Wealthy family flash marriage
Chapter 1353 The Exploded Yunchu
Chapter 1353 The Exploded Yunchu
The person who knows you best will always be your opponent, not your friend.
The same is true of Real Madrid and Barcelona.
The fan who knows Barcelona best is definitely Meilinger of Real Madrid.
Tan Zheng pointed out that Yunchu is a Real Madrid fan, and Yunchu could only roll her eyes. Is she acting obvious?Well, maybe it's really obvious, who made her hate Barcelona so much, even if she was careful to control it, she just said hi without paying attention!
"Are you a Barcelona fan? Do you want Xiao Chengzi to go to La Masia? Hehe, that's not bad. By then, if you learn acting skills, even if you can't make it in the football world, you can still make it in the movie world." Regarding Ling Ge's identity, Yun Chu became more polite.
Barcelona's youth training La Masia is nicknamed the La Masia Film and Television Academy. It can't be helped. Their acting skills on the court are too superb and they have conquered the world. Anyway, it doesn't matter whether the opponent touches them or not. Everywhere, they cover their faces and fall to the ground and roll over, and then the other team members don’t care about the teammate who fell to the ground, and they all go to besiege the referee and demand a foul from the opponent. , Jump up and down alive!
As a Meilinger, I'm pretty happy to hear that the next door is called a theater and is famous all over the world.
Of course, let's go with the wind that her family is called a martial arts academy, she will never admit it.
"Real Madrid...no one flopping?" Tan Zheng's voice was as deserted as ever.
The corner of Yunchu's mouth twitched.
Well, hit a snake and hit seven inches.
In fact, in football, flopping is really common. Almost no player dares to say that he has never flopped in his entire career. The only one who dares to say that is probably Kaka.Of course, Kaka was also sentenced to a yellow card for diving, but anyone with eyes can see what's going on.
When Cristiano Ronaldo was in the Premier League for Manchester United, he was called Diving Ronaldo because of his flops, and there are countless other players who have flopped.In football, diving is really a very normal thing, all for the victory of your own team.But why is only Barcelona called a theater?
It's very simple, because although everyone flopped, Barcelona's flopping was too much, and they would fall if they didn't touch them. No matter where they touched, they covered their faces first. See how the referee decides between your fingers!Of course, these are not important. The important thing is that if someone falls, nine times out of ten, they will be given a yellow card by the referee and judged to be a flop. If it is Barcelona, they must be sentenced to a foul. If it is in the penalty area, it is a direct red card plus a penalty kick, the so-called red dot package.
Almost all teams in Europe have suffered from Barcelona in this, which is why everyone flops, but only Barcelona is called a theater.
But what Tan Zheng said is correct, Real Madrid also flops, although it is impossible to be as arrogant as Barcelona, but it will definitely not be very clean.
"If you want to go to the theater, just tell me, there's so much nonsense!" Yun Chu jumped up as if his tail had been stepped on, "Hmph, if you dare to send your brother to the next door, you must be prepared to endure the feng shui next door, 1.7 meters, 1.7 rice!"
"1.7 meters won five golden balls." Tan Zheng's voice was as flat as ever, completely unaffected by Yunchu's emotions.
"..." Yun Chu's face was completely dark, and the next second, she hung up the phone directly.
Bo Yi, who had been standing by the side and witnessed all this, was quite speechless.
After a while, he couldn't help but rubbed between his brows. Looking at Yun Chu who was still angry, Bo Yi sighed slightly, and said helplessly, "If you attack, you have to allow them to fight back. Besides, if you use other people's height as an issue Excuse me, son?"
Yun Chu pouted, "It's not on purpose."
"I think you did it on purpose." Bo Yi rolled his eyes at Yunchu.
Well, Yun Chu pouted, with a reluctant expression on his face, "I don't have a black coal ball king, and I didn't let him be 1.7 meters, no, 1.6 meters nine, it's less than 1.7 meters, give him an extra What about centimeters?"
"..." Bo Yi was immediately laughed out of anger, "Is it reasonable for you to talk about someone's height?"
"No."
"No? I think if you were the president of FIFA, would you come up with a rule that you are not allowed to play football under 1.7 meters?"
"..." Yun Chu drooped his head.
