words to prove it: the battle is full of joy, the clouds and rain are resting, and the charming eyes are squinting.Holding the jade stem is still hard, tell Cai Lang to make up for it.Drinking gold cups full of frequent persuasion, the two feelings seem intoxicated and infatuated.

I had a problem with the night scene.On the next day, Ximen Qing went outside.The woman gets up when she has a meal appointment, changes her sleeping shoes, looks for the pair of red shoes she wore yesterday, and turns left and right to miss one.Asked Chunmei, Chunmei said: "Yesterday, my father and I helped mother in, and Qiuju came with mother's bedding."

The woman called Qiu Ju to ask.Qiu Ju said, "I didn't see Mother coming in wearing shoes yesterday."

The woman said: "Look at the nonsense! I didn't wear shoes to come in. Could it be that I came in with my feet?"

Qiu Ju said: "Mother, you are wearing shoes, why don't you have them in the house?"

The woman scolded: "You are a thief and a slave, and you are still pretending to be a fool! No fault is only in this room, you will find the truth for me honestly!"

This Qiuju searched everywhere in the three rooms, under the bed and under the bed. Where can I ask for that shoe?The woman said: "There is a ghost in my house, and it took my shoe. Even the shoes on my feet are gone. What do you want you slave to do in the house!"

Qiu Ju said: "I'm afraid that Mother forgot to leave it in the garden and didn't wear it in."

The woman said: "I dare not know that [Entering the Sun] is fainted. My shoes are on but not on my feet?"

Call Chunmei: "Follow this servant and look for it in the garden. If you can't find it, tell him to kneel on the stone in the yard."

This Chunmei was really holding him, and he searched all over the garden and in front of the grape trellis, where he got it!Exactly: they were all taken away by Liu Ding, but the reed flowers and bright moon were hard to find.

The two searched and came back, and Chunmei scolded: "Slave, your matchmaker has lost her way—it's nothing to say, Mama Wang sold the mill—I can't push it anymore."

Qiu Ju said: "I don't know who stole my mother's shoe. I have never seen my mother wear it into the house. I dare say you opened the garden gate yesterday and let it go, and picked up my mother's shoe. "

Chunmei spit it out with a mouthful of thick saliva, and scolded: "You damn slave, you're pestering me again! Liu Niang called for the door, but I won't open it for him? Ke Ke'er just let someone in? You hold me Mother’s bedding is casually glanced at, and she dares to talk about it!”

While escorting him to the house, the woman returned and said that he had no shoes.The woman called and stepped out of him and knelt in the yard.Qiu Ju threw her face into the water crying, and said, "I'll search the garden again, if I can't find Sui Niang, just hit me."

Chunmei said: "Don't trust him, mother. The garden has been swept clean, and even needles have been found. Where can I ask for shoes?"

Qiu Ju said: "When I can't find it, the godmother will beat it. Why are you poking your tongue?"

The woman said to Chunmei: "Forget it, follow this slave and see where he can find it!"

The Chunmei escorted him again, and searched under the hill in the garden, beside the flower ponds and under the pine walls, but found nothing.He also panicked, and was slapped by Chunmei, so he pulled him back to see the woman.Qiu Ju said: "There is still that snow cave that I haven't found."

Chunmei said: "The hidden spring dock is my father's greenhouse, and my mother has never been there. I don't think I can find it and answer you!"

So he escorted him to the snow cave in Cangchunwu.On the front is a sitting bed, which can be found on the incense table next to it, but there is none.Looking in the book case again, Chunmei said: "This book case is full of his invitation papers. Why did my mother's shoes get here? No need to slack off! It makes him mess up and mess with him." Seeing it is another scene, you are crooked and biting to death!"

After a long time, Qiu Ju said, "These are not mother's shoes!"

In a paper bag, wrapped some sticks of incense and straw, took it out and looked at Chunmei: "How come, you just instigated me to beat me!"

Chunmei saw that it turned out to be a red flat shoe, and said, "Mother, how did I get this book case? What a strange thing!"

So he came to see the woman.The woman asked, "If you have my shoes, where are they?"

Chunmei said: "In Cangchunwu, Dad found it in the book case in the warm room, and wrapped it with some worship post paper, straw, and benzoin."

