My husband took me to save the world

Chapter 328 Shang Yuan We All Think Too Much (20)

I couldn't help but roll my eyes at Shang Yuan speechlessly.

Hey, this guy, I actually said that he laughed so happily that he had never seen the world, no, he is so charming.

"I heard about books, yes, there is a teahouse at the corner of this street, I heard that they just hired a storyteller from the Tang Dynasty who just died tonight, and this storyteller is said to have experience in storytelling It is quite rich and vivid. Many people who like to listen to books have gone to listen to it today. I don’t know if there are any seats left. However, it just so happens that I and the teahouse owner are cousins. He will give me some points Thin noodles, I will give you a good wing room prepared only for VIPs." The owner of the teahouse said hastily after hearing this, and then he said to me, "I will write a letter and take it to you, and I will give it to the shopkeeper of the teahouse." Yes, he will make arrangements after reading the letter."

"Okay, thank you, shopkeeper." I said quickly.

"You're welcome, little girl, come in and sit down for a while, I'll be here soon." The owner of the teahouse called the waiter to greet us, and immediately retreated to the counter to write a letter.

Alas, although this underworld is very advanced with the times, it uses high-tech products such as mobile phones. Originally, the teahouse owner and his cousin could solve the problem by phone, but this teahouse owner died in ancient times. Ghost, they are not used to using high-tech contact methods, they still use letters.

So this underworld is really the most inclusive place. There are people from all time and space and all dynasties here, but they can still live each other's customary life with each other, very harmonious without any sense of disobedience.

But if it is placed in our Yangjian world, there is no way to coordinate like this, and it will be regarded as a different kind.

The owner of the teahouse quickly wrote the letter and sealed it with beeswax. This is also one of the ancient ways of keeping secrets. If the beeswax has not been touched, it means that the letter is original and genuine.

After I took the boss's letter, I said goodbye to the boss and walked towards the teahouse he mentioned.

And Shang Yuan beside him, unable to defend himself, suddenly bent down and pressed a kiss heavily on my lips, which made me unable to react for a while, and looked at Shang Yuan in shock, "What are you doing?" do what?"

"What you said just now made this deity very happy. This kiss is for you." The smile on Shang Yuan's face still did not fade away, and he was still so charming.

"What do you mean? That sentence that says you have never seen the world?" I looked at Shang Yuan in wonder, and it was hard to understand that saying that I had never seen the world could make Shang Yuan so happy.

"The words in front of you, who are you taking?" Shang Yuan chuckled, raised his hand lovingly and pinched my nose, "little thing, I didn't expect that you would admit that this deity is your family in front of outsiders." man."

"Hey, don't get me wrong. The owner of the teahouse is an ancient man. Do you understand the traditional thinking? You have been holding my hand all the time. I can only tell the boss that you are my man, otherwise he will treat me as someone who is not good. How about a woman who understands self-love?" I rolled my eyes and said, it turned out that Shang Yuan was happy because of my introduction of his identity.

Ouch, I thought he was being happy when I said I hadn't seen the world, tsk, so I was wrong.

"No matter what the reason is, this deity is very happy with your words, little thing, I will reward you well when I go to this deity tonight, and how you want to sleep with this deity is up to you." Shang Yuan started to come again, Sure enough, are men prone to sexual impulsiveness at night?
"I didn't think about sleeping with you, don't think too much, okay?" I was about to cry, but I couldn't help wiping away bitter tears, because Mao's eloquence of Shang Yuan tonight was so eloquent. I don't know how to get past him.

As soon as I looked up, I saw a hotel that looked rather ambiguous, which happened to be the place we passed by.

Wacha, this hotel must be Shangyuan said love hotel, oh my god, guess what I saw?
I saw posters plastered all over the exterior wall of the hotel, and each picture on the poster is a different room background, and the protagonists are a man and a woman, er, even a man-male pairing, or a woman-woman Matching, or cuddling or hugging to make very ambiguous movements, one look, you know that this is definitely an unscrupulous hotel.

"Shang Yuan, this, this is the love hotel in the underworld you mentioned, right?" I stood at the door of the hotel, and my eyes almost popped out.

Oh my god, I didn't expect the underworld to be so open?

I seem to ask, isn't there any pornography in the underworld?
Then, I really couldn't bear this sentence, and asked Shang Yuan dumbfounded, "This, this is too explicit, isn't it? Doesn't the underworld suppress pornography?"

If it was in our Yangjian, it would be impossible for this store to survive so blatantly. Now we are sweeping pornography all over the country.

"When human beings are living in the world, they must abide by various rules and regulations that limit the most natural form of the human form. After death, they will naturally not think about restraining the human form. They can do whatever they want. Who will care?" Shang Yuan Smiling, shook his head and said.

"Oh my god, here, it turns out that there are such benefits for being a ghost." I looked at this love hotel, and as soon as I looked at the wall, it seemed to be emitting a wet and strong hormonal smell.

"Little thing, don't you really want to experience it? You can't experience this in your world, only the underworld can experience it." Shang Yuan began to coax me in my ear again.

And I am a very curious person. I thought that the love hotel in the underworld is similar to the general hotel in our yangjian, so I have no interest.

But now looking at the pictorial on the wall, it is really beyond my imagination, Emma, ​​I really want to go in and have a look.

"If you're not ready, it's okay, we can go in and watch, or as you humans say, we can just chat under the quilt." Shang Yuan tried harder to coax me.

With great suspicion, I pulled my eyes away from those ambiguous but very beautiful and moving pictorials, and turned to look at Shang Yuan. The more I looked, the more I felt that the smile on this guy's face was not so innocent.

Just chatting under a quilt?
Pooh, do you think Shang Yuan is this kind of vegetarian man?

Surely not, right?
I couldn't help laughing and thought of an pornographic joke about men on the Internet.

The man said, let's just go to the hotel and do nothing.

Then when we arrived at the hotel, the man said, we just lay down on the bed and did nothing.

After lying on the bed, the man took off the woman's clothes and said that I would just take a look and do nothing.

Then, the man lay on top of the woman and said, I just hang around outside and do nothing.

Later, the man said again, I'll just go in for a while, I won't move, I won't do anything...

(End of this chapter)