Chapter 74
The fat head and big ears had no choice but to tell all about his illness.
"Master, I don't know what's going on. It was fine the day before yesterday, but it stopped working last night."
"What's wrong?"
"That's it, doctor, why don't you understand?"
Just kidding, she, Ye Lingxi, has been practicing medicine for many years, and she has never seen any scenes. He has never used the man thing, but I don't know how many times I have seen it.
That's right, she did it on purpose, to make this fat head and big ears feel ashamed, so as to achieve her ultimate goal.
"I'm sorry son, I really don't understand what you are talking about. Is it the arm or the leg?"
If it's a leg, which leg?
Fat-headed and big-eared always felt that the doctor was teasing him on purpose, but she didn't ask any questions, so she had to obediently reply: "It's just that the man's place is bad, now you understand."
Ye Lingxi suddenly realized and nodded: "I understand."
"Doctor, I have seen a lot of doctors, but they all said it can't be cured. Do you think it can be cured?"
Ye Lingxi hissed, and said earnestly: "There is a saying, I don't know if I should say it or not."
"Sir, tell me."
"Master, do you often have sex with women?"
"What, does it matter?"
"My lord doesn't know that the number of times a man has sex with a woman is limited. Of course, some men will have more, and some men will have less. You may have used too much, too much."
These words frightened the fat head and big ears. If he used it too much, wouldn't he not be able to use it in the future? Then what is the difference between him alive and an eunuch?
"Doctor, I'm still young, why did I overuse it?"
"Excuse me, son, you should never exercise, and you eat and eat every day."
"How does the doctor know?"
The corners of Ye Lingxi's mouth twitched. If he is stupid, you can tell just by looking at his oily face and fat head.
"It can be seen from the face."
"The doctor is really good, those quack doctors in the city can't say such a thing."
That is, how could she fool them.
"Doctor, is there nothing I can do about my problem?"
"There are ways, but you need the cooperation of the young master."
"The doctor really has a way. You say what you say, as long as you say, I will do whatever you want me to do."
"Okay, young master, you have to listen clearly. First, young master will eat vegetarian meals for three meals from today, and you can only eat a small amount of meat for one meal in seven days."
"Ah? Doctor, how much is that little?"
"Up to two pieces of meat. If you want to eat meat, you can eat fish, but not too much."
For his own happiness, the fat head could only grit his teeth and nod.
"Secondly, the young master has to run around the city twice a day."
"Rounding the city? Doctor, are you sure?"
"determine."
"It was exhausting."
"No, you run slowly, it's okay to spend two laps a day."
"Well, that's fine."
"The third and most important point."
"what."
"Young master must abstain from womanizing, not only recently, but also in the future. You have to remember that men have limitations in this regard. There are only a few times in a lifetime, and you will be gone after you use it up."
"Doctor, when will I be well?"
"One month later, if you come to me, I will naturally have a way to make you heal, but my son, the premise is that within this month, you strictly follow what I say, and I will have nothing to do if you miss one day. Remember, one One month is the best period for treatment, after that, no matter how good my medical skills are, I can't cure you."
The fat head and big ears nodded heavily. From what she looked like, she would definitely do what she said.
I’m so sorry today. I went to Hangzhou for a trip, and when I got home, I cooked and cooked. The air conditioner at home broke down and I asked someone to repair it. My father’s phone broke down and went to buy a new one. I just came back and planned to play King of Kings quietly. , the result was called to eat, and I forgot after eating, covering my face...
(End of this chapter)
The fat head and big ears had no choice but to tell all about his illness.
"Master, I don't know what's going on. It was fine the day before yesterday, but it stopped working last night."
"What's wrong?"
"That's it, doctor, why don't you understand?"
Just kidding, she, Ye Lingxi, has been practicing medicine for many years, and she has never seen any scenes. He has never used the man thing, but I don't know how many times I have seen it.
That's right, she did it on purpose, to make this fat head and big ears feel ashamed, so as to achieve her ultimate goal.
"I'm sorry son, I really don't understand what you are talking about. Is it the arm or the leg?"
If it's a leg, which leg?
Fat-headed and big-eared always felt that the doctor was teasing him on purpose, but she didn't ask any questions, so she had to obediently reply: "It's just that the man's place is bad, now you understand."
Ye Lingxi suddenly realized and nodded: "I understand."
"Doctor, I have seen a lot of doctors, but they all said it can't be cured. Do you think it can be cured?"
Ye Lingxi hissed, and said earnestly: "There is a saying, I don't know if I should say it or not."
"Sir, tell me."
"Master, do you often have sex with women?"
"What, does it matter?"
"My lord doesn't know that the number of times a man has sex with a woman is limited. Of course, some men will have more, and some men will have less. You may have used too much, too much."
These words frightened the fat head and big ears. If he used it too much, wouldn't he not be able to use it in the future? Then what is the difference between him alive and an eunuch?
"Doctor, I'm still young, why did I overuse it?"
"Excuse me, son, you should never exercise, and you eat and eat every day."
"How does the doctor know?"
The corners of Ye Lingxi's mouth twitched. If he is stupid, you can tell just by looking at his oily face and fat head.
"It can be seen from the face."
"The doctor is really good, those quack doctors in the city can't say such a thing."
That is, how could she fool them.
"Doctor, is there nothing I can do about my problem?"
"There are ways, but you need the cooperation of the young master."
"The doctor really has a way. You say what you say, as long as you say, I will do whatever you want me to do."
"Okay, young master, you have to listen clearly. First, young master will eat vegetarian meals for three meals from today, and you can only eat a small amount of meat for one meal in seven days."
"Ah? Doctor, how much is that little?"
"Up to two pieces of meat. If you want to eat meat, you can eat fish, but not too much."
For his own happiness, the fat head could only grit his teeth and nod.
"Secondly, the young master has to run around the city twice a day."
"Rounding the city? Doctor, are you sure?"
"determine."
"It was exhausting."
"No, you run slowly, it's okay to spend two laps a day."
"Well, that's fine."
"The third and most important point."
"what."
"Young master must abstain from womanizing, not only recently, but also in the future. You have to remember that men have limitations in this regard. There are only a few times in a lifetime, and you will be gone after you use it up."
"Doctor, when will I be well?"
"One month later, if you come to me, I will naturally have a way to make you heal, but my son, the premise is that within this month, you strictly follow what I say, and I will have nothing to do if you miss one day. Remember, one One month is the best period for treatment, after that, no matter how good my medical skills are, I can't cure you."
The fat head and big ears nodded heavily. From what she looked like, she would definitely do what she said.
I’m so sorry today. I went to Hangzhou for a trip, and when I got home, I cooked and cooked. The air conditioner at home broke down and I asked someone to repair it. My father’s phone broke down and went to buy a new one. I just came back and planned to play King of Kings quietly. , the result was called to eat, and I forgot after eating, covering my face...
(End of this chapter)
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