I'm pranking Daddy

Chapter 1695 I'm going to take a cold shower...

"It's best like this." Nangong Yichen raised his eyebrows, his eyes were deep.

"Then from now on, don't I want to make friends cautiously?" Zhao Xueli suddenly opened her eyes and looked at Nangong Yichen in surprise.

"You can become good friends with Mommy and Xiaozhu."

"Mommy is my mother-in-law."

"You stand together, like sisters at most."

"That's right. Mommy is so well maintained. If you go out with her, people will definitely think she is your sister."

"Wrong, others thought you were my sister."

"Huh? Am I that old?"

"You're not that old, you look old."

Zhao Xueli quickly slapped her face, "Am I really that old? Mommy is much older than me."

"Mummy has a good attitude, she can see everything openly, has a good attitude, is in a beautiful mood, and knows how to maintain health. Her skin is rosy and smooth, and she looks younger and more temperamental than you." Nangong Yichen said lightly, his expression seemed to be genuine. the same.

Zhao Xueli was deeply shocked, "You mean that I have a bad attitude, my skin is not smooth, and I have no temperament?"

Nangong Yichen pursed his lips, and his eyes fell on her face with a smile that was not a smile, "Compared to Mommy, you are a little worse."

"..." Zhao Xueli pursed her lips, wanting to cry so much, it was extremely shocking for her beloved man to say that.

"I don't want you to hurt your mood and hurt your body because of some indifferent people." Nangong Yichen's deep eyes carried a hint of warning, "Zhao Xueli, if you become a yellow-faced woman, I don't mind going out to find someone like Mommy." A woman with a good attitude."

"You..." Zhao Xueli was suddenly so angry that she stared at Nangong Yichen, "Nangong Yichen, you are too much!"

"Men like the new and dislike the old. In order not to make men dislike you, you have to make yourself more and more attractive." Nangong Yichen pursed his lips.

"Hmph, you're not afraid that I'll like the new and dislike the old, and find a better man than you?" Zhao Xueli raised her eyebrows and smiled provocatively.

"In this world, is there a man who is better, more handsome, more attractive, and more capable than me?" Nangong Yichen raised his eyebrows, and looked at Zhao Xueli with an expression of 'I don't know'.

"Pfft..." Zhao Xueli couldn't help laughing, this narcissist.

Nangong Yichen's eyes flickered, as long as she could laugh.

"One day, there will be a better man than you by my side." Zhao Xueli raised her chin and said arrogantly.

"That's our son too." Nangong Yichen said calmly.

"..." He guessed all of this, being with someone with a high IQ is really brain-burning.

Nangong Yichen restrained his smile, and looked at Zhao Xueli seriously, "Did Mommy say, when can we..."

He intentionally prolonged the ending, and Zhao Xueli looked at him suspiciously, "What can I do?"

"With a daughter, there must be a son." Saying that, Nangong Yichen got up from the chair and took two steps forward, seemingly trying to push Zhao Xueli down.

When Zhao Xueli heard it, she immediately understood what he meant. Seeing him approaching, she raised her leg and kicked him, "Go away, it's still early."

"How long will it take?" Nangong Yichen easily grabbed her calf.

"It takes three months for a normal delivery. In my special case, it takes at least half a year."

As soon as Nangong Yichen heard the word half a year, he suddenly let go of Zhao Xueli and stared at her: "It will take so long?"

Zhao Xueli gloated and said, "Is it difficult?"

Nangong Yichen sat in front of the bed in frustration, "What do you think?"

Seeing his dark face, Zhao Xueli was extremely happy and found it very interesting.

She looked at him with a smile, and blinked, "It's only half a year, and it's gone in the blink of an eye."

Nangong Yichen looked at her coldly, "You don't know how many times you blinked, how come half a year passed without seeing her?"

"It's useless for me to blink, you blink."

Nangong Yichen frowned and stared at her: "Do you want me to act cute in front of you?"

"I'm always acting cute in front of you, can't you act cute in front of me?"

"Showing cuteness is no longer suitable for me, how about I do a striptease?" Nangong Yichen smiled charmingly, pursing his lips.

Zhao Xueli applauded, "Yes, yes, your dance must be very beautiful."

"I can only striptease, and I can only dance on you, do you want to watch?" Nangong Yichen brushed over and forced Zhao Xueli to the bedside.

With him approaching so suddenly, Zhao Xueli's nose was full of his breath and smell.

Seeing his raised lips, she couldn't help but want to step forward and kiss him.

She blinked and looked at him, "jump on me, I don't look."

She pointed to the empty place in front of the bed, "I'd love to watch you dance there."

"I just like to dance on you." Nangong Yichen gently pinched her chin, and lifted her face slightly.

He lowered his head and brought his face closer, just a little bit before he could kiss her mouth.

"You can't dance now." Zhao Xueli curled her lips, "You have to hold back."

"What if I can't help it?" Nangong Yichen's eyes were deep.

"I can't bear it and I have to endure it. My health is important."

"Of course I know your health is important." He wouldn't be such a beast that he wanted his wife when she was in confinement.

"Knowing that my health is important, you still flirt with me like this?" She is also a normal woman, what should I do if she gets angry?
"Are you admitting to me that you want me too?" Nangong Yichen pursed his lips, smiling bewitchingly and bewitchingly.

Zhao Xueli rolled her eyes, "Nonsense."

Could it be that only he thinks, but she can't?
"Let's have a good time." Nangong Yichen suddenly kissed her lips.

"Hmm..." When his thin lips covered her, Zhao Xueli's whole body felt like an electric shock, and an electric current passed through her toes, making her whole body go numb instantly, and she couldn't help making a low sound.

As soon as he touched her, he became addicted. Nangong Yichen hugged her body tightly, sticking to each other with firmness and softness, inseparable. He kissed her affectionately...

Nangong Yichen reluctantly let go of Zhao Xueli when they kissed until they were almost uncontrollable and sparked.

Zhao Xueli's face was flushed at this time, like a ripe peach, she was sitting against the head of the bed, panting lightly.

Nangong Yichen took a look at her, saw that her eyes were blurred, she was so charming when she was panting, he tightened his throat, straightened his clothes, and said in a hoarse voice: "I want to ask Mommy, when can we eat together?" Meat."

When Zhao Xueli heard this, her face turned even redder, "Little old man, are you sorry?"

Nangong Yichen raised his eyebrows, looking dissatisfied, "What are you embarrassed about? Mommy is from here."

"Do you want to be so impatient? Just half a year, I still have to ask." Zhao Xueli raised her forehead.

Nangong Yichen stood up, "I'm going to take a shower."

After finishing speaking, he walked towards the bathroom.

Zhao Xueli turned to his back and said, "Wash in lukewarm water, not cold water."

(End of this chapter)