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Chapter 159 Wrong catch!
Chapter 159 Wrong catch!
The seventh high school autumn sports meeting, which lasted for two full days, finally came to a successful conclusion.
After the closing ceremony, the students returned to their classrooms one after another.
Tomorrow, the school will have a seven-day National Day holiday. Tonight, students still need to study by themselves, and most of the teachers, except for the teachers on duty, can go out and have fun.
In particular, the teachers in the Gao Group, who won the basketball game, had already booked a private room in advance, and took the 3000 yuan bonus they won to go out for dinner.
There were a lot of teachers attending the party this time, about 20 people, and they went straight to the "Old Cook".
The old chef is a fairly well-known farmhouse restaurant in Jiangye City. It is of medium grade. The single rooms inside are separated by green bamboos. It is very beautiful, and the quality is cheap and the taste is good.
It is impossible for more than 20 people to sit at the same table, not to mention that the old chef's single room is not big, so all of them sat down at three tables.
Xu Le's table is very special. Ma Xiaoqing, Jun Nannan, Yu Yingying, and Zou Yu are all sitting at this table. Except for Xu Le and Gao Liang, everyone else is a female teacher.
Although Gao Liang was tall and strong, he was actually quite thin-skinned. He didn't want to sit at this table to eat, but Xu Le forcibly held him back.
There is no way, Xu Le is sitting here by himself, surrounded by beautiful women. This feeling is naturally very pleasant, but Xu Le himself also feels very unhappy.
The other male teachers expressed their helplessness. There was nothing they could do about it. Xu Le's performance in the basketball game this time was too aggressive, too eye-catching, and he couldn't be envious.
The food and drinks were served very quickly. Since tomorrow is a holiday, the teachers who came to the dinner party today did not stretch out, especially those male teachers, who threw off their arms and started drinking directly. Although there are no beautiful women to accompany them, the atmosphere is still Very warm.
Xu Le and Gao Liang were also drinking beer. To be precise, they had been being fed alcohol. A table of female teachers was bombarding Xu Le and Gao Liang in turn.
In addition, many beautiful teachers kept teasing Xu Le and Gao Liang. Gao Liang, a simple and honest guy, had probably never received such warm hospitality from a beautiful woman. He soon became a little dizzy and couldn't straighten his tongue. up.
On the other hand, Xu Le is very calm, and he does not drink less, but he is born in the army, he has a lot of alcohol, and after he has practiced Bamen Dunjia, the mysterious air in his body is still melting away the alcohol, Xu Le just More sober.
As a result, Xu Le was not drunk, but those beautiful teachers who poured him alcohol were a little dizzy.
Junnannan and Yu Yingying looked at each other, pursed their lips and snickered, they had seen Xu Le's drinking capacity, and knew that Xu Le's drinking capacity was very large, so they never competed with Xu Le for drinking from the beginning.
The cold Zou Yu has maintained her style of rejecting people thousands of miles away. It is not easy for her to come to the dinner party, and she basically doesn't care about people.
In addition, in front of so many people, Ma Xiaoqing was very reserved. She only drank a glass of wine with Xu Le, and kept smiling. She definitely didn't behave like she was when she was fighting Xu Le in bed.
Wine is intoxicating, wine is the best thing to bring people closer together, most of the teachers who come out to dinner are still young, and now they are a little bit drunk, so they are more open-minded, insisting on pestering Follow Xu Le to tell jokes.
Jun Nannan didn't help Xu Le out of the siege, but followed suit.
It's true that Xu Le can't tell jokes, but he can tell jokes.
Being forced to do nothing, Xu Le could only tell a more subtle joke.
"Call a female male sister today.
I asked: What are you doing?
She replied: She is giving plastic surgery to her boyfriend.
I said evilly: Is it to peel the cucumber?
She calmly replied: No, just cut the nails! "
After speaking, Xu Le waited to see everyone's reaction.
Several female teachers burst out laughing immediately, only Jun Nannan, Yu Yingying and Zou Yu were at a loss.
Jun Nannan glared at Xu Le viciously, and asked, "Xu Le, what's so funny about this joke? Tell me clearly! What is it? What's the relationship between the two? How did it end up on fingernails again? "
"puff!"
As soon as this question was asked, even Ma Xiaoqing couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
In fact, Xu Le opened his mouth to speak, but he really didn't know how to explain it to Jun Nannan. Only a woman who has experienced many battles can understand such a joke. Naturally, a big girl like Jun Nannan will not understand it.
