Jinpingmei
Chapter 52 Earl Ying
Chapter 52 Earl Ying
The poem said: "The dawn of the spring tower is reflected by the bead curtain, and the red pink spring makeup is reminded by the precious mirror."I am tired of making love and pity the old pillow, so I will play games around the pool.
When sitting, the clothes are entwined with slender grass, and the skirts sweep the falling plums when walking.What's more, the Ming Dynasty didn't take it seriously, and they will fight together with each other.
It is said that Ximenqing was having wine at Xia Tixing's house that day, and he was very happy to see Song Xunkan giving gifts.Xia Tixing also respected the difference from the past, blocked the door to persuade him to drink, and did not let him go home until the third watch.Pan Jinlian removed the crown under the lamp early, set up a quilt pillow, and took a fragrant bath to wait.Ximen Qing entered the door, and then, seeing that he was half drunk, he hurriedly undressed him.Chunmei ate some tea and sent her to bed to rest.Seeing the woman stripped naked, sitting on the edge of the bed, with her head bowed, she wrapped her white legs across her knees and bound her feet, and changed into a pair of red flat night shoes.When Ximenqing saw him, he became obsessively lustful, and he was very happy.Because she asked the woman for a bag of pornography, the woman hurriedly fumbled it out from under the mattress and handed it to him.Ximen Qing put on both the holders, put his arm around the woman in his arms, and said, "You want to have sex with you today, will you be willing?"
The woman glanced at it and said: "What a shameless enemy, you have been doing nothing with the book boy all day long, and you are pestering me again, are you going to do it with that slave!"
Ximen Qing laughed and said, "Blame the little glib, why not! If you trust me, why would you wonder what the boy will do? You don't know that this is what you have in mind, just put it in and let it go."
The woman couldn't stop being pestered by him again and again, and said: "I'm afraid I won't be able to stand up to you, a big guy like you. You put the leader in the circle, and I will try to play with you."
Ximen Qingzhen removed the sulfur ring, and only had a silver bracket under the root, so that the woman immediately crawled on the bed, her buttocks kicked up, and smeared saliva on the head of the penis, rubbing it back and forth.The glans head is strong and strong, and it only loses its edge for a long time.The woman frowned forbearance, biting the sweaty towel in her mouth, and shouted: "Dada, wait a little longer. This one is not as good as the previous one, it makes the inside feel hot and painful."
This Ximen Qing shouted: "Good heart, you are called Dada, it's okay. I will buy a set of colorful dresses and gauze clothes for you to wear tomorrow."
The woman said: "That dress is also there. I saw Li Gui's sister wearing the gold oil goose yellow silver gauze skirt with jade-colored thread and sheepskin yesterday. It looks good. I said I bought it from there. He has everything, but I don't have this." Skirt. I don’t know how much money it is, but you can just buy one for me to wear.”
Ximen Qing said: "It doesn't matter, I will buy it for you tomorrow."
As he was talking, he was quite twitching on the top, and he just didn't care about showing his head, and he twitched lightly and sent deeply.The woman looked back and shouted: "Good Dada, there is so much pain here, why are you only thinking about this kind of action? I want to ask you, at least lose it soon!"
This Ximenqing refused to listen, and supported his stock, playing with his tendency to come in and go out.On the one hand, he shouted: "Pan Wu'er, little whore, you are so rambunctious to call Dada, coax your Dada [corpse] out."
That woman is really starry-eyed, with a swaying voice, a willow waist, half-scented skin, and a soft voice in her mouth, which is hard to describe.After a long time, Ximen Qing felt the essence coming, and pulled his thighs with both hands, and [closed the door] with all his strength, the sound of buckling the thighs was endless.The woman groaned in one piece below and couldn't stop it.When it was about to pass, Ximenqing pulled the woman's buttocks, and the handle of the stag disappeared to the root, and it reached a deep place, which was unbelievably beautiful.So happy to feel it, let out like a note.The woman bears its essence, and the two bodies cuddle together.After a long time, I pulled out the handle of the stag, but I saw scarlet dyed stems, and the mouth of the frog was drooling. The woman wiped it with a handkerchief before going to bed.I've had a question about the night scene.
The next day, when Ximen Qing came back to the yamen in the morning, Mr. An and Mr. Huang sent someone to send an invitation letter. On the 22nd, there will be a banquet at the eunuch Liu's village in the brick factory. Please go early.Ximenqing sent someone to go, and after eating porridge from the upper room, he was coming out of the hall when he saw Xiao Zhou'er with the grate head knocked down and kowtowed to the ground.Ximen Qing said: "You came just in time, I was about to grate my head."
So I went to the small roll-up shed of the Jade Pavilion, sat on a cool chair, and opened my hair except for the towel.Xiao Zhou'er laid down the housework of combing grates, and combed his hair with him.Look at the mud and dirt, distinguish the wind and snow, kneel down to ask for money, and say: "Dad will have a big change this year, and his hair looks very prosperous."
Ximen Qing was overjoyed.He combed his head, and asked him to take his ears and pinch his body.He did some housework, had sex with Ximen Qing everywhere, and used the method of guidance to make Ximen Qing's whole body smooth.He rewarded him with five qian, taught him to eat, and served his brother to shave his head.Ximen Qing was in the study, fell asleep on the marble bed.
That day when Miss Yang got up, Aunt Wang and Aunt Xue wanted to go home.Wu Yueniang filled his original box with some steamed crispy tea and food, and set off.Two aunts, each with five qian silver, and two sisters-in-law, gave him two pieces of small cloth, and just waited to go out.Aunt Xue told Yueniang again: "Take the medicine on Renzi's day, and you will have a happy event if you take care of your situation."
Yue Niang said: "Master Xue, if you go, it will be my birthday in August, so I can come and walk around. I am looking forward to you here."
Aunt Xue clasped her palms together and asked, "Excuse me. Bodhisattva is here. I will definitely come on that day."
So I made a speech.Everyone on Yueniang sent them to the gate.Yueniang and eldest concubine went back to the back.Only Yulou, Jinlian, Ping'er, Sister Ximen and Sister Li Gui came to play in the garden with Brother Guan in their arms.Li Ping'er said: "Sister Gui, hand it over and wait for me to hug you."
Sister Gui said: "Liu Niang, it's okay, I want to hug my brother in my heart."
Yulou said: "Sister Gui, you haven't visited your father's newly tidied study yet."
In the garden, Jinlian saw that the crape myrtle flowers were in full bloom, and picked two to wear with Sister Gui.So I went along the pine wall to the Jade Pavilion, and saw the bed curtains, screens, calligraphy, paintings, piano and chess, which were extremely chic.On the bed is a silk tent with silver hooks and an ice mat pillow.Ximen Qing fell on the bed, deep in sleep.Next to it is a golden seal, with a strand of dragon saliva burning.The green window is half-closed, and the plantains outside the window are lowly reflected.Pan Jinlian fiddled with his incense box on the table, Yulou and Li Ping'er were sitting on chairs, Ximen Qing suddenly turned over, saw that all the women were in the room, and said, "Every time you come do what?"
Jin Lian said: "Sister Gui wants to see your study, I invite him to have a look every time."
When Ximenqing saw him hugging Brother Guan, he teased him again.Suddenly, Hua Tong said, "Ying's second father is here."
All the women walked in disorder and went to Li Pinger's side.Earl Ying walked to the pine wall, saw Sister Gui holding Brother Guan, and said, "Okay! Sister Li Gui is here."
Deliberately asked: "When are you coming?"
Then Sister Gui left and said, "Well, you blame Huazi! It's none of your business, what's the matter?"
The count said: "You little whore, it's none of my business, just talk to me."
So I hugged and kissed.Sister Gui pushed her with her hand, and scolded: "The thief is unsatisfactory, blame the knife, if it wasn't for fear of bluffing my brother, I will beat you with this knife..."
Ximen Qing came out and saw it, and said, "It's just a dog, it's a fool!"
Yin taught the boy: "You take brother and send you Liuniang to go."
The bookboy quickly took it over.Grandma Ruyi'er was waiting at the corner of the pine wall, and she went to pick it up.The Earl and Sister Gui stood talking and asked, "What's going on with you?"
Sister Gui said: "Thanks to my poor father, I sent brother Bao to go to Tokyo for me."
The count said: "Okay, okay, that's all. So you can rest assured."
After finishing speaking, Sister Gui went to the back.The count said: "Blame the little whore, come here, I'm still talking to you."
Sister Gui said, "I'll come as soon as I walk."
So he also came to Li Ping'er.
The earl and Ximen Qingcai sang and sat down.Ximen Qing said: "Yesterday I was having wine at Xia Longxi's house. Daoist Daoist Song sent someone to give a gift. I gave a fresh pig. I'm afraid I can't put it away. I asked the cook to unload it this morning, and roasted it with pepper and even the pig's head. It's over. You go, now invite Xie Zichun to come, every time we fight Shuanglu, let's share."
On the one hand, Qin Tong'er said: "Please thank father quickly. You said that Ying's second father is here."
Qin Tonger promised to go.The count asked, "Have you ever asked for the money from the Xu family?"
Ximen Qing said: "A bald dog with no thieves' behavior will only pay 250 taels tomorrow. You teach him two and come in the next day. If there are few, my family will join him."
The count said: "It's good to wait. I'm afraid he will buy some fresh food today to honor you."
Ximen Qing said: "There is no need to teach him to worry."
