There are too many routines for paranoid male gods

Chapter 408 That Woman Is Mine!You have no chance!
"Comparing looks? Heh! Very good!" Mo Nianchen said coldly: "In this world, there is no one who looks better than me!"

"That's because you didn't meet me." Situ Ye raised his eyebrows narcissistically: "I'm a veritable heartthrob, crazy fans can be ranked in the universe, you're doomed."

Mo Nianchen didn't even look at Situ Ye, the deep contempt was written all over his face, he said coldly: "Say it directly, how can you compare!"

Situ Ye snapped his fingers: "It's very simple, just find ten girls on the street to strike up a conversation with, as long as I get more numbers than you, I win!"

"!!!" The corners of Mo Nianchen's mouth twitched, what annoyed him the most was flirting with girls! !

"What's wrong? Don't you dare!?" Seeing that he didn't speak, Situ Ye immediately smiled and raised his eyebrows.

"Oh, there's nothing I dare not do." Mo Nianchen sneered.

"Okay, that's it. I'll choose the girl you want to strike up a conversation with. You choose the girl I want to strike up a conversation with. How? It's fair!"

"what ever!"

"Then I started to choose...that..." Situ Ye pointed to a super beautiful woman, "Let you take advantage of it first."

Mo Nianchen glanced at the direction Situ Ye was pointing at, walked over lightly, and stopped the beautiful woman in white in front of him.

Seeing Mo Nianchen, the beauty couldn't help being a little horrified, "Excuse me, what's the matter?"

"Give me your phone number!"

"For...why?"

"give me!!"

The beauty almost fainted from fright, quickly took out her phone and handed it to Mo Nianchen, and ran away...

Mo Nianchen: "...!!!"

What did she think of him!

Situ Ye saw the beautiful woman stuffing Mo Nianchen's phone and ran away, leaving Mo Nianchen's messy look behind, and finally couldn't help laughing from the sidelines, "Hahahaha, she treats you like a robber ,Ha ha ha ha!"

"Shut up!" Mo Nianchen glared at him coldly.

"Hahahaha..." Situ Ye couldn't stop laughing.

Mo Nianchen pointed coldly in one direction, "Then go ask for that woman's number!"

Situ Ye restrained his smile and took a closer look. The other party was a woman in her 40s with a child by her side.

"Heavy taste!" The corner of Situ Ye's mouth twitched, "But this doesn't bother me at all, I'm a real young/wife/killer."

Situ Ye raised his eyebrows and walked towards the woman calmly.

"Hello, beauty, you look so beautiful, can you leave me a call."

"You...you...you are? Are you...Situ...Ye?"

Situ Ye nodded desperately, "Yes, it's me, it's me! If you don't mind, please leave me a phone number?"

"Okay, okay!" The woman immediately wrote the number excitedly, just about to hand it to Situ Ye...

Suddenly a tall and thick man rushed out from behind, and the man chased Situ Ye with a knife: "You ignorant little boy, you have nothing to do, you have nothing to do, you pick up other people's wives, see if I don't chop you to death!"

"Ah... help..." Situ Ye ran away, screaming for help, but Mo Nianchen stood by and watched.

Situ Ye ran for a long time before finally getting rid of the man. He made sure that the man had left before returning to the same place. Thinking of the scene just now, he still had lingering fears in his heart.

Seeing that Mo Nianchen was calm in place, he couldn't help saying: "Mr. Tutor, you...why don't you help me!"

Mo Nianchen said lightly: "That's the woman you hit up, not the woman I hit up."

"!! You are too cold-blooded! Why didn't you tell me that there is a man behind her!"

"I only found out after seeing him buy a knife from the supermarket." Mo Nianchen said without blushing.

Situ Ye couldn't believe it: "...Really?"

"Of course." Mo Nianchen said lightly.

"You lied to me, right?" Situ Ye still didn't believe it.

Mo Nianchen's lips slowly spit out two words: "Guess."

Situ Ye finally understood that he did it on purpose!
Mo Nianchen: So what if I saw the other party buy a kitchen knife and did it on purpose?Who told you to laugh at me just now!
"...!" Situ Ye took a deep breath: "I think, for the safety of each other, we should change to another game."

"Then what do you want to compare?"

"I can't think of it! Let me think about it..."

that night...

Mo Nianchen and Situ Ye competed one after another, but in the end there was still no winner... and finally collapsed on the side of the road exhausted.

Situ Ye panted and said to Mo Nianchen: "For the time being, there is no comparison, Mr. Tutor, you are really a good opponent. If it weren't for you also chasing Summer, I would definitely become friends with you."

"Who wants to be friends with you?" Mo Nianchen pushed Situ Ye's hand away in disgust, "That woman is mine! You have no chance!"

"That's not necessarily the case. We've competed so many games, and you haven't won a single game. This means that I won't lose to you at all. Compared with me, you have no advantage at all. The probability that Summer will choose me is no higher than You are low."

"Where did you get your confidence from!?"

"After tonight, I'm more confident. Mr. Tutor, if we want to date Summer, let's each rely on our own abilities."

"Oh, it's up to you!! Overestimate yourself."

"You're not much better."

"At least I dated her!"

"I don't think this is an advantage." Situ Ye said: "After all, it feels disgusting to turn back."

"Who are you calling disgusting!?" Mo Nianchen immediately glared at him murderously.

Situ Ye immediately said: "Ah... I just say you're an idiot, as for the nausea... it's your imagination."

"Situ Ye! I think we should compete in boxing!" Mo Nianchen stood up with a cold face, and pointed at Situ Ye with his fists clenched.

Situ Ye quickly blocked it with both hands: "Don't...let me catch my breath first..."

Mo Nianchen didn't care about his refusal at all, and said two words coldly: "Accept!"

"No--"

the other side……

Li Shengxia was not sleepy while guarding his phone.

She waited for a long time, but she didn't get a call from any of them. She couldn't help feeling a little worried. Why didn't these two psychopaths call?Did something unexpected happen! ?
So the next day...

Li Shengxia saw Mo Nianchen appearing in the office with a bruised nose and a swollen face. He was wearing thick sunglasses to cover up the marks on his face...

And Situ Ye was no better than him.

Because there were too many colors on his face, the shooting that day had to be shelved.

He also wore sunglasses and appeared in Li Shengxia's office to give her flowers.

She accidentally saw his two circles of panda eyes and the bruises on his face, and she couldn't help being stunned!

Immediately afterwards, Mo Nianchen came over wearing sunglasses, and threw Situ Ye's flowers into the trash can...

Li Shengxia: "...!!" Who can tell her what happened!
What the hell is going on with these two childish ghosts!She really wants to go to Mars for a while!
(End of this chapter)