Jinpingmei

Chapter 54 Earl Ying
The word says: There are ten thousand wine buckets, even in front of flowers.Fang Zun willing to let go of idle time?Dance to pay flowers without saying a word, it seems to relieve people's pity.

If you are not drunk, you can't say anything. Please look at the branches.It has drifted away and reduced the charm.It's a pity that Zhu Yan will be happy next year.

However, Aunt Wang, Li Ping'er and Wu Yueniang discussed that the menstrual scriptures should be stopped in the coming day, and Yueniang took some practical objects to send to Aunt Wang, and then taught Chen Jingji to order: "Tomorrow your mother-in-law of the Li family will pay homage to the bless official brother, You go to church early."

Jingji pushed: "Father is going to drink in the garden outside the door tomorrow, leave me in the shop to take care of it, let someone else go."

It turned out that when Jing Ji heard Earl Ying invited Ximen Qing down, he wanted to take the opportunity to relax with Pan Jinlian, so he reasoned.When Yueniang saw that she was taking care of the business, she didn't disobey him and let him go out, so she wrote a book boy to worship.The allocation has been set, and it will only be completed tomorrow.

Let’s talk about Ximen Qing chatting and laughing with Earl Ying and Chang Zhijie for a long time, only to see the Qin boy talking back and forth: "The singer is screaming. Wu Yin'er is sick and can't go. Han Jinchuan'er agreed to go tomorrow morning."

Ximen Qing said: "Since Wu Yin'er is ill, go call Dong Jiaoer again."

Chang Zhijie said: "Drinking in the suburbs, one is enough, so you don't need to call again."

After finishing speaking, it's no problem to go separately.

At dawn the next day, after Ximenqing got up to wash and wash, Yueniang arranged for breakfast, and then took a sedan chair to Guanyin Nunnery to get scriptures.Shutong and Dai'an followed.Aunt Wang went out to meet her, Ximen Qing came into the nunnery, and went north to worship.But see: Jinxian Jianhua, enlightens the first true vehicle; Jade gatha plays sound, gathers three thousand wonderful benefits.On the throne of jeweled flowers, it pretends to be a solemn world; in the sun, it shows joy and compassion.Cigarettes are lingering, reaching straight to the sky; cranes circle and fly to the tree.The reason for the visit is really rare; but Sifuguo, what a waste of money!It's exactly: if you do it with sincerity, it's hard to feel where the emperor is; I wish to pray for my son Peng [bamboo money] for the great Buddha.

Aunt Wang read out Shutou, Ximenqing listened, and changed her clothes.Aunt Wang brought out tea and put some snacks, cakes and other things on the table.Ximenqing didn't eat, just took a sip of clear tea, then got into the sedan chair and came back, leaving the book boy to worship.It's exactly: May the heart reward Bi Xi, and thank the spirit and god for blessing.I would rather take refuge under the lotus seat, but teach Guan Sha to be prosperous forever.

When I came back, the red sun was only half a pole, and the earl had come to invite Chang Zhijie.Ximen Qing smiled and said, "Where is anyone going to invite you to have breakfast? Although I have no accident today, I can only go in the afternoon."

Earl Ying said: "So I don't know, there is an inner garden twenty miles out of the city. It is very gorgeous and deep, and it can't be visited in two or three days. So you have to go early and spend the day, isn't it? good."

Chang Zhijie said: "Since there is no serious accident today, I should go to sleep at my early invitation."

Ximen Qing said: "That's the case; Brother Chang and Brother Ying go first, and I will arrive in a sedan chair."

Earl Ying said, "I'm just waiting for you to come."

After all, they went out, told Toukou to go, and then turned to the courtyard, waiting for Han Jinchuan'er to go with him in a sedan chair.Earl Ying came to the garden one day before his house was on fire, slaughtered chickens and geese, arranged a feast, and asked two Youtong to follow him.

Seeing that the three of them had been gone for a long time, Ximen Qing went out in a sedan chair and gradually approached.When I looked up, I saw: a thousand trees with thick shade, and a gulf of flowing water.The white walls hide the flowers that never fade, and the luxurious houses hide the scenery of Changchun.Wuling peach blossoms, where can the fisherman know the maze?Yuling plum blossoms, and poets find good sentences among them.At the end is Penglai in the sky and Langyuan on earth.

Ximen Qing exclaimed in admiration, "It's a beautiful view!"

