hilarious soldier king

Chapter 200 Laxatives!
three days later.

The team game begins.

In order to win the game, Xu Yan encouraged Luo Yifei to help, and the two gave laxatives to the opponent. The team member Xiao Liu, who was plotted against, blew violently and fell into a coma, and was sent to the hospital.

Hearing the news that little Liu from the second class had entered the hospital, Luo Yifei's face turned green with fright, and he approached Xu Yan immediately, and said anxiously: "Xu Yan, something bad happened, we caused a big disaster, and Xiao Liu from the second class ate it up." Laxatives, diarrhea continued, dehydration and coma, has been transferred to the military hospital."

Hearing this, Xu Yan's face changed suddenly. He never thought that the matter would be so serious, and subconsciously murmured, "Dehydration coma, how could it be so serious!"

"How do I know!" Luo Yifei said irritably, and sighed: "If I knew it, I wouldn't have bought laxatives for you. Now that I have caused such a big disaster, the army will definitely hold it accountable, and I will not be able to absolve myself of the blame." , now we are in big trouble..."

"Calm down, okay?" Xu Yan scolded, and said, "Now that the incident has happened, I regret that there is nothing to do with it. Let's wait for the result over there. I hope he will be fine."

……

Military hospital.

Outside an emergency room, the monitor of the second squad, Tang Jue, the commander of the reconnaissance company, and others waited anxiously outside.

Time passed by every minute and every second, just when several people were anxious and unbearable, the rescue inside finally had the result, the door of the emergency room opened, and a doctor came out of the emergency room.

Seeing the doctor walk out, Tang Jue rushed forward and asked nervously, "Doctor, how is the patient?"

"It's out of danger." The doctor said, thankfully, "Fortunately, it was delivered in time. If it was later in the evening and the body was more dehydrated, even if it was rescued, it may cause some sequelae."

Hearing that the patient's life was not in danger, and there would be no sequelae, Tang Jue and the others couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, their tense nerves relaxed, and the second squad leader was even more grateful: "Thank God, it's finally all right."

The doctor glanced at the second squad leader and blamed him: "You really don't take soldiers' lives seriously. I know you train hard and there will be some special training, but you don't have to give him so much at once. Take laxatives!"

"Laxatives? You said that the reason why he vomits profusely is because he took too much laxatives?" Tang Jue and the others were taken aback at the same time, and then they spoke uncertainly.

"Of course it's a laxative, and the dose is very large. A large amount of laxative ingredients were found in his stomach and intestines!" The doctor said affirmatively, and accused again: "You guys are training, it's murder!"

The second squad leader was about to speak, but Tang Jue said first, "I'm sorry doctor, thanks to you this time, we will pay attention next time."

"Doctor, do you think we can go in to see the patient." Tang Jue asked, and with the doctor's permission, a group of people went in to visit the patient.

After coming out of the ward, Tang Jue's face darkened suddenly, and he asked the second squad leader, "What's going on?"

Seeing that the fire was burning on him, the second squad leader became impatient, and quickly explained the matter again, reassuring that he did not give the patient laxatives, which can also prove that the patient would not normally take laxatives, "Company commander, I really don't know What's going on, before we were competing against Class Three, Xiao Liu said that his stomach was uncomfortable before the competition, and persisted until the end of the competition, I saw that his complexion was not very good, so I sent him to the medical room..."

"Competition with class three!" Tang Jue muttered, he already had an idea in his mind, after inquiring about the situation of the competition, he was almost sure that this matter had something to do with Xu Yan, and returned to the Wild Wolf Group angrily.

"Company Commander, Xu Yan may not have done this." Mo Wenyuan spoke for Xu Yan, but his tone was very uncertain. Obviously even he felt that this matter had something to do with Xu Yan.

"Who else would it be if it wasn't him!" Tang Jue sneered, and said angrily, "This kid is too mischievous, and he doesn't know what to do. If he doesn't deal with it properly, he will make a big mess sooner or later."

