My husband took me to save the world
Chapter 12
Chapter 12
The manager was frightened right now. People who don't believe in ghosts and gods are more afraid than anyone else when they encounter such a weird situation.
"Okay, little girl, hurry up and drive away the ghost, I'll give you 1000 yuan." The manager tremblingly took out his wallet.
"It's not safe to keep cash on your body. Please transfer it to Alipay or WeChat." I slowly took out my phone, opened WeChat, opened the account collection interface, and handed it to the manager. "No, it's 1000 yuan. You can scan it."
The manager must have never imagined that a terrible person like me, who is clearly in the dining room with a ghost, can still discuss how to collect the bill leisurely.
Seeing that I hadn't left, the little pervert also stood quietly in the same place, and when he didn't pounce on me again, his ghost tricks stopped. In this way, the kitchen became quiet again.
There was no weird scene of pots and pans flying all over the kitchen, and the manager was a little relieved. He took out his phone, scanned it, and transferred the price to my phone.
"Okay, I will drive this ghost away, it's okay, don't worry." I smiled and said to the manager, then turned to look at the little pervert, "Come with me."
"Okay, sister." After hearing that, the little pervert immediately walked over happily and stood behind me.
"Wait, little girl, you just left like this? Then, don't you exorcise ghosts on TV?" The manager asked quickly when he saw that I was leaving, thinking that I took the money. Doubts about doing things.
"Yeah, I'll just take the ghost away, ah, no, it's broad daylight, and ghosts can't see the sun." I patted my head, why didn't I think about this problem?
"Then, what should we do?" The manager's face turned pale again, and he almost cried with a bitter face, "Little girl, I gave you the money too, you have to drive this ghost away."
"Don't worry, I'm a famous celestial master, I won't cheat you." I folded my arms, turned around and looked at the little pervert following me obediently.
Alas, if I don't know this little pervert, then I can beat him completely mercilessly with Taoism.
But this little pervert didn't do anything to hurt anyone. He died not long ago, so he must still be in love with the world, so he didn't go back when the gate of hell was closed.
So I really can't bear to beat him to death. Besides, he keeps calling me sister. Although it is not a good thing to be called sister by a ghost, but as a person who has never had younger brothers and sisters, it is very nice for someone to call me sister. happy thing.
"Do you have a black umbrella?" It seems that the only way to block the sun with a black umbrella is to take this little pervert away.
"Yes, yes, I have a spare big black umbrella in my office." The manager said quickly.
"Okay, uncle, call a taxi for me and wait at the door, manager, go and get me the black umbrella." I made arrangements with the uncle and the manager.
"Okay, let's go right away." The uncle and the manager ran out immediately, leaving me and the pervert.
I crossed my arms, looked at the little pervert, and asked, "Why didn't you reincarnate? The longer you stay in the world, the less good it will be for you. If you pass the time limit for reincarnation, you will become a lonely ghost. Reincarnation is also difficult."
"I don't want to go back. The underworld is too dark and cold. I still like the underworld. I want to see my parents, but they are gone." The little pervert drooped his shoulders, looking pitiful.
"Your parents are missing? You can go to your house to look for your parents, what are you doing here?" I couldn't help but wonder, this kid looks very smart, he won't be so stupid that his family has forgotten it, right?
"I forgot where my home is. I floated here and floated here. It seems that I have been here before, and it feels very familiar to me." The little pervert said sullenly, frowning, as if Trying to recall.
I laughed dumbfounded, drink, am I really right?
Did this little pervert really forget his way home?
But this is really possible, just like someone who has a dead person at home, they will hang the most beloved objects of the dead person at home, so that the dead person can be brought back home, so as not to be unable to find the way home .
It seems that if you want to send the little ghost to reincarnate, you can only help him fulfill his wish to meet his parents, otherwise he will never be willing to reincarnate in the underworld if his wish is not fulfilled.
However, I am not related to this little pervert, and I don't know how to find his parents. I didn't know him before.
I thought about it for a while, and suddenly thought of what the little pervert said just now. He said that this place gave him a familiar feeling. If he had really been here, then the people here should know him, right?
After a person dies and becomes a ghost, the memory in the world will gradually disappear bit by bit, and only remember what he is most obsessed with, so it is understandable that the pervert cannot remember the way home of.
"If I help you find your parents and let you meet them, will you be willing to reincarnate?" I asked the little pervert.
"After I meet them, can I not be reincarnated? Sister, I won't do bad things, can I follow you in the world?" The little pervert looked at me expectantly and timidly, and pleaded, People really can't bear to refuse.
