Sturdy and pretty daughter-in-law Shanlihan

Chapter 1059 My husband sympathizes with you

Nirmala is dumb, Xiao Yuchuan really thinks that she is screwing her to death.

She looked depressed.

The third brother is too strong in that aspect, it's really too much!

Damn, born by the same mother, why is the third brother better than the second brother?The reason why I say this is because before the yard partition wall of my second elder brother's house was built, I never saw Li Rong'er 'working hard' so much that she couldn't get off the ground.

Obviously, her third brother is even stronger.

"Daughter-in-law, I'll hug you!" Xiao Yuchuan was very satisfied with a smile on his face. Seeing his signature smile, he could even open a restaurant to pick up customers...

"Ahem..." She coughed, mocking secretly, she is really hurt, and she is not short of money, how can she let her man pick up the guests, isn't she?
"Daughter-in-law, what are you thinking?" Xiao Yuchuan had sharp eyes, "Why is your expression so wretched?"

She cleared her throat and said seriously, "Will you? I'm such a serious person. Even if I tell you dirty jokes seriously, I won't blink."

"Really?" He looked curious, "Daughter-in-law, you still tell dirty jokes?"

"Hmm." She looked arrogant.At least women in this era don't know it, and even if they do, no one says, "Do you want to listen?"

"I want to listen!" He said seriously.

"Then I'll start talking." She opened her lips and said, "A long time ago, there was a eunuch who prayed to the Buddha every day, asking the Buddha to fulfill one of his wishes. The Buddha was moved by his sincerity and asked him What is needed. The eunuch said excitedly, 'I need a j-eight'! So, the great Buddha left angrily."

After finishing speaking, she laughed loudly.

Seeing that Xiao Yuchuan didn't even smile at all, she raised her delicate eyebrows, "Isn't it funny?"

"Funny?" he asked back.

"Isn't it funny?" She snorted, "You don't even know what a handful is, do you?"

"It's just Ding Ding." He said, "I'm still a wife. Listen to me tell you a story about an eunuch."

"Let's tell it then." She wanted to see how beautiful the stories told by the ancients were.

"Listen, I'm going to start talking. I'm sure what I'm talking about is saliva, ecstasy, vivid expressions, passion, ecstasy..." He really looked so vivid that he looked at her handsomely. .

She received the autumn spinach from him and coughed, "Stop talking nonsense and focus on the point."

He turned his back and looked far into the distance, as if he had merged into his thoughts, "A long time ago, in the majestic palace, there was an eunuch in that palace..."

Su Qingyue looked at his deep expression, as if she wanted to tell a beautiful story, so she listened attentively.

He said, standing with his hands behind his back, and walked into the kitchen solemnly.

"Third Brother..." She hurriedly followed, "You haven't finished yet, there is a eunuch in the palace, what about the following?"

He turned around and looked at her incredulously, with an expression of how stupid you are, "Of course the eunuch is gone. Why don't you even know this?"

"I..." She really wanted to greet his mother in a long series of greetings.It's just that they are both married, and his mother is also her mother, so I won't greet my mother.

He patted her on the shoulder sympathetically, "Daughter-in-law, it doesn't matter if you're a little stupid, don't worry, my husband won't despise you."

(End of this chapter)