For the rest of my life, please advise

Chapter 33
Once, I was dragged by Sansan to drink a coffee that was said to taste good.I have never had much feeling for coffee, so my expression is very dull.Gu Wei came over directly after taking over the shift.

After seeing Gu Wei coming, I was obviously excited, and my mouth was icy: "Why do you keep grabbing women from me?!"

Gu Wei was very calm: "Don't worry, I will never rob you of a man."

I almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

Sansan turned into anger at me: "The female college is not accepted! You can buy coffee today!" Then she flicked her hair, turned around and left, leaving behind a charming back...

As my childhood friend, Sansan shoulders the heavy responsibility of testing Gu Wei; as Sansan's childhood friend, I shoulder the heavy responsibility of testing Xiao Zhongyi.Coincidentally, these two are still distant cousins.Yinxi concluded afterwards that this chaotic relationship can only have one result, that is, Sansan and I were both taken down.

Regarding Xiao Zhongyi, one adjective is enough: Boss!

When Sansan met him, she had just applied for a driver's license, but due to various reasons, she was slow in learning and taking the test, and almost got her marriage certificate in front of her driver's license.For this, she was very sad and indignant: "My life has been rough enough, and suddenly I made a sharp turn, and I didn't even have time to step on the brakes, so I ran into my enemy for the rest of my life."

Regarding these remarks, Boss Xiao said indifferently: "Can you run away if you hit me?"

Xiao Zhongyi has a sensitive sense of smell. Whenever something happens to Sansan, he can always detect it immediately and avoid it. With his escort, the number of times Sansan suffers losses decreases exponentially.

Once the two had a conflict, Sansan said: "You men are unreliable!" and left.

Xiao Zhongyi: "Where are you going?"

Sansan: "I'll go find Lin Zhixiao!"

Xiao Zhongyi: "She should be with an unreliable man right now."

Sansan immediately took out his mobile phone: "Choose one! I still want Gu Wei!"

I was collecting clothes at the time, so I asked Gu Wei to answer the phone for me.

Gu Wei: "Me."

Over there, Xiao Zhongyi immediately grabbed the phone: "Gu Wei, what are you up to?" He said in a calm tone.

Gu Wei: "Busy to answer your calls."

Xiao Zhongyi: "Ah, don't bother me then, hang up first." Hang up quickly.

Afterwards, he taught Sansan: Gu Wei is a person who can only slander, never molesting in person, and of course it's best not to moleste behind his back.

Going out with Sansan, I saw a pair of beggars in the subway. The woman was lying sickly, and the man was slowly feeding her with a bowl of something like porridge.Sansan lamented that no matter how poor and humble a couple is, they can stay together forever.After returning home, he asked Xiao Zhongyi: "If the two of us are starving to death, and there is only the last bowl of porridge left, who will you give it to?"

Xiao Zhongyi replied: "One person is half."

Sansan: "Will you die if you lie to me with 'All for you'?!"

Later, Sansan asked Gu Wei the same question again, and Gu Wei replied, "Give it to Lin Zhixiao, and see how much she has left for me."

After I heard it, I said, "Tsk, kick the ball."

After hearing this, Xiao Zhongyi said, "Insidious."

Later, we seriously analyzed this issue with Yinxi.

A pair of beggars who are starving to death only have a bowl of porridge left. At this time, the stupid woman thinks that the man really loves her if he gives her the whole bowl; It is true love for him; a sensible woman will share the food; a smart woman will give a man a little more in proportion, and at the same time keep herself alive, waiting for the arrival of the next bowl of porridge.

A pair of beggars who are dying of starvation only have a bowl of porridge left. At this time, the man who gives all the porridge to the woman is infatuated but stupid; For women, the former is scum, the latter is conceited or even more scum; a rational man will share the food; a smart man will give himself a little more in proportion, because he needs more energy to take on more responsibilities.

found us bored...

Sansan: "There is a very serious problem when looking for a doctor: will he be, um... indifferent."

Me: "He, no, is in the gynecological department."

Sansan: "I should have seen enough on the operating table that day."

I felt a twitch in my forehead: "Honey, why do you always find all kinds of...unbelievable questions?"

Sansan: "Honey, I'm afraid that you will get married and divorce in a flash."

Gu Wei had no choice but to tell Xiao Zhongyi: "Hurry up and take Xiao Shan away."

Boss Xiao threatened Sansan with one sentence: "Instead of dealing with Gu Wei, you might as well save your energy to deal with me."

After that, Sansan and Gu Wei got along well.

Xiao Zhongyi has a husky. It is said that it used to have a foreign name called Philip. However, due to the busy work of Lao Xiao and frequent business trips, Philip spends no less time in foster care in pet shops than at home, and Lao Xiao is not usually a friendly The pet's greasy and crooked personality caused Philip to not recognize his master and name very much.

Later, Sansan took over.It is said that a dog looks like a master. Since then, Philip has been running wildly on the down-to-earth avenue, and he has become farther and farther away from being glamorous and noble.

The first time I saw Philip, if I hadn’t looked at his face, I wouldn’t have recognized him as a husky. From the back, he looked like a fattened version of a bichon. What a difficult task!
I asked, "Old Xiao, what did you feed him?"

Answer: "Dog food."

Question: "Which family did it come from? No hormones, right?" So round...

Answer: "The dog food is fine, but Xiao Shan has a problem. She feeds her 6 meals a day, and the dog only eats 6 meals, which is not counted as extra meals."

Me: "San San, are you feeding pigs?"

"Hey hey..." Sansan smiled foolishly, "If you get fat, kill the meat and eat it!"

Only Xiao Zhongyi can carry her.

Sansan changed Philip's name to Ferrero after successfully feeding him fat and even deforming him.

