hilarious soldier king
Chapter 189 I don't want to die, I'm still a virgin!
Chapter 189 I don't want to die, I'm still a virgin!
"I don't want to die, I haven't found a girlfriend yet, I'm still a virgin..."
Xu Yan's sharp howl sounded from mid-air, and reached the ears of everyone present.
Countless pairs of eyes looked, and saw Xu Yan hanging in the air, clutching a curtain that was about to burst, his face turned pale with fright, and he kept wailing for help. Stick to the appearance when negotiating conditions.
puff!
Seeing Xu Yan's funny appearance, although everyone knew that in such a critical situation, one shouldn't laugh, but there were still a few people who couldn't help laughing, because this guy was so funny.
"You're laughing, I'm dying, you're not talking about trying to save me, but you're still laughing here, don't you have any sympathy." Hearing the laughter, Xu Yan was furious, and lowered his head cursed.
The movement of bowing his head caused his whole body to sway, and the curtain above his head cracked again.
scoff!
A ripping sound came from the top of his head, the sound was not loud, but when it fell in Xu Yan's ears, it was like a thunderbolt, which scared him out of his wits, and his body froze for a moment, as if he had been immobilized , froze in mid-air, not daring to move, like a pendant hanging in the air.
Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed that Tang Jue looked up at him, and Xu Yan cried out in a tearful tone, "Companion...company commander, save me, I don't want to die..."
"Xu Yan, don't move around. Look around to see if there is any place to grab hold of. Try to stabilize your body. We are here to rescue you." Tang Jue remained calm in the face of danger, and shouted at Xu Yan, and then a series of words The order was issued, on the one hand, the onlookers were asked to find a quilt as soon as possible, and several people spread it out, and took emergency measures below; Xu Yan; and he took a few people and ran towards Xu Yan's floor quickly, preparing to rescue him in the middle...
Xu Yanren was in mid-air, and upon hearing Tang Jue's reminder, he hurriedly looked around to see if there was a starting point, but it didn't matter if he didn't move, the curtain was torn a little more by this movement, he suddenly didn't dare to move, and shouted down : "No way, I can't find a place to grab it..."
When he lowered his head, Xu Yan unexpectedly discovered that Tang Jue had disappeared. This made him startled and angry, and he couldn't help but cursed: "Tang Jue, I'll kill you, you immortal, and you took me back to the army regardless of my objection." , now my life is dying, but you are running away alone, I curse your wife for never having an orgasm..."
While Xu Yan was yelling, the people below got the quilt, and the four people grabbed the four corners to spread the quilt apart, guarded under Xu Yan, and got ready to catch him.
On the top of the building, Lu Xiaolin also found a rope, and shouted excitedly: "The rope is here!"
"Give it to me!"
Mo Wenyuan said something, and hurriedly snatched the rope from Lu Xiaolin's hand, handed one end to Jiang Danian who was beside him, and told him to hold the rope, while he threw the other end of the rope towards Xu Yan, "Xu Yan, catch the rope!"
"Good Le!"
Xu Yan's eyes lit up, he looked at the direction the rope was coming from, and he grabbed it and found it in his hand, but his hand was light and he didn't feel any strength at all. He raised his head suspiciously, but unexpectedly found that both ends of the rope were hanging down at the same time.
"My day!"
Xu Yan's shock was no small matter. The hand that grabbed the curtain suddenly used force, and then the curtain squeaked and was completely torn apart. He also lost his center of gravity and fell from midair.
He was in mid-air, and he heard the conversation between Mo Wenyuan and Jiang Danian from above.
"Where's the rope in your hand?"
"I... threw it down!"
"Who told you to throw it, didn't I ask you to hold it?"
"I was worried that the curtain would not be able to bear it, and Xu Yan would fall in early, so I just threw the rope down..."
Mo Wenyuan: "..."
Everyone in Sun Xin: "..."
Xu Yan who fell down: "..."
"God, why am I such a smart person, but there are so many self-righteous idiots around me..." The thought flashed away, Xu Yan waved his hands in the air, and let out a mournful wail.
Ahhhhh!
Xu Yan waved his arms, trying to grab a life-saving straw.
And the next moment, a life-saving straw appeared. Tang Jue kicked open the door, and swept to the window like the wind. He glanced outside and saw Xu Yan falling down while grabbing the rope, and the other end of the rope was also floating in front of his eyes. However, he stuck out his palm suddenly, grabbed the rope, and shouted: "Hold on to the rope!"
boom!
The two ends of the rope were caught in the hands of Xu Yan and Tang Jue, and they collapsed in an instant with a muffled sound.
