hilarious soldier king
Chapter 162 So confident!
Chapter 162 So confident!
You can scold my friends all you want, but don't scold me!
Xu Yan's shameless words resounded in the square and drifted with the wind. Zhang Lan was messed up, Dazui was messed up, and the wind around him seemed to be messed up as well.
"I knew it would be like this!" Xiao Sa covered her face with her hands and moaned weakly.
When Xu Yan opened his mouth, he began to doubt, with this guy's peeing nature, how could he say the words of defending his brother, and things turned out as he expected.
"In vain, I thought he would say, 'You can scold me any way you want, don't scold my friends'. I was so moved in my heart, who would have thought that the result would be completely different. Give me back my tears, give me back my tears. Give me back the trust..." Dazui exaggeratedly held his heart in his hands, and said with tears in his eyes, his face wrinkled like a chrysanthemum, painstakingly paid for it wrong!
Zhang Lan obviously didn't expect that Xu Yan would say such a thing, and he was stunned for a moment. What a shameless person to say such words!
After being dumbfounded for a while, she finally came to her senses and couldn't help cursing, "Shameless!"
"Enough!" Xu Yan yelled sharply, and reiterated: "You don't understand people's language, it's still a problem. As I said, it's okay to scold my friend, but don't scold me!"
"You are the one who scolded!" Zhang Lan said angrily.
Facing Zhang Lan's angry reprimand, Xu Yan suddenly fell silent. Zhang Lan didn't feel anything about it, but the two with big mouths couldn't help but look at each other with great interest. They didn't think that Xu Yan would be willing to be scolded. Even if the other party is a woman, the same is true, because such things as gentlemanly demeanor, like Xu Yan's integrity, have been thrown away by him for a long time.
Sure enough, Xu Yan was silent for a moment, and ignored Zhang Lan, but lowered his head, glared at the cute dog, and scolded: "You dead dog, you know how to get me into trouble all day long, let me tell you how many times before you can do it." Longer memory..."
Zhang Lan looked at Xu Yan's performance with a sneer, thinking that he was going to get rid of himself by scolding Haha, and his heart became more and more contemptuous of him, but soon the sneer on his lips completely froze, because Xu Yan Yan's next words came to his ears, "You said that if you provoke a beautiful woman, I will admit it, but if you provoke a hag, what is that?"
puff!
Hearing Xu Yan's words, the two big-mouthed and handsome couldn't help laughing. They shook their heads and whispered, "I knew that this guy can eat everything, but he can't suffer, as expected!"
"Who do you call a dominatrix?" Zhang Lan raised her brows, trembling with anger at Xu Yan's words.
"I didn't mention you, I was teaching my stupid dog a lesson!" Xu Yan turned back and continued to point at Haha at his feet, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai: "Be more careful in the future, don't act like you haven't seen a woman in eight lifetimes, what? All kinds of women are provoked by me, otherwise you will have to be stewed!"
"Xu Yan!"
Veins popped out on Zhang Lan's forehead, and she was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. She wished she could rush up to deal with him, but after noticing the smirk on Xu Yan's lips, she miraculously held it back.
"Zhang Lan, calm down, this bastard is deliberately irritating you, you must not be fooled, let alone quarrel with him, or you will be fooled." Zhang Lan told herself in her heart, after a few deep breaths, she calmed down , asked without any fuss: "Is the cake delicious?"
"Uh!"
Xu Yan paused when he heard the words, and looked at her blankly, wondering what she was talking about?
Big Mouth Chic was equally confused, the two looked at Zhang Lan and then at Xu Yan, and their intuition told them that there must be a story between the two of them.
"Is the cake delicious?" Zhang Lan continued to ask, staring at Xu Yan playfully, seeing him stunned before, she thought he was disgusted.
"What cake?" Xu Yan asked in confusion.
"Is it interesting to pretend like this?" Zhang Lan asked back, and then sneered: "I specially prepared that cake for you. It is made with my footwashing water. It is very enjoyable to eat!"
When Zhang Lan broke the news, they looked at each other with big mouths. The fire of gossip was burning in each other's eyes.
Hey!
Xu Yan glanced at Zhang Lan with pity, shook his head and sighed softly, "Don't give up the treatment!"
"What do you mean? Who are you saying is sick? Tell me clearly..."
……
Inside the office.
Zhang Lan was sitting in front of the desk, holding a ballpoint pen in one hand, and a blank paper in the other, poking and poking vigorously, completely mistaking the white paper for Xu Yan, and cursed angrily while poking: "You are the only one who is sick. Your whole family is sick. I will stab you to death, stab you to death, stab you to death..."