Get off the sedan chair and walk into the garden.Earl Ying and Chang Zhijie came out to greet him, and sat in the garden pavilion.It was Han Jinchuan'er who kowtowed first, and then the two singing boys.After tea, the earl was about to serve the wine, Ximen Qing said: "Hold on, you accompany me to see the scenery first."

Standing up, he took Han Jinchuan's hand and walked with him.Guided by the earl, he slowly walked out of the corridor, followed Zhu Lan, turned around a tea stand beside the hanging willow, walked past Taihu Lake Stone, Songfeng Pavilion, and came to the Qizi Pavilion.Behind the pavilion are [-] plum trees around the house, and there is a plum pavilion in the middle.There are so many inscriptions by celebrities in the pavilion, Ximen Qingbei read them carefully.Then pass the Peony Terrace, on which there are dozens of exotic peonies.To the north is the Bamboo Garden. On the left side of the garden are Tingzhu Pavilion and Fenglai Pavilion. The plaques are all handwritten by famous men; on the water.Ximen Qing was looking at it interestingly. The Earl urged him to climb another building, which said "Tingyue Building". There were also poems and couplets inscribed by famous people on the upper floor, which were also inlaid with sand green on the magazine board.Going downstairs, there is a big mountain to the east, and the Eight Immortals Cave in the mountain is deep and vast.There is a stone chessboard in the cave, and iron flutes and copper flutes on the wall, like a fairy house.After leaving the cave, you can see the whole garden when you climb to the top of the mountain.

Ximenqing walked for half a day, Chang Zhijie said: "I'm afraid I'm tired, and I'll sit in the garden pavilion, and it won't be too late to leave."

Ximen Qing said: "I can't walk more than a minute, but I can't walk anymore. Thanks to those sedan chair bearers, I can cover more than a hundred miles a day."

Everyone laughed and let them go to the garden pavilion. Ximen Qing sat on the top seat, Chang Zhijie sat on the east, Earl Ying sat on the west, and Han Jinchuaner sat beside Ximen Qing.Everyone sent wine, Ximen Qing said: "There are so many disturbances today, how can I suffer!"

The earl said: "A glass of water and wine, brother, what are you talking about!"

The three of them ate enough for several cups, and two singing boys came up.Ximen Qing saw that the song boy was born--knead the powder into white flour, and red lips with rouge.The green grits are covered with a few inches of black silk, and the fragrance is fragrant all over the body.With a look at him, he has a heart of stone.The sandalwood board is tapped lightly, covering the golden sound and jade vibration.It is just that the city and the country can be overwhelmed, regardless of the south or the north.

Two singing boys came up, took the drum boards, and sang a set of the current song "Zi Zi Jin" and "Quan Fang Blooming Brocade" with a delicate voice and a twirling sound, which Ximen Qing praised unceasingly.Chang Zhijie said: "It's strange that he is a man. If it is a woman, it will be priceless."

Ximen Qing said: "If it was a woman, we would have told him to sit down long ago, and we definitely don't want him to sing standing up."

The earl said: "Ben is a pedestrian, and he can do what he says."

Everyone laughed.The three of them ate several more glasses, and the earl brought the order basin, poured a large bell of wine, and asked Ximen to celebrate the order.Ximen Qing said: "That's not necessary."

The earl was determined to issue orders, and Ximen Qing said: "I want a romantic relationship. The first is me, the second is Brother Chang, the third is the master, and the fourth is sister Chuan. But if you can tell, you will only eat this cup. If you can’t tell, you’ll be fined a cup and tell ten more jokes. If you tell a good story, stop; if it’s not good, start from the beginning. Now it’s me.”

Picking up the bell, drank it all in one gulp, and said: "The sky is light and the sky is light. ── Now it's time for the second brother."

Chang Zhijie took the wine and ate it, then said: "Follow the flowers and follow the willows across Qianchuan. ─ Now it's time for the host."

Earl Ying was so dazed that he couldn't speak after drinking.Ximen Qing said: "Second Brother, please be punished."

The count said: "Let me think about it."

He was late again, being pushed hard by Ximen Qing, and said, "It's a bit of a leak."

Ximen Qing laughed and said, "It's a good one who speaks other words. If you talk about it, if you can't tell it, you should drink it. If you say another word, you should drink it again. There are two glasses in total."

The count said with a smile: "I don't believe it, but if there are two characters of 'snow', you will be punished with two cups?"