The huge impact caused the rope to sink suddenly. Tang Jue felt a pain in his palm. The rope was deeply strangled like his palm. His palm was instantly worn out. His brow furrowed in pain. Take a drink and clenched tightly.
laugh!
The rope slid out more than a foot, pulling out a foot-long bloodstain, and then Tang Jue's bloody palm firmly grasped it. Xu Yan was suspended in the air again, temporarily out of danger.
call!
At this moment, Mo Wenyuan, Sun Xinjiang and Luo Yifei on the top of the building, the dense audience downstairs, Tang Jue who was holding Xu Yan, and the people who came up with him, all the people present breathed a sigh of relief.
"Company commander, your hand..." A person behind Tang Jue reminded him worriedly when he saw that Tang Jue's palm was bloody and blood was sliding down the rope.
Tang Jue shook his head, ignored his palms, and shouted at Xu Yan below: "Let me ask you again, do you still want to jump off the building? If so, I will immediately let go of the rope and let you get your wish..."
When Xu Yan heard that it was okay, he hurriedly begged: "No, company commander, don't let go, I don't want to die, I haven't found a girlfriend yet!"
"Didn't you want to jump off the building? Why don't you want to now?"
"I don't want to, I never thought about it at the beginning. With such a good company commander like you, how could I be willing to die!" Xu Yan salivated and said, seeing that Tang Jue didn't believe it, he hurriedly explained: "I just went up to get some air. That idiot Nian had to yell nonsense, saying that I'm going to jump off the building..." Mentioning Jiang Danian, Xu Yan felt angry, and said angrily, "And he was the one who knocked me down!"
"Sure enough, it's this idiot who failed to accomplish anything but ruined it." Hearing that it was indeed Jiang Danian, Tang Jue gritted his teeth and murmured. The rope in his hand swayed a few times according to his emotions, which immediately attracted Xu Yan's pleading.
"Company commander, please, don't let go!"
"You don't want to leave the army?"
"Don't think about it, with such a respectable and amiable company commander like you, and a group of lovely comrades in arms, how can I be willing to leave!"
"Stop being lazy and slippery in the future?"
"No, no, I will train hard in the future, company commander, please pull me up!"
After some bargaining, Xu Yan was rescued, and a farce came to an end. However, the news that he attempted to jump off a building and that he was still a virgin spread throughout the army and became the laughing stock of the whole wolf group!
(End of this chapter)
"I don't want to die, I haven't found a girlfriend yet, I'm still a virgin..."
Xu Yan's sharp howl sounded from mid-air, and reached the ears of everyone present.
Countless pairs of eyes looked, and saw Xu Yan hanging in the air, clutching a curtain that was about to burst, his face turned pale with fright, and he kept wailing for help. Stick to the appearance when negotiating conditions.
puff!
Seeing Xu Yan's funny appearance, although everyone knew that in such a critical situation, one shouldn't laugh, but there were still a few people who couldn't help laughing, because this guy was so funny.
"You're laughing, I'm dying, you're not talking about trying to save me, but you're still laughing here, don't you have any sympathy." Hearing the laughter, Xu Yan was furious, and lowered his head cursed.
The movement of bowing his head caused his whole body to sway, and the curtain above his head cracked again.
scoff!
A ripping sound came from the top of his head, the sound was not loud, but when it fell in Xu Yan's ears, it was like a thunderbolt, which scared him out of his wits, and his body froze for a moment, as if he had been immobilized , froze in mid-air, not daring to move, like a pendant hanging in the air.
Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed that Tang Jue looked up at him, and Xu Yan cried out in a tearful tone, "Companion...company commander, save me, I don't want to die..."
"Xu Yan, don't move around. Look around to see if there is any place to grab hold of. Try to stabilize your body. We are here to rescue you." Tang Jue remained calm in the face of danger, and shouted at Xu Yan, and then a series of words The order was issued, on the one hand, the onlookers were asked to find a quilt as soon as possible, and several people spread it out, and took emergency measures below; Xu Yan; and he took a few people and ran towards Xu Yan's floor quickly, preparing to rescue him in the middle...
Xu Yanren was in mid-air, and upon hearing Tang Jue's reminder, he hurriedly looked around to see if there was a starting point, but it didn't matter if he didn't move, the curtain was torn a little more by this movement, he suddenly didn't dare to move, and shouted down : "No way, I can't find a place to grab it..."
When he lowered his head, Xu Yan unexpectedly discovered that Tang Jue had disappeared. This made him startled and angry, and he couldn't help but cursed: "Tang Jue, I'll kill you, you immortal, and you took me back to the army regardless of my objection." , now my life is dying, but you are running away alone, I curse your wife for never having an orgasm..."
