Sturdy and pretty daughter-in-law Shanlihan
Chapter 487 Qinghe Calls His Wife 2
Chapter 487
She glanced at him, "What are you doing here?"
"There are so many things to wash, of course I'm here to help." He chuckled, "Daughter-in-law, take a rest, I'll do the washing."
"Do you have strength?"
"Even if you don't have the strength, it's okay to slow down and wash slowly."
"That's up to you." She said lightly, "Sit still, your hands are soft and your feet are soft, don't fall into the pot of pigs."
He had to use both hands to hold a pair of heavy sinks, "I can't guarantee it, daughter-in-law. There is pig feces in the pigs' sinks, so your clothes should be lighter..."
"If you plant it, you will be fried together with the pig." She said with a blank expression, "Although I have eaten many kinds of meat, I have never eaten human flesh."
"Daughter-in-law, you are so cruel. Your husband-in-law and I are so handsome..." Junyan leaned in front of her, "Look, look! My handsome face was scratched a few days ago, and you said my face would leave scars. It’s okay to leave scars, you said you would dislike me for having scars, my face is healed now, and I haven’t left any scars, you little liar! You lied to my wounded heart, how can you make up for me?”
"I promise you to eat more pork offal at night."
"That's it? Even if it doesn't smell bad after washing, it doesn't necessarily taste good." He said aggrievedly, "The compensation is too small. Should I ask for more compensation?"
She rolled his eyes at him, "Xiao Yuchuan, why are you so thick-skinned?"
"I learned it from my wife."
"..." Three crows flew over her forehead, "Do I look like a thick-skinned person?"
"Not like." He shook his head.
"That's it, it's up to me."
"Daughter-in-law, you are simply a thick-skinned person."
"Dare to accuse me..." She picked up the pig's intestines and pulled them straight into a string, "Are you looking for strangulation?"
The intestines were getting closer and closer, and they were about to wrap around his neck. He yelled, "No, daughter-in-law, I don't want to be the first person in this village to be strangled to death by pig intestines!"
"You are allowed to choose a way to die."
"Daughter-in-law is so kind, so I'll choose..." He grinned, his gleaming white teeth glistening in the sun, "I want to die on my daughter-in-law, press my daughter-in-law down, and become one with her, death is better than death Immortals, death must be happy!"
"Damn it!" She couldn't help swearing.
"Daughter-in-law, you keep spouting some self-invented, incomprehensible bullshit. Fortunately, you explained this sentence, otherwise I would have to listen to the bible again. I don't understand, I want to have fun on you What does it have to do with grass, mud, and horses?" He sighed, his face full of grievances, "Also, you asked me to say it yourself, and I said it, and you look like a cannibal Son……"
It seemed that she really asked him to say it, she pulled out a smile without a smile on her face, "How can I eat people? I am such a gentle person."
"Daughter-in-law, do you have anything to do with tenderness?"
She turned pale, "Where is it not sticking?"
"You were about to cook and I ate it just now..." He saw her put the pig intestine 'rope' into the basin to wash, and approached her without fear of death, "Daughter-in-law, it's better, don't cook it. Eat it raw, eat it." Live? Eat mine..."
"Quick wash!"
"Oh." He leaned his whole body against her while washing the pig's intestines, "Daughter-in-law, the pig's intestines smell so good, you smell so good..."
"Don't lean on me!" She glared at him sideways.
Unexpectedly, he was leaning against her, but also turned to look at her, and their lips brushed against each other instantly.
The hearts of the two of them rose to their throats instantly, as if they were about to jump out of their throats.
(End of this chapter)
She glanced at him, "What are you doing here?"
"There are so many things to wash, of course I'm here to help." He chuckled, "Daughter-in-law, take a rest, I'll do the washing."
"Do you have strength?"
"Even if you don't have the strength, it's okay to slow down and wash slowly."
"That's up to you." She said lightly, "Sit still, your hands are soft and your feet are soft, don't fall into the pot of pigs."
He had to use both hands to hold a pair of heavy sinks, "I can't guarantee it, daughter-in-law. There is pig feces in the pigs' sinks, so your clothes should be lighter..."
"If you plant it, you will be fried together with the pig." She said with a blank expression, "Although I have eaten many kinds of meat, I have never eaten human flesh."
"Daughter-in-law, you are so cruel. Your husband-in-law and I are so handsome..." Junyan leaned in front of her, "Look, look! My handsome face was scratched a few days ago, and you said my face would leave scars. It’s okay to leave scars, you said you would dislike me for having scars, my face is healed now, and I haven’t left any scars, you little liar! You lied to my wounded heart, how can you make up for me?”
"I promise you to eat more pork offal at night."
"That's it? Even if it doesn't smell bad after washing, it doesn't necessarily taste good." He said aggrievedly, "The compensation is too small. Should I ask for more compensation?"
She rolled his eyes at him, "Xiao Yuchuan, why are you so thick-skinned?"
"I learned it from my wife."
"..." Three crows flew over her forehead, "Do I look like a thick-skinned person?"
"Not like." He shook his head.
"That's it, it's up to me."
"Daughter-in-law, you are simply a thick-skinned person."
"Dare to accuse me..." She picked up the pig's intestines and pulled them straight into a string, "Are you looking for strangulation?"
The intestines were getting closer and closer, and they were about to wrap around his neck. He yelled, "No, daughter-in-law, I don't want to be the first person in this village to be strangled to death by pig intestines!"
"You are allowed to choose a way to die."
"Daughter-in-law is so kind, so I'll choose..." He grinned, his gleaming white teeth glistening in the sun, "I want to die on my daughter-in-law, press my daughter-in-law down, and become one with her, death is better than death Immortals, death must be happy!"
"Damn it!" She couldn't help swearing.
"Daughter-in-law, you keep spouting some self-invented, incomprehensible bullshit. Fortunately, you explained this sentence, otherwise I would have to listen to the bible again. I don't understand, I want to have fun on you What does it have to do with grass, mud, and horses?" He sighed, his face full of grievances, "Also, you asked me to say it yourself, and I said it, and you look like a cannibal Son……"
It seemed that she really asked him to say it, she pulled out a smile without a smile on her face, "How can I eat people? I am such a gentle person."
"Daughter-in-law, do you have anything to do with tenderness?"
She turned pale, "Where is it not sticking?"
"You were about to cook and I ate it just now..." He saw her put the pig intestine 'rope' into the basin to wash, and approached her without fear of death, "Daughter-in-law, it's better, don't cook it. Eat it raw, eat it." Live? Eat mine..."
"Quick wash!"
"Oh." He leaned his whole body against her while washing the pig's intestines, "Daughter-in-law, the pig's intestines smell so good, you smell so good..."
"Don't lean on me!" She glared at him sideways.
Unexpectedly, he was leaning against her, but also turned to look at her, and their lips brushed against each other instantly.
The hearts of the two of them rose to their throats instantly, as if they were about to jump out of their throats.
(End of this chapter)
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