A piece of flimsy white paper was so ravaged that it was poked to pieces after a couple of efforts, but even so, Zhang Lan still didn't calm down. When she thought of Xu Yan's hateful and shameless face, she couldn't get angry Let's fight together, this bastard indulges the perverted dog to harass the woman, it's fine if he doesn't know how to repent, he even said sarcastic remarks, called her a hag, and said that she was sick, and told her not to give up the treatment. What can't be tolerated.
In extreme anger, Zhang Lan thought of his trump card again, and murmured angrily, "I must expose you, I must expose you..."
As soon as he thought of it, Zhang Lan turned on the computer, sat in front of the computer, and began to edit the press release. Soon, a draft of a crusade against Xu Yan was completed. It was full of one or two thousand words, and it was more sharp and aggressive than the previous crusade draft. He said that Xu Yan, as an active soldier, did not train in the army, did not think about defending his home and country, but actually sneaked out of the army, walked his dog outside and flirted with women. Such behavior is no different from that of a hooligan. It is a shame to the soldiers and the army !
After checking it several times and making some adjustments to make this manuscript more critical, Zhang Lan nodded in satisfaction, and excitedly went to the editor-in-chief.
Then, the scene from two months ago was staged again. After seeing the manuscript, the editor-in-chief killed it without any hesitation, without any room for maneuver, and talked to her sincerely.
Ten minutes later, Zhang Lan drooped his head and walked out of the editor-in-chief's office listlessly. While feeling aggrieved and depressed, he wanted to cry without tears, but at the same time, he couldn't help but secretly swear, "Xu Yan, stinky rascal, just wait for me, I won't be kind." Just put it off, one day, I will expose you, I will definitely!"
……
Brilliant bar.
In front of the door, colorful neon lights flickered. A young man with a big mouth stood confidently at the door, stroked the bottle containing the pills in his pocket with his palm, and walked into the bar with his head held high.
This person is Big Mouth. It has been three days since he got the pretense pill, and he has been wanting to go out to show off, but he has never had the chance. No, today he found an excuse for his cousin to move, and declined Xu Yan's invitation to play together , a person came to the brilliant bar that he seldom set foot in on weekdays, and he wanted to dominate the entire bar!
There are pretentious pills, so confident!
PS: There is another chapter tonight, sorry, I made a slip of the tongue yesterday, absolutely not today!
(End of this chapter)
You can scold my friends all you want, but don't scold me!
Xu Yan's shameless words resounded in the square and drifted with the wind. Zhang Lan was messed up, Dazui was messed up, and the wind around him seemed to be messed up as well.
"I knew it would be like this!" Xiao Sa covered her face with her hands and moaned weakly.
When Xu Yan opened his mouth, he began to doubt, with this guy's peeing nature, how could he say the words of defending his brother, and things turned out as he expected.
"In vain, I thought he would say, 'You can scold me any way you want, don't scold my friends'. I was so moved in my heart, who would have thought that the result would be completely different. Give me back my tears, give me back my tears. Give me back the trust..." Dazui exaggeratedly held his heart in his hands, and said with tears in his eyes, his face wrinkled like a chrysanthemum, painstakingly paid for it wrong!
Zhang Lan obviously didn't expect that Xu Yan would say such a thing, and he was stunned for a moment. What a shameless person to say such words!
After being dumbfounded for a while, she finally came to her senses and couldn't help cursing, "Shameless!"
"Enough!" Xu Yan yelled sharply, and reiterated: "You don't understand people's language, it's still a problem. As I said, it's okay to scold my friend, but don't scold me!"
"You are the one who scolded!" Zhang Lan said angrily.
Facing Zhang Lan's angry reprimand, Xu Yan suddenly fell silent. Zhang Lan didn't feel anything about it, but the two with big mouths couldn't help but look at each other with great interest. They didn't think that Xu Yan would be willing to be scolded. Even if the other party is a woman, the same is true, because such things as gentlemanly demeanor, like Xu Yan's integrity, have been thrown away by him for a long time.
Sure enough, Xu Yan was silent for a moment, and ignored Zhang Lan, but lowered his head, glared at the cute dog, and scolded: "You dead dog, you know how to get me into trouble all day long, let me tell you how many times before you can do it." Longer memory..."
Zhang Lan looked at Xu Yan's performance with a sneer, thinking that he was going to get rid of himself by scolding Haha, and his heart became more and more contemptuous of him, but soon the sneer on his lips completely froze, because Xu Yan Yan's next words came to his ears, "You said that if you provoke a beautiful woman, I will admit it, but if you provoke a hag, what is that?"
puff!
