Mr. Xiang, your doctor's wife is a little poisonous
Chapter 148 Fart
Chapter 148 Fart (2)
The man hiding in the dark folded his arms and floated towards the still doorway. Looking inside from the broken doorway, he could only see the small crisp bamboo forest and a green stubble planted next to it. of radish seedlings.
This Song Wanzhi seems to be able to hold his breath.A girl who is only 16 years old has such a heart. I really don't know how she was raised in the countryside.
However, the little girl is still a little tender, thinking that as long as she ignores her, she will get through it safely?Heh, Murong Ying and Murong Ying are already ready to give up. Tomorrow, there will be two corpses lying here. At that time, little girl, do you still want to clean them up?
Time passed slowly, the wailing and scolding of the Murong brothers and sisters became more and more presumptuous, and the people's discussions became louder and louder. At this time, suddenly, the broken half-side door creaked and then snapped. Completely collapsed.
Everyone was stunned: People came out? !
But the door was wide open, and when one glanced at it, one could only see patches of green bamboos. Where did they come from?
Everyone looked back silently: Hey, it turns out there's nothing wrong.
But at this moment, someone called out: "Hey, a fox!"
Only then did everyone turn their eyes, and saw a fist-sized white ball passing through the green bamboo slab, slowly walking out with a beautiful big tail swaying.
Xiaobai's heart is melancholy: Damn it!Lord came out so beautifully and noblely, so many of you didn't see it? !
Xiaobai stood in front of everyone.
It shook its big tail, and then fell into a small ball in front of Murong Ying and Murong Ying.
The little fox was so beautiful and cute, so the two brothers and sisters couldn't help but shut up and take another look.
Then, Xiao Bai stretched out his foot, and lightly pressed Murong Ying's foot.
Then, Murong Ying suddenly yelled "ah", and jumped up from the wheelchair with a "swipe"!
A girl's voice sounded from the back of the crowd: "Hey, it's not that his hamstring was picked, how could he still stand up?!"
Murong Ying froze there immediately, but in a moment, he fell to the ground again with a "slap".
The little girl's voice sounded again: "Why did he fall down as soon as I said it?"
The onlookers immediately started discussing enthusiastically, and then an uncle said: "I didn't expect this! It seems that the Murong brothers and sisters are pretending. They came here deliberately to blackmail Ms. Song Wanzhi! They can still walk and move , but you have to pretend to be like that!"
"That's right! Hmph, it seems that being hurt by that girl Xiao Ye just now must have been an act!"
"Oh, what a shame!"
……
The public opinion turned around in an instant. The premise of everyone standing on the side of the Murong brothers and sisters was that they were useless and pitiful, but if this misery was just pretending, then everyone immediately felt that they had been greatly deceived.
The man hiding in the dark immediately turned dark: what's going on? !How could they possibly stand up even though they had already been stretched? !
Xiaobai shook his tail proudly, hum, who is it?It's a noob!Could it be hard to get this kid to stand up all at once?joke? !
The surrounding sounds came to the ears of Murong Ying and Murong Ying, the two brothers and sisters, and their expressions also looked bad.
As soon as Murong Ying gritted her teeth, she cursed: "Song Wanzhi, they are bullying! They are bullying!"
The little girl's voice sounded again: "Bullying you?! Could it be that little fox bullying you?! If you want to frame her, you have to see it! I have heard that your Murong family is shameless, and now I really know it. arrive!"
Following this voice, people started talking again in an instant.
"That's right, this Murong Ying beat people to death before, maybe now he's trying to beat Miss Wanzhi."
"Hmph, how shameless!"
……
Murong Ying's and Murong Ying's faces turned blue and white for a while, and they couldn't speak anymore.
Xiaobai wagged his tail and glanced at these two idiots: Hmph, you dare to trip up my future mistress, I really don't want to live at all!And the most unforgivable thing is that, with such an ugly face, how dare she come out and hurt the eyes of the Lord? !
Xiaobai looked at them with distaste, and finally couldn't think about it, then jumped up and pointed his butt at them.
inhale...
Breathe in again...
take another breath...
Xiaoye cooked a lot of broad beans last night, and it ate a bit too much.
Xiao Ye, who was dressed as a little girl, hid behind the crowd, watching Xiao Bai's belly writhe constantly, it was a bit strange.
What is this little guy doing?
No one noticed the little fox, they were scolding the two brothers and sisters.
And at this time, a sound of "噗——" sounded.
The sound shook the mountains and rivers!
Xiaobai, I slapped a fart.
The two brothers and sisters, Murong Ying and Murong Ying, who had bad complexions, froze immediately, and then, their complexions seemed to have mixed all the colors, and instantly distorted!
Then, the person next to him "swipe" back three steps!
In this world, there is such an extremely smelly smell.
Everyone looked at Murong Ying and Murong Ying in admiration: "You two can't run away, you really have thick skins, you can't bear what ordinary people can't bear!"
Just when everyone was admiring in their hearts, there was only a "bang", and Murong Ying and Murong Ying fell to the ground directly, motionless.
Um, fainted.
Crowd: ...
Xiaobai pouted his little butt triumphantly, and shook his beautiful big tail.
But when it pouted its butt, everyone was on guard for a moment, "swiped" and then took three big steps back!
Xiaobai bared his teeth, angry!
Damn!It's rare to see a fart in a hundred years, how dare you hide? !Damn, do you know how powerful the Lord is?Back then, it was used to fight against those people in the Brightness Realm. If you can smell it, it is a great honor, okay? !
Ordinary people, I still don't let it smell!
