The sky-high cute baby, the president's daddy delivered it to the door
Chapter 1053 Married a useless husband and gave birth to a useless son
Chapter 1053 Married a useless husband and gave birth to a useless son
"Mom, can we change the lines today? I've heard your old stories eight hundred times."
Lu Mufeng's ears could hear calluses.
Is my old lady going to torture herself like this overnight?
Then what kind of filial piety is he here to do? Why not go back to the company to work overtime, at least his ears can be quiet for a while.
When Lu Mufeng said this, Mama Lu became angry: "I think you are a worthless wretch who can only bully you in front of your old lady. If you have the ability, go find Yu Xi and take Yu Xi down. My old lady will treat you as ruthless."
Lu Mufeng was neither angry nor annoyed, and said flatly, "I'm also genetically useless."
"Yes, it's hereditary, inherited from your useless father." Mother Lu put her hands on her hips: "It's fine to marry a useless husband, and give birth to a useless son. You are really mad at me."
Lu Mufeng glanced at Lu's mother: "It's obviously you who inherited it."
"Me? How can I be useless?" Lu's mother expressed dissatisfaction. She has always been very domineering, okay, she doesn't know how to appreciate it.
"I don't know who it is, but ran back from the capital in despair..."
Before Lu Mufeng finished speaking, Mother Lu jumped up angrily: "It's not because of you that I came back, you caused such a big disaster, can I help you when I come back, you son of a bitch, white-eyed wolf!"
"Forget it, it's okay for you to lie to others, but to me...it's almost okay." Lu Mufeng crossed his legs chicly, and said with a smile: "Go back to the capital if you have the ability, and compete with Yu Xi's mother. Here, take your anger out on me."
Come on, hurt each other!
Anyway, Lu Mufeng was not used to it anyway, and it was easy to argue with Lu's mother. He couldn't speak for Qi Yuxi, but he could still speak for his own mother.
Mother Lu's face turned blue with anger: "Why do you want me to vent my anger on you? Are you my own son? Do you ever say that about your own mother?"
"I'd better find my biological parents!"
He also suspects that he is not his own.
As Lu Mufeng said, he wanted to stand up again.
Lu's mother slapped him back: "If you dare to step out of this door today, I will sever the mother-child relationship with you."
Before the old lady calmed down, the bastard wanted to slip away, but there was no way.
Lu Mufeng looked at his angry old lady, suppressed a smile, and said solemnly: "Mom, you have to think carefully, I have severed the mother-child relationship with me, where will you live and what will you eat in the future."
"Dare to threaten my old lady? I owe you a beating."
Mother Lu raised her fist and punched Lu Mufeng twice.
She said angrily: "You think you can't live without my mother. My mother has a pension and can't starve to death. Huh, I knew that having a son is unreliable. I should have a daughter in the first place. A daughter is the mother's caring little girl." Cotton jacket."
Lu Mufeng said: "Then you hurry up and have a baby before it's too late."
Lu's mother's heart jumped, and her momentum was obviously much weaker: "What's the matter with birth, you are already old, and you are not afraid of being laughed at when you have children."
"It doesn't matter. Having a baby in your 50s proves that you are in good health. Now there are a lot of people who can't have children in their 20s. Mom, don't waste your good genes."
Lu Mufeng was punched by Lu's mother again: "You bastard, make fun of your old lady, don't you want to live anymore, do you want to give birth to you and Yu Xi, how many more will you have?"
"It's only if she's willing to have a baby with me!" Lu Mufeng couldn't help admiring his old mother: "Mom, how did you convince Yu Xi to have a baby with me back then?"
(End of this chapter)
"Mom, can we change the lines today? I've heard your old stories eight hundred times."
Lu Mufeng's ears could hear calluses.
Is my old lady going to torture herself like this overnight?
Then what kind of filial piety is he here to do? Why not go back to the company to work overtime, at least his ears can be quiet for a while.
When Lu Mufeng said this, Mama Lu became angry: "I think you are a worthless wretch who can only bully you in front of your old lady. If you have the ability, go find Yu Xi and take Yu Xi down. My old lady will treat you as ruthless."
Lu Mufeng was neither angry nor annoyed, and said flatly, "I'm also genetically useless."
"Yes, it's hereditary, inherited from your useless father." Mother Lu put her hands on her hips: "It's fine to marry a useless husband, and give birth to a useless son. You are really mad at me."
Lu Mufeng glanced at Lu's mother: "It's obviously you who inherited it."
"Me? How can I be useless?" Lu's mother expressed dissatisfaction. She has always been very domineering, okay, she doesn't know how to appreciate it.
"I don't know who it is, but ran back from the capital in despair..."
Before Lu Mufeng finished speaking, Mother Lu jumped up angrily: "It's not because of you that I came back, you caused such a big disaster, can I help you when I come back, you son of a bitch, white-eyed wolf!"
"Forget it, it's okay for you to lie to others, but to me...it's almost okay." Lu Mufeng crossed his legs chicly, and said with a smile: "Go back to the capital if you have the ability, and compete with Yu Xi's mother. Here, take your anger out on me."
Come on, hurt each other!
Anyway, Lu Mufeng was not used to it anyway, and it was easy to argue with Lu's mother. He couldn't speak for Qi Yuxi, but he could still speak for his own mother.
Mother Lu's face turned blue with anger: "Why do you want me to vent my anger on you? Are you my own son? Do you ever say that about your own mother?"
"I'd better find my biological parents!"
He also suspects that he is not his own.
As Lu Mufeng said, he wanted to stand up again.
Lu's mother slapped him back: "If you dare to step out of this door today, I will sever the mother-child relationship with you."
Before the old lady calmed down, the bastard wanted to slip away, but there was no way.
Lu Mufeng looked at his angry old lady, suppressed a smile, and said solemnly: "Mom, you have to think carefully, I have severed the mother-child relationship with me, where will you live and what will you eat in the future."
"Dare to threaten my old lady? I owe you a beating."
Mother Lu raised her fist and punched Lu Mufeng twice.
She said angrily: "You think you can't live without my mother. My mother has a pension and can't starve to death. Huh, I knew that having a son is unreliable. I should have a daughter in the first place. A daughter is the mother's caring little girl." Cotton jacket."
Lu Mufeng said: "Then you hurry up and have a baby before it's too late."
Lu's mother's heart jumped, and her momentum was obviously much weaker: "What's the matter with birth, you are already old, and you are not afraid of being laughed at when you have children."
"It doesn't matter. Having a baby in your 50s proves that you are in good health. Now there are a lot of people who can't have children in their 20s. Mom, don't waste your good genes."
Lu Mufeng was punched by Lu's mother again: "You bastard, make fun of your old lady, don't you want to live anymore, do you want to give birth to you and Yu Xi, how many more will you have?"
"It's only if she's willing to have a baby with me!" Lu Mufeng couldn't help admiring his old mother: "Mom, how did you convince Yu Xi to have a baby with me back then?"
(End of this chapter)
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