Moreover, this matter killed Xu Le, Xu Le did not dare to explain it to Jun Nannan, once the explanation was made, Jun Nannan would not be ashamed and angry?
Ma Xiaoqing looked at Xu Le, and said coquettishly, "I can't tell, Mr. Xu really knows a lot!"
Xu Le laughed it off, but there was an extremely evil slander in his heart. Damn it, you understand, you are also an old driver, you know as much as I do, right?You taught me a lot of things, okay? ?
Junnannan's temper was a bit stubborn, and she had to ask what she meant, Xu Le refused to explain to her. There was no way, a female teacher whispered a few words in her ear, and then, Junnannan's pretty face suddenly lit up. He turned red all of a sudden, stared at Xu Le viciously, wishing to tear Xu Le into pieces, and said word by word through gritted teeth:
"Sure enough, I read you right! Xu Le, you are a pervert!"
Xu Le was helpless, "You guys forced me to tell jokes, what can I do..."
Junnanna looked at Xu Le, gnashing her teeth. She was really ashamed and thrown to her grandma's house just now, and the culprit of all this was Xu Le. If it weren't for the fact that there were too many people around at this time, Junnannan would definitely not be able to forgive her. Xu Le!
The dinner party was still going on, and the scene was very hot. Xu Le finally took a break and was working hard, when he suddenly felt someone kicked him.
As soon as Xu Le looked up, he happened to see Ma Xiaoqing looking at him with a smile.
This girl is simply crazy!How dare you tease yourself in front of so many colleagues!
Although this feeling is really cool, once it is discovered, it will be ruined.
Just when Xu Le was hesitating, he suddenly felt kicked again.
This was unbearable, Xu Le quietly stretched out his left hand under the table, and when the foot stretched out again, Xu Le grabbed it directly.
Xu Le looked up and found that Ma Xiaoqing was still looking as usual, and couldn't help admiring that she was really good at acting, but when she turned her head, she suddenly found that Jun Nuan who was sitting on the other side was obviously slightly stiff, and her pretty face was blushing.
Xu Le couldn't help being slightly taken aback, lowered his head and looked at it quietly, and suddenly felt his scalp numb!
This foot is not Ma Xiaoqing's, but Junnannan's!
Broken, wrong catch!
This is the end of the calf!
As for the fiery temper of that little fairy Junnannan, she must be blown up immediately!
(End of this chapter)
The seventh high school autumn sports meeting, which lasted for two full days, finally came to a successful conclusion.
After the closing ceremony, the students returned to their classrooms one after another.
Tomorrow, the school will have a seven-day National Day holiday. Tonight, students still need to study by themselves, and most of the teachers, except for the teachers on duty, can go out and have fun.
In particular, the teachers in the Gao Group, who won the basketball game, had already booked a private room in advance, and took the 3000 yuan bonus they won to go out for dinner.
There were a lot of teachers attending the party this time, about 20 people, and they went straight to the "Old Cook".
The old chef is a fairly well-known farmhouse restaurant in Jiangye City. It is of medium grade. The single rooms inside are separated by green bamboos. It is very beautiful, and the quality is cheap and the taste is good.
It is impossible for more than 20 people to sit at the same table, not to mention that the old chef's single room is not big, so all of them sat down at three tables.
Xu Le's table is very special. Ma Xiaoqing, Jun Nannan, Yu Yingying, and Zou Yu are all sitting at this table. Except for Xu Le and Gao Liang, everyone else is a female teacher.
Although Gao Liang was tall and strong, he was actually quite thin-skinned. He didn't want to sit at this table to eat, but Xu Le forcibly held him back.
There is no way, Xu Le is sitting here by himself, surrounded by beautiful women. This feeling is naturally very pleasant, but Xu Le himself also feels very unhappy.
The other male teachers expressed their helplessness. There was nothing they could do about it. Xu Le's performance in the basketball game this time was too aggressive, too eye-catching, and he couldn't be envious.
The food and drinks were served very quickly. Since tomorrow is a holiday, the teachers who came to the dinner party today did not stretch out, especially those male teachers, who threw off their arms and started drinking directly. Although there are no beautiful women to accompany them, the atmosphere is still Very warm.
Xu Le and Gao Liang were also drinking beer. To be precise, they had been being fed alcohol. A table of female teachers was bombarding Xu Le and Gao Liang in turn.
In addition, many beautiful teachers kept teasing Xu Le and Gao Liang. Gao Liang, a simple and honest guy, had probably never received such warm hospitality from a beautiful woman. He soon became a little dizzy and couldn't straighten his tongue. up.
