Sturdy and pretty daughter-in-law Shanlihan

Chapter 813

She was furious, "Open your mouth if you say so, get the hell out of here!"

He squinted at her, "Daughter-in-law, if you don't open your mouth, you should open your legs? I've wanted to be with you for a long time..."

Snapped!She slapped it away.

The loud slap made his eyes shine, but he was not angry at all, but with a nonchalant expression, and said, "Daughter-in-law, you hit me again!"

He grabbed her hand and breathed hard, "Daughter-in-law, my husband has a thick skin, does it hurt?"

She looked at him wordlessly for a second, "You were beaten stupid, weren't you?"

"Anyway, I've slapped myself and you for you. It's almost two slaps." He grinned and showed his gleaming white teeth, "As long as you're happy."

"You really deserve a beating!"

"You just know."

She looked at his cheerful look, and a warm current flowed through her heart.Suddenly, he felt that the third brother was so stingy, and had always been so angry that her seven orifices were smoking, but now he actually felt that this was also one of his strengths.

"Daughter-in-law, what are you looking at?" He waved his hand in front of her eyes.

Looking at his handsome features, she might feel that he has some merits, so she suddenly fell in love with him a little bit.

She turned her eyes away uncomfortably, and looked up at the sky, "I see a crow flying by in the sky."

He followed her gaze, "Daughter-in-law, how can there be?"

She stared at him fixedly, "Isn't the crow right in front of you?"

"In front of me, where is it?" He looked around for a while, and suddenly realized, he said bitterly, "Daughter-in-law, you said that I am a crow's mouth..."

She patted him on the shoulder, "A child can be taught."

After all, she looked like an old pedant, and walked towards...the hut with her hands behind her back.

He followed behind her, "Daughter-in-law, I'm already literate. The ruzi you mentioned means son, and I'm your husband-in-law. You can't just use idioms."

"Are there five characters in an idiom?" She asked back.Do you think this sentence is familiar?
Thinking about it, she used to say that the third brother "sees people as low as a dog's eyes", and the third brother also said that she used idioms indiscriminately.

He also paused, as if remembering the past, he smiled happily, "My daughter-in-law thinks that the five-character word is an idiom, so it must be an idiom."

She gave him a supercilious look, "Slick tongue."

He stuck his tongue out of his mouth and said inarticulately, "You licked it, how do you know my tongue is slippery? It's actually very rough, do you want to lick it?"

"Get lost!" She quickened her steps angrily, walked to a 'small house' in the backyard, stopped, and glared at him, "Why are you following me?"

He smiled, "I just like to follow you."

She pointed to the 'small room', "I'm going to squat."

He blinked, "I know."

"Knowing that you still don't hurry up?" She asked suspiciously, "You don't understand what it means to squat in a hole, do you?"

"Daughter-in-law is going to shit."

Three black lines immediately appeared on her forehead, "I want to pee!"

"Oh." He nodded, and opened the door of the latrine for her, and a foul smell came out, "Daughter-in-law, please come in. Do you want me to go in and accompany you?"

She walked in gracefully, turned around and looked at him who followed, "What are you doing here!"

"You didn't say you didn't want me to accompany you. I thought you were afraid of smell and wanted me to accompany you..."

"Thank you, third brother, let's go out first."

He said cheekily, "I want to pee too. There is a pit and a bucket. You can do both. If you trick me, why don't we go together?"

(End of this chapter)