After talking for a while, Ximen Qing asked: "Have Lao Sun and Zhu Mazi both got up and gone?"
The Earl said: "Since Li Guier's house took it out, he was imprisoned in the county for one night. On the second day, the three iron chains were all untied and went to Tokyo. There was no cleaner who came home! You just said that he was drinking every day. Eating meat is such an easy-to-eat fruit! It seems that he is the one who suffers. On such a hot day on the road, it doesn’t matter if you carry it on an iron chain without being entangled.”
Ximen Qing said with a smile: "It's a strange dog, but it's not enough to serve as an army! Who taught him to follow the Wang family's servants all day long! He will suffer what he seeks."
The count said: "Brother is right. Flies don't drill into unsealed eggs, so why didn't he look for me and Xie Zichun? Clean is just clean, and muddy is just muddy."
Just as he was talking, Xie Xi arrived.After singing, sit down and just fan the fan.Ximen Qing asked, "Why are you so sweaty?"
Xi Dao: "Brother, don't bring it up. I got angry for no reason today. In the early morning, the old grandma came to me and said that I made him go. You unreasonable old whore! Your man is always Take people to drink and eat meat in the courtyard, and spend a lot of money to go to the house, and you go to the underworld? Who doesn't know! You ask for the first money, and what's the point of sharing it? Let me carry it Come out after saying a few words. I don’t want to call you here.”
The count said: "I didn't talk to my brother just now, the new wine is put in two cups, the clear is clear, and the mud is muddy. How did we say it at the beginning? I said that if I follow the Wang family boy, I will lose it tomorrow. How is it today? I hit this net Here, those who feel sorry for you!"
Ximen Qing said: "That boy from the Wang family, how brave is he? He hasn't fully realized his brains yet, so he has a wife! It's not enough for me to let you down, you're just ashamed!"
The count said: "He has seen some kind of big guy, Big Brother, what happened to us, just bring it up to bluff him."
After finishing speaking, the boy brought tea and ate it.Ximen Qing said: "You two play Shuanglu. The water noodles are being made at the back, and I will ask the boy to bring them for us to eat."
After a while, Qin Tong came to set the table.Hua Tong'er took four small dishes in a square box, three dishes of garlic juice, a large bowl of pork stew, a silver spoon, and three pairs of tooth chopsticks.After setting it up, the three of them sat down, and then brought three bowls of noodles, each of them took their own marinade and poured garlic vinegar.Na Ying Earl and Xie Xida picked up the chopsticks, only three times and two swallows, it was a bowl.The two immediately had seven bowls.Ximen Qing couldn't finish the two bowls, so he said, "My son, you two can eat these!"
The count said: "Brother, which sister made this noodles today? It's delicious and refreshing."
Xie Xi said: "I'm waiting for the lollipop to stop, I just ate, otherwise I'll ban a bowl."
The two of them got their food hot and took off their clothes.Seeing Qin Tong'er collecting the housework, he said, "senior officer, get some water from the back, and I rinse my mouth every time."
Xie Xi said: "Warm tea is good, but it smells like dead garlic."
After a while, Hua Tonger brings tea.The three of them had tea, and went outside and walked along the flower terraces outside the pine wall.I saw Huang Sijia sent four boxes of Lilly.Ping'an'er came in and Ximen Qing had a look: a box of fresh black water chestnuts, a box of fresh water chestnuts, four ice-tailed big shad, and a box of loquats.When the count saw it, he said, "Good stuff! He didn't know where to send it. I'll try it."
He picked up several in one hand, handed over two to Xie Xida, and said, "I still don't know what this is until I die of old age."
Ximen Qing said: "It's a strange dog. You eat it before offering to the Buddha?"
The count said: "I don't offer anything to the Buddha, and I don't have any stolen goods at the entrance."
Ximen Qing ordered: "I'll take it later. I'll ask San Niang for three qian as a reward."
The count asked, "It was Li Jin who sent it, and Huang Ning'er?"
Ping An said: "It's Huang Ning'er."
The count said: "Today, this dog is bald by good fortune, and I will reward him with three silver coins."
Here, Ximenqing watched the two of them play Shuanglu without problems.
Let's say that Yueniang, Sister Gui, Li Jiaoer, Meng Yulou, Pan Jinlian, Li Pinger, and eldest sister all ate in the back and sat under the corridor.Seeing Xiao Zhou'er poking his head in front of the screen wall, Li Ping'er said: "Little Zhou'er, you are well. Come in and shave your head with the little official, his hair has grown long."
Xiao Zhou'er hurried forward and kowtowed, and said: "Just now, my father ordered me to come in and shave my brother's head."
Yue Niang said: "Sixth Sister, take a look at the calendar. On good days and bad days, do you shave your head with the child?"
Jinlian gave Xiaoyu to take the calendar head, opened it and looked at it once, and said: "Today is April [-]st, which is Gengxu day. Jinding Loujin is a straight dog. It is suitable for sacrifices, official leadership, travel, and tailoring. , bathing, shaving, repairing, and breaking ground, it is advisable to use noon. ── Good date."
Yueniang said: "Since it's a good day, ask the girl to warm the water, you can wash the boy's hair, and teach Xiao Zhou'er to coax him to shave slowly."
Xiaoyu was on the side to connect his hair with a sweat towel, and only got a few shaves, and the official brother burst into tears.That Xiao Zhou hurriedly drove him to cry and only cared about shaving, not wanting to hold back the child's cry, so he kept silent, and his face turned red.Li Ping'er panicked, and quickly said: "Don't shave, don't shave!"
That little Zhou'er was so frightened that he couldn't collect the housework, so he ran outside without feet.Yueniang said: "I said this boy is not handsome, so protect his head. Let's cut it for him. I'll teach you how to shave it. How about a good shave!"
It was a day off, and the child held his breath for a long time before letting out a sound.Li Ping'er was relieved just now, and just patted him to coax him, saying: "What a bold little Zhou! You came here and shaved off my brother's head for no reason. If the shaved half doesn't suit you, you bully my brother. You still haven't brought it back. , wait for me to vent my anger with my brother."
So he hugged Yueniang.Yue Niang said: "You little flower who is not handsome, you have played tricks on you by shaving your head, why are you crying? I will be a hair-shearer tomorrow for the rest."
After being teased for a while, Li Ping'er handed it over to Naizi.Yueniang ordered: "Stop breastfeeding him, wait for him to sleep and feed him."
The grandma hugged her and went to the front.I saw Lai An'er coming in to pick up Xiao Zhou'er's homework, and Xiao Zhou'er's face was burnt when he said that he was bluffing.Yueniang asked: "Has he eaten?"
Lai'an said: "He ate. Dad rewarded him with five qian."
Yueniang taught Lai'an: "You take a mug of wine and go out with him. It's hard to beg for the money by bluffing others!"
Xiaoyu hurriedly sifted out one, took a plate of bacon, and taught Lai'an to eat it with him.
Wu Yueniang taught Jinlian: "Look at the calendar, when is Renzi's day?"
Jin Lian looked at it and said, "The 23rd is Renzi Day, the May Festival of Jiaomangzhong."
Then he said, "Sister, what do you ask him?"
Yue Niang said: "I don't care, just ask."
Sister Li Gui took the calendar and looked at it, and said: "This 24th, it's my mother's birthday! I can't be at home."
Yueniang said: "The tenth day of the first month was your sister's birthday. It's over. On the 24th, Keke'er is your mother's birthday again. It turns out that someone in your hospital suffers from two diseases in one day and has three birthdays: Suffering from the disease of thinking about money, and thinking about men at night. It’s my mother’s birthday in the morning, my sister’s birthday in the noon, and my family’s birthday in the evening. ──Why are they all crowded together? Taking advantage of the richness of the brother-in-law, just pretend to have birthdays !"
Sister Gui just laughed and kept silent.I saw Ximenqing sent Hua Tonger to invite her, and Sister Gui made up her face in Yueniang's room and came to the garden.
In the rolling shed, the Eight Immortals table was put down early, and there were two large plates of roast pork and many delicacies on the table.Everyone ate once, and Sister Gui was handing wine with Zhong Er. The earl said, "Your father said, "I didn't ask you for it, and the favor is over. Your father said it for your county again, no I'm looking for you. Who's the loser? It's also because of my repeated calls to your father that he agreed. He is willing to talk favors for you? Whatever song you love, you can sing it and I'll have a drink. It's also a reward for hard work Quite discount."
Sister Gui scolded with a smile: "It's weird, Huazi, you wrapped the net with fleas---you're so cheeky! Daddy, would he believe what you said?"
The count said: "You little whore! You hit the monk before you read the scriptures. If you want to eat, stop the fire! You dare to laugh that the monk has no mother-in-law, so I can't afford you, you little whore." Son? Don’t make fun of me, I’m still half-pretty.”
Sister Gui slapped him twice with all her strength.Ximen Qing scolded with a smile: "You idiot, if you talk about male robbers and female prostitutes tomorrow, you will lose the original place."
After laughing for a while, Sister Gui slowly picked up the pipa, put her arms across her lap, opened her vermilion lips, showed her white teeth, and sang: "Who wants to have this kind of Huang Yinger."Lose fat and lose weight.Mirror Luan dust lock unintentionally.The fat and powder are tired and even, and the flower branches are lazy.Kong Jiaodai frowned, piercing Chunshan's hatred.
