Jinpingmei

Chapter 8 Looking forward to the Lover and Beauty
The word says: Hongshu rolls up the window screen, and half drags the robe when sleeping.He seems to sleep leisurely, and it's not yet high in the sun.

　 The wind from the Jade Tower urges the flowers, making it difficult for people upstairs to sleep.There is a person, in front of my eyes and in my heart.

It is said that Ximenqing married Yulou and was at home, and Yaner was newly married, like glue like paint.I also met Mrs. Wen, the envoy of Chen's house, to communicate. On June [-], I will marry my eldest sister.Ximen Qing was in a hurry and couldn't make a bed, so he took a Nanjing gold-painted lacquer bed that Meng Yulou had brought with him to accompany his elder sister.Three courts and nine days, more than a month of chaos, never went to Pan Jinlian's house.Lean on the woman's door every day, looking through her eyes.So Wang Po went to look for him at the head of the door. The boy at the head of the door knew that it was Pan Jinlian's envoy, so he ignored him.The woman was looking forward to it, and when she saw the mother-in-law had returned, she asked her little daughter to look for it on the street.How dare that little girl enter his deep house?He only looked around at the gate, but came back when he didn't see Ximen Qing.When he came home, he was scolded in the face by the woman, and she blamed him for being useless, so she asked him to kneel down.He was hungry until noon, but he didn't eat with him.At this time, it was the time of dog days, and the woman was suffering from fever, so she ordered Ying'er to warm up the water, and the waiter wanted to take a bath.I made another basket of stuffed meat corners, waiting for Ximen Qing to eat.Wearing only a tulle blouse, she sat on a small stool, hoping that Ximen Qing would not come, and cursed a few times for a heartless thief.Heartless and emotionless, she took off two red embroidered shoes on her feet with her slender hands, trying to make a lovesickness divination.It's exactly: Don't dare to speak loudly when you meet people, but secretly ask people far away about money.There is "Hillside Sheep" as evidence: Lingboluo socks, born naturally, Hongyunran is the hexagram of lovesickness.Like a lotus sprouting buds, like a lotus unloading flowers, how can it get entangled a bit bigger!The wicker has just been half-forked recently.He doesn't miss us, why don't we miss him!Leaning against the door, privately closing the curtain, quietly, the slave is called and scolded by his name.Why do you love fireworks, don't come to my house!Who does Numei Er Dandan teach to paint?Where is the green poplar tethering the horse?He failed us, how did we fail him!

The woman made a lovesickness divination once, and she didn't feel sleepy, so she fell asleep on the bed.Woke up about an hour later, feeling very angry.Ying'er asked, "Mother doesn't take a bath when the water is hot?"

The woman asked, "Is the corner steamed? Show me."

Ying'er quickly took it to the room.The woman counted with her slender hands, and found that there were thirty corners in the next cage, but she only counted twenty-nine corners, so she asked, "Where did that one go?"

Ying'er said: "I didn't see it, I'm afraid my mother counted it wrong."

The woman said: "I counted it twice. Thirty horns are waiting for your father to eat. How did you steal one? You are so coquettish, whore and slave, you are greedy, consumptive and ruffian, and you have to think about this horn in your heart." Eat it! You can’t eat a big bowl and a small bowl, so I will be a filial piety to you!”

Then he couldn't help saying, stripped off the little girl's clothes, and beat her twenty or thirty times with a horse whip. The girl screamed like a pig being killed.Ask him: "If you don't admit it, I will beat you hundreds!"

The girl who beat her got anxious, and said: "Mother, don't beat me, it's because I was so hungry that I ate one."

The woman said: "You stole it, how can I blame me for counting it wrong? It looks like a whore who is the bane of the cell boss! When the dead girl is there, I will not learn but report again. Where did you go today? You are still playing tricks in front of me!" I'll just take you, the cell boss whore, and kill you!"

After beating him once, he put on his little coat, let him get up, and ordered him to play the fan beside him.He slapped the fan once, and said in his mouth: "Thief and adulteress, calm down, wait until I pinch your cheek twice."

That girl had a really relaxed face, she let him go after two bloody gashes were pinched by the woman's sharp nails.

After a long time, I walked to the mirror stage, came out from the new make-up, and stood under the curtain.It's also a false day, and I saw Dai'an riding a horse with a felt bag, beating a woman's door and passing by.The woman stopped and asked him where he was going.The boy was very good at speaking, and he often walked with Ximen Qing in the woman's house, and the woman often had some infiltration with him, so as to get acquainted with him.As he got off his horse, he said, "my father asked me to give me a favor and go to the garrison mansion."