Hearing Xu Yan's words, the two big-mouthed and handsome couldn't help laughing. They shook their heads and whispered, "I knew that this guy can eat everything, but he can't suffer, as expected!"
"Who do you call a dominatrix?" Zhang Lan raised her brows, trembling with anger at Xu Yan's words.
"I didn't mention you, I was teaching my stupid dog a lesson!" Xu Yan turned back and continued to point at Haha at his feet, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai: "Be more careful in the future, don't act like you haven't seen a woman in eight lifetimes, what? All kinds of women are provoked by me, otherwise you will have to be stewed!"
"Xu Yan!"
Veins popped out on Zhang Lan's forehead, and she was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. She wished she could rush up to deal with him, but after noticing the smirk on Xu Yan's lips, she miraculously held it back.
"Zhang Lan, calm down, this bastard is deliberately irritating you, you must not be fooled, let alone quarrel with him, or you will be fooled." Zhang Lan told herself in her heart, after a few deep breaths, she calmed down , asked without any fuss: "Is the cake delicious?"
"Uh!"
Xu Yan paused when he heard the words, and looked at her blankly, wondering what she was talking about?
Big Mouth Chic was equally confused, the two looked at Zhang Lan and then at Xu Yan, and their intuition told them that there must be a story between the two of them.
"Is the cake delicious?" Zhang Lan continued to ask, staring at Xu Yan playfully, seeing him stunned before, she thought he was disgusted.
"What cake?" Xu Yan asked in confusion.
"Is it interesting to pretend like this?" Zhang Lan asked back, and then sneered: "I specially prepared that cake for you. It is made with my footwashing water. It is very enjoyable to eat!"
When Zhang Lan broke the news, they looked at each other with big mouths. The fire of gossip was burning in each other's eyes.
Hey!
Xu Yan glanced at Zhang Lan with pity, shook his head and sighed softly, "Don't give up the treatment!"
"What do you mean? Who are you saying is sick? Tell me clearly..."
……
Inside the office.
Zhang Lan was sitting in front of the desk, holding a ballpoint pen in one hand, and a blank paper in the other, poking and poking vigorously, completely mistaking the white paper for Xu Yan, and cursed angrily while poking: "You are the only one who is sick. Your whole family is sick. I will stab you to death, stab you to death, stab you to death..."
A piece of flimsy white paper was so ravaged that it was poked to pieces after a couple of efforts, but even so, Zhang Lan still didn't calm down. When she thought of Xu Yan's hateful and shameless face, she couldn't get angry Let's fight together, this bastard indulges the perverted dog to harass the woman, it's fine if he doesn't know how to repent, he even said sarcastic remarks, called her a hag, and said that she was sick, and told her not to give up the treatment. What can't be tolerated.
In extreme anger, Zhang Lan thought of his trump card again, and murmured angrily, "I must expose you, I must expose you..."
As soon as he thought of it, Zhang Lan turned on the computer, sat in front of the computer, and began to edit the press release. Soon, a draft of a crusade against Xu Yan was completed. It was full of one or two thousand words, and it was more sharp and aggressive than the previous crusade draft. He said that Xu Yan, as an active soldier, did not train in the army, did not think about defending his home and country, but actually sneaked out of the army, walked his dog outside and flirted with women. Such behavior is no different from that of a hooligan. It is a shame to the soldiers and the army !
After checking it several times and making some adjustments to make this manuscript more critical, Zhang Lan nodded in satisfaction, and excitedly went to the editor-in-chief.
Then, the scene from two months ago was staged again. After seeing the manuscript, the editor-in-chief killed it without any hesitation, without any room for maneuver, and talked to her sincerely.
Ten minutes later, Zhang Lan drooped his head and walked out of the editor-in-chief's office listlessly. While feeling aggrieved and depressed, he wanted to cry without tears, but at the same time, he couldn't help but secretly swear, "Xu Yan, stinky rascal, just wait for me, I won't be kind." Just put it off, one day, I will expose you, I will definitely!"
……
Brilliant bar.
In front of the door, colorful neon lights flickered. A young man with a big mouth stood confidently at the door, stroked the bottle containing the pills in his pocket with his palm, and walked into the bar with his head held high.
This person is Big Mouth. It has been three days since he got the pretense pill, and he has been wanting to go out to show off, but he has never had the chance. No, today he found an excuse for his cousin to move, and declined Xu Yan's invitation to play together , a person came to the brilliant bar that he seldom set foot in on weekdays, and he wanted to dominate the entire bar!
There are pretentious pills, so confident!
PS: There is another chapter tonight, sorry, I made a slip of the tongue yesterday, absolutely not today!
(End of this chapter)
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