"No, you can't stay in the underworld for too long. The most I can promise you is to help you find your parents, and let you meet your parents and fulfill your wish, and then immediately return to the underworld to reincarnate for me." I shook my head, heartbroken. , resolutely don't let this brat's grievance and pitiful heart soften.
"I won't harm anyone, sister, why don't you raise me?" The little pervert pleaded deeply on his pale face.
"Raising little ghosts? Impossible." I refused straight away, jokingly, our village focuses on exorcising ghosts, and there are express regulations prohibiting villagers from raising little ghosts. No matter whether you are in the village or you leave the village, you must remember the ancestral teachings in the village, and you must not raise them. Little ghost, otherwise not only will he be expelled from the village, but the person who raises the ghost will also be silenced.
As for the ghost exorcists, if they want to kill a person, there are always various ways, and they can completely escape the sanction of the law.
After all, they can make ghosts kill people. A ghost who kills a person should go to jail with that ghost?
Of course it is impossible, even if the ghost was driven by the ghost exorcist to kill someone, it is impossible to catch the ghost exorcist and go to jail.
The advantages and disadvantages of exorcising ghosts by the elders in the village are beyond what us younger generations can imagine, so I'd better play it safe and put an end to the idea of raising little ghosts for fun.
That little pervert must have seen my resolute face, so he didn't try to persuade me anymore, bowed his head and stopped talking.
At this time, the manager had already walked in with a long-handled black umbrella.
"Girl, here, is this umbrella okay?" The manager handed me the umbrella and asked worriedly.
"Okay, do you have a pen and paper? I'll draw a portrait to show you if you recognize the person I painted." I glanced at the dejected kid, sighed, and warned myself not to be soft-hearted.
"Yes, is this little notebook okay?" The manager nodded quickly when he heard it, and took out a pocket notebook and a pen from his suit pocket and handed it to me.
"Yes." I took the notebook and pen, and said to the little pervert, "You raise your head, I'll draw a picture for you."
"Isn't it possible to take pictures with a mobile phone? What do you want to draw?" The little pervert raised his head with a puzzled expression on his face.
"You are dead, the phone can't take your picture anymore." I rolled my eyes.
As soon as the manager heard my words, his face turned pale again, and his footsteps shuffled backwards until he reached the kitchen door.
(End of this chapter)
The manager was frightened right now. People who don't believe in ghosts and gods are more afraid than anyone else when they encounter such a weird situation.
"Okay, little girl, hurry up and drive away the ghost, I'll give you 1000 yuan." The manager tremblingly took out his wallet.
"It's not safe to keep cash on your body. Please transfer it to Alipay or WeChat." I slowly took out my phone, opened WeChat, opened the account collection interface, and handed it to the manager. "No, it's 1000 yuan. You can scan it."
The manager must have never imagined that a terrible person like me, who is clearly in the dining room with a ghost, can still discuss how to collect the bill leisurely.
Seeing that I hadn't left, the little pervert also stood quietly in the same place, and when he didn't pounce on me again, his ghost tricks stopped. In this way, the kitchen became quiet again.
There was no weird scene of pots and pans flying all over the kitchen, and the manager was a little relieved. He took out his phone, scanned it, and transferred the price to my phone.
"Okay, I will drive this ghost away, it's okay, don't worry." I smiled and said to the manager, then turned to look at the little pervert, "Come with me."
"Okay, sister." After hearing that, the little pervert immediately walked over happily and stood behind me.
"Wait, little girl, you just left like this? Then, don't you exorcise ghosts on TV?" The manager asked quickly when he saw that I was leaving, thinking that I took the money. Doubts about doing things.
"Yeah, I'll just take the ghost away, ah, no, it's broad daylight, and ghosts can't see the sun." I patted my head, why didn't I think about this problem?
"Then, what should we do?" The manager's face turned pale again, and he almost cried with a bitter face, "Little girl, I gave you the money too, you have to drive this ghost away."
"Don't worry, I'm a famous celestial master, I won't cheat you." I folded my arms, turned around and looked at the little pervert following me obediently.
Alas, if I don't know this little pervert, then I can beat him completely mercilessly with Taoism.
But this little pervert didn't do anything to hurt anyone. He died not long ago, so he must still be in love with the world, so he didn't go back when the gate of hell was closed.
So I really can't bear to beat him to death. Besides, he keeps calling me sister. Although it is not a good thing to be called sister by a ghost, but as a person who has never had younger brothers and sisters, it is very nice for someone to call me sister. happy thing.
