hilarious soldier king
Chapter 197 Women's revenge, all day long!
Chapter 197 Women's revenge, all day long!
"Lu Jing, don't be stupid, Xu Yan is such an excellent person, and only a beauty like Feng Miaochan or his current girlfriend can be worthy of him, how could it be possible for someone like you to expect extravagantly... And before coming here, didn’t you already agree, as long as he can be happy and happy, now seeing that he is not depressed, has he achieved his goal, he should be happy..."
After complaining about herself for a while, the corners of Lu Jing's lips twitched, and she secretly persuaded herself, but even though she said so, she couldn't feel happy in her heart.
The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, but you don't know that I love you;
The farthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you and you don’t know that I love you, but loves you to the point of obsession, but cannot say I love you;
...
The farthest distance in the world is not that I can't say I love you, but that I miss you so much, but I can only bury it deep in my heart!
The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches that grow from the same root, but they cannot depend on each other in the wind;
The farthest distance in the world is not that the branches cannot depend on each other, but the stars looking at each other, but there is no intersection track;
The farthest distance in the world is not the trajectory between the stars, but even if the trajectories meet, there is nowhere to be found in an instant;
The furthest distance in the world is not that you can't find it in an instant, but that you are destined not to get together before you meet:
The furthest distance in the world is the distance between a bird and a fish, one is in the sky, and the other is diving deep into the sea!
"I wish you happiness!"
Lu Jing glanced back at the troops, blessed Xu Yan in a low voice, and left feeling sad and disappointed.
What she didn't know was that she was overthinking all this, Zhang Lan was not Xu Yan's girlfriend at all, the two of them were not even friends, they could even be said to be in the same situation, the intimacy they showed was all fake.
The intimacy that made her very disappointed also made Zhang Lan very angry. She tried her best not to explode on the spot, but after leaving the scene, Zhang Lan's face turned green and she was furious.
"Xu Yan, you stinky rascal, pervert, I won't let you go! I definitely won't let you go!"
A furious growl came from Zhang Lan's mouth. She took out a tissue and wiped her cheeks over and over again, while cursing Xu Yan from the bottom of her heart. It has long been riddled with holes and bones.
Thinking that she was going to trick Xu Yan, but in the end he took advantage of him and was kissed on the cheek by his salty pig's mouth, there was no problem with her eyes, and she became even more annoyed at him.
Ahhhhh!
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and a suffocation was suffocating in his chest, which made Zhang Lan uncontrollably let out a series of screams.
"Zhang Lan, what's the matter, are you okay?" A voice came from behind. It was Xiao He, the photographer who came to the army with Zhang Lan. Because many places in the army are not allowed to take pictures, he received a lot of attention. He found it troublesome, so he found an excuse to separate from him, but he didn't expect to run into him again by chance.
"It's nothing, I was bitten by a bug." Facing Xiao He's concerned gaze, Zhang Lan shook her head and said, but she didn't tell him the truth. It's not a decent thing, and it's not easy to let others know.
Xiao He didn't doubt that there was him, and thought that there were really bugs, so he responded with a few words, and said: "The two monitors are going to take us to the dormitory area, let's go together."
Although Zhang Lan hated Xu Yan to the bone and desperately wanted to seek revenge from him, but he couldn't forget the mission of coming here. Went to the dormitory area.
But even though the person left, her heart didn't keep up, she was absent-minded all the time, and didn't hear what others said clearly. This state lasted for a long time, until she saw the densely packed clothes in the dormitory area, and she came back to her senses , curiously asked: "There are so many identical clothes, do they have different numbers?"
"No number."
"No! Without a serial number, how can you tell whose clothes it is? Can't you make a mistake?" Zhang Lan was dumbfounded. She thought she could use the clothes to get revenge on Xu Yan, but now it seemed hopeless.
The squad leader didn't know what she was thinking, and said with a smile: "The clothes of different companies and classes should be placed in a certain area. When drying, they should be dried in order, and when they are taken out, they should be taken in order."
"Show it in order, take it in order, can you tell me in detail?" Zhang Lan's eyes lit up, and she asked quickly.I thought there was no chance, but I didn't expect that there was no way out, there was no way out, there was no way out, and there was no clothes number, but there was a fixed location, and Xu Yan's clothes could be locked, and it was easier to find them this way.
Zhang Lan, a beautiful woman, is interested in this, and it's not something that needs to be kept secret. The other party naturally knows everything, and quickly tells what she knows. Zhang Lan listens carefully. During the period, she asked a few times, and finally figured it out. Now, the position of Xu Yan's clothes is the third from the left of the second row and third squad of the investigation company.