While Xu Yan was yelling, the people below got the quilt, and the four people grabbed the four corners to spread the quilt apart, guarded under Xu Yan, and got ready to catch him.
On the top of the building, Lu Xiaolin also found a rope, and shouted excitedly: "The rope is here!"
"Give it to me!"
Mo Wenyuan said something, and hurriedly snatched the rope from Lu Xiaolin's hand, handed one end to Jiang Danian who was beside him, and told him to hold the rope, while he threw the other end of the rope towards Xu Yan, "Xu Yan, catch the rope!"
"Good Le!"
Xu Yan's eyes lit up, he looked at the direction the rope was coming from, and he grabbed it and found it in his hand, but his hand was light and he didn't feel any strength at all. He raised his head suspiciously, but unexpectedly found that both ends of the rope were hanging down at the same time.
"My day!"
Xu Yan's shock was no small matter. The hand that grabbed the curtain suddenly used force, and then the curtain squeaked and was completely torn apart. He also lost his center of gravity and fell from midair.
He was in mid-air, and he heard the conversation between Mo Wenyuan and Jiang Danian from above.
"Where's the rope in your hand?"
"I... threw it down!"
"Who told you to throw it, didn't I ask you to hold it?"
"I was worried that the curtain would not be able to bear it, and Xu Yan would fall in early, so I just threw the rope down..."
Mo Wenyuan: "..."
Everyone in Sun Xin: "..."
Xu Yan who fell down: "..."
"God, why am I such a smart person, but there are so many self-righteous idiots around me..." The thought flashed away, Xu Yan waved his hands in the air, and let out a mournful wail.
Ahhhhh!
Xu Yan waved his arms, trying to grab a life-saving straw.
And the next moment, a life-saving straw appeared. Tang Jue kicked open the door, and swept to the window like the wind. He glanced outside and saw Xu Yan falling down while grabbing the rope, and the other end of the rope was also floating in front of his eyes. However, he stuck out his palm suddenly, grabbed the rope, and shouted: "Hold on to the rope!"
boom!
The two ends of the rope were caught in the hands of Xu Yan and Tang Jue, and they collapsed in an instant with a muffled sound.
The huge impact caused the rope to sink suddenly. Tang Jue felt a pain in his palm. The rope was deeply strangled like his palm. His palm was instantly worn out. His brow furrowed in pain. Take a drink and clenched tightly.
laugh!
The rope slid out more than a foot, pulling out a foot-long bloodstain, and then Tang Jue's bloody palm firmly grasped it. Xu Yan was suspended in the air again, temporarily out of danger.
call!
At this moment, Mo Wenyuan, Sun Xinjiang and Luo Yifei on the top of the building, the dense audience downstairs, Tang Jue who was holding Xu Yan, and the people who came up with him, all the people present breathed a sigh of relief.
"Company commander, your hand..." A person behind Tang Jue reminded him worriedly when he saw that Tang Jue's palm was bloody and blood was sliding down the rope.
Tang Jue shook his head, ignored his palms, and shouted at Xu Yan below: "Let me ask you again, do you still want to jump off the building? If so, I will immediately let go of the rope and let you get your wish..."
When Xu Yan heard that it was okay, he hurriedly begged: "No, company commander, don't let go, I don't want to die, I haven't found a girlfriend yet!"
"Didn't you want to jump off the building? Why don't you want to now?"
"I don't want to, I never thought about it at the beginning. With such a good company commander like you, how could I be willing to die!" Xu Yan salivated and said, seeing that Tang Jue didn't believe it, he hurriedly explained: "I just went up to get some air. That idiot Nian had to yell nonsense, saying that I'm going to jump off the building..." Mentioning Jiang Danian, Xu Yan felt angry, and said angrily, "And he was the one who knocked me down!"
"Sure enough, it's this idiot who failed to accomplish anything but ruined it." Hearing that it was indeed Jiang Danian, Tang Jue gritted his teeth and murmured. The rope in his hand swayed a few times according to his emotions, which immediately attracted Xu Yan's pleading.
"Company commander, please, don't let go!"
"You don't want to leave the army?"
"Don't think about it, with such a respectable and amiable company commander like you, and a group of lovely comrades in arms, how can I be willing to leave!"
"Stop being lazy and slippery in the future?"
"No, no, I will train hard in the future, company commander, please pull me up!"
After some bargaining, Xu Yan was rescued, and a farce came to an end. However, the news that he attempted to jump off a building and that he was still a virgin spread throughout the army and became the laughing stock of the whole wolf group!
(End of this chapter)
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