"Do you have a black umbrella?" It seems that the only way to block the sun with a black umbrella is to take this little pervert away.
"Yes, yes, I have a spare big black umbrella in my office." The manager said quickly.
"Okay, uncle, call a taxi for me and wait at the door, manager, go and get me the black umbrella." I made arrangements with the uncle and the manager.
"Okay, let's go right away." The uncle and the manager ran out immediately, leaving me and the pervert.
I crossed my arms, looked at the little pervert, and asked, "Why didn't you reincarnate? The longer you stay in the world, the less good it will be for you. If you pass the time limit for reincarnation, you will become a lonely ghost. Reincarnation is also difficult."
"I don't want to go back. The underworld is too dark and cold. I still like the underworld. I want to see my parents, but they are gone." The little pervert drooped his shoulders, looking pitiful.
"Your parents are missing? You can go to your house to look for your parents, what are you doing here?" I couldn't help but wonder, this kid looks very smart, he won't be so stupid that his family has forgotten it, right?
"I forgot where my home is. I floated here and floated here. It seems that I have been here before, and it feels very familiar to me." The little pervert said sullenly, frowning, as if Trying to recall.
I laughed dumbfounded, drink, am I really right?
Did this little pervert really forget his way home?
But this is really possible, just like someone who has a dead person at home, they will hang the most beloved objects of the dead person at home, so that the dead person can be brought back home, so as not to be unable to find the way home .
It seems that if you want to send the little ghost to reincarnate, you can only help him fulfill his wish to meet his parents, otherwise he will never be willing to reincarnate in the underworld if his wish is not fulfilled.
However, I am not related to this little pervert, and I don't know how to find his parents. I didn't know him before.
I thought about it for a while, and suddenly thought of what the little pervert said just now. He said that this place gave him a familiar feeling. If he had really been here, then the people here should know him, right?
After a person dies and becomes a ghost, the memory in the world will gradually disappear bit by bit, and only remember what he is most obsessed with, so it is understandable that the pervert cannot remember the way home of.
"If I help you find your parents and let you meet them, will you be willing to reincarnate?" I asked the little pervert.
"After I meet them, can I not be reincarnated? Sister, I won't do bad things, can I follow you in the world?" The little pervert looked at me expectantly and timidly, and pleaded, People really can't bear to refuse.
"No, you can't stay in the underworld for too long. The most I can promise you is to help you find your parents, and let you meet your parents and fulfill your wish, and then immediately return to the underworld to reincarnate for me." I shook my head, heartbroken. , resolutely don't let this brat's grievance and pitiful heart soften.
"I won't harm anyone, sister, why don't you raise me?" The little pervert pleaded deeply on his pale face.
"Raising little ghosts? Impossible." I refused straight away, jokingly, our village focuses on exorcising ghosts, and there are express regulations prohibiting villagers from raising little ghosts. No matter whether you are in the village or you leave the village, you must remember the ancestral teachings in the village, and you must not raise them. Little ghost, otherwise not only will he be expelled from the village, but the person who raises the ghost will also be silenced.
As for the ghost exorcists, if they want to kill a person, there are always various ways, and they can completely escape the sanction of the law.
After all, they can make ghosts kill people. A ghost who kills a person should go to jail with that ghost?
Of course it is impossible, even if the ghost was driven by the ghost exorcist to kill someone, it is impossible to catch the ghost exorcist and go to jail.
The advantages and disadvantages of exorcising ghosts by the elders in the village are beyond what us younger generations can imagine, so I'd better play it safe and put an end to the idea of raising little ghosts for fun.
That little pervert must have seen my resolute face, so he didn't try to persuade me anymore, bowed his head and stopped talking.
At this time, the manager had already walked in with a long-handled black umbrella.
"Girl, here, is this umbrella okay?" The manager handed me the umbrella and asked worriedly.
"Okay, do you have a pen and paper? I'll draw a portrait to show you if you recognize the person I painted." I glanced at the dejected kid, sighed, and warned myself not to be soft-hearted.
"Yes, is this little notebook okay?" The manager nodded quickly when he heard it, and took out a pocket notebook and a pen from his suit pocket and handed it to me.
"Yes." I took the notebook and pen, and said to the little pervert, "You raise your head, I'll draw a picture for you."
"Isn't it possible to take pictures with a mobile phone? What do you want to draw?" The little pervert raised his head with a puzzled expression on his face.
"You are dead, the phone can't take your picture anymore." I rolled my eyes.
As soon as the manager heard my words, his face turned pale again, and his footsteps shuffled backwards until he reached the kitchen door.
(End of this chapter)
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