The woman held it in her hand, and compared it with the one she had taken from him. They were all satin and white satin flat-soled embroidered shoes with red four-season flowers, green handles, and blue gold mouths.Only the stitches on the shoes are worse, one is yarn-green stitching, the other is emerald blue stitching, you can't recognize them unless you look carefully.The woman tried it on her feet, and found out that this one was a little tighter than the old one, so she knew it was the shoe of Laiwang's daughter-in-law: "I don't know when I met a thief and a strong man, so I dare not take it into the house and hide it secretly." Put it there. I don’t want to be pulled out by the slave again.”

After looking at it for a while, he said, "This shoe is not mine. Slave, hurry up and kneel with me!"

Instruct Chunmei: "Put a stone against him."

That Qiuju cried and said, "It's not mother's shoe, whose shoe is it? If I find the shoe for mother, I will beat me; if I can't find it again, I don't know how to beat me!"

The woman scolded: "Slave slave, stop talking!"

Chunmei threw a big rock on his head.The woman changed another pair of shoes and put them on again. She thought it was too hot in the room, so she ordered Chunmei to put the dressing table on the flower building, and went to comb her hair, no problem.

But Chen Jingji came in from the shop to find clothes in the morning and walked to the corner gate of the garden.The little iron rod was stubbornly there, and when he saw Chen Jingji holding a pair of silver net towel rings in his hand, he asked, "Uncle, what did you have? Play tricks with me."

Jingji said: "This is a net towel ring owned by someone else. Come and redeem it. I will find it and give it to him."

The little monkey smiled and said, "Uncle, play tricks with me, I'll give you something nice in exchange."

Jingji said: "Silly boy, this is someone else's. If you want it, I will find another pair to play with you. If you have any good things, let me see."

The monkey then took out a red embroidered shoe from its waist and showed it to Jingji.Jingji then asked, "Where are you from?"

The monkey smiled and said: "Uncle, let me tell you! I was playing in the garden yesterday, and saw my father dangling my fifth mother's legs under the grape arbor. I went in after my father. , I was looking for Miss Chunmei to ask for fruit, and I picked up this shoe under the grape trellis."

Jingji took it in his hand: the song is the crescent moon in the sky, red like a lotus flower with its petals back, and it is just three inches in the palm of his hand.Knowing that it was something on Jin Lian's feet, she said, "You are with me, and tomorrow I will find another good couple to play with you."

The monkey said: "Uncle, don't coax me, I will ask you for it tomorrow."

Jingji said, "I won't coax you."

The monkey played with a smile.

This Jingji took off his shoes in his sleeves and thought to himself: "I played with him a few times, but his mouth was still alive, and when he got in the middle, he rolled around again. I didn't want this shoe to fall into my hand. Today I really teased him a bit, not afraid that he won't pay the bill."

It's exactly: People don't need to thread needles and threads at that time, so it takes time and skill to come?
Chen Jingji came to Pan Jinlian's room with his shoes on his sleeves.Turning around the screen wall, I saw Qiuju kneeling in the courtyard, and said jokingly, "little elder sister, why did you come? You have recruited a new army and picked up stones again?"

When Jin Lian heard it from upstairs, she asked Chunmei to ask, "Who said he picked up the stone? It's clean, this servant didn't hold it?"

Chunmei said: "Uncle is here. Qiuju is holding the stone."

The woman called, "Brother-in-law Chen, there is no one upstairs, come up."

The young man came upstairs with his clothes lifted.I saw the woman upstairs, with two windows opened in front, hung with Xiang curtains, and she was dressing in front of the mirror.This Chen Jingji went to a little girl beside him and sat down, and saw the woman with black oily hair, combing it arm in arm, dragging the floor, tied with a nest of silk with a red silk rope, wearing a silver silk bun on her bodice, and There is a trace of fragrant clouds on the cushion, many rose petals are placed in the bun, and the four [beggars] are exposed, dressed as a living Guanyin.After a while, the woman combed her hair, went to the dressing table, washed her hands in the face plate, put on her clothes, and called Chunmei to bring tea to eat with her brother-in-law.That Jingji just laughed and kept silent.The woman asked, "Brother-in-law, what are you laughing at?"

Jingji said: "I laughed at you, what did you miss?"

The woman said: "The thief is short-lived! I'm gone, what's the matter with you? How do you know?"

Jingji said: "Look, I made a donkey's liver and lungs out of good intentions, and you started talking to me. You said, I'm going."

Get out and go downstairs.The woman grabbed her by the hand and said: "It's strange to be short-lived, it will cause trouble! Laiwang's daughter-in-law is dead, and she has lost her mind, but how can she still recognize her?"