……

Back at the Wild Wolf Group, Tang Jue launched an investigation and easily found out about Luo Yifei buying laxatives. This result surprised him a little, but of course it was only slightly.

Even if it was Luo Yifei who bought the laxatives, he still didn't feel that Xu Yan could get away with this matter, so he summoned Luo Yifei immediately.

When Luo Yifei heard the news, he almost peed in fright, and left the dormitory with a sad face, turning his head every step of the way. Before leaving, he even shouted at Xu Yan: "Xu Yan, what should I do, you have to help me."

"Look at your promise, isn't it just to buy a laxative, and it's not your medicine, you are at most an accomplice, and I, the main criminal, are not much better, why are you so worried all day long?" Xu Yan dismissed He glanced at it and said in a bad mood.

"How can I be like you? My father is an ordinary worker, and your father is the head of the army. If you make mistakes, your father will take care of you. If I make mistakes, who will take care of me..."

"My dear son, I'll help you out." Xu Yan rolled his eyes and said eloquently.

"Fuck you!" Luo Yifei said angrily.

"At first, I thought I would go with you to meet the company commander and handle the matter alone. Since you are not willing, then forget it and go by yourself." Xu Yan said intentionally.

"do not want!"

"Let's go! Go see the company commander!"

……

The company commander's office.

Xu Yan and Luo Yifei came here. In addition to Tang Jue, there was Mo Wenyuan, the platoon leader, in the office.

"Company commander, you are looking for me." Entering the office, seeing Tang Jue's gloomy expression, Luo Yifei greeted him, but his heart felt uneasy.

Although Xu Yan said that he had to bear everything alone and came with him, he was still worried, because Xu Yan had never been so kind, and he was not such a righteous person. He said it well before. , who knows if he will change his mind when he gets here, if he puts the shit bowl on his head, then he will really want to cry without tears.

If it's something else, Xu Yan might really change his mind, but now he won't. It's not because he is loyal enough, but because he has other plans.

Before Tang Jue opened his mouth to ask Luo Yifei, he spoke first, "Company Commander, you are looking for Mule for the matter of Xiao Liu from Class Two!"

"The laxatives were really given by you!" Tang Jue said sharply, although he had long believed that the two of them did it, but after confirming it, he was still angry.

"Is he alright?" Xu Yan asked.

"It's out of the dangerous period. The specific situation needs to be stayed in the hospital for observation for a few days." Mo Wenyuan sighed, "You guys are so reckless, how could you do such a thing, this incident alarmed the head, you guys Just wait to be punished!"

Hearing this, Luo Yifei's complexion changed, and he couldn't help looking at Xu Yan.

Xu Yan patted his chest, and said proudly: "One person is responsible for what he does. This matter has nothing to do with Luo Yifei. I stole the laxative from him, and I took it alone. I will bear any punishment."

Luo Yifei suddenly looked back, staring at Xu Yan gratefully but incredulously, he was so moved that he discovered for the first time that under Xu Yan's scoundrel appearance, there was such a righteous side.

Compared to his emotion, Tang Jue, the company commander, suddenly became angry. He slapped the table fiercely, and said, "You can bear it all by yourself, do you know that because of your nonsense, you almost killed me?" The other party is dead... you just wait for the troops to punish you!"

Xu Yan's eyes flickered, not only was he not worried, but he followed suit and said, "Commander, I know that I have made a big mistake, and I have no face to stay in the army. Please punish me severely and expel me from the army." La!"

This is his real purpose. At the beginning, he was indeed for the movement of red flags, but after Xiao Liu was hospitalized, he quietly revised his plan, which was to take advantage of this incident to leave the army, which is why he would With Luo Yifei coming here, he is willing to bear the most important reason.

Tang Jue froze, and immediately turned angry. He never expected that Xu Yan would be such a rascal, causing such a big disaster. He just scolded him, and he put on a gesture of leaving the army. This made him, who was already in a bad mood, look even more ugly, and smiled angrily, saying: "Leaving the army, you have a good idea, you just wait to go to the military court!"

(End of this chapter)