hilarious soldier king

Chapter 208 Smashed!
boom!
The ground trembled, and smoke and dust rose everywhere.

Ruhua's body of two hundred kilograms was like a mountain of flesh, with the force of Mount Tai, she threw Xu Yan to the ground, and then pressed down hard...

Whoosh!
The three men beside Xu Yan jumped aside like rabbits, looking at the scene before them in shock, with expressions of fear and joy.

One of the small boys patted his chest exaggeratedly, and shouted: "Oh, my god, it's too scary, I scared my baby to death!"

Maybe it was because the person said something funny, or maybe everyone just realized it at this time. After a short period of stunned and shocked, joyful laughter broke out.

Hahaha!
The crowd burst into laughter, the laughter seemed to be contagious, one passed two, two passed four, four passed eight... In an instant, the audience was swept away, and the laughter was like ocean waves, one wave after another, and each wave became louder and louder. A strong wave rushed towards the sky one after another.

Everyone laughed exaggeratedly, some embraced each other, some covered their stomachs, some clapped their hands and stamped their feet...

Pfft!
Among them was a boy who laughed the most exaggeratedly and fell to the ground.

The laughter soared into the sky and lasted for a long time, attracting the curiosity and attention of many people around.

Everyone laughed for a while, not seeing Xu Yan move for a long time, some people couldn't help worrying, "He hasn't moved all this time, so there must be nothing wrong!"

Hearing this person's reminder, Zhong Ming finally came to his senses. He was afraid that something might happen to Xu Yanzhen, and he couldn't care less about being happy, so he hurriedly said, "Everyone help, help Ruhua up quickly."

Several boys stepped forward, supported Ruhua together, and pulled her away from the dizzy girl. During the process, many students took out their mobile phones and took pictures of this scene, and they were thrown down by Ruhua. topic.

The heavy pressure on his body was removed, and the tight and oppressive feeling in his chest was slightly relieved, but Xu Yan still kept his eyes tightly closed.

He lay on the ground silently, without moving or making a sound for a long time, completely immersed in his own world, when he thought that he was thrown down by Ruhua and even kissed by her, his heart was cut like a knife Like, throbbing pain, too fucking aggrieved and embarrassing, just ignore him, let him die for a while!

"Xu Yan, are you okay?"

There was a voice next to his ear, but Xu Yan turned a deaf ear to it, he just wanted to be quiet now, don't ask him who Jing Jing is!
"He must be in a coma!"

"It seems that he is really unconscious, give him artificial respiration!"

Seeing that Xu Yan didn't respond for a long time, and he was listening to the discussion, Zhong Ming couldn't help feeling worried. He looked around and greeted, "He's unconscious, which classmate is willing to give him artificial respiration!"

Zhong Ming said it three times, but no one was willing to help. He didn't understand why everyone was unwilling to help, and said: "Since no one is willing to volunteer, I will choose someone myself!"

Swish!
As far as Zhong Ming looked, everyone averted their eyes. Some studied the texture of the floor, some looked at their shoes, and some looked up at the sky. In short, no one was willing to help.Don't be ridiculous, Xu Yan has just been kissed by Ru Hua, so if you help him with artificial respiration, isn't that an indirect kiss with Ru Hua?

Boys are unwilling, especially girls. When no one is willing to stand out, many girls can't help but cast their eyes on Zhong Ming, "Teacher, help him with artificial respiration."

"I!"

Zhong Ming pointed to her nose and was dumbfounded for a moment. She never thought that she just wanted to make a promise, but in the end she got burned.

"Teacher, hurry up, it will be dangerous if you are late!"

Under the booing of all the girls, Zhong Ming refused several times and came to Xu Yan's side reluctantly, pinching his nose with one hand, took a deep breath, then bent down, with his lips facing his. go to...

The two lips approached slowly, and when they were about to kiss, Zhong Ming tilted her head and crossed Xu Yan's lips. She really couldn't keep kissing, and more importantly, during the approaching process, she felt Xu Yan's breathing was steady and powerful, not at all like what a comatose person should have.

This guy is pretending to be dizzy!

With this in mind, Zhong Ming raised his head and shouted at Ru Hua behind him, "Ru Hua, come and give him artificial respiration!"

Ah!
Ruhua exclaimed, and just recovered from the dizziness, she was almost knocked out by the happy news again.

"Okay, okay..."

Ruhua nodded in a hurry, opened the support of several boys, and came to Xu Yan in three steps at a time. Without waiting for Zhong Ming's order, she directly started artificial respiration.

Holding Xu Yan's nose with one hand, she sucked it in like a flower, like a long whale sucking water. Its waistline, which was comparable to a sack, swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye. The next moment she bent down, her fat intestine-like lips moved towards Xu Yan. .

When Xu Yan was pinched by Ruhua's nose, he had already woken up. When he saw that it was Ruhua, he hurriedly struggled, but Ruhua finally had such an opportunity, but he couldn't let him refuse, and his lips fell at the same speed. .

Woohoo!

Xu Yan struggled vigorously, but the strength in his whole body had almost disappeared when he fell before, and he was unable to break free at all. Seeing that he was about to be kissed, he was so angry that his eyes darkened, and he actually passed out...

Snapped!
A drop of tear slipped down from the corner of his eye, fell to the ground, and broke into eight petals, just like his heart at this moment!

Zhong Ming has been observing Xu Yan, seeing him crying, and seeing that he is not in the right state, so he hurriedly stopped Ru Hua.

"Teacher, I haven't given artificial respiration yet!" Ruhua pouted with reluctance on her face.

Zhong Ming ignored her and shouted a few words in a low voice, "Xu Yan, stop pretending, I know you are." Seeing that he really didn't respond, she shouted in panic: "Ambulance, call an ambulance! "

……

Ulla Ulla!

The ambulance came and went again!
In a ward, Xu Yan was lying on the hospital bed, burying his head under the quilt, wishing he could find a crack in the ground to get down, but Ruhua was so frightened that he fainted, which made him feel ashamed to bump his head to death up.

Ji Xu hurried to the ward, and when he heard the news that Xu Yan was hospitalized, he rushed here, thinking that something serious happened, but after he understood the whole story, he let go of his nervous heart and persuaded: "Okay, Well, don't hide, come out quickly, isn't it just a public kiss, it's not a big deal..."

"I was kissed by force!" Xu Yan threw off the quilt and replied angrily.

"Okay, okay, whether it's active or passive, remember your mission anyway." Ji Xu reminded and left the ward.

Seeing that Xu Yan was still in the mood to refute, Zhong Ming knew that he was fine, so he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, but said: "Remember your mission and goal, your goal is Zhang Xiaoxiao, not her friend Ruhua, please You don't want to use your job to pick up girls."

hiss!
Hearing Zhong Ming's teasing words, Xu Yan couldn't help gasping for breath. His heart, liver and lungs hurt, and he glared at Zhong Ming angrily, and said angrily, "You still have the face to say that it's not all your fault. What can you say to help?" I'm busy, can I help you?"

"Ruhua is Zhang Xiaoxiao's good friend. You have successfully approached Ruhua. Can you still be far away from the target? Think about it carefully!" Zhong Ming said so, pointed to his head, and left the ward , leaving Xu Yan in a mess...

(End of this chapter)