Uncle's little cute wife
Chapter 230 Funny Comparison Lu Baizhou
Chapter 230 Funny Comparison Lu Baizhou (2)
The tiger stared at the two of them with greedy eyes, as if it wanted to eat the two of them alive.
"Big... sister-in-law, let's go back, I feel... feel a little hungry." Lu Baizhou immediately hid behind Xiao Qianqian, and his whole body began to tremble.
He was flustered. Although the car windows were made of bulletproof glass, human beings were no match for the king of beasts at all.
Xiao Qianqian looked at Lu Baizhou contemptuously, this guy is good at playing with women, now a few tigers scare him into such a state.
"Actually, when you meet a tiger, I can teach you what to do."
Xiao Qianqian glanced at Lu Baizhou with a bit of resentment. After hearing her words, Lu Baizhou immediately became interested, and immediately asked, "What should I do?"
"Ahem... When you meet a tiger, and the tiger is staring at you, it means that you have entered its menu options."
Lu Baizhou looked at the fierce tiger growling at him outside the car window, his small body trembled, "And then?"
"At this time, remember not to bow your head and bend over to expose your vitals, otherwise it will mistake you for a herbivore that eats whatever you want in its eyes; don't turn around and run away, because after all, it has two more legs than you, and it will be killed instead. It fell."
"Sister-in-law, what you said makes sense, let's continue." Lu Baizhou listened so carefully that he almost took a notebook to write it down.
"At this time, one should try to stand upright, look serious and full of anger, open his hands, and finally make a yelling sound."
"But how to yell?"
"Come and eat Lao Tzu, a grass-mud horse, this way you will die with more dignity."
Lu Baizhou: "..."
Ahhh, how did the sister-in-law who was as pure as a docile sheep become like this?
Sure enough, after staying with the black-bellied brother for a long time, he learned badly.
So, someone drove back with a dark face, but when the two of them passed by the gate of the wildlife park, they saw Feng You and Han Enwei sitting in another Lamborghini.
Xiao Qianqian just casually looked around, but unexpectedly met Feng You's gaze in mid-air.
The man's light blue eyes were full of indifference, even in the great summer, Xiao Qianqian still felt cold from his feet.
She quickly looked away, pretending to glance casually.
In the Lamborghini, Han Enwei, who was talking to Feng You, found that Feng You had been looking in a certain direction, so she followed his gaze, and her face paled instantly.
why!
Why Xiao Qianqian again!
It took her a lot of hard work to ask Feng You out.
Although she didn't know why Feng You had such a good date this time, it was a rare opportunity, so she cherished it very much.
In order not to be disturbed by others, she chose the safari park in the wild forest.
But... still saw her.
This girl Xiao Qianqian should not have come to this world, she should be damned, damned, damned!
This was the first time that Han Enwei had such a strong killing intent in her heart.
Xiao Qianqian's right eyelid kept twitching, and his thoughts became irritable.
Just at this time, Lu Baizhou's phone rang.
"Hey, big brother, why do you always call me when you have time? Is there a war over there? How did I hear..." The sound of the bomb, hey...
But before Lu Baizhou finished speaking, Bo Jinxiu said coldly, "Bring the phone to your sister-in-law."
"Oh, sister-in-law, your phone number." Lu Baizhou's face was full of heartache, this must not be his eldest brother!
Thank you for praying for eternal love~
Wenwen asks for a reward, please collect it, ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a five-star praise, okay~
(End of this chapter)
The tiger stared at the two of them with greedy eyes, as if it wanted to eat the two of them alive.
"Big... sister-in-law, let's go back, I feel... feel a little hungry." Lu Baizhou immediately hid behind Xiao Qianqian, and his whole body began to tremble.
He was flustered. Although the car windows were made of bulletproof glass, human beings were no match for the king of beasts at all.
Xiao Qianqian looked at Lu Baizhou contemptuously, this guy is good at playing with women, now a few tigers scare him into such a state.
"Actually, when you meet a tiger, I can teach you what to do."
Xiao Qianqian glanced at Lu Baizhou with a bit of resentment. After hearing her words, Lu Baizhou immediately became interested, and immediately asked, "What should I do?"
"Ahem... When you meet a tiger, and the tiger is staring at you, it means that you have entered its menu options."
Lu Baizhou looked at the fierce tiger growling at him outside the car window, his small body trembled, "And then?"
"At this time, remember not to bow your head and bend over to expose your vitals, otherwise it will mistake you for a herbivore that eats whatever you want in its eyes; don't turn around and run away, because after all, it has two more legs than you, and it will be killed instead. It fell."
"Sister-in-law, what you said makes sense, let's continue." Lu Baizhou listened so carefully that he almost took a notebook to write it down.
"At this time, one should try to stand upright, look serious and full of anger, open his hands, and finally make a yelling sound."
"But how to yell?"
"Come and eat Lao Tzu, a grass-mud horse, this way you will die with more dignity."
Lu Baizhou: "..."
Ahhh, how did the sister-in-law who was as pure as a docile sheep become like this?
Sure enough, after staying with the black-bellied brother for a long time, he learned badly.
So, someone drove back with a dark face, but when the two of them passed by the gate of the wildlife park, they saw Feng You and Han Enwei sitting in another Lamborghini.
Xiao Qianqian just casually looked around, but unexpectedly met Feng You's gaze in mid-air.
The man's light blue eyes were full of indifference, even in the great summer, Xiao Qianqian still felt cold from his feet.
She quickly looked away, pretending to glance casually.
In the Lamborghini, Han Enwei, who was talking to Feng You, found that Feng You had been looking in a certain direction, so she followed his gaze, and her face paled instantly.
why!
Why Xiao Qianqian again!
It took her a lot of hard work to ask Feng You out.
Although she didn't know why Feng You had such a good date this time, it was a rare opportunity, so she cherished it very much.
In order not to be disturbed by others, she chose the safari park in the wild forest.
But... still saw her.
This girl Xiao Qianqian should not have come to this world, she should be damned, damned, damned!
This was the first time that Han Enwei had such a strong killing intent in her heart.
Xiao Qianqian's right eyelid kept twitching, and his thoughts became irritable.
Just at this time, Lu Baizhou's phone rang.
"Hey, big brother, why do you always call me when you have time? Is there a war over there? How did I hear..." The sound of the bomb, hey...
But before Lu Baizhou finished speaking, Bo Jinxiu said coldly, "Bring the phone to your sister-in-law."
"Oh, sister-in-law, your phone number." Lu Baizhou's face was full of heartache, this must not be his eldest brother!
Thank you for praying for eternal love~
Wenwen asks for a reward, please collect it, ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a five-star praise, okay~
(End of this chapter)
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