The count said: "You two came here when we were friends, but now we are a little scared for him, so we shouldn't complain."
Sister Gui said, "Sweat makes you sick, what nonsense!"
──The most unstoppable, Qiaolou draws horns, blowing through the heartbroken sound.
The count said: "The intestines are not broken. This time, the thread that mentioned you is broken. You two should stop talking."
Sister Gui slapped her hard, and scolded: "You are a thieves with knives, today you are sweating evil, you are just fooling around."
──The window of the fund-raising guest is quiet and the moon is bright, and I hate to lean on the curtain alone.Suddenly, Gu Hong only rang outside the building, waking up Wanchou again.It's longer and longer, and I don't realize that the lights are dim and the fragrance is gone.He slept soundly there!
The count said: "Stupid little whore, why can't he sleep well? I didn't take him away. He fell asleep at home. You hide in others' homes, pregnant with sheepskin every day, until the people from Tokyo come. , a stone fell to the ground."
Sister Gui was anxious by what he said, so she said, "Father, look at Ying Huazi, for some reason, she just keeps teasing me."
The count said, "Did you recognize your father this time?"
Sister Gui ignored him, played the pipa and sang again: "Think about it, think about it, why don't you pay attention?"Where there is no one, where there is no one, tears are pouring down.
The count said: "A person is used to drowning. One day, his mother died, and Shouxiao laid the bed and slept in front of the coffin. It was too late, and I didn't want to drown again. People came in and saw that the mattress was wet, and asked why, but the person didn't have it." To answer, just say: "You don't know, tears flowed from my stomach at night." ──Just like you, if you say no to him, you have to cry behind your back."
Sister Gui said: "Shameless child, did you see it? The sweat is killing you!"
──I blame him, I blame him, I can't say enough about him, who knows that I will go away first.I hate myself for not taking him seriously.
The count said: "Silly little whore, at this age, a three-year-old child can't be coaxed, let alone a child in Fengyue. Are you serious with him? You stay here, wait for me to sing a southern song, and you listen: 'Fengyue' Let me tell you about the matter: now age, it can’t be fake or true. Everyone is weird and elf, everyone has been used to it for a long time, but they will bury their schemes alive. The old godly woman only wants to make money, and the little whore You have to drag your neck forward to earn a living. Suffering is like throwing yourself into a river, and worry is like looking for it. When you have to fill up the karma jar, you can change from donkey to horse and don’t do this job.'” Immediately, what Sister Gui said broke down into tears.Ximen Qing slapped the earl on the head, and laughed and scolded: "You [short] heartbroken dog! If you eat your child, you will kill him."
Calling Sister Gui: "You sing, don't pay attention to him."
Xie Xi said: "Second brother Ying, you are so boring! Today, you are only bullying my goddaughter. If you talk any more, you will get a big boil on your mouth."
Sister Gui picked up the pipa for half a day and sang again: "All the people in the imperial forest say that he is sincere."
The earl was about to speak, but Xi Da pressed his mouth and said, "Sister Gui, you sing, just leave him alone!"
Sister Gui sang again: "But it turned out to be a seduction."Eyes wide open heart not responding.
Xida let go, and the count said, "It's good to be in agreement. I didn't agree with my heart, but now I agree with my tiger's mouth. Not many, but only three or two sticks."
Sister Gui said, "White eyebrows and red eyes, did you see that?"
The count said: "I didn't see it, is it in Le Xing Hall?"
Even everyone in Ximen Qing laughed.Sister Gui sang again: "Swearing to each other, telling lies and telling the truth, I almost got lovesickness because of his mistakes."How can you teach me to have a future if you look at the Yi family's pretentiousness?
The count said: "I don't dare to count on him in the future. Tomorrow, he will make a move to attack."
Sister Gui sang again: The amber cat fell into the sun and the sun is far away. When will we meet again?In vain slave infatuation Ning Nai and so on.Dreaming about Wushan is hard to come by.Unrequited love, fighting fiercely in this life with you.
In the end, the enemy was very lucky, and the one who let go will be alone.The kindness in that world is turned into words.
After singing, Xie Xi said: "Come on, let's go. Ask Hua Tonger to take the pipa, and wait for me to reward Sister Gui with a glass of wine to calm down."
The earl said: "Wait for me to feed the food. My skills are useless, and my hard work must be paid off."
Sister Gui said: "Huazi go there, who cares about you! You punched someone, this time use your hand to rub it."
At that moment, Xi Da handed Sister Gui three glasses of wine in succession, Earl La said: "We still have those two games of Shuanglu, let's fight."
So the two fought Shuanglu again.Ximen Qing gave Sister Gui a wink and walked out.The count said: "Brother, you go back and left, and bring out some fragrant tea. I ate some garlic in my head, and this time I feel bad."
Ximen Qing said: "I'll get some fragrant tea!"
The count said: "Brother, you are still coaxing me, Hangzhou Liu Xueguan sent you a good boy, it is not good for you to eat alone."
Ximen Qing smiled and left.Sister Gui also came out to pick flowers and wear them by the stones of Taihu Lake, but she also disappeared.The Earl and Xida played three sets of Shuanglu in a row, and waited until Ximen Qingbai didn't come out.Ask Hua Tong'er: "What is your father doing behind the scenes?"
Hua Tong'er said: "Father is behind, so he came out."
The count said: "Come out, it's a bit weird!"
Thanks to Xida: "Sit here and wait for me to find him."
Then Xie Xida and Shutonger played chess.
It turned out that Ximen Qing only went to Li Ping'er's room, and came out after taking the medicine.Seeing Sister Li Gui under the wood incense shed, she dragged her to the snow cave in Cangchunwu, covered the door, sat on a low bed, held Sister Gui in her arms, and sat on her lap, showing the words to him all the way. Look, I took Miss Gui by surprise.He asked, "Why is it so big?"
Ximen Qingxi told him about taking Hu monk medicine.First let him droop his pink neck, gently open his lips, and smack him once.Then, gently [扌chu] picked up his two little golden lotuses, straddled his arms on both sides, hugged them to a chair, and the two started to work.Earl Ying did not want to search all the pavilions, but he couldn't find them. He passed through the small hole in Dicuiyan, arrived at the wood incense shed, wiped the grape trellis, and went to the depths of pine and bamboo, beside the hidden spring dock, and faintly heard someone. Laughter, I don't know where it is.The count sneaked slowly, opened the curtain, and saw that the two cave doors were half-closed, and he only listened and watched outside.Hearing Sister Gui's trembling voice, she turned her body to meet Ximen Qing and called, "Dada, let's get it over with, I'm afraid someone will come."
The earl suddenly yelled, pushed open the door and came in, and saw Ximen Qing doing a good job carrying Sister Gui on his legs.Said: "Get water quickly, splash two hugging hearts, and hug them into one answer!"
Sister Li Gui said: "It's a strange knife, it came in so suddenly, it made me jump!"
The count said: "Quickly get it done? It's so easy! It's worth the money. I'm afraid someone will see it, so I'm here. Come here, wait for me to make a move."
Ximen Qing said: "You are a strange dog, just get out, don't fool around! I'm just afraid that the boy will see you."
Earl Naying said: "Little whore, please take care of me and my son. Otherwise, I will start yelling, and even the sister-in-law behind will know about it. Now that you recognize yourself as a goddaughter, I kindly teach you to hide for two days." , You stole a man again. I will teach you!"
Sister Gui said, "Go ahead, Huazi should be blamed!"
The count said, "Shall I go? I'll just give you a kiss."
So he kissed Sister Gui before walking out.Ximen Qing said: "It's a strange dog, you haven't brought it with you yet."
As the count came and closed the door, he said, "My son, it's none of my business if you both do your best to do your best."
Just walked under the pine tree, came back and said: "Where is the fragrant tea you promised me?"
Ximen Qing said: "It's a strange dog, just wait until I come back to you and me, and come to pester people again!"
The earl just kept laughing.Sister Gui said, "What an unsatisfactory knife!"
This Ximenqing and that sister Gui worked for an hour in the snow cave and ate a red date before they got off the job, and the rain dispersed.There are poems to prove it: On the branches of crabapple, the warblers are in a hurry, and in the shade of green bamboos, swallows speak frequently.If you are free to pay for Danqing, you can't draw a beautiful spring.
After a while, the two of them got dressed and came out.Sister Gui took out a lot of fragrant tea from his sleeve and put it on his sleeve.Envoy Ximen Qing, covered in sweat and out of breath, came to drown under the lantana flower.Sister Li Gui took out the mirror from her waist, put it on the moon window, straightened her hair, and went to the back.
Ximen Qing went to Li Ping'er's room, washed his hands and came out.The count asked him for fragrant tea, and Ximen Qing said, "Weird Huazi, you've become a ruffian, why are you only fooling around!"
Each pinched a pinch with him.The count said: "Only with my two sons! Let him, let him! Wait until I ask the little whore of the Li family to ask for it."
Just as he was talking, he saw Li Ming coming to kowtow.The count said: "Where is Li Rixin coming? You haven't inquired about his affairs?"
Li Ming said: "My elder sister Gui has lost my father here. In the past two days, no one in the county has come to remind me, I just wait for Beijing to show me."
The count said: "The little old lady of the Qi family has come out?"
Li Ming said: "Qi Xiang'er is still hiding in the royal residence. Sister Gui is fine with father, who would dare to look for her?"