Yin asked, "Guess what I'm missing?"

Jing Ji took it out of his sleeve, pulled the target with his shoe, and said with a smile, "Who does this belong to?"

The woman said: "It's so short-lived, so you stole my shoes! Teach me to hit the girl and search around the ground."

Jingji said, "How did you get into my hands?"

The woman said: "Who else will come in my house? How dare you steal my shoe."

Jingji said: "You are not shy, old man. I haven't come to your house these two days, how could I steal from you?"

The woman said: "What a thief is short-lived. When I tell your father, you stole my shoes and said I'm not shy."

Jingji said: "You can only use daddy to fool me."

The woman said: "You are so cowardly, knowing that you have seven or eight wives with Laiwang's daughter-in-law, and you still molesting him, how often are you a little jealous! Since you stole my shoes, why did this shoe fall to you?" In your hand? Come out as early as possible and return my shoes, you are still cheap. Since ancient times, when you see the Lord, you will ask for it. But if you don’t say a word, I will teach you to die in my hands.”

Jingji said: "Your old man is a woman, and she is not good at letting go. There is no one here, so we can say: If you want shoes, take something, I will exchange it with you, otherwise the sky thunder will not hit you." go out."

The woman said: "What a short life! My shoes should be returned to me, and what can I teach you in exchange?"

Jingji smiled and said, "Wu Niang, give your son the sweat towel on your sleeve, and my son will give you your shoes."

The woman said: "I'll find another good sweat towel tomorrow. Your father has seen this sweat towel all day long, so it's not good for you."

Jingji said: "I don't. I don't even count a hundred square meters for anything else. All I want is your old man's sweat towel."

The woman smiled and said, "What a short-lived person who has been used to it for a long time! I don't have the energy to entangle you two."

So he took out a thin bunch of fringed white silk from his sleeve, and Yingying burned Yexiang sweat towel, on which even the word "silver" was plundered from him.There are poems as evidence: Mr. Lang saw his concubine going down the orchid steps, and came to ask for slender red embroidered shoes.Regardless of whether the mud is hidden in the sleeves, it is only said that this matter is embarrassing.

Chen Jingji quickly took it in his hand, and sang deeply with him.The woman ordered: "It's better to hide it, don't teach the eldest sister to see, he is not a good talker."

Jing Ji said: "I know."

While handing the shoes to him, it was like this: "It was picked up by the little iron stick in the garden yesterday. This morning, I took it and asked me to change the net towel ring for fun."

So and so, tell it again.When the woman heard this, her face turned red, and she said, "Look at this little slave, you've made my shoes so black! Look at me teaching his father to beat him or not."

Jingji said: "You're going to kill me! It doesn't matter if you hit him, you can rely on me if you dare. I said so. Don't talk about it."

The woman said: "I will spare the little servant, unless I spare the scorpion."

The two were talking about being in a lively place when they suddenly heard a young servant come to An'er to look for him: "Father is in the front hall asking brother-in-law to write a gift note."

The woman hurriedly urged him to go out.Come downstairs and teach Chunmei to fetch a board to beat Qiuju.Qiu Ju refused to lie down, and said, "Look for the general's mother's shoes, and the mother will beat me!"

The woman showed him the shoe that Chen Jingji was holding, and scolded him, "Slave, you take that as my shoe, where do you put this?"

Seeing it, Qiu Ju stared at her for a long time, and said, "How could you get out of my mother's three shoes?"

The woman said: "What a bold slave! Whose shoes are you using to prevaricate me, and say that I am a three-legged toad?"

Without any explanation, she taught Chunmei to pull her down and hit her ten times.Qiuju hugged her thighs and cried, looked at Chunmei and said, "You are the one who opened the door, taught people to come in, and took away mother's shoes. This time, teach mother to beat me."

Chunmei scolded: "You are tidying up your mother's bed, and you have lost your mother's shoes. After beating you a few times, how dare you complain about others! It was this old shoe. If the hairpin ring on your mother's head disappeared, you would Is it enough to just rely on someone? Niang Xiqinger, I still beat you less. If it were me, I would call a servant outside and beat him twenty or thirty boards hotly, and see how this slave is!"

After a few scoldings, Qiu Ju swallowed her anger and became silent.