The woman called to come in and asked, "What's going on at your father's house? Why hasn't he come to take a look at you? I must have joined another sweet sister."

Dai'an said: "My father didn't continue with the sisters anymore, it's just that the family is busy these days, so he can't get away to see Sixth Aunt."

The woman said: "It's just that there is something at home. I've been left there for a month and a half, and I haven't heard from anyone! Just don't take it to heart."

Yin asked Dai'an: "What's the matter? Tell me."

The little servant just laughed and refused to say anything.Seeing that Dai'an laughed for a reason, the woman asked more tightly, "What's the matter?"

Dai'an laughed and said, "It's just that there's something wrong with Chun, what's the matter with Sixth Aunt just carping about it?"

The woman said: "You little glib, if you don't tell me, I'll annoy you for the rest of your life."

The boy said: "I told Sixth Aunt, and Sixth Aunt Hugh told Dad that I said it."

The woman said: "I will never tell him."

Dai'an just like this, told the family about marrying Meng Yulou from the beginning to the end.The woman just didn't listen, but she couldn't help but shed tears down her cheeks.Dai'an panicked, and said: "Aunt Liu, you are so narrow-minded, so I won't tell you."

The woman leaned against the door, sighed, and said, "Dian'an, you don't know how the kindness between me and him in the past has slipped away today."

Couldn't stop crying.Dai'an said: "Aunt Liu, why are you doing this? My mother doesn't care about him at home."

The woman then said: "Dai'an, listen to tell: Qiao Cai's heart is evil, and he won't come for a month. The slave embroidered mandarin quilts for thirty nights. He is cute, but I am stupid. If you don't agree, you will be very hot. As the saying goes The Tao is easy to come and easy to let go. Xing means passing; fate means sharing."

After speaking, weep again.Dai'an said: "Aunt Liu, don't cry. I'm afraid my father will only be here for these two days, or his birthday. You write a few words, and when I take them for you, I will see them with my father. Come."

The woman said: "I will tire you, so I invite him to come. Tomorrow, I'll make a pair of good shoes for you to wear. I'll wait for him to come here and celebrate my birthday with him. If he doesn't come, it's all your fault." body."

After finishing speaking, Ling Ying'er put the steamed corners on the table into a plate, and sent Dai'an'er to have tea.On the one hand, he walked into the room, took a piece of flower paper, lightly picked up the jade tube, and fiddled with wool. After a while, he wrote a poem "Parasite Grass", which said: "Send the slave's intimate words to him with the flower paper."I think back then when I had green silk hair and leaned against the curtain under the door, I was frightened and frightened.You really betrayed your slave heart today, and you don't come to pay me back Xiangluopa.

It was written, folded into a Fang Sheng'er, sealed Dingdang, paid to Dai'an to accept it, and said: "At any rate, you should oversee him more. When it's his birthday, you must come and walk around. I only look here."

Na Dai'an had some snacks, and the woman gave dozens of coins.Before going out to get on the horse, the woman said: "When you see your father at home, tell Sixth Aunt to scold you. If he doesn't come, you can say that Sixth Aunt will come in person tomorrow in a sedan chair."

Dai'an said: "Aunt Liu, since you are a fan dumpling seller, you are wronged when you bump into a savage barbarian who is knocking on the board--the account of Ma Fan's courage."

After finishing speaking, I went on a horse ride.

The woman waited long and short every day, like a stone sinking into the sea.July is coming to an end, and it's his birthday.This woman endured a day like three autumns, and looked forward to a night like Pinellia, waiting until there was no news.Unconsciously, the silver teeth are biting secretly, and the star eyes are rippling.At the end of the day, I had to call Wang Po again, arrange wine and meat to eat with him, pull out a gold-headed silver hairpin from her head, and go to Ximen Qing's house to invite him.Wang Po said: "This morning and evening, before tea and after drinking, he will definitely not come. Wait for the old man to invite him tomorrow."

The woman said: "Godmother, you must remember, don't forget!"

The mother-in-law said: "The old man is in charge of that door, will he make a mistake?"

This old woman has nothing to do but money, she got this hairpin, she ate so much that she blushed, and went home.Let's say that the woman is in the room, scented mandarin quilt, silver lamp, can't sleep, sighs and sighs.Exactly: How many pipas have been played diligently for a long time at night, and I can't bear to play them in a lonely and empty room.So I played the pipa alone, and sang "Mian Da Xu", who would have thought that you had another skirt hairpin, the angry slave seemed drunk and infatuated, leaning on the fixed curtain to deliberately guess, not understanding.How can I throw it away?Send letters and send invitations, but you don't come.If you owe the kindness of a slave, people will not bring disasters for revenge.

