League of Legends: I really don't want to master all positions
Chapter 1290 Confused Luo Xia
Chapter 1290 Confused Luo Xia (first update)
Hearing Ye Xingli's words, Luo Xia was completely stunned.
Yin Yang Reconciliation
Is it what he understands, the harmony of yin and yang? !
"Mom, are you kidding me?"
After recovering, Luo Xia hurriedly asked.
"I'm not joking, you can recall when Shi Yan's hair started to change." Ye Xingli smiled.
"It turned out to be like this!"
Thinking of the beginning of Lu Shiyan's hair change recently, Su Chunyu couldn't help exclaiming.
She also said this morning that Lu Shiyan's hair should gradually turn ice blue with time, but it doesn't look like that at all.
Lu Shiyan's hair changes every time, it seems that it is after having sex with Luo Xia.
After Su Chunyu, Lu Shiyan quickly figured this out.
Suddenly, red clouds rose on her pretty face, and she blushed to the extreme.
Luo Xia opened his mouth subconsciously, apparently not recovering from all this.
"Auntie, if...or I can cut it off with scissors, it shouldn't matter." Lu Shiyan said with a blushing face.
Ye Xingli smiled slightly, and said, "It's fine, but if I cut off part of my hair and grow it back, it will still be ice blue."
As she said that, she glanced at Lu Shiyan, who had a curvaceous figure, and Ye Xingli's gaze flashed a narrow look.
"Also, if the hair color can't be changed."
Luo Xia hurriedly said, "What will happen if you can't change your hair color?"
"After a period of time, it will cause great damage to the body, and it will also cause the body's immunity to gradually decline." Ye Xingli said.
Hearing her words, Luo Xia couldn't help showing a shocked expression on his face.
Actually, there is such a thing?
After thinking about it, Ye Xingli asked: "Shiyan, when did the two of you first have sex?"
As soon as the words came out, Lu Shiyan's pretty face turned even redder.
Speaking of which, the time is really not short.
But that day has long been deeply imprinted in her mind, and it is impossible for her to forget it.
Soon, she hesitated, and said the date of that day.
Ye Xingli pondered for a while, and said: "It's been about three weeks, that is to say, there is still about a week before a month's time."
"Son, you have to change Shiyan's hair color within a week, otherwise, her body will get worse step by step."
After Ye Xingli finished speaking, Luo Xia didn't recover for a long time.
After a while, he coughed dryly, looked at Lu Shiyan, and said, "Shiyan, why don't we just do what Mom says?"
Lu Shiyan's snowy face was already completely red, and she nodded slightly.
Seeing her promise, Luo Xia said to Ye Xingli: "Mom, what shall we do?"
Ye Xingli said: "The hair color change must be completed within one month from the date of breaking the body, but you probably didn't do anything in the first three weeks, so the time is squeezed into the last week."
"In this case, you have to do it a hundred times in the last week, and each time should not be less than half an hour. Remember not to take safety measures~"
After Ye Xingli finished speaking, Luo Xia was completely dumbfounded.
Even, the brain is completely blank.
Within a week, with Lu Shiyan, do you do it a hundred times?
Each time, at least half an hour? !
Wait, he's not very good at math, how long has it been
Seven days a week, one hundred times, an average of fourteen times a day.
Each time is not less than half an hour, and if calculated according to the minimum time of half an hour, it is seven hours.
Counting the exhaustion of the two of them after tossing, if the two sleep for twelve hours a day, there are still twelve hours left in each day.
Then remove the meal time, rest time, and the interval between each time, each time more than half an hour, the excess time.
What does seven hours mean? It means that the two of them have to do that almost every day except for eating and sleeping!
Not only Luo Xia, Su Chunyu and Lu Shiyan were also completely dumbfounded.
a hundred times a week, this
At this moment, Luo Xia suddenly thought of something, and looked at Ye Xingli's ice-blue long hair with a strange expression on his face.
"Mom, if that's the case, wouldn't you have long ice-blue hair?"
If this is really the way to go, then even if Yu Mantang counted it as a month, he would have to do it with Ye Xingli three times a day on average...
Hearing Luo Xia's words, Ye Xingli's snowy face flushed slightly, and said, "Son, it's not what you think."
"My ice-blue long hair is natural. To be precise, that mask is also made by extracting the genes of my three hairs."
Hearing what Ye Xingli said, Luo Xia reluctantly accepted it.
Glancing at Lu Shiyan, whose pretty face was as blushing as blood, Luo Xia also felt that his face was a bit unstoppable.
Seeing that Yu Mantang hadn't come back, he found an excuse and left with Su Chunyu and Lu Shiyan.
After the three left, after a while, the door of the office was gently pushed open.
It was none other than Yu Mantang who came in.
"Ahem, Xingli, I heard everything you said just now."
Yu Mantang coughed dryly and said, "I know that doing that will speed up the change of that ice-blue hair, but if you don't do it, will your body's immunity really decrease?"
Ye Xingli smiled slightly, and said: "Of course not, at most it will make the hair look black and blue, it doesn't match."
Yu Mantang was stunned, and said, "Then you just now."
Ye Xingli said: "Of course I lied to them. Although the girl named Shi Yan has established a relationship with her precious son, she hasn't completely let go."
"She has a conservative personality, of course she needs to be fueled by other external forces."
Yu Mantang: "."
He didn't expect that what happened just now was just a deliberate deception by Ye Xingli in order to enhance the relationship between Luo Xia and Lu Shiyan.
"Then why do you set a goal of one hundred times a week for them, each time not less than half an hour?" Yu Mantang asked puzzled.
"This question is even simpler."
As he spoke, Ye Xingli gently stroked his crystal clear ice-blue long hair, and gave an answer that made Yu Mantang sweat wildly.