"This is interesting!" Zhang Lan secretly noted down the position of Xu Yan's clothes, said something with a light smile on her lips, and walked towards another place. Before leaving, she also stared at Xu Yan's clothes. Having made up his mind, he will come over and play tricks when he turns around, and he must punish Xu Yan severely.
Dust, mud, chili powder...
Zhang Lan thought about it, and quickly made a decision, that is to sprinkle chili noodles on the inside of the clothes. The chili noodles are spicy, worn next to the body, and rubbed against the skin. The hot and spicy taste must be great!
Next, Zhang Lan went to the cooking class again, got the chili noodles, said a few words casually, then slipped back, found Xu Yan's position, and spread the chili noodles on the inside of her clothes. The chili noodles rubbed against the back of her hand, and it was hot. This made her speechless, but also secretly excited. The greater the power of the chili noodles, the more uncomfortable Xu Yan would be when she turned around, and the more she would feel the pleasure of revenge.
"Ha ha!"
After finishing all this, Zhang Lan chuckled twice, looked around guiltyly, saw that no one was there, and left the scene briskly, full of anticipation for what happened next.
She was not bad luck, she didn't wait too long, she had just finished painting her clothes and left, over there Xu Yan and others had finished their training, a group of people came in muddy, they were obviously going to take a shower to dry the laundry.
"It's God helping me too!" Zhang Lan became excited when she saw it, and hid aside and waited secretly.
A group of people went to pick up the clothes together. When they arrived at the place, Xu Yan walked a few steps quickly, found the position of his class, counted three times from left to right, then picked up the clothes in the third position, and changed positions with the one on the right. When the people behind came to him, they picked up the clothes on their seats, and Shi Shiran turned and left.
This guy is cautious, his family knows about his own affairs, he usually speaks cheap and shameless, and offended many people, in order to prevent being plotted against, he would even switch places with others on his clothes on weekdays to prevent problems before they happen, but he didn't know this time , really let him escape.
The next few people got their corresponding clothes and left. It is worth mentioning that the clothes that Luo Yifei got were the clothes that were originally placed in Xu Yan's place, and they were also sprinkled with pepper noodles by Zhang Lan...
(End of this chapter)
"Lu Jing, don't be stupid, Xu Yan is such an excellent person, and only a beauty like Feng Miaochan or his current girlfriend can be worthy of him, how could it be possible for someone like you to expect extravagantly... And before coming here, didn’t you already agree, as long as he can be happy and happy, now seeing that he is not depressed, has he achieved his goal, he should be happy..."
After complaining about herself for a while, the corners of Lu Jing's lips twitched, and she secretly persuaded herself, but even though she said so, she couldn't feel happy in her heart.
The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, but you don't know that I love you;
The farthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you and you don’t know that I love you, but loves you to the point of obsession, but cannot say I love you;
...
The farthest distance in the world is not that I can't say I love you, but that I miss you so much, but I can only bury it deep in my heart!
The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches that grow from the same root, but they cannot depend on each other in the wind;
The farthest distance in the world is not that the branches cannot depend on each other, but the stars looking at each other, but there is no intersection track;
The farthest distance in the world is not the trajectory between the stars, but even if the trajectories meet, there is nowhere to be found in an instant;
The furthest distance in the world is not that you can't find it in an instant, but that you are destined not to get together before you meet:
The furthest distance in the world is the distance between a bird and a fish, one is in the sky, and the other is diving deep into the sea!
"I wish you happiness!"
Lu Jing glanced back at the troops, blessed Xu Yan in a low voice, and left feeling sad and disappointed.
What she didn't know was that she was overthinking all this, Zhang Lan was not Xu Yan's girlfriend at all, the two of them were not even friends, they could even be said to be in the same situation, the intimacy they showed was all fake.
The intimacy that made her very disappointed also made Zhang Lan very angry. She tried her best not to explode on the spot, but after leaving the scene, Zhang Lan's face turned green and she was furious.
"Xu Yan, you stinky rascal, pervert, I won't let you go! I definitely won't let you go!"
A furious growl came from Zhang Lan's mouth. She took out a tissue and wiped her cheeks over and over again, while cursing Xu Yan from the bottom of her heart. It has long been riddled with holes and bones.
Thinking that she was going to trick Xu Yan, but in the end he took advantage of him and was kissed on the cheek by his salty pig's mouth, there was no problem with her eyes, and she became even more annoyed at him.
