hilarious soldier king

Chapter 103 Playboy and Morality 2
"Don't move, let me take a closer look, this woman's boobs are so big..."

"This woman's legs are so long, I guess they are more than 110 centimeters. If I can be pinched by these legs, I will be so happy!"

"And this, the electric-eyed beauty, ecstasy..."

Xu Yan turned the pages of the book slowly, Luo Yifei and Lu Xiaolin kept exclaiming over there, and the three laughed wickedly from time to time, those who didn't know thought they were really reading pornographic magazines.

This is the case with Qian Wanguan over there. He was itched by the three people, so he leaned over from the side, looked behind Xu Yan's ideology and morality, and vaguely saw a picture of a beautiful woman, his eyes lit up immediately, and he salivated. : "Xu Yan, what magazine is this?"

"The latest version of play-boy!" Luo Yifei blurted out.

Xu Yan glared at Luo Yifei, then turned to Qian Wanguan and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense, it's just morality!"

"Yes, yes, ideology and morality!" Luo Yifei quickly changed his words.

How could Qian Wanguan believe it? He concluded that this was the latest version of ploy-boy. Seeing that the three of them were reading it with gusto, he kept turning around, trying to read the content, but he almost couldn't see it. He was so anxious. Scratching his ears and cheeks, he finally couldn't help but said, "Xu Yan, show me your magazine."

"No!"

"I trade my ploy-boy with you?"

When Xu Yan heard this, he immediately knew that he was about to be hooked, so he secretly exchanged a look with Luo Yifei, without raising his head, and said inadvertently: "I am thinking and moral, I am afraid you will regret it if you exchange it! "

"No, I definitely won't regret it!" Qian Wanguan said hastily. Seeing that Xu Yan didn't believe it, he quickly raised his hand and said, "I swear, I will never regret it. Whoever regrets is the grandson!"

"I'm really ideological and moral!" Xu Yan said earnestly.

"I will also change my ideology and morality!"

"Okay, I'm afraid of you!"

Under Qian Wanguan's insistence, Xu Yan pretended to be helpless and shook his head, but his heart was full of joy. The two sides exchanged money with one hand and exchanged the magazines in their hands.

Xu Yan got Qian Wanguan's play-boy, and happily greeted Luo Yifei and Lu Xiaolin to appreciate it. Qian Wanguan was equally excited. He picked up Xu Yan's ideology and moral character, took a deep breath and slowly opened the page, looking inside. Go, then he was dumbfounded!
One second passed, two seconds passed, three or four seconds passed...

Qian Wanguan rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and quickly flipped through the pages of the book, only to find tragically that this was really ideology and morality, not what he had guessed, that the outer skin of ideology and morality contained play-boy magazines inside. The picture he saw was just a separate picture, which was sandwiched inside.

Qian Wanguan was stunned for a while, holding the ideology and morality in his left hand, pinched the picture again, and said angrily: "You lied to me, this is not the latest edition of Play-boy magazine at all, it's just a ideology and morality with a picture sandwiched between it."

"I've told you many times that this is morality, and I've reminded you many times not to change it. You just want to change it. Who's to blame for it!" Xu Yan shook his head, with the appearance of being a good boy when he got a bargain, Qian Wanguan was so angry Trembling, he stared at Xu Yan with red eyes and said, "I don't want this thing anymore, give me back my magazine!"

"Why, you insisted on changing it!" Luo Yifei disagreed.

"Also, I remember what you said. You said that it was your grandson who regretted it. If you regret it, you will admit that you are your grandson." Lu Xiaolin also followed suit.

Qian Wanguan hesitated, and immediately said: "I don't care, you lied to me, I won't change it!"

"Even if you admit that you are a grandson, I won't change it back for you. I'm not used to you!" Xu Yan said, meeting Qian Wanguan's angry eyes, and said, "You don't have to be angry, I am too. For your own good, reading this kind of magazine all day is not good for you, you should read more about ideology and morality, which will help improve your ideological cultivation."

"That's right, your moral character is still suitable for you! As for this play-boy magazine, when you really want to read it, we can lend it to you to enjoy it." Luo Yifei said with a smile, making sarcastic remarks from the side.

"you…"

Qian Wanguan was trembling with anger, almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, and glared at the three of them angrily, wanting to change back to the magazine, but he couldn't do it at all, so he could only suffer this boring loss.

He was about to explode with anger, while Xu Yan over there was reading the magazine with relish, while constantly commenting on the girls in the magazine, while listening to the praise of Luo Yifei and Lu Xiaolin, his eyes narrowed comfortably.

Just when the three were intoxicated, the door of the dormitory was suddenly pushed open, and company commander Tang Jue and Mo Wenyuan walked in one after the other.

pat!

When the three got excited, the magazine fell to the ground.

Tang Jue swept his eyes and landed on the magazine. His already gloomy face became even more gloomy, and he shouted, "I've been beat up by others, are you still in the mood to read pornographic magazines?"

It turned out that after Tang Jue reprimanded Tian Ming and the others, the more they thought about it, the more unconvinced they became, so they went to the company commander Ding Yiqiu to complain. We have several things, and we have played with our prestige. Now we finally have one that can beat you, but you dare not compare. How can there be such a cheap thing.

Ding Yiqiu went straight to Tang Jue, angrily explained the matter, no matter what Tang Jue said, he just insisted on eating, and in turn provoked Tang Jue, asking him if he won and couldn't afford to lose, saying that if he couldn't lose Straight from the beginning, he turned around and left.

Tang Jue was such a victorious person, of course he couldn't admit defeat, so he could only agree, and made an appointment with the other party to compete at dinner tomorrow.As soon as he agreed, he immediately came over to find Xu Yan. There was no way he could lose in this match, otherwise his face and the face of the entire scouting company would be slapped.

"Xu Yan, come out!"

After Tang Jue roared, he called Xu Yan out, and after talking about the competition, he said directly: "I will have dinner with Tian Mingbi tomorrow, even if you are exhausted, you have to win for me. If you dare to lose, you will win." Dead!"

Seeing Tang Jue's posture, Xu Yan immediately knew that a match was inevitable. He thought for a moment and said, "Commander, if I win, will you let me pass the probationary period and give me the title of cadet private?" Woolen cloth?"

"No problem, as long as you can beat Tian Ming, I can let you pass the inspection period, and I can also remove your title of trainee private!" Tang Jue said without thinking.

"I hope you won't backtrack again this time." Xu Yan's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Absolutely not, as long as you can win!" Tang Jue said firmly, and then sneered: "But don't blame me for not reminding you, if you lose..."

"There is absolutely no such possibility!"

Xu Yan interrupted him, clenched his fists tightly, shook his head, and murmured in an infinitely pretentious manner, "Why bother, why force me to come up with a unique move!"

(End of this chapter)