My husband took me to save the world

Chapter 69

After Shang Yuan smelled the fragrance, he glanced at the instant noodles in my hand, and then half-closed his eyes.

I thought he was enjoying the aroma of my instant noodles so that he could have a full meal. I thought it would be good to eat with ghosts. He just eats the taste and doesn't touch anything else. How good it is. is my own.

But I was obviously thinking in the wrong direction. After I ate two mouthfuls of instant noodles in a blur, Shang Yuan opened his squinted eyes.

"From now on, you are not allowed to eat this instant noodles." Shang Yuan shifted his eyes from the instant noodles in my hand to the box of instant noodles on my table, frowned slightly, and said lightly.

"Why?" I stopped in surprise and looked at Shang Yuan curiously. Could it be that this guy doesn't think the taste of instant noodles is high-end and decent?
"Instant noodles, also known as instant noodles, instant noodles, although convenient, are high-calorie, non-nutritious junk food, high in preservatives, and harmful to the human body." Shang Yuan said casually.

"Yo, you will know the essence of instant noodles at once, but brother, you still don't know one very important thing, that is, the poor can only eat instant noodles, you tell me not to eat them in the future, then you What do you want me to eat?" I pursed my lips, squinted at Shang Yuan disapprovingly, then lowered my head and ate instant noodles happily.

"I don't want my child to be a malnourished woman covered in preservatives in the future." Shang Yuan finished speaking, and I almost spit out the instant noodles in my mouth.

I go, when others are eating, can you stop making cold jokes out of nowhere?

God call the child his mother?
Did I promise to give him a vaginal pregnancy?It seems not?

"I also don't like women who are too thin. They are all bones, no flesh, and they don't feel good to the touch..." Shang Yuan probably saw the disapproval on my face, and continued.

"Pfft..." These words made me spit out a mouthful of instant noodles, and sprayed it straight at Shang Yuan who was directly opposite.

A tragic thought flashed through my mind, it's over, if I spray it on Shang Yuan, wouldn't I be strangled to death by this ghost who doesn't seem to have a good temper?

And Shang Yuan, seeing my extremely unhygienic performance, frowned, but still reclined gracefully, flicking his deep red wide sleeves lightly, the foam fragments floating in the air would automatically go to Fly to the trash can on the side.

I immediately opened my eyes wide, and looked at the instant noodles sprayed out of my mouth that were floating towards the trash can. I couldn't help but want to applaud. This skill is like watching special effects only in American blockbusters. , It's too cool.

"Pay attention to hygiene." Shang Yuan looked at me stunned, his brows were furrowed, and the corners of his lips curled up in a helpless arc, and he said to me lightly.

"Ahem, I'm sorry, I'm not to blame for this, can you not say these strange things when you are eating?" I coughed a few times to hide my embarrassment.

Damn, do you want to say such thought-provoking words?
What does it mean to feel untouched?

In fact, my sister really looks thin in clothes and has flesh in her clothes. She has a perfect figure with bumps and convexities, okay?

Compared with the figure of the coquettish sluts outside, my sister is not inferior at all. Regarding this point, I am quite confident in myself.

"What's so strange about what I said?" Shang Yuan raised his eyebrows and looked at me, the curve of his lips deepening.

I looked at Shang Yuan very cautiously, saw the deep meaning in his eyes, and the arc of his lips, why did I feel that his expression was very suspicious and very dangerous?

It seems that he is digging a hole and waiting for me to jump down, well, this thousand-year-old male ghost should not be underestimated, and he has to face it calmly.

"No, no, as long as you don't talk, my lord, when I eat in the future." I waved my hand, intending not to discuss this topic in depth, lest I would fall into a pit without knowing it.

"Well, the premise is that you eat nutritious food in the future. Throw away this instant noodles." Shang Yuan nodded in a very negotiable manner, but later issued his proviso.

"Don't you know that skinny beauty is popular among our girls? I'm on a diet." I continued to eat instant noodles, glanced at Shang Yuan, and replied.

"Don't lose weight. You don't have much meat in the first place. If you lose more, you will only have a handful of bones left." Shang Yuan frowned again, and his eyes moved from the instant noodles in my hand to my chest.

I lowered my head and looked at my chest. Under the loose T-shirt, my chest was flat, and I couldn't see any ups and downs at all.

"No, no, I have a lot of flesh on my body, and it will be more perfect if I reduce it." Under Shang Yuan's researching eyes, I covered the instant noodles on my chest without any trace.

Look at the wool, look at it, touch it and look at it, I can't help but slander.

"Really?" Shang Yuan raised his voice dangerously, and his eyebrows also raised suspiciously.

"Of course, I know my own figure." I nodded quickly, barely raising my hand to make an oath.

"Then, I want to see if your words are true or not." Shang Yuan smiled meaningfully.

As soon as his words came out, the alarm bell rang loudly in my mind, I really wanted to feel a very dangerous atmosphere.

Just when I looked at Shang Yuan warily, I saw that his reclining body, which had been lying gracefully all this time, finally moved, sat up gracefully from the sofa, and then stood up again.

He was already very tall, more than 185 in height, now standing up, and from the perspective of me sitting, he is tall and straight like a god.

And this may be the world's most beautiful pseudo-god and ghost, walked slowly around the big coffee table between us, and walked towards me.

He stood still in front of me, and I raised my head to look at him. His face was against the light, but I could still vaguely see his handsome facial features.

It gave me the feeling that a majestic sculpture stood in front of me, making me more stressed.

"You, what do you want to do?" I was a little frightened, and quickly hugged the instant noodle bowl to my chest, as if I could relieve my panic a little.

But Shang Yuan didn't answer my words, just bent down slightly, and his long, slender hands with white writing and well-defined joints stretched out towards me...

As soon as I saw his hand reaching straight for me, I immediately leaned back, trying to get away from his big, dangerous looking, restless hand.

He stretched out his hand, is this a sneak attack?

As soon as I thought about it, I immediately rubbed back until my back hit the back of the sofa and I couldn't move anymore.

And Shang Yuan's hand didn't stop reaching for me because of my retreat, it still slowly extended towards me at the same speed.

"You, don't come here with your hands." I quickly shouted loudly, I can't let this ghost touch me again, or I will lose face.

(End of this chapter)