The woman tossed and turned all night without falling asleep.When it was dawn, Ying'er was asked to say, "Guo Jianbi, did Grandma Wang invite your father?"

Not long after Ying'er left, she said, "Grandma Wang has been out for a long time."

Let's say that the woman went out in the morning and came to Ximen Qingmen to inquire, but she said she didn't know.When I waited enough at the foot of the opposite wall, I saw Mr. Fu come to open the shop.The mother-in-law walked forward and said Wanfu: "Just ask, is the official at home?"

Buddy Fu said: "Why do you look for him, old man? You asked me earlier, but the second one didn't know about him. The senior official had a birthday party yesterday. He had a treat at home, had a day's drinking, and at night took all his friends to the courtyard. , Yi Yetong didn't come home. Where do you go to find him!"

The old woman bid farewell, and before leaving the county, she came to Dongjiekou and was heading for the alley of Goulan.I saw Ximen Qing riding a horse from far away from the east, followed by two young servants.The mother-in-law shouted loudly: "Your official, why don't you eat less!"

Pull the horse's bit forward with one hand.Ximen Qing asked drunkenly: "You are Wang Ganniang, do you think it is Sixth Sister looking for me?"

The woman whispered into his ear.After a few words, Ximen Qing said: "Young servant, come to my house and tell me, I know Sixth Sister is annoying me, so I'm going now."

As Ximen Qing followed him, the two of them exchanged a sentence, and they talked all the way.

When they reached the head of the woman's door, the old woman went in first and reported: "Congratulations, big lady, you are still old, and within half an hour, you have invited the high officials."

When the woman heard him coming, she rushed out of the room to meet him like something falling from the sky.Ximen Qing came in waving his fan, half drunk with wine, and sang with the woman.The woman returned the blessing and said: "Grand officials, nobles rarely meet! Why have you lost your slave and never come to see him? The bride at home is with you, like glue, where does it remind you of my slave!"

Ximen Qing said: "Don't listen to people's nonsense, why are you looking for a bride! Because the little girl got married, I have been busy for a few days, and I never have time to come and see you."

The woman said: "You are still coaxing me! If you don't pity the new and abandon the old, and there are others, you point to Wang Tiao and swear, I will believe you."

Ximen Qing said: "If I fail you, there will be big boils in the bowl, yellow disease for three to five years, and big maggots biting the pockets on the plaque."

The woman said: "You heartless thief! What does it matter to you if a big maggot bites your pocket?"

With one hand, he took off a new tasseled corrugated hat on his head, only to throw it on the ground.The flustered Wang Po picked it up, put it on the table for him, and said, "Miss, it's just my fault that I don't invite high-ranking officials. That's how I come here."

The woman pulled a hairpin from his head again, held it in her hand to look at it, but it turned out to be a golden oil hairpin with two words written on it: "Jin Lema neighs the fragrant grass, Yulou people drunk apricot blossom sky .”

It was brought by Meng Yulou.The woman guessed that the singer gave it to him, took it away and put it in her sleeve, and said, "You still don't change your mind! Where is your hairpin, my slave?"

Ximen Qing said: "The hairpin of yours fell off the horse the day before yesterday because of drunkenness. The hat fell off and the hair spread out. It disappeared when I searched for it."

The woman flicked a rattle to Ximen Qing's face, and said, "Brother, your drunken eyes are blurred, and even a three-year-old would not believe it!"

Wang Po interjected and said, "Don't blame me, lady! Senior official, he saw a bee stinging excrement forty miles away from the city, and he tripped over an otter elephant when he was going out to meet him. It turned out that he was looking far away rather than close."

Ximen Qing said: "Tighten yourself to the prisoner, and you are playing on your own."

The woman saw that he was holding a fan made of red bone finely sprinkled with gold and gold nails. She took it to the bright place and only took a picture. In the eyes, it is suspected that the wonderful man is with him.Can't help but say, two folded.When Ximen Qing rescued it, it was already torn to pieces, and he said: "This fan was given to me by a friend of mine, Bu Zhidao, and it has been hidden and never used. Today, it has only been held for three days, and you tore it to pieces."

The woman taunted him once, and when Ying'er brought tea, she told Ying'er to put down the saucer and kowtow to Ximen Qing.Wang Po said: "It's enough for you and your wife to chatter for half a day, so don't make a mistake. I'll clean it up under the kitchen."