The count said: "Otherwise it would be a waste of time, thanks to you and me thanking your father for repeatedly persuading your father: 'Don't help him everywhere, teach him to find his brains there!'" Li Ming said: "Father doesn't care here, it's nothing. My third aunt, old man, is so imposing, what did you do!"
The count said: "I remember when it's his birthday. Every time I meet your father, I will celebrate his birthday with him."
Li Ming said: "Father doesn't have to go. When things are over tomorrow, Third Aunt and Sister Gui, do you worry about asking Dad to sit down?"
The count said: "In the meantime, I'll make up every birthday."
Because he asked him to come closer: "You can drink this wine for me. I have eaten this day, and I can't eat any more."
Then Li Ming took the silver bell and drank it down on his knees.Xie Xi's senior qin boy poured another bell with him.The count said: "How dare you not eat?"
There was still a plate of dim sum left on the table, Xie Xida handed him two more plates of roasted pork head meat and duck.Li Ming took it with both hands and ate it.The count picked another half of the shad with his chopsticks, and said, "I see you haven't eaten this year, so try something new."
Ximen Qing said: "The strange dog is talented, just take it and eat it with him, what do you want to keep?"
The count said: "I'm hungry at the wine bar where I'm going to eat, and I don't know how to eat? How do you know that this fish in the south of the Yangtze River only comes once a year, and it's delicious when you pick it out between your teeth. Okay. Easy! To be fair, the imperial court hasn’t eaten it yet! It’s not here, who has it?”
Just as he was talking, Hua Tong'er brought out four dishes of fresh food: one dish of Wuling, one dish of water chestnut, one dish of snow lotus root, and one dish of loquat.Ximen Qing hadn't put it in his mouth yet, but Earl Ying even pushed the plate over and it fell down.Xie Xi said: "You also keep two children for me to eat."
I also brought a plate of Wuling in my hand.Only the lotus root fell on the table.Ximen Qing pinched a piece and put it in his mouth, and ate the rest with Li Ming.After paying the painting boy, take two loquats to reward Li Ming.Li Ming took up the sleeves, so he came up to play the zither and sing.After singing for a while, the earl asked him to sing a set of "Anther Column" for three hours until it was time to light the lights, and he waited for mung beans, white rice, and rice to be eaten later before getting up.The earl said: "Brother, I know that tomorrow Ann will invite you, so don't be idle. I'll see him in the future about the matter of Li Si and Huang San."
Ximen Qing nodded, and the two left without waiting.Ximenqing taught the schoolboy to watch over the guy, and went back to Mengyu's building to rest.There was nothing to say all night.
When I got up early the next day, I didn't go to the yamen. I ate porridge, rode a horse with a crown and a crown, followed by Shutong and Dai'an. I went [-] miles south of the city and went to the eunuch Liu's village to attend the banquet.
Pan Jinlian chased Ximenqing away, and argued with Li Ping'er, and taught Li Ping'er to add seven qian to the three qian that Chen Jingji lost, and taught Lai Xing'er to buy a roast duck, two chickens, and a Serve rice with money, a pot of Jinhua wine, a bottle of white wine, and cold cakes wrapped with stuffing for a dollar, and teach Laixing's daughter-in-law to tidy up.Jin Lian said to Yueniang: "Eldest sister won three silver coins from brother-in-law Chen in a poker game that day. Elder sister Li added some more. Now I have won the prize. Please eat in the garden."
Wu Yueniang, together with Meng Yulou, Li Jiaoer, Sun Xue'e, elder sister, and sister Gui, ate in the rolling shed first, and then took wine and vegetables, played chess, threw pots, and played with wine at the Lying Cloud Pavilion on the hill.Yueniang thought about it and asked: "Master, why don't you come and sit down today?"
The eldest sister said: "Father sent him to Xu's house to urge money outside the door again, so it's better to stay here."
After a while, Chen Jingji came, bowed to Yueniang and everyone, and took the eldest sister to sit down.Xiang Yueniang said: "The Xu family's money has been begged, a total of five envelopes of 250 taels, delivered to the room, and Yuxiao took it."
So pass the cup and change the cup, after several rounds of wine, each adds spring.Yueniang played chess with Li Jiaoer and Gui Jie, and everyone in Yulou got up to watch the flowers and play with grass and grass.But Jinlian was alone holding a white gauze fan, and went to the depths of the plantain behind the mountain to enjoy the coolness.Seeing a lovely wild purple flower under the grass in the corner, I went to pick it.Not wanting Jingji to have a heart, he followed him quietly at the first sight, and said behind his back: "Wu Niang, what are you looking for, old man? The grass is slippery, I'm afraid I might fall, and my son will feel bad."
That Jinlian turned back her pink neck, looked sideways at her eyes, and scolded with a smile: "What a short-lived bastard, you fell for me, but you feel bad? Who wants you to care! What are you doing with me again? Don't be afraid of people watching."
Yin asked, "What happened to the sweat towel you bought?"
Jingji smiled and took out the sleeve from the middle, handed it to him, and said: "Liu Niang's is here."
Then he said: "I bought the sweat towel, how can you thank me?"
So she put her face next to him, and was pushed by Jin Lian with her raised hand.Unexpectedly, Li Ping'er hugged Guan Ge'er, and her grandma Ruyi'er followed, walking from the side of the pine wall.Seeing Jin Lian move her round fan in her hand, she didn't know it was to push Jingji, but she just thought it was a fluttering butterfly, and hurriedly called out: "Fifth mother, fluttering butterfly, play tricks on Brother Guan."
Panicked, Jing Ji hurried out of sight, and went into the mountain in two or three steps.Jin Lian was afraid that Li Ping'er would see it, so she deliberately asked, "Brother Chen, did you take the sweat towel?"
Li Ping'er said: "He hasn't been with me yet."
Jin Lian said: "He just had his sleeves on, he didn't like us with big sister, so he quietly handed it to me."
So the two sat on the flower platform stone under the plantain bushes, opened and separated.The two sat for a while, and Li Ping'er said, "It's shady here."
Because of Ruyi'er: "You go and ask the Yingchun House to fetch the child's small pillow and mat, and bring the dominoes. Wu Niang and I wipe the dominoes back here. You can just watch in the room."
Ruyi went.
After a while, Yingchun took the pillow mat and brought dominoes.Li Ping'er laid down the mat, laid Guan Ge'er on a small pillow, and taught him how to play, and he played cards with Jin Lian.After wiping it for a while, I told Yingchun to bring a pot of good tea from the house.I didn't want Yu Yulou to see it on the Woyun Pavilion, so he nodded and called Li Ping'er and said, "Eldest sister wants you to say something."
Li Ping'er left the child behind and taught Jin Lian to watch: "I'll come."
Jin Lian remembered that Jingji was in the cave, and went to take care of the child again. He hurried two or three steps into the cave door, taught Jingji, and said, "There is no one, come out."
Jing Ji asked the woman to go in and look at the mushrooms: "These big-headed mushrooms are growing inside."
When the coaxed woman entered the cave, she folded her legs and knelt down, wanting to have sex with her.The two are kissing next to each other.It was just a matter of time, Li Ping'er went to the pavilion, and Yueniang said: "Sanjie Meng and Sister Gui lost the pot, you come and throw two pots for him."
Li Ping'er said: "There is no one watching the children."
Yulou said: "There are Sixth Sisters on the left and right, what are you afraid of?"
Yue Niang said: "Sister Meng, go and see for him."
Li Ping'er said: "Sanniang is tired of you, so give him a hug."
Teach Xiaoyu: "When you go, hug his mat and little pillow."
When Xiaoyu and Yulou walked under the plantain clump, the child lay on the mat, kicking his hands and feet and crying strangely, not knowing where the golden lotus was.I saw a big black cat next to it, and when it saw someone coming, it ran away in a hurry.Yulou said: "Where did he go, Wu Niang? Yeah, yeah! Leave the child here, and eat cats to scare him."
The golden lotus quickly came out of the snow cave and said, "I cleaned my hands here, who is going there! Is there a cat there to scare him? White eyebrows and red eyes!"
That Yulou didn't even look into the cave, but just hugged Guan Ge'er and coaxed him to go up to Woyun Pavilion.Xiaoyu followed with her pillow mat.Jin Lian was afraid that he would learn his tongue, so she followed along.Yueniang asked, "Why is the child crying?"
Yulou said: "When I went there, I didn't know there was a big black cat squatting in front of the child's head."
Yueniang said: "Clean is bluffing the baby."
Li Ping'er said, "His fifth mother is watching him."
Yulou said: "Sixth sister, go to the cave to wash your hands."
Jin Lian stepped up and said, "Third Sister, why are you so white-browed and red-eyed? Get a cat there! He must be hungry, he needs milk and cries, so he has to rely on someone."
When Li Ping'er saw that Yingchun had brought tea, he asked him to ask Naizi to feed his brother's milk.
Seeing no one there, Chen Jingji got out of the hole, turned around the rolling shed along the pine wall, and went straight out.It is exactly: two hands split the road of life and death.Jump out of the door of right and wrong.
Seeing that the child was not breastfeeding but just crying, Yue Niang told Li Ping'er: "You carry him to the house and send him to sleep."
So they didn't eat wine, and everyone dispersed.It turned out that Chen Jingji had never succeeded with Pan Jinlian either, unfortunately, he went back to the front wing, a little aggressive.It's exactly: the flowers fall helplessly, and the familiar Yan returns.
