Sturdy and pretty daughter-in-law Shanlihan

Chapter 1153 Death Test 3
"Could it be that the duck you said can't be eaten?" He was puzzled.

She was a little embarrassed, "It's not right to say you can't eat it, you can. See how the meaning of 'eat' is used."

"I don't understand..." He was really at a loss.

She simply said, "Don't you have prostitutes here? Modern people say it is an antonym, except that ducks are male."

"..." He finally understood what his wife was talking about this time, he grabbed her dissatisfied, and was so angry that he said, "Daughter-in-law, you actually want me to sell myself?"

She was not hurt at all by him, and she glanced at him, "Third brother has thick eyebrows and straight nose, handsome facial features, and you can make the dead alive. I believe that if you are willing to 'sell', many girls are willing to sell big." The price is yours."

Xiao Yuchuan was praised happily for the first two half sentences, but was too angry to laugh at the last three half sentences, "Su Qingyue, are you really willing to 'sell' your husband?"

"Of course I don't want to..."

He was happy to hear that, and she added, "I won't give you the money you 'sold'."

He almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, "Daughter-in-law, Zhu Daqi is dead, you haven't found out yet, your husband-in-law, I'm about to be mad at you to death."

"There is a wall where you want to die." She pointed to the wall of the firewood room, "If you don't cherish life, don't live wasting air."

"You're alive, I'm not willing to die." He insisted, with a serious face, "Don't say anything about making me sell myself in the future, otherwise..."

"Otherwise what?" She, Su Qingyue, was not threatened.

He narrowed his eyes slightly, and his voice almost burst out angrily, "I'll rape you right in front of the corpse, jealous of living him!"

"..." She was silent for a while, "I was defeated by Xiao Yuchuan, a cheap man. It's alright, alright, your current market price is not high, so I won't sell you. I'll let you go when you run out of money Sell……"

Seeing that the top of his head was smoking with anger, and his eyes were about to burst out and strangle her, she changed her words, "I mean, someday you will be short of money and let you sell things, are you so stingy? Not willing to make money?"

"Daughter-in-law, I found that after you came up from the cold pool, your brain has become more clever than before." He used to make her suffocate, but now it's overwhelmed.

She said seriously, "This is called Feng Shui turns. I become smart, and you become stupid."

"Have it?"

"Yes, I fell stupid."

"Daughter-in-law, if I'm stupid someday, will you still want me?" He asked with a smile, his neat white teeth gleaming.

"No. If you are stupid, I will throw you away."

"No." He was anxious.

"I mean I don't want you."

"I mean don't want me..." He changed his words with a serious face, "Don't want me, no matter what the circumstances!"

"Okay, the dead body is really pissing us off." Su Qingyue put on two gloves, her expression was not serious, "Third brother, I will teach you an autopsy now. First check the clothes, blood, body length, The appearance of death... You see, this corpse is so fat, it must have eaten well when it was alive."

As she spoke, she opened the mouth of the corpse with gloves on, "You must wear a condom when you touch the corpse, otherwise fingerprints will be left on the corpse, and people will think you killed it."

"Oh." He imitated honestly, "No wonder my daughter-in-law has to prepare... condoms, daughter-in-law, are you talking about gloves?"

"Otherwise?" She rolled his eyes at him, "Don't you think it's a BI-pregnancy-condom?" It hasn't been invented yet in this era.

"What is a Yun condom?"

She prevaricated impatiently, "It's just special gloves."

(End of this chapter)