Everyone laughed and urged him to tell jokes.The earl said: "A scholar went to Beijing and moored his boat on the Yangtze River. At night, he called the boatman:" Park somewhere else, there are thieves here." The boatman said: "How can there be a thief?" Isn’t it Jiangxin thief?’ The boatman said with a smile, “Isn’t it Jiangxin’s Fu? How can I be illiterate?” Xiucai said: “Fu is Fu, which looks like a thief.” Ximenqing said with a smile: “Could it be that scholar also recognizes characters?”

Chang Zhijie said: "Second Brother Ying should be punished with ten cups."

The count was startled and said, "But why are you punished with ten cups?"

Chang Zhijie said: "Just think about it yourself."

It turns out that Ximen Qing was the first rich man in Shandong, but the earl called him a "thief" so stop scolding him!Ximen Qing ignored it at first, but was reminded by Chang Zhijie's words.The earl felt that he had made a slip of the tongue, and took two glasses of wine as a fine, so he asked for convenience.Ximen Qing laughed and said, "If you don't deserve it, I won't force you for a cup; if you should be punished, I will spare you."

The Count looked troubled.After eating a few more cups, he looked at Chang Zhijie and said, "Speak up!"

Ximen Qing said: "Let's talk about it again!"

The count said: "I dare not say it now."

Ximen Qing said: "You make fun of me casually, I don't care about many things, let's talk about it."

The count was relieved, and said: "Confucius Xishou Delin can't see him, and he cries at home day and night. I'm afraid the disciple is crying to death, so he found a bull and hung copper coins all over his body to coax him. Confucius saw it right away, and said: "This is clearly a rich cow, but how can it be a lin!" After that, he hurriedly covered his mouth and knelt down and said, "The villain should die, he really has no intention."

Ximen Qing smiled and said, "It's just a dog, it still can't get up."

Jin Chuan'er smiled and said: "Ying Huazi said that he was a criminal when he was an adult, and he is usually wrong today. Daddy, don't pay attention to him."

The earl who was speaking got anxious, walked up and slapped Jin Chuan'er on the head, and said, "Take care of Chang Er's murderous Shao Dao, and you are forbidden to interject, you little whore!"

I don't want to hit Jin Chuan so badly this time, or else I dare not cry, and I put [Yuechou] on my face, trying to get angry.Ximen Qing scolded with a smile: "How can you become a human being, you idiot? You made fun of me, but you hit someone again. What's your fault?"

The earl smiled, put his arms around Jin Chuan and said, "My son, who raised you so charming? You're about to cry if you swing around lightly. It's a shame you're here with that donkey-sized bastard!"

Jin Chuan'er rubbed her head, glanced at him, and cursed: "Damn Huazi, did you see me? No nonsense! How dare your mother be a licensed person who beat a donkey."

The count said with a smile, "Why didn't I see you? My daddy is the famous pan donkey Deng Xiaoxian. There are quite a few of them. How can you trust me?"

He said again: "brother, I have another joke, just flatter you all: a little girl, because that's too easy to say, someone taught him: 'you put a piece of raw meat in it, and if you dare, it's tight It's gone." The little girl really obeyed him. She didn't want her to feel pain and feel uncomfortable, so she stood in front of the door with arms [Yuechou]. A passer-by saw it and said, "This little whore, It's like a king of make-up!' The young lady was not in a good mood, and when she heard it, she scolded: "It's the root of the prisoner, I can't make up Fan Kuai, who is the king of make-up here!" After finishing speaking, a laugh, even Jin Chuan'er Puchi laughed.

After a while, the earl had drunk wine, so he gave wine to Ximen to celebrate the end of the order.Ximen Qing said, "It's time for Sister Chuan."

Jin Chuaner refused.Chang Zhijie said: "Of course I'm still brother."

Ximen Qing took the wine and drank it, and said, "The cloud ladder in the Moon Palace worships the Cave Immortal."

After ordering, Ximen Qing got up and changed for a walk.The earl asked to put it on in exchange, but Han Jinchuaner disappeared in a blink of an eye.When the count looked around, he saw that he had come to the bottom of the rose trellis on the other side of the hill, and was drowning in a sandy nest.The count saw it, quickly picked a flower branch, walked gently, squatted behind him, and stretched out his hand to tease his flower.Han Jinchuan'er was taken aback, and stood up before he finished urinating, even the waist of his trousers was wet.Unexpectedly, Chang Zhijie came from behind again, pushed the Earl violently, and fell forward, almost without piss splashing his face.The count got up, laughed and cursed and rushed to beat him. Ximen Qingli looked at it under the shade of the pine tree, laughing or not.Even Han Jinchuan'er fell down with a smile and said, "Ying Huazi, you can see that the law of heaven is close!"

