hilarious soldier king

Chapter 212 Master, please teach me!
"What kind of trump card is this?"

Huang Dan murmured in doubt, and suddenly thought of something, a blush crept up his cheeks, isn't she the woman Shi Yunsong likes?

"This annoying guy is taking advantage of me!" Huang Dan looked at Xu Yan angrily, but saw that he had already paid the bill and left, and when he was about to leave, he smiled at her.

Huang Dan gritted her teeth and waved her fist in a demonstration. She was very feminine. Although she was teased by Xu Yan, it was strange that she was not angry.

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When Xu Yan walked into Tunghai University, although he didn't want to enter the campus again from the bottom of his heart, let alone go to class again, because he would inevitably meet Ruhua again, but in order to get closer to his goal Zhang Xiaoxiao and to complete the task smoothly, he could only insist on it. on the scalp.

Xu Yan was walking along the campus along with the flow of people, when he suddenly heard someone calling him from behind, he followed the voice and saw a boy wearing glasses, panting after him.

Xu Yan stopped and looked at the person carefully, but saw that he was of medium build, with mustache and triangular eyes, and his appearance was quite abstract. He had an impression of this person, who was also a student of bioengineering, and his name seemed to be Wei Suo.

"Ugly?"

"Yes, yes, I am Wei Suo. I didn't expect you to remember my name!" Wei Suo became excited when Xu Yan called out his name.

"Nonsense, I can't remember your name, but I definitely remember your abstract face!" Xu Yan rolled his eyelids, muttered something in his heart, but asked curiously, "What do you want from me?"

"I want to worship you as my teacher!" Wei Suo said loudly.

"Worship me as a teacher?"

Facing Xu Yan's puzzled gaze, Wei Suo nodded heavily, and said firmly, "That's right, I want to worship you as my teacher and learn how to pick up girls from you!"

As he spoke, he didn't give Xu Yan a chance to speak, and said to himself: "I've seen you, the best at picking up girls, and the one with the highest realm. I must take you as my teacher."

"You're so funny!" Xu Yan rubbed his nose and reprimanded angrily. Not only did Wei Suo's compliment not make him feel happy, but on the contrary, it touched his sore spot, saying that he was good at picking up girls. This was not hitting him. Face? If he is good at picking up girls and has a high realm of picking up girls, how can he be rejected by the school belle?How could it be so late to get close to Zhang Xiaoxiao?

"Master, you...you saw it, how did you do it?" Wei Suo looked at Xu Yan in shock, as if his secret had been seen through.

That flamboyant acting skills certainly couldn't fool Xu Yan, he rolled his eyelids and said, "If you have something to say, get out of here!"

"Master, I really want to worship you as my teacher, and I want to learn the skills of picking up girls from you. What I said is true." Wei Suo said: "Master, I have seen everything in the western restaurant before, you On the first day after transferring to another school, he stepped on Shi Yunsong and fell in love with Huang Dan, the school belle. This kind of girl-picking skills are simply miraculous, and can be called a contemporary lover."

"Of course, the most powerful thing is your realm, master. You are constantly improving your skills in picking up girls. What you pursue is not only to pick up beautiful women and pick up school girls, but also dare to challenge yourself, to pick up school girls at the top, and to be like flowers at the bottom. This is a realm that does not stick to appearance , It’s really a mountain to look up to…”

Hearing this guy mentioned Ruhua, Xu Yan's forehead suddenly became black, and he looked at Wei Suo with a bad look. Isn't this the pot that doesn't open and which pot to lift?

He was unhappy, and naturally he wouldn't make Wei Suo happy. When passing by a holly bush, he suddenly stopped and stood in front of the holly bush to stare.

"Master, what are you looking at?" Wei Suo leaned over curiously.

When he came up to him, Xu Yan grabbed his neck, hooked his toe on his left leg, threw him into the holly bushes, and walked away clapping his hands.

Whoops!

Wei Suo got up with a groan and gathered himself together. Seeing that Xu Yan had gone far away, he quickly chased after him, shouting, "Master, wait for me!"

"Master, why did you throw me into the holly bushes?" Wei Suo caught up with Xu Yan and asked suspiciously.

Xu Yan rolled his eyes, why did he throw him into the holly bushes, of course it was because of which pot he didn't open, but he didn't say that. Seeing Wei Suo's bewildered face, he rolled his eyes and said: " you guess?"

"Master, are you testing me?" Wei Suo asked, seeing Xu Yan acquiescing, he immediately cheered up and began to think seriously.

After thinking like this for a while, his eyes suddenly brightened, and he said: "I see, Master, you want to tell me that women are like flowers, before you learn how to pick up girls, you must first really get into the flowers, right?"

Xu Yan stared at Wei Suo in surprise, and was shocked by this guy. He can give such an explanation for any action he makes, what a talent!

"Smart!" Xu Yan gave a thumbs up and praised without hesitation.

"Master, have I passed the test? Have you decided to accept me as an apprentice?"

"talk later!"

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The two walked and chatted, and soon came downstairs to the teaching building. Just at this time, the class bell rang. Wei Suo's face suddenly became bitter when he heard it, and said: "Master, this class is for the old and pedantic. He hates other people the most." Be late, or we should not go, or we will definitely be fined to stand!"

"Don't follow if you're afraid of being punished!" Xu Yan didn't care if he went or not, but after hearing what he said, he still wanted to go in!

Seeing that he didn't listen, Wei Suo hesitated for a moment, and chased after him.

When the two came outside the classroom, Xu Yan stuck to the corner and looked in quietly. He saw an old professor with gray hair standing on the podium giving a lecture. His eyes flickered, and he had already thought of a way to get in.

"Master, I didn't lie to you, let's not go in, or the old pedant will definitely punish us!" Wei Suo persuaded.

"Learn more!" Xu Yan said in a low voice, and waited silently. After two or three minutes, when the old pedant turned to write on the blackboard, he walked into the classroom softly while walking backwards.

Not long after he entered the door, the old pedant turned around after finishing writing, and saw him facing the door, standing on the spot with a striding posture, as if he wanted to slip away, and shouted: "Stop, what are you doing during class?"

"Teacher, I have diarrhea and want to go to the bathroom!" Xu Yan turned around and said, covering his stomach.

"No! Go back to your seat!" the old pedant snapped, pointing towards the classroom.

When Xu Yan heard this, he turned around directly, and after a glance, he found that there was an empty seat in the back row, and walked over in a swaggering manner.

Whoa!
Seeing Xu Yan enter the classroom in this way, all the students were in an uproar, all dumbfounded.

Seeing Xu Yan like this, Wei Suo opened his mouth in surprise, closed his mouth after a while, and whispered in admiration, "Master is indeed a master, not only good at picking up girls, but also good at other things, it seems that I still have a lot to learn! "

Wei Suo's eyes flickered for a moment, and he became more determined to be a teacher. Seeing the old scholar turn around to write again, he followed Xu Yan's example and walked into the classroom backwards.

The old pedant turned around after finishing writing, and saw him walking backwards to the classroom, one step, two steps, three steps...

PS: Sorry, there is a bit of a lag, and the update is a bit late!
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