(End of this chapter)
The poem said: "The dawn of the spring tower is reflected by the bead curtain, and the red pink spring makeup is reminded by the precious mirror."I am tired of making love and pity the old pillow, so I will play games around the pool.
When sitting, the clothes are entwined with slender grass, and the skirts sweep the falling plums when walking.What's more, the Ming Dynasty didn't take it seriously, and they will fight together with each other.
It is said that Ximenqing was having wine at Xia Tixing's house that day, and he was very happy to see Song Xunkan giving gifts.Xia Tixing also respected the difference from the past, blocked the door to persuade him to drink, and did not let him go home until the third watch.Pan Jinlian removed the crown under the lamp early, set up a quilt pillow, and took a fragrant bath to wait.Ximen Qing entered the door, and then, seeing that he was half drunk, he hurriedly undressed him.Chunmei ate some tea and sent her to bed to rest.Seeing the woman stripped naked, sitting on the edge of the bed, with her head bowed, she wrapped her white legs across her knees and bound her feet, and changed into a pair of red flat night shoes.When Ximenqing saw him, he became obsessively lustful, and he was very happy.Because she asked the woman for a bag of pornography, the woman hurriedly fumbled it out from under the mattress and handed it to him.Ximen Qing put on both the holders, put his arm around the woman in his arms, and said, "You want to have sex with you today, will you be willing?"
The woman glanced at it and said: "What a shameless enemy, you have been doing nothing with the book boy all day long, and you are pestering me again, are you going to do it with that slave!"
Ximen Qing laughed and said, "Blame the little glib, why not! If you trust me, why would you wonder what the boy will do? You don't know that this is what you have in mind, just put it in and let it go."
The woman couldn't stop being pestered by him again and again, and said: "I'm afraid I won't be able to stand up to you, a big guy like you. You put the leader in the circle, and I will try to play with you."
Ximen Qingzhen removed the sulfur ring, and only had a silver bracket under the root, so that the woman immediately crawled on the bed, her buttocks kicked up, and smeared saliva on the head of the penis, rubbing it back and forth.The glans head is strong and strong, and it only loses its edge for a long time.The woman frowned forbearance, biting the sweaty towel in her mouth, and shouted: "Dada, wait a little longer. This one is not as good as the previous one, it makes the inside feel hot and painful."
This Ximen Qing shouted: "Good heart, you are called Dada, it's okay. I will buy a set of colorful dresses and gauze clothes for you to wear tomorrow."
The woman said: "That dress is also there. I saw Li Gui's sister wearing the gold oil goose yellow silver gauze skirt with jade-colored thread and sheepskin yesterday. It looks good. I said I bought it from there. He has everything, but I don't have this." Skirt. I don’t know how much money it is, but you can just buy one for me to wear.”
Ximen Qing said: "It doesn't matter, I will buy it for you tomorrow."
As he was talking, he was quite twitching on the top, and he just didn't care about showing his head, and he twitched lightly and sent deeply.The woman looked back and shouted: "Good Dada, there is so much pain here, why are you only thinking about this kind of action? I want to ask you, at least lose it soon!"
This Ximenqing refused to listen, and supported his stock, playing with his tendency to come in and go out.On the one hand, he shouted: "Pan Wu'er, little whore, you are so rambunctious to call Dada, coax your Dada [corpse] out."
That woman is really starry-eyed, with a swaying voice, a willow waist, half-scented skin, and a soft voice in her mouth, which is hard to describe.After a long time, Ximen Qing felt the essence coming, and pulled his thighs with both hands, and [closed the door] with all his strength, the sound of buckling the thighs was endless.The woman groaned in one piece below and couldn't stop it.When it was about to pass, Ximenqing pulled the woman's buttocks, and the handle of the stag disappeared to the root, and it reached a deep place, which was unbelievably beautiful.So happy to feel it, let out like a note.The woman bears its essence, and the two bodies cuddle together.After a long time, I pulled out the handle of the stag, but I saw scarlet dyed stems, and the mouth of the frog was drooling. The woman wiped it with a handkerchief before going to bed.I've had a question about the night scene.
The next day, when Ximen Qing came back to the yamen in the morning, Mr. An and Mr. Huang sent someone to send an invitation letter. On the 22nd, there will be a banquet at the eunuch Liu's village in the brick factory. Please go early.Ximenqing sent someone to go, and after eating porridge from the upper room, he was coming out of the hall when he saw Xiao Zhou'er with the grate head knocked down and kowtowed to the ground.Ximen Qing said: "You came just in time, I was about to grate my head."
So I went to the small roll-up shed of the Jade Pavilion, sat on a cool chair, and opened my hair except for the towel.Xiao Zhou'er laid down the housework of combing grates, and combed his hair with him.Look at the mud and dirt, distinguish the wind and snow, kneel down to ask for money, and say: "Dad will have a big change this year, and his hair looks very prosperous."
Ximen Qing was overjoyed.He combed his head, and asked him to take his ears and pinch his body.He did some housework, had sex with Ximen Qing everywhere, and used the method of guidance to make Ximen Qing's whole body smooth.He rewarded him with five qian, taught him to eat, and served his brother to shave his head.Ximen Qing was in the study, fell asleep on the marble bed.
That day when Miss Yang got up, Aunt Wang and Aunt Xue wanted to go home.Wu Yueniang filled his original box with some steamed crispy tea and food, and set off.Two aunts, each with five qian silver, and two sisters-in-law, gave him two pieces of small cloth, and just waited to go out.Aunt Xue told Yueniang again: "Take the medicine on Renzi's day, and you will have a happy event if you take care of your situation."
Yue Niang said: "Master Xue, if you go, it will be my birthday in August, so I can come and walk around. I am looking forward to you here."
Aunt Xue clasped her palms together and asked, "Excuse me. Bodhisattva is here. I will definitely come on that day."
So I made a speech.Everyone on Yueniang sent them to the gate.Yueniang and eldest concubine went back to the back.Only Yulou, Jinlian, Ping'er, Sister Ximen and Sister Li Gui came to play in the garden with Brother Guan in their arms.Li Ping'er said: "Sister Gui, hand it over and wait for me to hug you."
Sister Gui said: "Liu Niang, it's okay, I want to hug my brother in my heart."
Yulou said: "Sister Gui, you haven't visited your father's newly tidied study yet."
In the garden, Jinlian saw that the crape myrtle flowers were in full bloom, and picked two to wear with Sister Gui.So I went along the pine wall to the Jade Pavilion, and saw the bed curtains, screens, calligraphy, paintings, piano and chess, which were extremely chic.On the bed is a silk tent with silver hooks and an ice mat pillow.Ximen Qing fell on the bed, deep in sleep.Next to it is a golden seal, with a strand of dragon saliva burning.The green window is half-closed, and the plantains outside the window are lowly reflected.Pan Jinlian fiddled with his incense box on the table, Yulou and Li Ping'er were sitting on chairs, Ximen Qing suddenly turned over, saw that all the women were in the room, and said, "Every time you come do what?"
Jin Lian said: "Sister Gui wants to see your study, I invite him to have a look every time."
When Ximenqing saw him hugging Brother Guan, he teased him again.Suddenly, Hua Tong said, "Ying's second father is here."
All the women walked in disorder and went to Li Pinger's side.Earl Ying walked to the pine wall, saw Sister Gui holding Brother Guan, and said, "Okay! Sister Li Gui is here."
Deliberately asked: "When are you coming?"
Then Sister Gui left and said, "Well, you blame Huazi! It's none of your business, what's the matter?"
The count said: "You little whore, it's none of my business, just talk to me."
So I hugged and kissed.Sister Gui pushed her with her hand, and scolded: "The thief is unsatisfactory, blame the knife, if it wasn't for fear of bluffing my brother, I will beat you with this knife..."
Ximen Qing came out and saw it, and said, "It's just a dog, it's a fool!"
Yin taught the boy: "You take brother and send you Liuniang to go."
The bookboy quickly took it over.Grandma Ruyi'er was waiting at the corner of the pine wall, and she went to pick it up.The Earl and Sister Gui stood talking and asked, "What's going on with you?"
Sister Gui said: "Thanks to my poor father, I sent brother Bao to go to Tokyo for me."
The count said: "Okay, okay, that's all. So you can rest assured."
After finishing speaking, Sister Gui went to the back.The count said: "Blame the little whore, come here, I'm still talking to you."
Sister Gui said, "I'll come as soon as I walk."
So he also came to Li Ping'er.
The earl and Ximen Qingcai sang and sat down.Ximen Qing said: "Yesterday I was having wine at Xia Longxi's house. Daoist Daoist Song sent someone to give a gift. I gave a fresh pig. I'm afraid I can't put it away. I asked the cook to unload it this morning, and roasted it with pepper and even the pig's head. It's over. You go, now invite Xie Zichun to come, every time we fight Shuanglu, let's share."
On the one hand, Qin Tong'er said: "Please thank father quickly. You said that Ying's second father is here."
Qin Tonger promised to go.The count asked, "Have you ever asked for the money from the Xu family?"
Ximen Qing said: "A bald dog with no thieves' behavior will only pay 250 taels tomorrow. You teach him two and come in the next day. If there are few, my family will join him."
The count said: "It's good to wait. I'm afraid he will buy some fresh food today to honor you."
Ximen Qing said: "There is no need to teach him to worry."