So he re-entered the table to drink.Ximen Qing said: "You idiot, you made fun of us just now, now I want you to tell your true colors."

The earl even said: "Yes, yes, there is a rich man who farts, and the helper said: "It doesn't stink." The rich man panicked: "The fart doesn't stink, it's not good, please treat someone!" The helper said: "Wait for me to smell Look at the taste.' He pretended to sniff his nose and smack his mouth, and said, "The aftertaste is a little smelly, so it's okay." Everyone who said that said laughed.Chang Zhijie said: "You offended brother, why did you tell my true colors?"

Everyone laughed again.The earl wants to drink with Ximen Qingchaimai on Changzhi Festival.Han Jinchuan'er played and sang serving wine again.Everyone laughed, it goes without saying.

Let's say that when Chen Jingji heard that Ximenqing was going out, he dressed up handsomely in every possible way. He wanted to play tricks with Pan Jinlian, but he didn't dare to do anything wrong. He just looked around in the snow cave and wanted the woman to come to the back garden.After waiting for half a day without seeing him, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I ran straight to the Golden Lotus Room, happy that no one saw it.Walking to the door of the room, I heard Jin Lian singing in a low voice, "Maybe you forget people when you have a little time."

Knowing that the woman was emotional, he said, "How dare I forget you!"

He rushed in, hugged her tightly and said: "Dear, my mother-in-law asked me to go to the Guanyin Nunnery to worship yesterday. I just let you go and push the accident away. Today, my father went to drink, and I was looking around in the snow cave early in the morning. I couldn't see the handsome figure I kissed, so I tried my best to get in."

Jin Lian said: "If you talk about your mouth, you must silence it. There is wind in the wall, and there are ears in the wall. It is not appropriate to speak steadily here."

Before he finished speaking, Xiaoyu was vaguely seen through the window crack, holding a piece of white silk, gradually approaching the room, and then turned away suddenly.Jin Lian thought: "This is a strange little girl, she ran around when she wanted to enter the room, she must have forgotten something."

Knowing that he was going to come again, he hurriedly told Chen Jingji: "You ask for a rest, this matter is useless."

Jingji had no choice but to leave in a hurry.Sure enough, Xiaoyu ran away again because Yueniang taught Jinlian to draw a side skirt and dragged it to others, but she didn't get the pattern.This is also the fortune of Jinlian, so she shouldn't make a fool of herself.Xiaoyu, who was waiting, came in with a trick, but Jingji had been running away for a long time.Jinlian followed the silk, and Shang Wu's hands were trembling.

The words are divided into two ends.Then show Ximen Qing, Earl Ying, and Chang Zhijie. The three of them got drunk after eating and just got up.The count couldn't keep it any longer, so he knelt down and said, "Brother Mobu still blames me for saying that? You know you can't keep it."

Ximen Qing said with a smile: "Weird dog, who remembers your words!"

The count then took a big ou, filled it up and handed it over. Ximen Qing took it and ate it.Chang Zhijie offered some fine fruits, and Ximen Qing ate them too, so he thanked the earl for getting up.After giving Jin Chuan'er a tael of silver, Dai'an rewarded the song boy with three qian and said, "I have wine, and someone will call you."

After finishing speaking, just get on the sedan chair, and the two young men will follow.The earl asked others to take over the housework, sent the song boy away, and came to the city on a sedan chair with Jin Chuan'er at the head of the mouth, no matter what.

When Ximen Qing arrived home, it was already dusk, so he went to Li Ping'er's room to rest.The next day, Li Ping'er and Ximen Qing said: "Since raising a child, my body is only unclean. Looking in the mirror in the morning, Wu Na's face is yellow, and he doesn't want to eat, but he walks around like his legs are flashing. If there are some high mountains The water is low, who will take care of the lost child?"

Seeing his tears, Ximen Qing said, "I'll ask the medical officer to check your pulse, take some pills, and you'll be fine."

So he asked the book boy to write a post and invite the medical officer to come.The book boy went as ordered.

Ximen Qing came to the hall, only to see Earl Ying came early to thank Lao.Ximen Qing thanked each other, and the two sat together and talked.Not long after, the book boy notified Ren the medical officer had arrived, Ximen Qing rushed out to greet him, and met Earl Ying, and the three of them sat down one by one.The book boy offered tea to eat, and the medical officer asked, "Which one is the ailment in your house?"