She is Meilinger, she likes Real Madrid but not Barcelona, and Messi is the king of Barcelona, so it is normal for her not to like Messi, but under normal circumstances, she still respects Messi, after all, this little man is in football. The achievement of the altar is quite remarkable.Usually, when she attacks Barcelona, she won't attack people's height. Indeed, players should see the truth on the court. What's the matter with height and appearance?
In most cases, she is a more rational Meilinger, but this is only in most cases. Under normal circumstances, once she encounters a quarrel with the opposing fans, she can't control her emotions. What? Any attack can be used.Of course, more than 90.00% of the fans around the world can't stay rational when they are arguing. Otherwise, how can it be called football? This is a magical sport that can transform gentlemen and ladies in a second!
Yun Chu curled his lips, "It's alright if I'm wrong. But I don't have a black club champion. I'm just talking about Barcelona's Feng Shui rationally and objectively. Look at them from La Masia. There is a club champion and a club champion. Xiaobai, a Harvey...that height...is it my black? Why is Pique so tall? It's because he left La Masia and went to Manchester United when he was growing up! And Xiaofa, tsk tsk... ..."
Bo Yi was completely speechless, and gave Yunchu a hard look, "Is it reasonable for you to generalize? All those who grew up in La Masia are less than 1.7 meters long?"
Yun Chu curled his lips and remained silent.
"Okay, Tan Zheng is not a Barcelona fan. Why are you arguing with him? Even if you win, Real Madrid can trample on Barcelona? Wake up, don't dream in broad daylight."
"Uncle!" Yun Chu stomped his feet angrily, "How can you spoil your own prestige by taking other people's ambition like you!"
"I'm just talking about the facts." Bo Yi said indifferently, "Besides, aren't you Mei Lingge the best at booing your own people?"
The corner of Yunchu's mouth twitched slightly, and he said stiffly, "Is that what we call generosity? Any player who has performed brilliantly at the Bernabéu deserves our applause."
"Yes, disregarding that this kind of behavior may cause 100 million points of damage to your home team. Seeing your fans applauding for the other team, hehe, ask for the psychological shadow of the Real Madrid players."
"..." Yun Chu was completely beaten to death, his head drooped, and he didn't want to speak anymore.She was still complaining silently in her heart, could her uncle be a Barcelona fan hiding in Madrid? He was so sharp, he agreed that the home team was Real Madrid just like her!Undercover, absolutely undercover!
(End of this chapter)
The person who knows you best will always be your opponent, not your friend.
The same is true of Real Madrid and Barcelona.
The fan who knows Barcelona best is definitely Meilinger of Real Madrid.
Tan Zheng pointed out that Yunchu is a Real Madrid fan, and Yunchu could only roll her eyes. Is she acting obvious?Well, maybe it's really obvious, who made her hate Barcelona so much, even if she was careful to control it, she just said hi without paying attention!
"Are you a Barcelona fan? Do you want Xiao Chengzi to go to La Masia? Hehe, that's not bad. By then, if you learn acting skills, even if you can't make it in the football world, you can still make it in the movie world." Regarding Ling Ge's identity, Yun Chu became more polite.
Barcelona's youth training La Masia is nicknamed the La Masia Film and Television Academy. It can't be helped. Their acting skills on the court are too superb and they have conquered the world. Anyway, it doesn't matter whether the opponent touches them or not. Everywhere, they cover their faces and fall to the ground and roll over, and then the other team members don’t care about the teammate who fell to the ground, and they all go to besiege the referee and demand a foul from the opponent. , Jump up and down alive!
As a Meilinger, I'm pretty happy to hear that the next door is called a theater and is famous all over the world.
Of course, let's go with the wind that her family is called a martial arts academy, she will never admit it.
"Real Madrid...no one flopping?" Tan Zheng's voice was as deserted as ever.
The corner of Yunchu's mouth twitched.
Well, hit a snake and hit seven inches.
In fact, in football, flopping is really common. Almost no player dares to say that he has never flopped in his entire career. The only one who dares to say that is probably Kaka.Of course, Kaka was also sentenced to a yellow card for diving, but anyone with eyes can see what's going on.
When Cristiano Ronaldo was in the Premier League for Manchester United, he was called Diving Ronaldo because of his flops, and there are countless other players who have flopped.In football, diving is really a very normal thing, all for the victory of your own team.But why is only Barcelona called a theater?