Ferrero is obviously a good boy who has a milk and a mother, and quickly accepts the new name.

After Lao Xiao found out, he didn't feel disgusted at all: "Rename it properly? Change it back."

Sansan: "No change! You name the dog a person, can it be happy?!"

Old Xiao: "It's right for you to name the dog Chocolate?"

Sansan: "Anyway, it's a foodie, so it's revealing its true nature."

Since then, whenever Lao Xiao took Ferrero out for a walk, he never called him by name, only called him "hey".

White Angel & White Robe Legion
Cheng Yu's aunt likes girls very much, but she gave birth to a boy, so half of her mother's love is sprinkled on Xiao Yu. Since Xiao Yu went to college, she has a phone number in her hand: "Xiao Yu, what do you like?" How about it? Tell my aunt, and my aunt will definitely find you something you are satisfied with."

So when Xiao Yu was only [-] years old, she had already experienced no fewer than five blind dates.

Others are worried about not being able to find a man, or not being able to find a good man, but what Comrade Xiaoyu is worried about is: "What kind of good man should I find?"

Once, when everyone was having lunch in the cafeteria, Xiao Yu asked, "What kind of one is more reliable?"

When everyone gave advice, Gu Wei said naturally: "Study geology."

Xiaoyu suddenly realized: "That's right! The geologist is so simple! How down-to-earth!" Then she told her aunt, "I want to find someone who studies geology."

Later, she found a geography teacher.

Being carried by Gu Wei to his college classmate party, a group of people had a barbecue outdoors.The two of us are not tired of being together like other couples, but we divide the work, one cuts the skewers and the other roasts.

"School, put one on top of each chicken wing."

"Gu Wei, you should roast the corn a little longer."

Before long, everyone ran to our side to grab food, because we got the most food from the stove.

Gu Wei took a few bunches quickly with his eyes and hands, and let them grab the rest.

The two sat side by side to eat, his classmate A walked over holding a bunch of strangely shaped and colored things, sat down next to me, and called out very kindly: "Xiaoxiao..."

Gu Wei immediately picked me up and put me on his other side.

A: "Gu Wei, what are you doing?"

Gu Wei: "Fireproof, theftproof, brother."

A: "I'm here to deliver skewers to the school!"

Gu Wei: "Are you sure the thing in your hand is edible?"

A is angry: "Why can't I eat it? I specially baked it!"

Gu Wei: "Then you can eat it yourself, she only eats the normal food I baked. Also, you can just call her Lin Zhixiao."

From the beginning to the end, I didn't insert a word.

A walked towards his wife: "Gu Wei is too strict! No water leaks!"

After grilling, the men left to clean the grill, and the women went to wash the fruit together.

Mrs. A asked casually: "How is Gu Wei's current salary?"

I answered honestly, "I don't know."

The other party looked surprised: "You didn't ask?"

I thought for a while: "He won't starve me to death, will he?"

After returning home, Mrs. A said to A: "It really does not leak water!"

Gu Wei's salary at school is basically negligible, but his classmates and friends don't know why, and they are still curious about how much money he earns.Curiosity from non-doctors or from different hospitals is understandable, but even Chen Cong would "take care of Wei Wei, what money is there to make" from time to time.

Gu Wei replied: "The money in the dream is easy to earn."

I looked at him suspiciously: "You don't have a third job, do you?"

Gu Wei: "Isn't my third job just you?"

Chen Cong came over to me while Gu Wei was away and asked, "Sister and brother, how much salary do you get?"

I thought about it: "Two copies."

Chen Cong pointed at me: "You, you, you! You and Gu Wei really belong to the same family!" Then he turned and left with his hands behind his back, muttering, "They are all bad guys..."

I:"……"

The food in Gu Wei’s hospital cafeteria is quite polarized: delicious food makes you think the chef just got married; bad food makes you think the chef just got dumped by his girlfriend.

Which one to eat is a matter of probability.

The number of the former tends to be infinitely small, and the number of the latter tends to be infinitely large.

So as long as time and energy allow, Gu Wei and the others prefer to bring their own meals and do whatever they want.

The head nurse often sighs: "This world is going to be reversed. Men (doctors) bring meals one by one, and women (nurses) order takeaway one by one."

There was a time when their cafeteria was overhauled, Gu Wei was very busy, and he didn't care about the nearby takeaways. It happened that I was on vacation, so I volunteered to cook.In the morning, when the dishes were half done, the kitchen door was pushed open, and he yelled sleepily, "My wife..."

That was the first time he called me that.After calling, he lingered next to me like a ghost, staring at the dishes in the pot, blinking his eyes slowly, and waited until I put the dishes in a sealed box before he said clearly: "I can order takeaway."

I said, "Okay, then I'll take them all."

Gu Wei immediately took the lunch box away.

At noon, he went to heat up, and met Chen Cong on the way back to the office: "Wife made it?"

Gu Wei: "Yes."

Chen Cong: "Tsk tsk tsk tsk. Do you want to be so high-profile?"

Gu Wei: "You are more high-profile than me now."

At that time, Chen Cong was holding a takeaway in one hand, an apple in the other, and a box of yogurt in the crook of his arm.

Chen Cong: "Then let's switch?"

Gu Wei: "I will take my Yangguan Road, and you will take your single-plank bridge."

Chen Cong: "..."

I asked a very serious question: "Do you accept red envelopes?"

Gu Wei raised his eyebrows slightly: "Do you want me to accept it, or do you want me not to accept it?"

I breathed a sigh of relief: "I know it's still confiscated after hearing this."

I went to the tutor to hand in the materials before. It happened that the teachers had just finished the meeting and were sitting in the conference room discussing "Mind Technique". Suddenly, the head of the department said: "Lin Zhixiao, your partner is a doctor, right?"

(End of this chapter)