After talking for a while, Ximen Qing asked: "Have Lao Sun and Zhu Mazi both got up and gone?"
The Earl said: "Since Li Guier's house took it out, he was imprisoned in the county for one night. On the second day, the three iron chains were all untied and went to Tokyo. There was no cleaner who came home! You just said that he was drinking every day. Eating meat is such an easy-to-eat fruit! It seems that he is the one who suffers. On such a hot day on the road, it doesn’t matter if you carry it on an iron chain without being entangled.”
Ximen Qing said with a smile: "It's a strange dog, but it's not enough to serve as an army! Who taught him to follow the Wang family's servants all day long! He will suffer what he seeks."
The count said: "Brother is right. Flies don't drill into unsealed eggs, so why didn't he look for me and Xie Zichun? Clean is just clean, and muddy is just muddy."
Just as he was talking, Xie Xi arrived.After singing, sit down and just fan the fan.Ximen Qing asked, "Why are you so sweaty?"
Xi Dao: "Brother, don't bring it up. I got angry for no reason today. In the early morning, the old grandma came to me and said that I made him go. You unreasonable old whore! Your man is always Take people to drink and eat meat in the courtyard, and spend a lot of money to go to the house, and you go to the underworld? Who doesn't know! You ask for the first money, and what's the point of sharing it? Let me carry it Come out after saying a few words. I don’t want to call you here.”
The count said: "I didn't talk to my brother just now, the new wine is put in two cups, the clear is clear, and the mud is muddy. How did we say it at the beginning? I said that if I follow the Wang family boy, I will lose it tomorrow. How is it today? I hit this net Here, those who feel sorry for you!"
Ximen Qing said: "That boy from the Wang family, how brave is he? He hasn't fully realized his brains yet, so he has a wife! It's not enough for me to let you down, you're just ashamed!"
The count said: "He has seen some kind of big guy, Big Brother, what happened to us, just bring it up to bluff him."
After finishing speaking, the boy brought tea and ate it.Ximen Qing said: "You two play Shuanglu. The water noodles are being made at the back, and I will ask the boy to bring them for us to eat."
After a while, Qin Tong came to set the table.Hua Tong'er took four small dishes in a square box, three dishes of garlic juice, a large bowl of pork stew, a silver spoon, and three pairs of tooth chopsticks.After setting it up, the three of them sat down, and then brought three bowls of noodles, each of them took their own marinade and poured garlic vinegar.Na Ying Earl and Xie Xida picked up the chopsticks, only three times and two swallows, it was a bowl.The two immediately had seven bowls.Ximen Qing couldn't finish the two bowls, so he said, "My son, you two can eat these!"
The count said: "Brother, which sister made this noodles today? It's delicious and refreshing."
Xie Xi said: "I'm waiting for the lollipop to stop, I just ate, otherwise I'll ban a bowl."
The two of them got their food hot and took off their clothes.Seeing Qin Tong'er collecting the housework, he said, "senior officer, get some water from the back, and I rinse my mouth every time."
Xie Xi said: "Warm tea is good, but it smells like dead garlic."
After a while, Hua Tonger brings tea.The three of them had tea, and went outside and walked along the flower terraces outside the pine wall.I saw Huang Sijia sent four boxes of Lilly.Ping'an'er came in and Ximen Qing had a look: a box of fresh black water chestnuts, a box of fresh water chestnuts, four ice-tailed big shad, and a box of loquats.When the count saw it, he said, "Good stuff! He didn't know where to send it. I'll try it."
He picked up several in one hand, handed over two to Xie Xida, and said, "I still don't know what this is until I die of old age."
Ximen Qing said: "It's a strange dog. You eat it before offering to the Buddha?"
The count said: "I don't offer anything to the Buddha, and I don't have any stolen goods at the entrance."
Ximen Qing ordered: "I'll take it later. I'll ask San Niang for three qian as a reward."
The count asked, "It was Li Jin who sent it, and Huang Ning'er?"
Ping An said: "It's Huang Ning'er."
The count said: "Today, this dog is bald by good fortune, and I will reward him with three silver coins."
Here, Ximenqing watched the two of them play Shuanglu without problems.
Let's say that Yueniang, Sister Gui, Li Jiaoer, Meng Yulou, Pan Jinlian, Li Pinger, and eldest sister all ate in the back and sat under the corridor.Seeing Xiao Zhou'er poking his head in front of the screen wall, Li Ping'er said: "Little Zhou'er, you are well. Come in and shave your head with the little official, his hair has grown long."
Xiao Zhou'er hurried forward and kowtowed, and said: "Just now, my father ordered me to come in and shave my brother's head."
Yue Niang said: "Sixth Sister, take a look at the calendar. On good days and bad days, do you shave your head with the child?"
Jinlian gave Xiaoyu to take the calendar head, opened it and looked at it once, and said: "Today is April [-]st, which is Gengxu day. Jinding Loujin is a straight dog. It is suitable for sacrifices, official leadership, travel, and tailoring. , bathing, shaving, repairing, and breaking ground, it is advisable to use noon. ── Good date."
Yueniang said: "Since it's a good day, ask the girl to warm the water, you can wash the boy's hair, and teach Xiao Zhou'er to coax him to shave slowly."
Xiaoyu was on the side to connect his hair with a sweat towel, and only got a few shaves, and the official brother burst into tears.That Xiao Zhou hurriedly drove him to cry and only cared about shaving, not wanting to hold back the child's cry, so he kept silent, and his face turned red.Li Ping'er panicked, and quickly said: "Don't shave, don't shave!"
That little Zhou'er was so frightened that he couldn't collect the housework, so he ran outside without feet.Yueniang said: "I said this boy is not handsome, so protect his head. Let's cut it for him. I'll teach you how to shave it. How about a good shave!"
It was a day off, and the child held his breath for a long time before letting out a sound.Li Ping'er was relieved just now, and just patted him to coax him, saying: "What a bold little Zhou! You came here and shaved off my brother's head for no reason. If the shaved half doesn't suit you, you bully my brother. You still haven't brought it back. , wait for me to vent my anger with my brother."
So he hugged Yueniang.Yue Niang said: "You little flower who is not handsome, you have played tricks on you by shaving your head, why are you crying? I will be a hair-shearer tomorrow for the rest."
After being teased for a while, Li Ping'er handed it over to Naizi.Yueniang ordered: "Stop breastfeeding him, wait for him to sleep and feed him."
The grandma hugged her and went to the front.I saw Lai An'er coming in to pick up Xiao Zhou'er's homework, and Xiao Zhou'er's face was burnt when he said that he was bluffing.Yueniang asked: "Has he eaten?"
Lai'an said: "He ate. Dad rewarded him with five qian."
Yueniang taught Lai'an: "You take a mug of wine and go out with him. It's hard to beg for the money by bluffing others!"
Xiaoyu hurriedly sifted out one, took a plate of bacon, and taught Lai'an to eat it with him.
Wu Yueniang taught Jinlian: "Look at the calendar, when is Renzi's day?"
Jin Lian looked at it and said, "The 23rd is Renzi Day, the May Festival of Jiaomangzhong."
Then he said, "Sister, what do you ask him?"
Yue Niang said: "I don't care, just ask."
Sister Li Gui took the calendar and looked at it, and said: "This 24th, it's my mother's birthday! I can't be at home."
Yueniang said: "The tenth day of the first month was your sister's birthday. It's over. On the 24th, Keke'er is your mother's birthday again. It turns out that someone in your hospital suffers from two diseases in one day and has three birthdays: Suffering from the disease of thinking about money, and thinking about men at night. It’s my mother’s birthday in the morning, my sister’s birthday in the noon, and my family’s birthday in the evening. ──Why are they all crowded together? Taking advantage of the richness of the brother-in-law, just pretend to have birthdays !"
Sister Gui just laughed and kept silent.I saw Ximenqing sent Hua Tonger to invite her, and Sister Gui made up her face in Yueniang's room and came to the garden.
In the rolling shed, the Eight Immortals table was put down early, and there were two large plates of roast pork and many delicacies on the table.Everyone ate once, and Sister Gui was handing wine with Zhong Er. The earl said, "Your father said, "I didn't ask you for it, and the favor is over. Your father said it for your county again, no I'm looking for you. Who's the loser? It's also because of my repeated calls to your father that he agreed. He is willing to talk favors for you? Whatever song you love, you can sing it and I'll have a drink. It's also a reward for hard work Quite discount."
Sister Gui scolded with a smile: "It's weird, Huazi, you wrapped the net with fleas---you're so cheeky! Daddy, would he believe what you said?"
The count said: "You little whore! You hit the monk before you read the scriptures. If you want to eat, stop the fire! You dare to laugh that the monk has no mother-in-law, so I can't afford you, you little whore." Son? Don’t make fun of me, I’m still half-pretty.”
Sister Gui slapped him twice with all her strength.Ximen Qing scolded with a smile: "You idiot, if you talk about male robbers and female prostitutes tomorrow, you will lose the original place."
After laughing for a while, Sister Gui slowly picked up the pipa, put her arms across her lap, opened her vermilion lips, showed her white teeth, and sang: "Who wants to have this kind of Huang Yinger."Lose fat and lose weight.Mirror Luan dust lock unintentionally.The fat and powder are tired and even, and the flower branches are lazy.Kong Jiaodai frowned, piercing Chunshan's hatred.
The count said: "You two came here when we were friends, but now we are a little scared for him, so we shouldn't complain."
