League of Legends: I really don't want to master all positions

Chapter 672 First there was the coquettish pig and then there was the sky (third update)
Seeing PPD put the lit cigarette into his mouth, Luo Xia stayed for a long time before he came back to his senses.

This... this is really hard work!
Even if you don't want to live stream circumcision with a sewing machine, don't use it to smoke in reverse...

Seeing PPD covering his mouth and howling, Luo Xia couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help but gasped.

"Hey...it hurts!"

And the barrage in the PPD live broadcast room, after a slight lag, completely exploded.

"666, first there is a pig and then there is a day, and the reverse smoking day is immortal!"

"Damn, I've never convinced others, but Saozhu today I really convinced you!"

"This wave of reverse smoking, Sao Zhu is really cruel to himself!"

"I can smell the smell of roasted pigs through the screen!"

"Haha, even if Saozhu doesn't want to be circumcised by the sewing machine, he doesn't have to be so cruel to himself."

"..."

Seeing this wave of PPD's reverse smoking, the audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing, and the barrage frantically swiped up.

I have to sigh that Piao Piao Yu TV's backstage technology department is really good at doing such an overwhelming barrage sea, and there is no lag in the live broadcast room.

Da Sima was still on voice with PPD at this time, he did not go to rounds like Luo Xia did.

Da Sima was also startled when he suddenly heard PPD's hog-killing wailing in the earphones.

"Professor teacher, what's wrong with you?" Da Sima, who didn't know what happened, asked.

It seems that the pain has passed, or it may be that PPD's lips are too thick and there is no harm. At this time, he actually laughed.

"Mr. Ma, I dropped the cigarette on the floor and picked it up and smoked it backwards. I sucked the mother's lit cigarette into my mouth."

Hearing PPD's words, Da Sima was also a little taken aback.

He has already made up this picture in his mind...

PPD regained his strength, looked at the bullet screen, rolled his eyes, and said, "Okay, I'll show you the reverse smoking, the sewing machine circumcised, that's all."

Hearing PPD's words, the audience in the live broadcast room shouted in dissatisfaction, saying that this is completely different.

However, PPD didn't care about these things, and insisted on the concept that death is not a bad thing, and it was exposed to this matter.

The audience in the live broadcast room protested for a while, but did not persist.

After all, no one knows that this is just a joke. Is it true that PPD is going to live broadcast the circumcision of the sewing machine?

It is estimated that the foreskin has not been circumcised, and the words "this live broadcast room is suspected of pornographic live broadcast and has been banned by the administrator" should appear.

PPD was also relieved to see that the audience in the live broadcast room did not pursue it any further. However, the circumcision of the sewing machine was over, but this game was indeed lost.

"Mr. Ma, the last game was an accident, which made your promotion match fail."

In the voice, PPD thinks big.

"Teacher whoring, it's not your problem. If you really want to talk about it, it's my problem."

Da Sima didn't blame PPD, because he knew that his own problems were much bigger than PPD's.

If he hadn't raised Luo Xia's enchantress, the situation would not have become like this.

PPD also felt very puzzled, and he also felt that the enchantress just now was indeed a little too strong.

He knows the strength of Da Sima, so it is still possible.

Even if he doesn't fight very seriously now and his state has declined, the strength of the master's left and right is still there, but he is helpless to fight back when he is beaten by the demon girl on the opposite side.

If it wasn't for that Enchantress, perhaps they would have won the last game.

At this moment, PPD glanced at the barrage, and finally found something wrong.

Although the general wind direction of the barrage is still talking about PPD reverse smoking, there are still some fans of the water watching Luo Xia's live broadcast room.

Now, PPD is a little restless.

"Fuck, Mr. Ma, the enchantress opposite is also an anchor, we might have been sniped!"

In the headset, PPD couldn't help yelling at Da Sima.

Da Sima was stunned for a moment. At this time, he also noticed the different bullet screens in the live broadcast room.

"That enchantress is the number one in the national server now, that is, the trumpet of the anchor of 'Wei Ai Yu'?"

Seeing the barrage posted by the audience, Da Sima was also slightly surprised.

Knowing this, he looked relaxed again.

That's right, thinking of him, Mr. Ma, it's impossible for him to be blown up by a passer-by who is a second-level player casually.

Losing to the current number one in the national service, in Da Sima's view, it's not too embarrassing.

"That makes sense, but it shouldn't be a sniper, it just happened to be lined up together, and it's normal that he can't make it to the promotion match."

Hearing what Da Sima said, PPD thumped his chest and feet, his face full of heartache.

"Teacher Ma, how can you think that way, he must have sniped us!"

The more PPD thought about it, the more angry he became, and said: "No, I, Liu, can't bear it, I have to educate him!"

With that said, PPD clicked the add friend button on the settlement page at the end of the game, and sent a friend request to Luo Xia.

At the same time, he found Luo Xia's live broadcast room on the homepage of Piao Piao Yu TV, and clicked in resolutely.

Soon, a live broadcast room without a camera appeared in his sight.

"Teacher whoring is really hardworking, no wonder she is so popular, she is really dedicated!"

As soon as he opened Luo Xia's live broadcast room, PPD heard Luo Xia's 'praise' to him.

Hearing Luo Xia's words, PPD almost couldn't help spurting out a mouthful of old blood.

What a hard work, what dedication, I was completely careless, okay!

No matter how dedicated I am, I won't put a burning cigarette in my mouth!
In his opinion, Luo Xia was mocking him.

In fact, Luo Xia is really not mocking PPD, he really thinks that PPD is very hardworking and dedicated.

"Ding!"

At this time, a system notification sound caught Luo Xia's attention—"The most flamboyant pig in the league" sent you a friend request.

"Hey, whoring teacher wants to add me as a friend?"

Seeing PPD's friend application, Luo Xia was also slightly surprised.

Luo Xia conveniently added PPD as a friend, and said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Mr. Whore just lost a game because of me, so you have to add me as a friend, it's really generous."

Seeing that Luo Xia had passed his friend application, PPD was about to send a message to educate him, but when he heard Luo Xia's words, he was immediately stunned.

What I wanted to say, I held back.

Da Sima also clicked on Luo Xia's live broadcast room, wanting to see how PPD educates Luo Xia.

At this moment, PPD typed a line and sent a message to Luo Xia——

"Great God, can you take the ranking?"

"puff!"

Seeing what PPD said, Da Sima couldn't help but spit out the tea he just drank, and almost fell off his seat.

The more than 100 million viewers in the PPD live broadcast room also fell down.

Sao pig, is this what you mean by educating others?
I just want to ask, what about your integrity?
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(End of this chapter)