Ahhhhh!
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and a suffocation was suffocating in his chest, which made Zhang Lan uncontrollably let out a series of screams.
"Zhang Lan, what's the matter, are you okay?" A voice came from behind. It was Xiao He, the photographer who came to the army with Zhang Lan. Because many places in the army are not allowed to take pictures, he received a lot of attention. He found it troublesome, so he found an excuse to separate from him, but he didn't expect to run into him again by chance.
"It's nothing, I was bitten by a bug." Facing Xiao He's concerned gaze, Zhang Lan shook her head and said, but she didn't tell him the truth. It's not a decent thing, and it's not easy to let others know.
Xiao He didn't doubt that there was him, and thought that there were really bugs, so he responded with a few words, and said: "The two monitors are going to take us to the dormitory area, let's go together."
Although Zhang Lan hated Xu Yan to the bone and desperately wanted to seek revenge from him, but he couldn't forget the mission of coming here. Went to the dormitory area.
But even though the person left, her heart didn't keep up, she was absent-minded all the time, and didn't hear what others said clearly. This state lasted for a long time, until she saw the densely packed clothes in the dormitory area, and she came back to her senses , curiously asked: "There are so many identical clothes, do they have different numbers?"
"No number."
"No! Without a serial number, how can you tell whose clothes it is? Can't you make a mistake?" Zhang Lan was dumbfounded. She thought she could use the clothes to get revenge on Xu Yan, but now it seemed hopeless.
The squad leader didn't know what she was thinking, and said with a smile: "The clothes of different companies and classes should be placed in a certain area. When drying, they should be dried in order, and when they are taken out, they should be taken in order."
"Show it in order, take it in order, can you tell me in detail?" Zhang Lan's eyes lit up, and she asked quickly.I thought there was no chance, but I didn't expect that there was no way out, there was no way out, there was no way out, and there was no clothes number, but there was a fixed location, and Xu Yan's clothes could be locked, and it was easier to find them this way.
Zhang Lan, a beautiful woman, is interested in this, and it's not something that needs to be kept secret. The other party naturally knows everything, and quickly tells what she knows. Zhang Lan listens carefully. During the period, she asked a few times, and finally figured it out. Now, the position of Xu Yan's clothes is the third from the left of the second row and third squad of the investigation company.
"This is interesting!" Zhang Lan secretly noted down the position of Xu Yan's clothes, said something with a light smile on her lips, and walked towards another place. Before leaving, she also stared at Xu Yan's clothes. Having made up his mind, he will come over and play tricks when he turns around, and he must punish Xu Yan severely.
Dust, mud, chili powder...
Zhang Lan thought about it, and quickly made a decision, that is to sprinkle chili noodles on the inside of the clothes. The chili noodles are spicy, worn next to the body, and rubbed against the skin. The hot and spicy taste must be great!
Next, Zhang Lan went to the cooking class again, got the chili noodles, said a few words casually, then slipped back, found Xu Yan's position, and spread the chili noodles on the inside of her clothes. The chili noodles rubbed against the back of her hand, and it was hot. This made her speechless, but also secretly excited. The greater the power of the chili noodles, the more uncomfortable Xu Yan would be when she turned around, and the more she would feel the pleasure of revenge.
"Ha ha!"
After finishing all this, Zhang Lan chuckled twice, looked around guiltyly, saw that no one was there, and left the scene briskly, full of anticipation for what happened next.
She was not bad luck, she didn't wait too long, she had just finished painting her clothes and left, over there Xu Yan and others had finished their training, a group of people came in muddy, they were obviously going to take a shower to dry the laundry.
"It's God helping me too!" Zhang Lan became excited when she saw it, and hid aside and waited secretly.
A group of people went to pick up the clothes together. When they arrived at the place, Xu Yan walked a few steps quickly, found the position of his class, counted three times from left to right, then picked up the clothes in the third position, and changed positions with the one on the right. When the people behind came to him, they picked up the clothes on their seats, and Shi Shiran turned and left.
This guy is cautious, his family knows about his own affairs, he usually speaks cheap and shameless, and offended many people, in order to prevent being plotted against, he would even switch places with others on his clothes on weekdays to prevent problems before they happen, but he didn't know this time , really let him escape.
The next few people got their corresponding clothes and left. It is worth mentioning that the clothes that Luo Yifei got were the clothes that were originally placed in Xu Yan's place, and they were also sprinkled with pepper noodles by Zhang Lan...
(End of this chapter)
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