Sister Gui said, "Sweat makes you sick, what nonsense!"
──The most unstoppable, Qiaolou draws horns, blowing through the heartbroken sound.
The count said: "The intestines are not broken. This time, the thread that mentioned you is broken. You two should stop talking."
Sister Gui slapped her hard, and scolded: "You are a thieves with knives, today you are sweating evil, you are just fooling around."
──The window of the fund-raising guest is quiet and the moon is bright, and I hate to lean on the curtain alone.Suddenly, Gu Hong only rang outside the building, waking up Wanchou again.It's longer and longer, and I don't realize that the lights are dim and the fragrance is gone.He slept soundly there!
The count said: "Stupid little whore, why can't he sleep well? I didn't take him away. He fell asleep at home. You hide in others' homes, pregnant with sheepskin every day, until the people from Tokyo come. , a stone fell to the ground."
Sister Gui was anxious by what he said, so she said, "Father, look at Ying Huazi, for some reason, she just keeps teasing me."
The count said, "Did you recognize your father this time?"
Sister Gui ignored him, played the pipa and sang again: "Think about it, think about it, why don't you pay attention?"Where there is no one, where there is no one, tears are pouring down.
The count said: "A person is used to drowning. One day, his mother died, and Shouxiao laid the bed and slept in front of the coffin. It was too late, and I didn't want to drown again. People came in and saw that the mattress was wet, and asked why, but the person didn't have it." To answer, just say: "You don't know, tears flowed from my stomach at night." ──Just like you, if you say no to him, you have to cry behind your back."
Sister Gui said: "Shameless child, did you see it? The sweat is killing you!"
──I blame him, I blame him, I can't say enough about him, who knows that I will go away first.I hate myself for not taking him seriously.
The count said: "Silly little whore, at this age, a three-year-old child can't be coaxed, let alone a child in Fengyue. Are you serious with him? You stay here, wait for me to sing a southern song, and you listen: 'Fengyue' Let me tell you about the matter: now age, it can’t be fake or true. Everyone is weird and elf, everyone has been used to it for a long time, but they will bury their schemes alive. The old godly woman only wants to make money, and the little whore You have to drag your neck forward to earn a living. Suffering is like throwing yourself into a river, and worry is like looking for it. When you have to fill up the karma jar, you can change from donkey to horse and don’t do this job.'” Immediately, what Sister Gui said broke down into tears.Ximen Qing slapped the earl on the head, and laughed and scolded: "You [short] heartbroken dog! If you eat your child, you will kill him."
Calling Sister Gui: "You sing, don't pay attention to him."
Xie Xi said: "Second brother Ying, you are so boring! Today, you are only bullying my goddaughter. If you talk any more, you will get a big boil on your mouth."
Sister Gui picked up the pipa for half a day and sang again: "All the people in the imperial forest say that he is sincere."
The earl was about to speak, but Xi Da pressed his mouth and said, "Sister Gui, you sing, just leave him alone!"
Sister Gui sang again: "But it turned out to be a seduction."Eyes wide open heart not responding.
Xida let go, and the count said, "It's good to be in agreement. I didn't agree with my heart, but now I agree with my tiger's mouth. Not many, but only three or two sticks."
Sister Gui said, "White eyebrows and red eyes, did you see that?"
The count said: "I didn't see it, is it in Le Xing Hall?"
Even everyone in Ximen Qing laughed.Sister Gui sang again: "Swearing to each other, telling lies and telling the truth, I almost got lovesickness because of his mistakes."How can you teach me to have a future if you look at the Yi family's pretentiousness?
The count said: "I don't dare to count on him in the future. Tomorrow, he will make a move to attack."
Sister Gui sang again: The amber cat fell into the sun and the sun is far away. When will we meet again?In vain slave infatuation Ning Nai and so on.Dreaming about Wushan is hard to come by.Unrequited love, fighting fiercely in this life with you.
In the end, the enemy was very lucky, and the one who let go will be alone.The kindness in that world is turned into words.
After singing, Xie Xi said: "Come on, let's go. Ask Hua Tonger to take the pipa, and wait for me to reward Sister Gui with a glass of wine to calm down."
The earl said: "Wait for me to feed the food. My skills are useless, and my hard work must be paid off."
Sister Gui said: "Huazi go there, who cares about you! You punched someone, this time use your hand to rub it."
At that moment, Xi Da handed Sister Gui three glasses of wine in succession, Earl La said: "We still have those two games of Shuanglu, let's fight."
So the two fought Shuanglu again.Ximen Qing gave Sister Gui a wink and walked out.The count said: "Brother, you go back and left, and bring out some fragrant tea. I ate some garlic in my head, and this time I feel bad."
Ximen Qing said: "I'll get some fragrant tea!"
The count said: "Brother, you are still coaxing me, Hangzhou Liu Xueguan sent you a good boy, it is not good for you to eat alone."
Ximen Qing smiled and left.Sister Gui also came out to pick flowers and wear them by the stones of Taihu Lake, but she also disappeared.The Earl and Xida played three sets of Shuanglu in a row, and waited until Ximen Qingbai didn't come out.Ask Hua Tong'er: "What is your father doing behind the scenes?"
Hua Tong'er said: "Father is behind, so he came out."
The count said: "Come out, it's a bit weird!"
Thanks to Xida: "Sit here and wait for me to find him."
Then Xie Xida and Shutonger played chess.
It turned out that Ximen Qing only went to Li Ping'er's room, and came out after taking the medicine.Seeing Sister Li Gui under the wood incense shed, she dragged her to the snow cave in Cangchunwu, covered the door, sat on a low bed, held Sister Gui in her arms, and sat on her lap, showing the words to him all the way. Look, I took Miss Gui by surprise.He asked, "Why is it so big?"
Ximen Qingxi told him about taking Hu monk medicine.First let him droop his pink neck, gently open his lips, and smack him once.Then, gently [扌chu] picked up his two little golden lotuses, straddled his arms on both sides, hugged them to a chair, and the two started to work.Earl Ying did not want to search all the pavilions, but he couldn't find them. He passed through the small hole in Dicuiyan, arrived at the wood incense shed, wiped the grape trellis, and went to the depths of pine and bamboo, beside the hidden spring dock, and faintly heard someone. Laughter, I don't know where it is.The count sneaked slowly, opened the curtain, and saw that the two cave doors were half-closed, and he only listened and watched outside.Hearing Sister Gui's trembling voice, she turned her body to meet Ximen Qing and called, "Dada, let's get it over with, I'm afraid someone will come."
The earl suddenly yelled, pushed open the door and came in, and saw Ximen Qing doing a good job carrying Sister Gui on his legs.Said: "Get water quickly, splash two hugging hearts, and hug them into one answer!"
Sister Li Gui said: "It's a strange knife, it came in so suddenly, it made me jump!"
The count said: "Quickly get it done? It's so easy! It's worth the money. I'm afraid someone will see it, so I'm here. Come here, wait for me to make a move."
Ximen Qing said: "You are a strange dog, just get out, don't fool around! I'm just afraid that the boy will see you."
Earl Naying said: "Little whore, please take care of me and my son. Otherwise, I will start yelling, and even the sister-in-law behind will know about it. Now that you recognize yourself as a goddaughter, I kindly teach you to hide for two days." , You stole a man again. I will teach you!"
Sister Gui said, "Go ahead, Huazi should be blamed!"
The count said, "Shall I go? I'll just give you a kiss."
So he kissed Sister Gui before walking out.Ximen Qing said: "It's a strange dog, you haven't brought it with you yet."
As the count came and closed the door, he said, "My son, it's none of my business if you both do your best to do your best."
Just walked under the pine tree, came back and said: "Where is the fragrant tea you promised me?"
Ximen Qing said: "It's a strange dog, just wait until I come back to you and me, and come to pester people again!"
The earl just kept laughing.Sister Gui said, "What an unsatisfactory knife!"
This Ximenqing and that sister Gui worked for an hour in the snow cave and ate a red date before they got off the job, and the rain dispersed.There are poems to prove it: On the branches of crabapple, the warblers are in a hurry, and in the shade of green bamboos, swallows speak frequently.If you are free to pay for Danqing, you can't draw a beautiful spring.
After a while, the two of them got dressed and came out.Sister Gui took out a lot of fragrant tea from his sleeve and put it on his sleeve.Envoy Ximen Qing, covered in sweat and out of breath, came to drown under the lantana flower.Sister Li Gui took out the mirror from her waist, put it on the moon window, straightened her hair, and went to the back.
Ximen Qing went to Li Ping'er's room, washed his hands and came out.The count asked him for fragrant tea, and Ximen Qing said, "Weird Huazi, you've become a ruffian, why are you only fooling around!"
Each pinched a pinch with him.The count said: "Only with my two sons! Let him, let him! Wait until I ask the little whore of the Li family to ask for it."
Just as he was talking, he saw Li Ming coming to kowtow.The count said: "Where is Li Rixin coming? You haven't inquired about his affairs?"
Li Ming said: "My elder sister Gui has lost my father here. In the past two days, no one in the county has come to remind me, I just wait for Beijing to show me."
The count said: "The little old lady of the Qi family has come out?"
Li Ming said: "Qi Xiang'er is still hiding in the royal residence. Sister Gui is fine with father, who would dare to look for her?"