"I want to hug my grandson~"
(End of this chapter)
Hearing Ye Xingli's words, Luo Xia was completely stunned.
Yin Yang Reconciliation
Is it what he understands, the harmony of yin and yang? !
"Mom, are you kidding me?"
After recovering, Luo Xia hurriedly asked.
"I'm not joking, you can recall when Shi Yan's hair started to change." Ye Xingli smiled.
"It turned out to be like this!"
Thinking of the beginning of Lu Shiyan's hair change recently, Su Chunyu couldn't help exclaiming.
She also said this morning that Lu Shiyan's hair should gradually turn ice blue with time, but it doesn't look like that at all.
Lu Shiyan's hair changes every time, it seems that it is after having sex with Luo Xia.
After Su Chunyu, Lu Shiyan quickly figured this out.
Suddenly, red clouds rose on her pretty face, and she blushed to the extreme.
Luo Xia opened his mouth subconsciously, apparently not recovering from all this.
"Auntie, if...or I can cut it off with scissors, it shouldn't matter." Lu Shiyan said with a blushing face.
Ye Xingli smiled slightly, and said, "It's fine, but if I cut off part of my hair and grow it back, it will still be ice blue."
As she said that, she glanced at Lu Shiyan, who had a curvaceous figure, and Ye Xingli's gaze flashed a narrow look.
"Also, if the hair color can't be changed."
Luo Xia hurriedly said, "What will happen if you can't change your hair color?"
"After a period of time, it will cause great damage to the body, and it will also cause the body's immunity to gradually decline." Ye Xingli said.
Hearing her words, Luo Xia couldn't help showing a shocked expression on his face.
Actually, there is such a thing?
After thinking about it, Ye Xingli asked: "Shiyan, when did the two of you first have sex?"
As soon as the words came out, Lu Shiyan's pretty face turned even redder.
Speaking of which, the time is really not short.
But that day has long been deeply imprinted in her mind, and it is impossible for her to forget it.
Soon, she hesitated, and said the date of that day.
Ye Xingli pondered for a while, and said: "It's been about three weeks, that is to say, there is still about a week before a month's time."
"Son, you have to change Shiyan's hair color within a week, otherwise, her body will get worse step by step."
After Ye Xingli finished speaking, Luo Xia didn't recover for a long time.
After a while, he coughed dryly, looked at Lu Shiyan, and said, "Shiyan, why don't we just do what Mom says?"
Lu Shiyan's snowy face was already completely red, and she nodded slightly.
Seeing her promise, Luo Xia said to Ye Xingli: "Mom, what shall we do?"
Ye Xingli said: "The hair color change must be completed within one month from the date of breaking the body, but you probably didn't do anything in the first three weeks, so the time is squeezed into the last week."
"In this case, you have to do it a hundred times in the last week, and each time should not be less than half an hour. Remember not to take safety measures~"
After Ye Xingli finished speaking, Luo Xia was completely dumbfounded.
Even, the brain is completely blank.
Within a week, with Lu Shiyan, do you do it a hundred times?
Each time, at least half an hour? !
Wait, he's not very good at math, how long has it been
Seven days a week, one hundred times, an average of fourteen times a day.
Each time is not less than half an hour, and if calculated according to the minimum time of half an hour, it is seven hours.
Counting the exhaustion of the two of them after tossing, if the two sleep for twelve hours a day, there are still twelve hours left in each day.
Then remove the meal time, rest time, and the interval between each time, each time more than half an hour, the excess time.
What does seven hours mean? It means that the two of them have to do that almost every day except for eating and sleeping!
Not only Luo Xia, Su Chunyu and Lu Shiyan were also completely dumbfounded.
a hundred times a week, this
At this moment, Luo Xia suddenly thought of something, and looked at Ye Xingli's ice-blue long hair with a strange expression on his face.
"Mom, if that's the case, wouldn't you have long ice-blue hair?"
If this is really the way to go, then even if Yu Mantang counted it as a month, he would have to do it with Ye Xingli three times a day on average...
Hearing Luo Xia's words, Ye Xingli's snowy face flushed slightly, and said, "Son, it's not what you think."
"My ice-blue long hair is natural. To be precise, that mask is also made by extracting the genes of my three hairs."
Hearing what Ye Xingli said, Luo Xia reluctantly accepted it.
Glancing at Lu Shiyan, whose pretty face was as blushing as blood, Luo Xia also felt that his face was a bit unstoppable.
Seeing that Yu Mantang hadn't come back, he found an excuse and left with Su Chunyu and Lu Shiyan.
After the three left, after a while, the door of the office was gently pushed open.
It was none other than Yu Mantang who came in.
"Ahem, Xingli, I heard everything you said just now."
Yu Mantang coughed dryly and said, "I know that doing that will speed up the change of that ice-blue hair, but if you don't do it, will your body's immunity really decrease?"
Ye Xingli smiled slightly, and said: "Of course not, at most it will make the hair look black and blue, it doesn't match."
Yu Mantang was stunned, and said, "Then you just now."
Ye Xingli said: "Of course I lied to them. Although the girl named Shi Yan has established a relationship with her precious son, she hasn't completely let go."
"She has a conservative personality, of course she needs to be fueled by other external forces."
Yu Mantang: "."
He didn't expect that what happened just now was just a deliberate deception by Ye Xingli in order to enhance the relationship between Luo Xia and Lu Shiyan.
"Then why do you set a goal of one hundred times a week for them, each time not less than half an hour?" Yu Mantang asked puzzled.
"This question is even simpler."
As he spoke, Ye Xingli gently stroked his crystal clear ice-blue long hair, and gave an answer that made Yu Mantang sweat wildly.
"I want to hug my grandson~"
(End of this chapter)
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