Sturdy and pretty daughter-in-law Shanlihan

Chapter 863 Third Brother, You Are Not Stupid
With that, she handed him a key.

He played with the key in his hand, "Daughter-in-law, you are so kind. You wanted to poison me before, but now you are so kind to me."

She rolled her eyes, "Who wants to poison you to death? I just said that casually, and you drank the poison like crazy."

He looked aggrieved, "How dare I not do what you asked my husband to do?"

She raised her eyebrows, "Are you sympathetic or am I wrong?"

He hurriedly helped her to beat her shoulder, "My wife is right. How could my precious daughter-in-law do something wrong? If she is wrong, it must be my fault..."

She scoffed, "Dog legs!"

"Hey..." He chuckled, his gleaming white teeth almost blinding her.

She looked at his teeth jealously, "Third brother, why are your teeth so white? Did you use some secret recipe? Tell me and listen."

"No." He said, "I used to clean my teeth with water, sometimes with a little salt. After you made the mud toothpaste, I have been using mud toothpaste."

"Really?"

"You can't lie to your wife if you lie to anyone."

She muttered, "Second brother and fourth brother also use the same method to clean their teeth, and they have never seen their teeth as white as yours."

"That's true." Xiao Yuchuan stroked his chin, "Many people in the village with rotten teeth think I have a secret recipe for teeth cleaning. I really don't have one, I'm born with it."

"I don't know how your Xiao family's genes grew, but your teeth are white." She couldn't help cursing 'fuck', and it was still neat and white, making her always want to pull out his teeth.

"Daughter-in-law, what is a gene?"

"Gene is the basic structure and performance that supports life. The reproduction of life and all life phenomena are related to genes. It is also an internal factor that determines the health of life..." She said a long list in modern professional terms, At the end, he said, "You won't understand such a complicated question."

He raised his thick eyebrows, "Isn't it that the semen of a man and the semen of a woman form the quality of a child, and then life, old age, sickness and death are all related to the genetic quality. Daughter-in-law, why do you have to make it so complicated for such a simple question?"

"..." The fucking bastard spoke the vernacular without any mistakes.She was choked up, her sense of professional superiority was blown away, and she snorted coldly, "Third Brother, are you really stupid?"

"You just know." He looked at the key in his hand, "It's like this key is redundant. As long as you allow me to enter this pharmacy, it doesn't matter whether you have the key or not."

"Oh?"

He scratched his head, "Daughter-in-law, I don't have any other skills. I'm the fastest at picking locks. I can open ordinary locks in one go."

She looked at him in disbelief.

"If you don't believe me, come here, let me try to show you." He walked to the door of the room, took off the lock, walked up to her, closed the lock, pulled out a thin wire from the hair band on the top of his head, and inserted it into the lock. , into the keyhole, and opened the lock in a few strokes.

Two words came out of her mouth, "Unlocking the lock so quickly, a professional hidden wire... a thief."

His face turned bitter, "Daughter-in-law, I was wronged. I don't steal anything, but after a few years, I picked up things and walked around villages and alleys. I saw some old locksmiths repairing and unlocking locks. I remembered the method and opened a lock." The lock is very simple. The iron wire is put in the hair band and fixed to make the hair more stylish. Didn’t you find that the hair is also tied with a square cloth on the top of the head, and my hair looks better?”

(End of this chapter)