Ximen Qing said: "It's the sixth concubine, she's not in good health, Mr. Lao take a closer look."

Doctor Ren said: "Isn't it the one who got my brother the day before yesterday?"

Ximen Qing said: "Exactly. I don't know why I got sick."

Doctor Ren said: "Let's wait for the students to go in and have a look."

After finishing speaking, Ximen Qing accompanied Medical Officer Ren into Li Ping'er's room and sat down in front of the bed.Ask the girl to gently open the tent, first release Li Ping'er's right hand, wrap it in a handkerchief, and put it on the book.Doctor Ren said: "Let's wait for the pulse to stabilize."

Set it for a while, then press three fingers on the pulse, lower your head, play with the pulse carefully, and then let it go after a long time.Li Ping'er slowly shrank in the crack of the tent.After a while, he wrapped Pa'er in his left hand again, held it out, and put it on the book. The medical officer also read it in the same way.After reading it, he said to Ximen Qing: "The old lady has checked both palm pulses, but she dared to look at her complexion."

Simon said: "Tong family friends, but why not watch."

Ask to lift the account.When medical officer Ren took a look, he saw: his face was full of peach blossoms, and his brows were green with willow leaves.The medical officer glanced at it briefly, and then said to Ximen Qing: "Madam's face is respectable, the student has already seen it. There is probably nothing wrong, and you have to ask about the source of the disease, which is to look, smell, ask, and cut."

Ximen Qing called out for milk.I saw Ruyi'er dressed fancy came over, wished Dr. Ren a blessing, and explained in detail Li Ping'er's symptoms of dry mouth, dry lips, and unstable sleeping on the kang.Even if the medical officer got up, he said respectfully, "Mr., if it's like this, the student will be fine. For people below ordinary people, he has a rough body and spirit, and strong energy and blood. He can prescribe medicine at will, which is worse. It doesn't matter. There are so many people in the house, and the lady's weak body, how can there be a slight difference! It is the medicine man who points down and prolongs the limbs. Look, smell, ask, cut, one thing Unavoidable. The day before yesterday, the wife of Wang Libu also had some illnesses, but she seemed to be similar to her. The student checked the pulse, asked the source of the disease, and looked at the complexion, and he understood it. I checked the ancient prescription at home, and based on my own opinion, Cool the hot ones, make up for the deficient ones, stop and go, without three or four doses of medicine, and it will be cured immediately. The official minister also felt that the younger brother was tight, so he sent it as a gift regardless of the size and silver taels. The lady again There was Tiji who thanked him, and the officials gave the students a plaque, which was played with drums and music, and sent to their homes. On the plaque was written the four characters of "Confucianism, Medicine and Divine Art". Recently, several friends came to see it and said that it was written What kind of appearance, one can fly. Kuang student once read a few lines of books when he was young, but because of family affairs, he went to learn the art of Qi and Huang. The word "Confucianism and medicine" is really a word!"

Ximen Qing said: "Since it doesn't matter, it's very good. Dissatisfied with the old gentleman, although there are several rooms in the house, but this one is very suitable for the students. The student is very old and has a baby recently. He depends entirely on him to support him. How can there be any difference?" Yes! It all depends on the old man's magical skills, and the student treats him with care, and the student will repay his kindness. Even if it is the official minister whose military position is not comparable to ours, Xu Suo dare not neglect."

Medical officer Ren said: "The old man gets along like this, and my younger brother dare not thank you even for the medicine book."

After hearing this, Ximenqing laughed and said, "Students don't take white medicine either. There was a good joke recently: one person said: "If a cat has leprosy, buy black medicine and feed it It will be fine if you eat it." A person next to him asked: "If the dog is sick, what medicine should I take?" The man replied: "Take Baiyao, take Baiyao." You know that Baiyao is for dogs!"

The medical officer clapped his hands and laughed loudly, "I don't know what is written about Bai Fang'er?"

Laughed again.Medical officer Ren said: "Since the old man said so, the students should stop asking for a plaque. Xie Yi absolutely dare not, dare not."

Laughed again, got up, and everyone greeted and went to the hall.Exactly: Shenfang was obtained from Penglai Supervisor, and pulse formula was passed on from Shaoshijun.Anyone who rides a white crane for Caizhi is destined to visit wealthy families in the world.

(End of this chapter)