hilarious soldier king

Chapter 191 A Beauty Looks for Xu Yan
What is happiness?
This is a matter of opinion, and different people have different understandings and definitions.

Cats eat fish, dogs eat feces, and Ultraman fights with little monsters. These are all happiness.Of course, Xu Yan is not a cat, he doesn’t like fish, he’s not a dog, so he doesn’t know how to eat feces, he’s not Ultraman, he doesn’t have any interest in fighting little monsters, his happiness doesn’t come from specific events Yes, but by comparison, there is only superiority when there is comparison!
I don't care how much I have achieved, I don't care how much money I have, I only care about the comparison with others. When Luo Yifei has steamed buns to eat and he has nothing, he feels that he is not as happy as Luo Yifei; At that time, he felt that he was happier than Luo Yifei... Similarly, everyone stood foolishly on the playground in the middle of the night, sleepy like a second grandson, and he felt very happy that he could lie in a warm bed.

So, Xu Yan lay on the bed with his head pressed against the pillow, a familiar smell came from his breath, it was full of happiness, it was a wonderful night.

……

Compared to his happiness, the other members of the investigative company were dumbfounded. They were assembled urgently in the middle of the night. If they said there were no complaints, it would be a lie. Gatherings, of course, a burst of complaints and discussions are indispensable.

"What's going on, why did you gather in an emergency in the middle of the night?"

"I don't know, it should be to train our emergency response capabilities."

"In the middle of the night, it suddenly came out like this, isn't it torturing people!"

Everyone was discussing, quickly lined up, and then waited for further instructions...

What they didn't know was that they were doomed to have no further instructions, because there was no one else on the playground except them in a neat queue. The company commander Tang Jue seemed afraid of scaring everyone. He didn't appear in front of everyone, and he didn't shout orders such as "Ten kilometers of armed cross-country" at everyone, he didn't show up at all.

Ten seconds passed, 20 seconds passed, half a minute passed, 1 minute passed...

But Tang Jue didn't show up for a long time. Everyone was surprised at the beginning, and gradually began to doubt.

"What's the matter, Captain?"

"I don't know, I didn't see it when I came here."

"Who informed the emergency assembly?"

"I was the first to come to the playground, and I didn't see anyone there."

"This shouldn't be the case. In the past, the company commander was always the first to show up during the emergency assembly. He held the watch with a stern face, checking the time, and kept time for us. Why did he hide today? Could it be that the sun is hitting the west? raised?"

"I don't think the sun rises from the west, but we have been fooled."

"You mean that the company commander deliberately tricked us."

"Stupid you, the company commander wants to play us, do you need to be so sneaky?"

"You mean..."

"We were tricked. Someone pretended to be the company commander and blew the emergency call!"

Everyone whispered to each other, and after a short communication, everyone quickly understood that they and others must have been played by others.

Ah!
The howling of wolves kept coming and going on the playground, and many people yelled, "Master, it's too wicked to play such pranks in the middle of the night, don't let me know who did it, otherwise, I can't get around him!"

A group of people went back to the dormitory cursing, all angry and angry, hating the prankster.

In the middle of the night, the emergency call was sounded to wake everyone up from their sleep, which in itself was even more abhorrent, and what was even more abhorrent was that it was not the troops who woke up to inform everyone of the training, but someone playing a prank.

"It's too much to play such a prank." Lu Xiaolin said angrily, and walked back to the dormitory with everyone, his eyes swept around, but he didn't see Xu Yan, so he couldn't help doubting: "Xu Yan didn't come , he must have done it!"

"Nine times out of ten it's him." Hearing Lu Xiaolin's reminder, Luo Yifei immediately agreed, "This kind of thing is only capable of doing this kind of thing. This guy has never suffered a little bit. He was ridiculed like that before. He must have been ready for revenge."

"I was wondering why he suddenly changed his mind, and he didn't reply when he was teased and ridiculed. So he was waiting here!"

"Go, go back and clean him up!"

Everyone discussed and walked back to the dormitory.

……

Two rows and three shifts.

Xu Yan lay comfortably on the bed, listening to the howling of wolves from the playground, the footsteps and complaints from outside, his heart felt like honey, and the happiness in his heart almost overflowed.

"Huh, this is the end of mocking brother, let's see if brother doesn't play you to death." Xu Yan's lips moved, and he whispered something, and when he heard the voice of Luo Yifei and others outside, he rolled his eyes, closed them and pretended to be asleep .

boom!
The next moment, the door was kicked open from the outside.

Luo Yifei and others filed in, surrounded Xu Yan in unison, and shouted, "Xu Yan, you did a good job!"

Xu Yan sat up in shock, and asked pretendingly, "What are you doing!"

"Xu Yan, don't pretend to be ignorant, don't you know what we want to do?" Luo Yifei sneered, stepped forward and asked, "In the middle of the night, the emergency call was sounded to trick us into gathering, but you are here Sleep well, you don't think it's too much to do so."

"What emergency assembly number, you don't want to spew blood..."

Who is Xu Yan? He is best at sophistry. As soon as Luo Yifei finished speaking, his words were waiting behind him.

, not only directly denied the matter, but also slapped him with a rake: "Okay, you guys, there is an emergency gathering, but you didn't call me, and you wanted to make me look ugly. God is sorry, I don't know which second uncle will act on behalf of the sky, and tricked you all!" Fan, let me survive."

What the hell!

A group of people were dumbfounded, and they were so irritated by Xu Yan's shamelessness, what is called black and white, what is shameless, the Xu Yan in front of him is...

Seeing that everyone was filled with anger and looked like they were going to do something, Xu Yan raised his eyebrows and said, "What are you doing, you can't beat me, so you are going to do it!

A group of people were overwhelmed by his words, and it was not easy to step forward for a while. Several people looked at each other for a while, and told Luo Yifei to break the deadlock. He sneered and said: "I don't want to admit it, I'm not afraid that you won't admit it. You are rejected by a woman. You are looking for death and life." If you want to jump off a building, you have a big embarrassment, and you are ridiculed by everyone, you will hold a grudge..."

"Let me repeat, I didn't seek death or jump off a building. It was New Year's Eve who bumped me down..." Xu Yan made a distinction, curled his lips and said, "I, Xu Yan, is a man of talent. There are too many women chasing me. Gogo Fingers, I don’t know how many women are crying and begging to be my girlfriend, would I give up a forest for a tree? What a joke!”

vomit!
Xu Yan's shameless words caused everyone to curl their lips, Luo Yifei even vomited, and would not believe even a single punctuation mark in his words.

"What's your expression? Could it be that you don't believe me?" Xu Yan pretended to be ashamed.

"We can believe it, unless you can prove it to us."

"The proof is the proof. Just keep your eyes open and watch. I will call back tomorrow and ask three or five women to come to the army!"

"Toad yawned loudly. There are still three or five women. If you can have one of them, it's your skill!"

As a result, a group of people were brought into the ditch by Xu Yan, and they completely forgot to question Xu Yan, instead they were entangled in the question of his charm and whether a woman would come to him.

What was even more incredible was that a woman actually came to Xu Yan the next morning!

(End of this chapter)