On the other hand, Xu Le is very calm, and he does not drink less, but he is born in the army, he has a lot of alcohol, and after he has practiced Bamen Dunjia, the mysterious air in his body is still melting away the alcohol, Xu Le just More sober.
As a result, Xu Le was not drunk, but those beautiful teachers who poured him alcohol were a little dizzy.
Junnannan and Yu Yingying looked at each other, pursed their lips and snickered, they had seen Xu Le's drinking capacity, and knew that Xu Le's drinking capacity was very large, so they never competed with Xu Le for drinking from the beginning.
The cold Zou Yu has maintained her style of rejecting people thousands of miles away. It is not easy for her to come to the dinner party, and she basically doesn't care about people.
In addition, in front of so many people, Ma Xiaoqing was very reserved. She only drank a glass of wine with Xu Le, and kept smiling. She definitely didn't behave like she was when she was fighting Xu Le in bed.
Wine is intoxicating, wine is the best thing to bring people closer together, most of the teachers who come out to dinner are still young, and now they are a little bit drunk, so they are more open-minded, insisting on pestering Follow Xu Le to tell jokes.
Jun Nannan didn't help Xu Le out of the siege, but followed suit.
It's true that Xu Le can't tell jokes, but he can tell jokes.
Being forced to do nothing, Xu Le could only tell a more subtle joke.
"Call a female male sister today.
I asked: What are you doing?
She replied: She is giving plastic surgery to her boyfriend.
I said evilly: Is it to peel the cucumber?
She calmly replied: No, just cut the nails! "
After speaking, Xu Le waited to see everyone's reaction.
Several female teachers burst out laughing immediately, only Jun Nannan, Yu Yingying and Zou Yu were at a loss.
Jun Nannan glared at Xu Le viciously, and asked, "Xu Le, what's so funny about this joke? Tell me clearly! What is it? What's the relationship between the two? How did it end up on fingernails again? "
"puff!"
As soon as this question was asked, even Ma Xiaoqing couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
In fact, Xu Le opened his mouth to speak, but he really didn't know how to explain it to Jun Nannan. Only a woman who has experienced many battles can understand such a joke. Naturally, a big girl like Jun Nannan will not understand it.
Moreover, this matter killed Xu Le, Xu Le did not dare to explain it to Jun Nannan, once the explanation was made, Jun Nannan would not be ashamed and angry?
Ma Xiaoqing looked at Xu Le, and said coquettishly, "I can't tell, Mr. Xu really knows a lot!"
Xu Le laughed it off, but there was an extremely evil slander in his heart. Damn it, you understand, you are also an old driver, you know as much as I do, right?You taught me a lot of things, okay? ?
Junnannan's temper was a bit stubborn, and she had to ask what she meant, Xu Le refused to explain to her. There was no way, a female teacher whispered a few words in her ear, and then, Junnannan's pretty face suddenly lit up. He turned red all of a sudden, stared at Xu Le viciously, wishing to tear Xu Le into pieces, and said word by word through gritted teeth:
"Sure enough, I read you right! Xu Le, you are a pervert!"
Xu Le was helpless, "You guys forced me to tell jokes, what can I do..."
Junnanna looked at Xu Le, gnashing her teeth. She was really ashamed and thrown to her grandma's house just now, and the culprit of all this was Xu Le. If it weren't for the fact that there were too many people around at this time, Junnannan would definitely not be able to forgive her. Xu Le!
The dinner party was still going on, and the scene was very hot. Xu Le finally took a break and was working hard, when he suddenly felt someone kicked him.
As soon as Xu Le looked up, he happened to see Ma Xiaoqing looking at him with a smile.
This girl is simply crazy!How dare you tease yourself in front of so many colleagues!
Although this feeling is really cool, once it is discovered, it will be ruined.
Just when Xu Le was hesitating, he suddenly felt kicked again.
This was unbearable, Xu Le quietly stretched out his left hand under the table, and when the foot stretched out again, Xu Le grabbed it directly.
Xu Le looked up and found that Ma Xiaoqing was still looking as usual, and couldn't help admiring that she was really good at acting, but when she turned her head, she suddenly found that Jun Nuan who was sitting on the other side was obviously slightly stiff, and her pretty face was blushing.
Xu Le couldn't help being slightly taken aback, lowered his head and looked at it quietly, and suddenly felt his scalp numb!
This foot is not Ma Xiaoqing's, but Junnannan's!
Broken, wrong catch!
This is the end of the calf!
As for the fiery temper of that little fairy Junnannan, she must be blown up immediately!
(End of this chapter)
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