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Chapter 2156 I'm Drunk Alone! (Second update!)
His Majesty Li Shizong was busy with official duties, but tonight, he brought the eunuch San Dezi and Xu Le to the back garden for a very rare walk.

There were no other eunuchs, court ladies or guards, and of course, no concubine or concubine, because the entire back garden was completely emptied.

Inside the gazebo, His Majesty the Emperor sat on a stone bench, stretched out a hand to Xu Le, and said, "Bring it."

Xu Le was startled, and asked doubtfully, "What?"

His Majesty the Emperor rolled his eyes, and said very bluntly: "Don't pretend to me! What about the good wine that I drank at your house last time? Get it out! The imperial wine in the palace is actually not as good as your private collection Delicious, this is really a very unpleasant thing for me! As a subject, shouldn't you take the initiative to send a hundred and eighty altars to the palace, is it possible that I have to take the initiative to speak?"

Hearing this, Xu Le couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth. He really didn't see it before, but now His Majesty the Emperor, who has completely removed the power of Heavenly Tribulation in his body, has become so shameless?Is it really appropriate to blatantly ask for fine wine from your courtiers?

Xu Le took out three altars of fine wine from the space of the delusion-breaking Dharma Eye. These fine wines are actually Wuliangye, Maotai and the like that Xu Le brought from the secular world, but in order to avoid people's eyes and ears, Xu Le put those wine bottles Throw it all away and pour the wine into the wine jar.

"Your Majesty, your dragon body has just improved a bit, so don't be greedy."

His Majesty the Emperor snorted, and said lightly: "I haven't had a good life for a few years. Is it possible that I can't even drink wine? Go away, don't become a virtue with those imperial doctors."

The agreed happiness and anger are invisible, but what about the agreed to be kind to the courtiers?In front of Xu Le, His Majesty's good reputation seems to have been eaten by dogs.

However, this is just in front of Xu Le. If someone else is here, His Majesty the Emperor will naturally maintain the majesty of the king of a country.

His Majesty the Emperor was very impolite. He took a jar of wine and drank it for himself. Xu Le didn't stretch it. He opened a jar of wine and handed it to San Dezi. It's been hard work to accompany you around, and you have nothing to do today, why don't you also taste this fine wine, how about it?"

San Dezi was stunned.

Since His Majesty the Emperor came to the throne, it was really the first time that a courtier showed his favor so blatantly.

His Majesty the Emperor interjected: "Drink, drink, San Dezi, you used to be an alcoholic, but for the sake of me, you haven't drank for many years. Today, there are no outsiders here, just open your mouth and drink!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty Ron! Thank you, Mr. Xu."

San Dezi took a sip happily, and even the wrinkles on his face seemed to relax a lot. He blurted out happily, and praised: "It really is good wine! I have never tasted such fine wine in my life!"

Xu Le smiled and started drinking as well.

Three people, three jars of fine wine, the three of them sat in the gazebo and drank quietly without speaking.

His Majesty Li Shizong, looking at the full moon in the sky, was full of poetry,

"A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date."

The corners of Xu Le's mouth turned up slightly, and he continued, "Raise your glass to invite the bright moon, and we will form three people facing each other!"

This is "Drinking Alone Under the Moon" by the poet Li Bai.

His Majesty the Emperor curled his lips, gave Xu Le a sideways glance, and complained, "Unexpectedly, a vulgar man from the army like you knows such poems and songs?"

Xu Le simply let go, and replied: "Your Majesty, if the minister said that he not only understands poetry and songs, but also can sing, do you believe it?"

His Majesty the Emperor said with disdain: "I said you are fat and you are still out of breath! Singing? Just your broken voice? Just don't make me laugh."

Isn't this a curse?Can't bear it, absolutely can't bear it!

Because, His Majesty the Emperor really mentioned Xu Le's "sore spots". Back then, when Xu Le took Jun Nannan and Yu Yingying to sing at the Glorious KTV, Jun Nannan and Yu Yingying said in unanimous agreement,
Others get paid for singing, but Xu Le's singing is killing people!Can't hear it at all.

At this time, he was actually despised by His Majesty the Emperor again?This is unbearable!

Simply, Xu Le directly opened his broken voice,
"One person, I'm drunk, I'm drunk, and the beauties are paired!"

"puff!"

As soon as Xu Le opened his mouth, His Majesty the Emperor gulped down the wine. He looked at Xu Le with a dull face, and he couldn't recover for a while.

There is no other reason. Xu Le's "rapping" has never stopped before His Majesty the Emperor!
Xu Le glanced at His Majesty the Emperor proudly, and said to himself, Xiao Mian, is His Majesty the Emperor amazing?I Xu Le's voice really can't sing that kind of melodious song, but if it's "rap", I really know it!
"I drink alone, and when I get drunk, I make two beauties!"

"Two eyes follow each other alone, I only hope that they can return in the future!"

"I'll play the qin lightly for a charming girl, and I'll be a purple bamboo forest for Yanxi!"

"..."

"For many years, I have ruled the world for the emperor, for the sake of making the soldiers and horses famous!"

In just 2 minutes, a rap song "I'm Drunk Alone" was finished by Xu Le.

Yes, he really yelled out, his voice was hoarse, and his morale was like a rainbow, as if he had yelled out all the anguish and aggrieved in his heart in recent days.

Needless to say, this song was sung by an iron-blooded warrior like Xu Le, and it really had a special charm.

His Majesty the Emperor was dumbfounded, the eunuch San Dezi was dumbfounded, and all the forbidden soldiers guarding His Majesty the Emperor were also dumbfounded.
Even, because Xu Le's voice was so loud, the court ladies and eunuchs in the distance, even the imperial concubines who occasionally passed by, were all dumbfounded.

After a while, His Majesty the Emperor praised without hesitation: "Good! The momentum is magnificent! It is much stronger than those court ladies. It is worthy of being born in the army. It is really amazing."

Xu Le said triumphantly, "That's right, Your Majesty, is my minister's singing voice okay?"

"So-so, barely okay, but there is one thing that I have to ask clearly."

His Majesty the Emperor stared at Xu Le, and asked with a half-smile: "I heard it very clearly just now, you sang the line 'defeating the emperor to fight against the sky, winning the throne to become an immortal, and the world is full of pride, continue to write an alternative emperor's chapter' What, Xu Le, do you have a problem with me? You want me to abdicate quickly, and you want to sit on the throne of the emperor?"

Eh?
Hearing this, Xu Le became stiff all over.

It's over, it's over, it's over, I was just thinking about it, and I forgot the lyrics. There is a saying that says "defeat the emperor". If His Majesty is serious, this is a crime of great treason!
At this point, Xu Le's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and he was aphasia.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

His Majesty the Emperor pointed at Xu Le, laughed loudly and said, "Little guy, you are still too young! Don't be so arrogant in front of me, look, I scared you into cold sweat with just one word? The courage just now Where did it all go?"

Xu Le scratched his head in embarrassment, and shouted: "Your Majesty will become martial arts and rule the world! Immortal blessings will last forever, and longevity will be equal to heaven!!!"

this time,

It was His Majesty's turn to be confused.

(End of this chapter)