I take the unicorn to the world

Chapter 1053

Wu Feng said with a smile: "I've always heard that Jin Batian likes to light sky lanterns for people, but I don't know how to light them. Eldest brother has experienced it once. Why don't you tell me, what is this sky lantern? What's the matter?"

Zhou Ming shook his head, and suddenly felt unbearable to look back on the past, and said quickly: "Stinky boy, you can still laugh. At that time, the person who lit the sky lantern was replaced by you. I think you will be scared to shit. , even your elder brother, I was so scared that I almost peed my pants, so long a bamboo pole goes in from the place where you pull your poop, and then sticks out from your mouth, do you think this can be bearable? I would rather be I'm going to cut him into pieces, and I don't want to die in such a humiliating and painful way."

Wu Feng lowered his face, nodded and said: "This Jin Batian is really cruel, he can think of this method, but he didn't end well, he didn't light the sky lanterns for you and Master, three days later But he is going to be sentenced to death, [-] knives is enough for him, he is squatting in the prison now, it is probably worse than death, waiting for death is not as good as dying..."

Speaking of this, Wu Feng couldn't help but think of the time when he fell into the mountainside of Duan Hun Cliff and met his patriarch for the first time. The weird old man was cooking a big pot and said he was going to cook himself. The feeling is really uncomfortable, the ridiculous thing is that I thought I was really going to die at that time, and I even yelled at the patriarch. Now that I think about it, I suddenly feel a little funny. Thinking about it this way, I haven’t seen the patriarch for a long time, and I don’t know what happened to him. It's like this, staying alone in that empty cave without talking to him, will he feel lonely?Are you thinking about yourself now?

Suddenly, Wu Feng came up with a thought, he really wanted to go back to see his grandfather.

However, Wu Feng quickly dispelled this idea. He still has a lot of things to do right now. The corpse has to be sent back to Yuanwai Zhao's home, and his kung fu has not been practiced well. It's inevitable that there will be another scolding, but you can go back and ask the grandfather about this little ghost baby, wondering if he can turn it into a normal child.

Wu Feng was lost in thought there, and Zhou Ming on the side suddenly touched him, and said with a smile, "Little Junior Brother, what are you thinking about? You're so lost in thought, can't you be like me, thinking about that beautiful female corpse?" Bar?"
Wu Feng quickly came back to his senses, with a smile on his face, he jokingly said: "Eldest brother, don't worry, the younger brother is not interested in that female corpse, I am not as wicked as you are." , I will like someone in the future, and I will also like a living woman...haha..."

"Stinky boy! You dare to ridicule me, see if I don't give you a good beating!" Zhou Ming became angry, raised his fist, and chased after Wu Feng. Wu Feng laughed and brought the yellow-haired monkey towards Wu Feng. Running to the Juyi Hall in Heifengzhai, the yellow-haired monkey that had been squatting on Wu Feng's shoulder kept making funny faces at Zhou Ming, which made Zhou Ming jump even more furiously. Cursed: "You are a dead monkey who dares to laugh at me, see if the young master will not pull the monkey's skin."

The yellow-haired monkey became even more unscrupulous, sitting on Wu Feng's shoulder, bouncing and jumping, "Zhizhi" shouting non-stop, completely ignoring Zhou Ming.

(End of this chapter)