Huafanchunzhengming

Chapter 85 Again (2)

Chonghua lowered his eyes, and said very coldly: "How long will I take care of you, I can't give you a clear answer for the time being.

Let's put it this way, until the situation in the palace stabilizes, or until I have a queen.

Every year of taking care of him is equivalent to three years of service. "

Zhong Weiwei began to count with his fingers again: "One year is three years, and the 30-year service period will take care of him for a total of 12 years...

Ah, no, not so much, ten years is too long. "

She objected: "It's too little. I will be 30 years old in ten years and I will become an old aunt. If I want to marry, I either have to marry someone who is much younger than me, or I can only marry someone who is much younger than me. At a disadvantage, it will take at least one year to five years or something..."

Still thinking about getting married?
A cold light flashed in Chonghua's eyes: "You mean, it will take ten years for me to stabilize the situation in the palace? Or, it will take ten years for me to have a queen?
Zhong Weiwei, it was you who said that even if you can't be a husband and wife, you should be a monarch and a minister, and now you are cursing that I don't have a queen?Your mind is too small, right? "

This is really a scapegoat anytime and anywhere, Zhong Weiwei was full of resentment: "How dare a humble minister curse your majesty? Isn't it just a matter of saying that you want to be a queen? Why are you talking about this? I'm talking about taking care of that nobleman for a year. Five years! Otherwise, I will quit!"

"Don't push yourself too hard, or you can do it day by day!" Chonghua stared at her fiercely, his whole body exuding air-conditioning.

"A king must convince others with reason and virtue, and he must keep his word, otherwise no one will give his life."

Zhong Weiwei straightened her chest and stiffened her neck, refusing to budge an inch: "Your Majesty picks up your spittle and eats it, and I don't care about it."

Chonghua slapped the table hard: "Three and a half years, if you dare to bargain again, you can eat steamed buns and porridge! People still look at it the same way!"

And it rhymes!
Zhong Weiwei also stared at him fiercely. In order to vent her anger, she picked up the jug in front of him, pointed her mouth to the spout, and drank the whole jug of old wine provocatively.

Mad at me?I drank all your good wine!

Chonghua stared at her expressionlessly, neither caring nor caring.

It wasn't until she finished drinking the wine that she pushed another jug ​​away: "If you have the ability, you drink up this too."

"It's just a trifle!" Zhong Weiwei snatched it viciously, and drank half of the pot again.

Suddenly remembering, he put down the jug heavily, and said viciously: "You want to get drunk and make me look ugly? I won't be fooled!"

Actually found out.

Chonghua was very regretful, and remained expressionless: "Zhong Weiwei, if you take care of him for one year to deduct three and a half years of service, how many years will you take care of for 30 years of service?"

Zhong Weiwei put down the jug, and counted wildly with his fingers.

The more he calculated, the more he couldn't figure it out, his eyes became dizzy, a thin layer of sweat dripped from the tip of his forehead and nose, and the pink color on his face became more and more intense.

Chonghua propped his chin, looked at her with drunken eyes and panicked madness with satisfaction, and then said leisurely:
"Can't you figure it out? I said earlier that you are a fool, born with little strings, timid and cowardly."

Jiu Zhuang was timid, Zhong Weiwei suddenly stood up, leaned over and approached him.

Breathing, blowing the soft breath with the smell of wine onto his face: "Second idiot, don't think it's great to be an emperor, don't think it's great to be good-looking, don't think it's great to be good at math, tell you, I I just don't like you, I just hate you!
Petty and selfish, domineering and shameless, unworthy of words, treacherous, bullying honest people!
It's amazing that you have a lover?As long as I'm looking for it, I'm not short of it! "

Chonghua turned cold: "Zhong Weiwei, are you drunk? Do you know what nonsense you are talking about?"

Zhong Weiwei just felt that it was so comfortable and refreshing to finally say the words hidden in his heart.

The more she talked, the more complacent she became: "Why give me a chance to ask a question, don't you just want me to ask about that woman? I just don't ask! Why don't you ask?
Because I don't like you, I never thought of marrying you, so what does it matter to me?Let alone a woman, ten or eight are none of my business.

You can find whoever you like, I don't care, I'm Tongshi, Tongshi who arranges such things for you, when did you see that I care? "

Chonghua couldn't bear it anymore, his eyes spewed fire, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Zhong Weiwei, don't pretend to be crazy with wine..."

Before he could finish speaking, Zhong Weiwei had already picked up the jug and poured the wine on his head: "Also, what a waste of history, all your big and small wives are going to die! You are going to die too! Don't delay my marriage! ! There is no shortage of great aunts!"

Chonghua was furious, stood up suddenly, grabbed Zhong Weiwei by the collar, picked her up like an eagle catching a chicken, and strode in.

Zhong Weiwei left his feet off the ground, waved his hands wildly, and yelled: "Help, help, the tyrant is so angry that he is about to kill someone..."

A pot of cold water poured down his head, which made Zhong Weiwei shudder, and shook the water on his head vigorously like a puppy, and the drunkenness faded for three or four minutes in an instant.

She slowly raised her head to look at Chonghua, who was holding her collar in one hand and the empty teapot in the other, with cold eyes and a terrifying expression.

Zhong Weiwei coughed, with a blank face: "What happened? Why am I here? Ah! How could I be wet? Could it be that I was drunk just now?"

"Just pretend!" Chonghua sneered, loosened her collar, threw the teapot on the ground, kicked it hard, and strode out.

Zhong Weiwei curled his lips and narrowed his eyes happily.

These words have been hidden in her heart for a long time, and she wanted to hit Chonghua's face for a long time, but she never had a chance to say them, but today she finally said them out, it's really satisfying!
She asked Chonghua loudly: "Your Majesty, there is one more thing I would like to ask Your Majesty to clarify. Dare I ask if Your Majesty stayed at Xicui Palace last night, and did you visit Concubine Lu Xian?"

What answered her was the cracking sound of porcelain smashing hard on the ground.

Her job is to make him unhappy!

Zhong Weiwei happily grabbed Chonghua's handkerchief, wiped his wet hair and clothes, and walked out solemnly.

Seeing Li Anren hiding in a corner and pretending he didn't exist, he called him over: "Your Majesty has made water all over the place, you need someone to clean it up."

Li Anren said angrily: "Whoever caused it will clean up..."

Zhong Weiwei ignored him and walked away.

Li Anren stomped his feet angrily, he could neither drag Zhong Weiwei back nor really ignore the mess all over the floor, so he had to swallow his anger and arrange for someone to clean up the ground.

Halfway through packing, I suddenly saw Chonghua striding in angrily, and was so frightened that I quickly fell to my knees: "Your Majesty..."

Seeing Chonghua's eyes turn, as if looking for someone, he asked flatteringly, "Is Your Majesty looking for Zhong Tongshi? She has already left..."

Chonghua cursed furiously: "Which eye of yours saw that I was looking for her? ×&×%×&*#..."

Li Anren: "..."

Your Majesty, you have the ability to scold Zhong Weiwei, what's the point of scolding us?
　In particular, I would like to explain that the last sentence of His Majesty is garbled. It is not that there is a problem with the chapter, but that His Majesty is swearing at people.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)