The woman ordered Ying'er to tidy up the food and wine that had been arranged in advance to celebrate Ximen's birthday, bring them to the room, and put them on the table.The woman took out the things that Ximen celebrated her birthday from the box, put them on a plate, put them in front of her, and watched them with Ximen Qing.But it is a pair of black satin shoes; a pair of thread-stitched vanilla side rails, pine, bamboo and plum blossom Suihan Sanyou sauce-colored kneepads; a green silk silk with a purple thread belt in the watery silk lining, and a pocket of roses filled with grass; And the head of the lotus petal hairpin.On the hairpin is a poem with five characters and four sentences, which says: "I have a lotus with a lotus head, and I will give it to the king. I have the same head in everything, so don't abandon each other lightly."

Ximen Qing was overjoyed when he saw it, put his arms around the woman, kissed her, and said, "How did you know you are so smart!"

The woman taught Ying'er to hold a pot and pour a cup to celebrate with Ximen, flamboyantly flamboyant, and inserted candles as if kowtowing four times.Ximen Qing quickly dragged it up.The two sat side by side, exchanging glasses for drinking.The lady-in-law had a few glasses of wine with her, she blushed, said goodbye and went home.The two are having fun and playing freely.The woman accompanied Ximen Qing to drink for a long time, and saw that the sky was getting late, but she saw: Miyun was lost in the late Xiu, and the dark fog locked the sky.The stars and the bright moon are competing for brilliance, and the green water is the same as the blue sky.Monks go to ancient temples, and crows fly in the deep forest; guests go to deserted villages, and dogs bark in the alleys.

At that moment, Ximenqing ordered the boy to go back to Ma's house and rested at the woman's house.In the evening, the two tried their best to linger, and their lust was endless.

As the saying goes: extreme joy begets sorrow.Time passed quickly, and Shan Biao Wu Song took the county magistrate's book gift and burden, left Qinghe County, and went to Tokyo Zhu Taiwei, where he delivered the book gift and delivered the box bag.After waiting for a few days, I got the book back and led a group of people to take the road back to Shandong.The weather was in March and April when I went there, but when I came back, it was slack in the summer and the new autumn. The road was raining continuously, and the deadline was late.There are also three months back and forth.Walking to sit and lie down on the road, I just felt restless and in a trance, so I inevitably sent a soldier first to predict that I would meet the county magistrate.He also privately sent a letter home to his brother Wu Da, saying that he would only be allowed to return it within August.The native soldier first issued the magistrate Xianggong's report, and then came to arrest the martial arts masters.The cocoa day is as convenient as it is, and Wang Po is at the door.The native soldier saw that the door of the Wu family was closed, so he wanted to call the door. The woman asked, "Who are you looking for?"

The native soldier said: "I am sent by the head of Wudu to write a letter to his brother."

The mother-in-law said: "Wu Dalang is not at home, he has gone to the grave. If you have a letter, hand it to me. When he comes back, I will hand it to him. It's the same."

The native soldier went forward and sang a song, then took out the family letter to his side and handed it to Wang Po, and hurriedly rode on the head.

The princess took the book and walked through the woman's house through the back door.It turned out that the woman and Ximen Qing went crazy in the middle of the night, and they slept until dinner time and didn't get up.Wang Po shouted: "Major officials and ladies, get up and talk to you. Now Wu Er sent a soldier to send a letter to his brother, saying that he will arrive soon. I will take it and send him away. You must not delay, you must Make a long meal early."

If Ximenqing didn't listen, he would stop everything. After hearing this, it was exactly: divide the family into eight pillars, and dump half a bucket of ice and snow.Get up with the woman in a hurry, put on your clothes, and invite Wang Po to sit down in the room.Take out the book and read it with Ximen Qing.It is written in the book, but I will go home on the Mid-Autumn Festival.Both of them panicked, and said: "What's the matter? The godmother hides everything from me, and she will be rewarded for her kindness. I dare not forget. Now the two of us love each other as deeply as the sea, and we can't part with each other. Wu Er's fellow When we come back, we have to disperse, what should we do?"

The mother-in-law said: "Grand officials, what's the problem! I said the day before yesterday that young marriages are up to relatives, and later marriages are up to one's own body. In ancient times, uncles and sisters-in-law were not connected to each other. Now Wuhan University has arrived in a hundred days. Madam, please come to me." A monk, burned this spirit plaque. Before Wu Er arrived home, the high official married in a sedan chair. When Wu Er came back, I have something to say. How dare he do? From now on, you two are at ease Isn't life wonderful!"

