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Chapter 711 Today, Are You Stinky?

For a moment, the two were stunned at the same time, their eyes widening.

All around, there was silence, only the breathing of the two of them.

"Cough, cough, cough!" It took Gong Jue a while to react, and he began to cough violently, trying to cough up the diamond ring.

"Quick, quick, harder!" Tangtang was frightened, and patted his back vigorously, "Spit it out, spit it out for me!"

Gong Jue coughed for a long time, almost coughing up his lungs, but the diamond ring slipped steadily down his esophagus into his stomach.

"Ah! What should I do! Baby, will I die?" Gong Jue's face was pale, and he patted his chest to catch his breath.

Didn’t Second Sister You in the Dream of the Red Chamber commit suicide by swallowing gold?Would he die faster if he swallowed platinum and diamonds like this?
"No, I won't let you die!" Tangtang thumped him hard on the back a few more times, and when she found it was useless, she took his hand and walked out, "Hurry up, go to the hospital quickly look."

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At the nearest hospital, the doctor conducted a series of detailed examinations on Gong Jue from head to toe.

What X-ray, what B-ultrasound, blood test, urine test...almost all the tests that can be done have been done.

Gong Jue and Tangtang were both angry: "What the hell, I just got something in my stomach, why are you checking my head and feet? And urine test? Why don't you test shit?"

The doctor pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said convincingly: "Oh, anyway, the money is deducted from the medical insurance card. If it doesn't cost nothing, I will give you a free medical examination."

"Damn it! You black heart hospital, are you crazy about money?" Gong Jue couldn't help but swear, grabbing the doctor by the collar and wanting to beat him up, "What the hell, hurry up and help me get the ring come out!"

He's still young, he hasn't married a wife yet, hasn't had sex with Tangtang yet, he doesn't want to die yet!
Tangtang quickly pulled him back: "Honey, don't get excited, sit down, be good."

Only then did Gong Jue sit down and glared at the doctor: "Hurry up! Talk nonsense, I'll find someone to kill you! I'll tear down your hospital, believe it or not!"

The doctor shivered for a while, then pushed his glasses again, and said slowly: "Well, actually. This is very simple. Every day when you go home to stretch your tuba, you should observe the poop to see if there is any poop in it. That's it."

"I wipe? That's it? Are you playing with me?" Gong Jue was excited again, "It's so simple, and you made me do so many checks!"

"If you want to make it more complicated, it's okay. We'll take it out for you right away." The doctor said again without fear of death.

Gong Jue finally couldn't bear it anymore, and waved at the doctor's nose in a circle.

The doctor's glasses flew out, and he knelt on the ground to look for the glasses: "Come on! The patient beat the doctor! Come on!"

The doctor-husband relationship has always been tense.

Tangtang hurriedly dragged Gong Jue, who was still about to hit someone, away before the crowd gathered to watch.Just kidding, it won't be fun if the reporter comes and makes headlines later.

Although, this may be the first time that Gong Jue has made headlines other than sideshow news.

In the next few days, the place that Gong Jue went to the most was the bathroom.

When he had nothing to do, he squatted by the toilet, observing the poop he pulled out.

"It's too big, how do I know if it's in it? Do I need to pick it up with my hands? To feel it?" He pinched his nose and said to himself.

Tangtang calls every day, and the most concerned question is: "Today, are you stinky?"

(End of this chapter)