hilarious soldier king

Chapter 204 Hero Saves the Beauty!
Declining Ji Xu's offer of help, after getting off the car, Xu Yan immediately dialed Da Zui's phone number, and after hearing Da Zui's words, he directly identified himself, "I'm Xu Yan!"

On the other end of the phone, Dazui began to breathe rapidly, and after a short period of panic, he finally spoke: "Hey, hello, can you hear me..."

Who is Xu Yan? He has played this trick many times. Of course, he couldn't be fooled by him. He directly threatened, "Don't be so stupid. I can hear you. Don't blame me for not warning you. If you dare Hang up the phone, and you're dead!"

Seeing through the plan and threatened by Xu Yan, he laughed loudly and said, "Xu Yan, it's you, are you okay with the army?"

"Thanks to you, I'm doing pretty well, I just miss you very much." Xu Yan said sideways.

Hearing the anger in Xu Yan's words, he shrank his neck and explained: "Xu Yan, what happened last time, we had no other choice..."

"Don't talk nonsense to me, you and Xiao Sa immediately go to the Starbucks coffee shop outside the east gate of Tunghai University. I will only wait for you for half an hour. If you still haven't shown up after half an hour, you will be responsible for the consequences!" Xu Yan said something coldly and hung up the phone directly.

On the other end of the phone, Dazui listened to the blind voice coming from the receiver, and after a brief moment of daze, he rushed out quickly, making a phone call with Chisa while walking.

……

East Gate of Tunghai University, Starbucks Cafe.

Xu Yan sat on the seat by the window, with a sneer on his lips, and looked out of the window from time to time, waiting for Dazui to come.

After waiting like this for about 10, [-], [-] minutes, a Toyota Camry parked outside the cafe, and the big mouth got out of the car, the two whispered a few words, and entered the cafe bravely.

"Amitabha, I hope he lied to us, he never came back from the army!"

When he entered the door, Dazui folded his hands together and muttered something in his mouth, hoping that Xu Yan was lying to them.

Because he knew clearly that if Xu Yan really came back, based on what they had done before, Xu Yan would definitely not let them go.

However, the Buddha didn't seem to hear his prayers. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Xu Yan sitting by the window, which made him pale all of a sudden, and almost ran away, but Xu Yan's cold and stern words Under his gaze, his legs seemed to be filled with lead, and he couldn't move forward no matter what.

Squeezing out a smile that was uglier than crying, it was a greeting to Xu Yan, and moved his big mouth step by step, pacing in front of Xu Yan.

Xiao Sa also had a bad complexion, but she was calmer than Da Zui. When she came to Xu Yan, she said hello, "Xu Yan, why are you back?"

"miss you guys!"

Xu Yan grinned and said, although he said he wanted to, but his expression and tone of voice didn't have the slightest meaning of missing, on the contrary, there was a taste of bitterness and hatred, which made the two of them feel their hearts beat.

Big Mouth was the first to hold back, and explained: "Xu Yan, what happened last time was something we had to do. It was Tang Jue who threatened us, saying that if we didn't help him, he would lock us up, and that there were more people in the army. It suits your development, that's why we... don't be angry, okay?"

"Fool, it's a good brother who thinks about me like this. It's too late for me to thank you. How could I be angry with you?" Xu Yan said with a smile on his face.

The mouth was full of embarrassment but he stopped talking, his cool eyes flickered, and the bachelor said: "Although I was forced to be helpless, and the starting point was for your own good, but it is a fact that I cheated you, and it is normal for you to be angry. Tell me what you want." , as long as we can do it, we will definitely compensate you!"

"Look, I've said I'm not angry, why are you still so polite!" Xu Yan sneered in his heart, if he hadn't had other plans, he would have rushed up and beat them up, but now he can only Hold back, and said affectionately: "Stop standing, hurry up and sit down!"

The two sat down cautiously. Although Xu Yan greeted them affectionately, they didn't relax at all. Instead, they became more vigilant. They didn't relax until Xu Yan asked them to help pick up girls. They patted their chests and said, "What are you doing?" Girl, is it Feng Miaochan, the school belle, wrapping it around us."

"It's not her, it's a freshman girl!"

"You changed your goal and stopped chasing Feng Miaochan?" The two looked at each other and asked in surprise.

"Tang Jue, our company commander, drove me out of the army. I swore to make him regret it. I can't deal with him in the army, but he has a younger sister who is studying at Tunghai University. I think After chasing her, I dumped her to vent my hatred!" Xu Yan said angrily, as if his lies were true.

The two looked at each other with a big mouth, and said hesitantly: "Xu Yan, the so-called injustice has a head and a debtor. If you have something to do, go to the right owner. It doesn't seem good to take revenge on his family like this!"

Xu Yan followed the good advice, nodded seriously, and said, "What you said makes sense. Since Tang Jue can't be found, and it's not easy to take revenge on his family, then we can only find the person who got me arrested!"

When the two heard this, their faces changed drastically, and they quickly changed their words: "Xu Yan, I thought about it, and there is nothing wrong with taking revenge on your family. Since you can't find the right owner, you should find his family. You can't keep doing this." Swallow your breath."

"That's right, we can't bear to say anything. Just say what you want us to do. We will come and go in the wind and rain, and we will do whatever we want."

"Good brothers!" Xu Yan gave a thumbs up and said in admiration, "Actually, we don't need mountains of swords and seas of fire. We only need you to play the villain once."

"I've been thinking about it for the past few days, and I've found that ordinary pursuit methods are time-consuming and laborious, so I want to use the hero to save the beauty to pursue this girl. The real hero saves the beauty, but you can't find it, so I can only ask you to pretend to be a girl." field."

"Okay, what time, what place, who is the target..." Dazuo Xiaosha was afraid that Xu Yan would clean them up, so although he was unwilling, he had no choice but to agree.

Xu Yan explained the detailed plan, and showed Zhang Xiaoxiao's photo to the two of them. After doing all this, he looked at the time, got up and said, "It's almost nine o'clock, every day around 09:30, she comes home At that time, we will pass a small alley, let's go and ambush!"

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Small alley.

The three figures were hunched over, waiting in the dark, and whispered conversations came from time to time.

"Xu Yan, when will she come, will she really come here?"

"You didn't mean to cheat us on purpose. When we rush out to tease her, take the opportunity to beat us up!"

"You're so smart... you're thinking too much!"

The three of them were Xu Yan with a big mouth, and although Xu Yan had repeatedly assured him, the two with big mouths were still worried. Under such circumstances, the time passed by every minute, and soon the two figures walked towards this side Come.

"The target is coming, get ready!" Xu Yan took a look, and when he saw the target appeared, he hurriedly warned, while he quietly hid, the corners of his lips parted silently in the darkness, and his white teeth gleamed coldly.

PS: Happy Lantern Festival everyone!

(End of this chapter)