Ximen Qing said, "What the godmother said is true."

On that day, Ximenqing and his wife had finished their breakfast, and they agreed that the sixth day of August would be the hundredth day of Wuhan University, and monks were invited to burn the spirit.On the evening of the eighth day, I went to marry a woman.The three of them have made a plan.After a while, Dai'an came to take her home with a horse, no problem.

Time flies like an arrow, the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle, and it is already the sixth day of August.Ximenqing took a few pieces of silver and came to the woman's house to teach Wangpo Bao'en Temple to invite six monks to do water and land at home, transcending Wuda, and exorcising the spirit at night.At the fifth watch of the Taoist head, he picked up the sutras, laid out the dojo, and hung the Buddha statues.Wang Po accompanied the cook to arrange fasting offerings on the stove.Ximen Qing rested at the woman's house that day.After a while, the monk came, shook the spiritual pestle, beat the drums and cymbals, recited scriptures and repented, and preached the rituals, needless to say.

Let's talk about how Pan Jinlian is willing to fast, and sleeps with Ximen Qing until the first half of the day without getting up.The monk asked the Vegetarian Lord to burn incense and worship the Buddha, and the woman just got up to wash and wash. Qiao Su dressed up and came to worship in front of the Buddha.When all the monks saw the wife of Wu Da, they were all fascinated by the Buddha-nature Zen mind, and couldn't control their minds.But see: the head of the class is frivolous, chanting Buddha's name without knowing it upside down; Vimo is confused, chanting scriptures regardless of level.Those who burn incense overturn the vase; hold the candle head and take the incense box by mistake.Xuanmeng confessed that the Great Song Kingdom was mistakenly called the Great Tang Kingdom; Wu Dalang thought of Mrs. Wu a few times in confession.The elder was busy, so he beat the drum and borrowed the apprentice's hand; the novice was so emotional that he smashed the head of the old monk with a hammer.In the past, when one took a break from asceticism, ten thousand Vajras could not descend.

The woman burned incense in front of the Buddha, chanted the words, paid homage to the Buddha, and went back to her room to accompany Ximen Qing.Put on a feast of meat and meat, and go to have fun.Ximenqing told Wang Po: "If you have something to do, just agree to it, and don't teach him to make noise about Sixth Sister."

The mother-in-law laughed and said, "Just take care of the two of you, and let the old lady hang around with that bald fellow."

Let's say that the monk saw how beautiful the wife of Wuda looks like, so I kept it in my heart.When I came back from a lunch break in the temple, the woman was drinking and having fun with Ximen Qing in the room.It turns out that the woman's bedroom is separated from the Buddhist hall by a wooden wall.A monk came first and was washing his hands in the basin under the woman's window, when he suddenly heard the woman trembling softly in the room, moaning and moaning, as if someone was having sex.So he pushed to wash his hands, and stood still to listen.I could only hear the woman panting and calling: "Dada, how long are you just going to [open the door]? I'm afraid the monk will come to hear you. Spare me, just throw it away!"

Ximen Qing said: "Don't panic! I'm going to burn the lid!"

I don't want to be listened to by this bald man.When all the backward monks arrived, they began to play and beat the Dharma, and passed it on to each other. They all knew that the woman had a man in the house, and they all danced with their hands and feet without realizing it.After the event of visiting the Buddha was completed, and at night to send out the spiritual wealth, the woman removed the filial piety early, and immediately burned the spiritual tablet and the Buddha.The thief saw with cold eyes that a man and a woman were standing side by side shadowy in the curtain, remembering the activities he heard during the day, he just beat the drums [扌门] and cymbals indiscriminately.The elder's sangha hat was blown to the ground by the wind, revealing his green and bald head. Instead of picking it up, he just played the cymbals and drums, laughing together.Wang Po then shouted: "Master, the paper horse has been burned, why do you only care about [close the door]?"

The monk replied: "The lid of the paper stove has not been burnt."

When Ximenqing heard this, he asked Po Wang to send him the money quickly.The elder said: "Please thank you, Mrs. Zhaizhu."

The woman said: "Godmother said it's okay."

The monks said: "It's better to forgive me."

They went laughing together.It is exactly: the partition wall must have ears, and there is no one outside the window!There are poems to prove it: the adulteress burns her spiritual will to be unbalanced, and Jali eavesdrops on the wall to listen to the voice of obscenity.Sure enough, Buddhism can eliminate sins, and the dead will feel miserable when they hear it.

(End of this chapter)