Farming with cute babies
Chapter 655 Why Doudou Pee Standing Up
Chapter 655 Why Doudou Pee Standing Up
After eating, the family sat in the room to rest, and Doudou fell into Mu Lianfeng's arms.
"Father, mother, can Doudou ask you a question?" Doudou asked with her small face up.
Mu Lianfeng smiled dotingly, "Of course, you can ask Doudou whatever you want."
"Daddy, Doudou thinks something is very strange."
"Which thing is weird?"
"Daddy, why do you pee standing up, while mother and I squat down to pee?"
After Doudou asked this sentence, she put on a cute expression.
Zhao Yun'er and Mu Lianfeng looked at each other, a little dumbfounded.
"This..." Mu Lianfeng didn't know how to explain it, and thought for a while, "Actually, Doudou can also pee standing up. You are still young, so you just squat. If you don't believe me, try standing up."
Doudou obeyed Mu Lianfeng's words, stood up and began to urinate, and sure enough, she was able to urinate without getting her clothes wet.
"Daddy, it's really possible!"
"Of course!" Mu Lianfeng pampered Doudou's head.
"Daddy, can mother do this? Mother, you can pee standing up too, it's much more comfortable than squatting!"
The corner of Zhao Yun'er's mouth twitched, she couldn't laugh or cry even more. "Doudou, you can be a mother, but you can't!"
"Why? Mother, Doudou squatted to pee like you before."
"Because Doudou is a boy and mother is a girl, women can only squat down to pee."
"Really?"
"Ok!"
"Then it's a good thing that Doudou is a boy, it's so cool to pee standing like this!" Doudou looked very excited.
Zhao Yuner smiled helplessly.
Doudou is estimated to be just a whim, right?
Facing Doudou's strange question, Zhao Yun'er didn't think it was too strange, because she had studied it and was curious about it when she was a child.
At that time, I even saw a boy peeing standing up, and I followed suit. As a result, I peed all over my pants, and was chased and beaten by her grandmother, cursing and calling her a silly girl.
It's still fun to think about it now.
Laughing suddenly, Mu Lianfeng and Doudou looked at her.
"Yun'er, what are you laughing at?"
"I still think it's better to be a man. It's convenient for a man to do anything. It would be great if I were a man."
Mu Lianfeng said sadly, "Yun'er, if you are a man, what should I do?"
Will there still be a woman who can make his heart beat?
"Well... It's okay even if I'm a man, we're still together. As long as two people love each other, regardless of gender, age and other things."
Mo Lianfeng was startled by Zhao Yun'er's words, "Yun'er, I don't have a habit of breaking sleeves!"
"Haha, it's just a joke, don't take it seriously."
"Yun'er, I hope you will be a woman in every lifetime, so that I will go to you and be with you in every lifetime."
Zhao Yun'er suddenly became unhappy, "That won't work, wouldn't it be too pitiful to be a woman for the rest of my life... I have to change to be a man, right? I'll let you have fun at my knees later."
After Zhao Yun'er finished speaking, why did she cover her mouth again, wishing to slap herself a few times, she was too outspoken.
Some dare not meet Mu Lianfeng's eyes.
The corner of Mu Lianfeng's mouth curled up into a ambiguous smile, "Okay, in the next life, I will be a woman and you will be a man. But in this life... Yun'er, when will you be able to have fun at my knee?"
Mu Lianfeng leaned towards Zhao Yun'er, and the temperature in the air rose several degrees in an instant.
(End of this chapter)
After eating, the family sat in the room to rest, and Doudou fell into Mu Lianfeng's arms.
"Father, mother, can Doudou ask you a question?" Doudou asked with her small face up.
Mu Lianfeng smiled dotingly, "Of course, you can ask Doudou whatever you want."
"Daddy, Doudou thinks something is very strange."
"Which thing is weird?"
"Daddy, why do you pee standing up, while mother and I squat down to pee?"
After Doudou asked this sentence, she put on a cute expression.
Zhao Yun'er and Mu Lianfeng looked at each other, a little dumbfounded.
"This..." Mu Lianfeng didn't know how to explain it, and thought for a while, "Actually, Doudou can also pee standing up. You are still young, so you just squat. If you don't believe me, try standing up."
Doudou obeyed Mu Lianfeng's words, stood up and began to urinate, and sure enough, she was able to urinate without getting her clothes wet.
"Daddy, it's really possible!"
"Of course!" Mu Lianfeng pampered Doudou's head.
"Daddy, can mother do this? Mother, you can pee standing up too, it's much more comfortable than squatting!"
The corner of Zhao Yun'er's mouth twitched, she couldn't laugh or cry even more. "Doudou, you can be a mother, but you can't!"
"Why? Mother, Doudou squatted to pee like you before."
"Because Doudou is a boy and mother is a girl, women can only squat down to pee."
"Really?"
"Ok!"
"Then it's a good thing that Doudou is a boy, it's so cool to pee standing like this!" Doudou looked very excited.
Zhao Yuner smiled helplessly.
Doudou is estimated to be just a whim, right?
Facing Doudou's strange question, Zhao Yun'er didn't think it was too strange, because she had studied it and was curious about it when she was a child.
At that time, I even saw a boy peeing standing up, and I followed suit. As a result, I peed all over my pants, and was chased and beaten by her grandmother, cursing and calling her a silly girl.
It's still fun to think about it now.
Laughing suddenly, Mu Lianfeng and Doudou looked at her.
"Yun'er, what are you laughing at?"
"I still think it's better to be a man. It's convenient for a man to do anything. It would be great if I were a man."
Mu Lianfeng said sadly, "Yun'er, if you are a man, what should I do?"
Will there still be a woman who can make his heart beat?
"Well... It's okay even if I'm a man, we're still together. As long as two people love each other, regardless of gender, age and other things."
Mo Lianfeng was startled by Zhao Yun'er's words, "Yun'er, I don't have a habit of breaking sleeves!"
"Haha, it's just a joke, don't take it seriously."
"Yun'er, I hope you will be a woman in every lifetime, so that I will go to you and be with you in every lifetime."
Zhao Yun'er suddenly became unhappy, "That won't work, wouldn't it be too pitiful to be a woman for the rest of my life... I have to change to be a man, right? I'll let you have fun at my knees later."
After Zhao Yun'er finished speaking, why did she cover her mouth again, wishing to slap herself a few times, she was too outspoken.
Some dare not meet Mu Lianfeng's eyes.
The corner of Mu Lianfeng's mouth curled up into a ambiguous smile, "Okay, in the next life, I will be a woman and you will be a man. But in this life... Yun'er, when will you be able to have fun at my knee?"
Mu Lianfeng leaned towards Zhao Yun'er, and the temperature in the air rose several degrees in an instant.
(End of this chapter)
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