I hate Mao!Ahhh!
(End of this chapter)
The man hiding in the dark folded his arms and floated towards the still doorway. Looking inside from the broken doorway, he could only see the small crisp bamboo forest and a green stubble planted next to it. of radish seedlings.
This Song Wanzhi seems to be able to hold his breath.A girl who is only 16 years old has such a heart. I really don't know how she was raised in the countryside.
However, the little girl is still a little tender, thinking that as long as she ignores her, she will get through it safely?Heh, Murong Ying and Murong Ying are already ready to give up. Tomorrow, there will be two corpses lying here. At that time, little girl, do you still want to clean them up?
Time passed slowly, the wailing and scolding of the Murong brothers and sisters became more and more presumptuous, and the people's discussions became louder and louder. At this time, suddenly, the broken half-side door creaked and then snapped. Completely collapsed.
Everyone was stunned: People came out? !
But the door was wide open, and when one glanced at it, one could only see patches of green bamboos. Where did they come from?
Everyone looked back silently: Hey, it turns out there's nothing wrong.
But at this moment, someone called out: "Hey, a fox!"
Only then did everyone turn their eyes, and saw a fist-sized white ball passing through the green bamboo slab, slowly walking out with a beautiful big tail swaying.
Xiaobai's heart is melancholy: Damn it!Lord came out so beautifully and noblely, so many of you didn't see it? !
Xiaobai stood in front of everyone.
It shook its big tail, and then fell into a small ball in front of Murong Ying and Murong Ying.
The little fox was so beautiful and cute, so the two brothers and sisters couldn't help but shut up and take another look.
Then, Xiao Bai stretched out his foot, and lightly pressed Murong Ying's foot.
Then, Murong Ying suddenly yelled "ah", and jumped up from the wheelchair with a "swipe"!
A girl's voice sounded from the back of the crowd: "Hey, it's not that his hamstring was picked, how could he still stand up?!"
Murong Ying froze there immediately, but in a moment, he fell to the ground again with a "slap".
The little girl's voice sounded again: "Why did he fall down as soon as I said it?"
The onlookers immediately started discussing enthusiastically, and then an uncle said: "I didn't expect this! It seems that the Murong brothers and sisters are pretending. They came here deliberately to blackmail Ms. Song Wanzhi! They can still walk and move , but you have to pretend to be like that!"
"That's right! Hmph, it seems that being hurt by that girl Xiao Ye just now must have been an act!"
"Oh, what a shame!"
……
The public opinion turned around in an instant. The premise of everyone standing on the side of the Murong brothers and sisters was that they were useless and pitiful, but if this misery was just pretending, then everyone immediately felt that they had been greatly deceived.
The man hiding in the dark immediately turned dark: what's going on? !How could they possibly stand up even though they had already been stretched? !
Xiaobai shook his tail proudly, hum, who is it?It's a noob!Could it be hard to get this kid to stand up all at once?joke? !
The surrounding sounds came to the ears of Murong Ying and Murong Ying, the two brothers and sisters, and their expressions also looked bad.
As soon as Murong Ying gritted her teeth, she cursed: "Song Wanzhi, they are bullying! They are bullying!"
The little girl's voice sounded again: "Bullying you?! Could it be that little fox bullying you?! If you want to frame her, you have to see it! I have heard that your Murong family is shameless, and now I really know it. arrive!"
Following this voice, people started talking again in an instant.
"That's right, this Murong Ying beat people to death before, maybe now he's trying to beat Miss Wanzhi."
"Hmph, how shameless!"
……
Murong Ying's and Murong Ying's faces turned blue and white for a while, and they couldn't speak anymore.
Xiaobai wagged his tail and glanced at these two idiots: Hmph, you dare to trip up my future mistress, I really don't want to live at all!And the most unforgivable thing is that, with such an ugly face, how dare she come out and hurt the eyes of the Lord? !
Xiaobai looked at them with distaste, and finally couldn't think about it, then jumped up and pointed his butt at them.
inhale...
Breathe in again...
take another breath...
Xiaoye cooked a lot of broad beans last night, and it ate a bit too much.
Xiao Ye, who was dressed as a little girl, hid behind the crowd, watching Xiao Bai's belly writhe constantly, it was a bit strange.
What is this little guy doing?
No one noticed the little fox, they were scolding the two brothers and sisters.
And at this time, a sound of "噗——" sounded.
The sound shook the mountains and rivers!
Xiaobai, I slapped a fart.
The two brothers and sisters, Murong Ying and Murong Ying, who had bad complexions, froze immediately, and then, their complexions seemed to have mixed all the colors, and instantly distorted!
Then, the person next to him "swipe" back three steps!
In this world, there is such an extremely smelly smell.
Everyone looked at Murong Ying and Murong Ying in admiration: "You two can't run away, you really have thick skins, you can't bear what ordinary people can't bear!"
Just when everyone was admiring in their hearts, there was only a "bang", and Murong Ying and Murong Ying fell to the ground directly, motionless.
Um, fainted.
Crowd: ...
Xiaobai pouted his little butt triumphantly, and shook his beautiful big tail.
But when it pouted its butt, everyone was on guard for a moment, "swiped" and then took three big steps back!
Xiaobai bared his teeth, angry!
Damn!It's rare to see a fart in a hundred years, how dare you hide? !Damn, do you know how powerful the Lord is?Back then, it was used to fight against those people in the Brightness Realm. If you can smell it, it is a great honor, okay? !
Ordinary people, I still don't let it smell!
I hate Mao!Ahhh!
(End of this chapter)
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