The count said: "Otherwise it would be a waste of time, thanks to you and me thanking your father for repeatedly persuading your father: 'Don't help him everywhere, teach him to find his brains there!'" Li Ming said: "Father doesn't care here, it's nothing. My third aunt, old man, is so imposing, what did you do!"
The count said: "I remember when it's his birthday. Every time I meet your father, I will celebrate his birthday with him."
Li Ming said: "Father doesn't have to go. When things are over tomorrow, Third Aunt and Sister Gui, do you worry about asking Dad to sit down?"
The count said: "In the meantime, I'll make up every birthday."
Because he asked him to come closer: "You can drink this wine for me. I have eaten this day, and I can't eat any more."
Then Li Ming took the silver bell and drank it down on his knees.Xie Xi's senior qin boy poured another bell with him.The count said: "How dare you not eat?"
There was still a plate of dim sum left on the table, Xie Xida handed him two more plates of roasted pork head meat and duck.Li Ming took it with both hands and ate it.The count picked another half of the shad with his chopsticks, and said, "I see you haven't eaten this year, so try something new."
Ximen Qing said: "The strange dog is talented, just take it and eat it with him, what do you want to keep?"
The count said: "I'm hungry at the wine bar where I'm going to eat, and I don't know how to eat? How do you know that this fish in the south of the Yangtze River only comes once a year, and it's delicious when you pick it out between your teeth. Okay. Easy! To be fair, the imperial court hasn’t eaten it yet! It’s not here, who has it?”
Just as he was talking, Hua Tong'er brought out four dishes of fresh food: one dish of Wuling, one dish of water chestnut, one dish of snow lotus root, and one dish of loquat.Ximen Qing hadn't put it in his mouth yet, but Earl Ying even pushed the plate over and it fell down.Xie Xi said: "You also keep two children for me to eat."
I also brought a plate of Wuling in my hand.Only the lotus root fell on the table.Ximen Qing pinched a piece and put it in his mouth, and ate the rest with Li Ming.After paying the painting boy, take two loquats to reward Li Ming.Li Ming took up the sleeves, so he came up to play the zither and sing.After singing for a while, the earl asked him to sing a set of "Anther Column" for three hours until it was time to light the lights, and he waited for mung beans, white rice, and rice to be eaten later before getting up.The earl said: "Brother, I know that tomorrow Ann will invite you, so don't be idle. I'll see him in the future about the matter of Li Si and Huang San."
Ximen Qing nodded, and the two left without waiting.Ximenqing taught the schoolboy to watch over the guy, and went back to Mengyu's building to rest.There was nothing to say all night.
When I got up early the next day, I didn't go to the yamen. I ate porridge, rode a horse with a crown and a crown, followed by Shutong and Dai'an. I went [-] miles south of the city and went to the eunuch Liu's village to attend the banquet.
Pan Jinlian chased Ximenqing away, and argued with Li Ping'er, and taught Li Ping'er to add seven qian to the three qian that Chen Jingji lost, and taught Lai Xing'er to buy a roast duck, two chickens, and a Serve rice with money, a pot of Jinhua wine, a bottle of white wine, and cold cakes wrapped with stuffing for a dollar, and teach Laixing's daughter-in-law to tidy up.Jin Lian said to Yueniang: "Eldest sister won three silver coins from brother-in-law Chen in a poker game that day. Elder sister Li added some more. Now I have won the prize. Please eat in the garden."
Wu Yueniang, together with Meng Yulou, Li Jiaoer, Sun Xue'e, elder sister, and sister Gui, ate in the rolling shed first, and then took wine and vegetables, played chess, threw pots, and played with wine at the Lying Cloud Pavilion on the hill.Yueniang thought about it and asked: "Master, why don't you come and sit down today?"
The eldest sister said: "Father sent him to Xu's house to urge money outside the door again, so it's better to stay here."
After a while, Chen Jingji came, bowed to Yueniang and everyone, and took the eldest sister to sit down.Xiang Yueniang said: "The Xu family's money has been begged, a total of five envelopes of 250 taels, delivered to the room, and Yuxiao took it."
So pass the cup and change the cup, after several rounds of wine, each adds spring.Yueniang played chess with Li Jiaoer and Gui Jie, and everyone in Yulou got up to watch the flowers and play with grass and grass.But Jinlian was alone holding a white gauze fan, and went to the depths of the plantain behind the mountain to enjoy the coolness.Seeing a lovely wild purple flower under the grass in the corner, I went to pick it.Not wanting Jingji to have a heart, he followed him quietly at the first sight, and said behind his back: "Wu Niang, what are you looking for, old man? The grass is slippery, I'm afraid I might fall, and my son will feel bad."
That Jinlian turned back her pink neck, looked sideways at her eyes, and scolded with a smile: "What a short-lived bastard, you fell for me, but you feel bad? Who wants you to care! What are you doing with me again? Don't be afraid of people watching."
Yin asked, "What happened to the sweat towel you bought?"
Jingji smiled and took out the sleeve from the middle, handed it to him, and said: "Liu Niang's is here."
Then he said: "I bought the sweat towel, how can you thank me?"
So she put her face next to him, and was pushed by Jin Lian with her raised hand.Unexpectedly, Li Ping'er hugged Guan Ge'er, and her grandma Ruyi'er followed, walking from the side of the pine wall.Seeing Jin Lian move her round fan in her hand, she didn't know it was to push Jingji, but she just thought it was a fluttering butterfly, and hurriedly called out: "Fifth mother, fluttering butterfly, play tricks on Brother Guan."
Panicked, Jing Ji hurried out of sight, and went into the mountain in two or three steps.Jin Lian was afraid that Li Ping'er would see it, so she deliberately asked, "Brother Chen, did you take the sweat towel?"
Li Ping'er said: "He hasn't been with me yet."
Jin Lian said: "He just had his sleeves on, he didn't like us with big sister, so he quietly handed it to me."
So the two sat on the flower platform stone under the plantain bushes, opened and separated.The two sat for a while, and Li Ping'er said, "It's shady here."
Because of Ruyi'er: "You go and ask the Yingchun House to fetch the child's small pillow and mat, and bring the dominoes. Wu Niang and I wipe the dominoes back here. You can just watch in the room."
Ruyi went.
After a while, Yingchun took the pillow mat and brought dominoes.Li Ping'er laid down the mat, laid Guan Ge'er on a small pillow, and taught him how to play, and he played cards with Jin Lian.After wiping it for a while, I told Yingchun to bring a pot of good tea from the house.I didn't want Yu Yulou to see it on the Woyun Pavilion, so he nodded and called Li Ping'er and said, "Eldest sister wants you to say something."
Li Ping'er left the child behind and taught Jin Lian to watch: "I'll come."
Jin Lian remembered that Jingji was in the cave, and went to take care of the child again. He hurried two or three steps into the cave door, taught Jingji, and said, "There is no one, come out."
Jing Ji asked the woman to go in and look at the mushrooms: "These big-headed mushrooms are growing inside."
When the coaxed woman entered the cave, she folded her legs and knelt down, wanting to have sex with her.The two are kissing next to each other.It was just a matter of time, Li Ping'er went to the pavilion, and Yueniang said: "Sanjie Meng and Sister Gui lost the pot, you come and throw two pots for him."
Li Ping'er said: "There is no one watching the children."
Yulou said: "There are Sixth Sisters on the left and right, what are you afraid of?"
Yue Niang said: "Sister Meng, go and see for him."
Li Ping'er said: "Sanniang is tired of you, so give him a hug."
Teach Xiaoyu: "When you go, hug his mat and little pillow."
When Xiaoyu and Yulou walked under the plantain clump, the child lay on the mat, kicking his hands and feet and crying strangely, not knowing where the golden lotus was.I saw a big black cat next to it, and when it saw someone coming, it ran away in a hurry.Yulou said: "Where did he go, Wu Niang? Yeah, yeah! Leave the child here, and eat cats to scare him."
The golden lotus quickly came out of the snow cave and said, "I cleaned my hands here, who is going there! Is there a cat there to scare him? White eyebrows and red eyes!"
That Yulou didn't even look into the cave, but just hugged Guan Ge'er and coaxed him to go up to Woyun Pavilion.Xiaoyu followed with her pillow mat.Jin Lian was afraid that he would learn his tongue, so she followed along.Yueniang asked, "Why is the child crying?"
Yulou said: "When I went there, I didn't know there was a big black cat squatting in front of the child's head."
Yueniang said: "Clean is bluffing the baby."
Li Ping'er said, "His fifth mother is watching him."
Yulou said: "Sixth sister, go to the cave to wash your hands."
Jin Lian stepped up and said, "Third Sister, why are you so white-browed and red-eyed? Get a cat there! He must be hungry, he needs milk and cries, so he has to rely on someone."
When Li Ping'er saw that Yingchun had brought tea, he asked him to ask Naizi to feed his brother's milk.
Seeing no one there, Chen Jingji got out of the hole, turned around the rolling shed along the pine wall, and went straight out.It is exactly: two hands split the road of life and death.Jump out of the door of right and wrong.
Seeing that the child was not breastfeeding but just crying, Yue Niang told Li Ping'er: "You carry him to the house and send him to sleep."
So they didn't eat wine, and everyone dispersed.It turned out that Chen Jingji had never succeeded with Pan Jinlian either, unfortunately, he went back to the front wing, a little aggressive.It's exactly: the flowers fall helplessly, and the familiar Yan returns.
(End of this chapter)
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