It's very simple, because although everyone flopped, Barcelona's flopping was too much, and they would fall if they didn't touch them. No matter where they touched, they covered their faces first. See how the referee decides between your fingers!Of course, these are not important. The important thing is that if someone falls, nine times out of ten, they will be given a yellow card by the referee and judged to be a flop. If it is Barcelona, they must be sentenced to a foul. If it is in the penalty area, it is a direct red card plus a penalty kick, the so-called red dot package.
Almost all teams in Europe have suffered from Barcelona in this, which is why everyone flops, but only Barcelona is called a theater.
But what Tan Zheng said is correct, Real Madrid also flops, although it is impossible to be as arrogant as Barcelona, but it will definitely not be very clean.
"If you want to go to the theater, just tell me, there's so much nonsense!" Yun Chu jumped up as if his tail had been stepped on, "Hmph, if you dare to send your brother to the next door, you must be prepared to endure the feng shui next door, 1.7 meters, 1.7 rice!"
"1.7 meters won five golden balls." Tan Zheng's voice was as flat as ever, completely unaffected by Yunchu's emotions.
"..." Yun Chu's face was completely dark, and the next second, she hung up the phone directly.
Bo Yi, who had been standing by the side and witnessed all this, was quite speechless.
After a while, he couldn't help but rubbed between his brows. Looking at Yun Chu who was still angry, Bo Yi sighed slightly, and said helplessly, "If you attack, you have to allow them to fight back. Besides, if you use other people's height as an issue Excuse me, son?"
Yun Chu pouted, "It's not on purpose."
"I think you did it on purpose." Bo Yi rolled his eyes at Yunchu.
Well, Yun Chu pouted, with a reluctant expression on his face, "I don't have a black coal ball king, and I didn't let him be 1.7 meters, no, 1.6 meters nine, it's less than 1.7 meters, give him an extra What about centimeters?"
"..." Bo Yi was immediately laughed out of anger, "Is it reasonable for you to talk about someone's height?"
"No."
"No? I think if you were the president of FIFA, would you come up with a rule that you are not allowed to play football under 1.7 meters?"
"..." Yun Chu drooped his head.
She is Meilinger, she likes Real Madrid but not Barcelona, and Messi is the king of Barcelona, so it is normal for her not to like Messi, but under normal circumstances, she still respects Messi, after all, this little man is in football. The achievement of the altar is quite remarkable.Usually, when she attacks Barcelona, she won't attack people's height. Indeed, players should see the truth on the court. What's the matter with height and appearance?
In most cases, she is a more rational Meilinger, but this is only in most cases. Under normal circumstances, once she encounters a quarrel with the opposing fans, she can't control her emotions. What? Any attack can be used.Of course, more than 90.00% of the fans around the world can't stay rational when they are arguing. Otherwise, how can it be called football? This is a magical sport that can transform gentlemen and ladies in a second!
Yun Chu curled his lips, "It's alright if I'm wrong. But I don't have a black club champion. I'm just talking about Barcelona's Feng Shui rationally and objectively. Look at them from La Masia. There is a club champion and a club champion. Xiaobai, a Harvey...that height...is it my black? Why is Pique so tall? It's because he left La Masia and went to Manchester United when he was growing up! And Xiaofa, tsk tsk... ..."
Bo Yi was completely speechless, and gave Yunchu a hard look, "Is it reasonable for you to generalize? All those who grew up in La Masia are less than 1.7 meters long?"
Yun Chu curled his lips and remained silent.
"Okay, Tan Zheng is not a Barcelona fan. Why are you arguing with him? Even if you win, Real Madrid can trample on Barcelona? Wake up, don't dream in broad daylight."
"Uncle!" Yun Chu stomped his feet angrily, "How can you spoil your own prestige by taking other people's ambition like you!"
"I'm just talking about the facts." Bo Yi said indifferently, "Besides, aren't you Mei Lingge the best at booing your own people?"
The corner of Yunchu's mouth twitched slightly, and he said stiffly, "Is that what we call generosity? Any player who has performed brilliantly at the Bernabéu deserves our applause."
"Yes, disregarding that this kind of behavior may cause 100 million points of damage to your home team. Seeing your fans applauding for the other team, hehe, ask for the psychological shadow of the Real Madrid players."
"..." Yun Chu was completely beaten to death, his head drooped, and he didn't want to speak anymore.She was still complaining silently in her heart, could her uncle be a Barcelona fan hiding in Madrid? He was so sharp, he agreed that the home team was Real Madrid just like her!Undercover, absolutely undercover!
(End of this chapter)
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