Let's say that Ximenqing called Jingji to the front hall, sealed the gift of the chitou, and sent congratulations to Qianhu who was newly promoted to the Huai'an Mentoring Institute to punish Zhengqianhu.Ben Wei's acquaintances all saw him off at Yongfu Temple, so there is no need to elaborate.Ximenqing sent Yue'an to send him there, had dinner with Jingji in the hall, and returned to the Jinlian room.This Jin Lian was totally disagreeable, so she told the story of the little iron rod picking up the shoes, and said: "It's all done for nothing by you stupid bastard! The little servant who taught the thief to kill me picked up my shoes. Take it outside, who didn’t see it. I knew it, and it’s coming. You don’t hit him twice, and you’ll get used to him by tomorrow.”

Ximen Qing didn't ask: "Who will tell you."

Impulsively walked to the front.The little monkey didn't know it, it was playing on the stone platform, Ximen Qing grabbed the top corner, punched and kicked it, and screamed like a pig, and then stopped.The little monkey lay on the ground, dead for half a day, so panicked that Zhao and his wife came to rescue him, and woke up half a day later.Seeing that the boy was bleeding from the nose and mouth, he carried him into the room and asked him slowly, only then did he know that the matter of picking up shoes caused trouble.This zhangqing went to the back kitchen angrily, pointed and cursed, and cursed all the time: "A whore who doesn't want to die, you bastard! What enmity is my child with you? He is only eleven Two years old, what's the matter with Xiao? Do you know that Wu is there? Just instigate him to beat him up, and the nose and mouth will bleed. If you die, the whore and the bastard are not good! You can't fulfill your wishes! "

I scolded in the kitchen, and scolded again in the front, and it was still uncertain for a whole day or two.Because Jinlian was drinking with Ximen Qing in the room, I don't know yet.

Going to bed at night and resting, Ximen Qing saw that the woman was wearing two green silk sleeping shoes, with big red roots, and said, "Oh, how do you wear these shoes on your feet? It's weird and ugly."

The woman said: "I only have a pair of red sleeping shoes, but the little servant oiled one up. Where can I ask for a second pair?"

Ximen Qing said: "My son, you can make a pair of them tomorrow and wear them on your feet. You don't know, I, Dada, wear red shoes with all my heart, and I love them when I look at them."

The woman said: "It's the slave! Ke Ke'er came to think of something, and I wanted to say it, but forgot again."

Yinling Chunmei: "You take that shoe and show it to him."

──"Whose shoes do you recognize?"

Ximen Qing said, "I don't know whose shoes it is."

The woman said: "Look, he's still playing chicken! Don't tell me, yellow cat and black tail, what a cocoon you did! Laiwang's daughter-in-law's stinky hoof is like a jewel, and it's stored in Tibet. Inside the worship post box in the Snow Cave in Chunwu, some writing paper and incense are placed together. No rare objects, and they are not family-friendly! No wonder the thief and adulteress died and fell into Abi Hell!"

Pointing to Qiu Ju, he cursed: "This servant took my shoe, turned it out again, and taught me to hit it a few times."

Tell Chunmei: "Get out with me as soon as possible!"

Chunmei swept the shoes to the ground, looked at Qiu Ju and said, "I'll reward you and wear them!"

Picking it up in his hand, Qiuju said, "Mother, this shoe can only hold my toe."

The woman scolded: "Thieves and slaves, what are you teaching me, she is the mother of your master's previous life! Otherwise, why did he collect his shoes so delicately? It will be handed down tomorrow! Shameless goods!"

Qiu Ju took her shoes and went out, but was called back by the woman, who told her, "Take the knife, and I'll chop the harlot into pieces and loot them into the latrine! Tell the thieves and harlots to hide behind the mountain, and they will never be reborn!" "

Yin said to Ximen Qing: "The more you look at it, the more distressed you are, the more I'm going to chop it up. You see."

Ximen Qing smiled and said, "It's the slave, just throw it away. I have such a heart!"

The woman said: "You don't have the heart, so you gambled. The adulteress died and didn't know where to go. What do you do with his shoes? You should save yourself sooner or later, so you can think about him. Just because I'm with you every time You didn't care about this one, and you still need someone to plan with you!"

Ximen Qing said with a smile: "Forget it, blame the little whore for having these things! When he was here, he never behaved badly in front of you."

So she hugged the fan and kissed her mouth, the two of them made one place.Exactly: the moving spring is charming and charming, and the heart of Diefang is soft and strong.There are poems as evidence: To whom do you speak your heart?Where do you want to put your thoughts?It's hard to think about it, and it's twelve o'clock every day.

(End of this chapter)