hilarious soldier king

Chapter 239: Donkey Urine Treats and Pretends to Be Dizzy!
"So soft, didn't you eat? Xu Yan ran away without seeing anyone."

"Listen to me. If anyone delays the overall score, he won't have breakfast today!"

In the early morning, just after dawn, the training of the reconnaissance company had already begun, and the company commander Tang Jue's hateful loud voice began to yell again.

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a howl of wolves in the team without any surprises. Seeing Xu Yan as if he had been beaten to death, everyone left him and others far away in a short while, and everyone hated him. Tooth itching, especially Luo Yifei and other members of the third class.

"This bastard, like a wild donkey, disappeared in the blink of an eye, running faster than yesterday, this is the rhythm that will bring us to death!"

"Stop talking nonsense, let's run quickly, the company commander is like a mastiff, staring behind him like a ghost!"

Luo Yifei and the others complained a few words, but had to grit their teeth and speed up.

Rear, on the off-road vehicle.

Tang Jue looked at the people who were running wildly and gritted their teeth, and said softly, "The speed of these boys has also increased."

"The train runs fast, it all depends on the headband. Xu Yan is leading it in the front to increase the speed, and you are waving the whip at the back. Will they slow down?" Mo Wenyuan said with a smile, Then he said with emotion: "According to this rhythm of development, within a month, the physical fitness of this group of boys will be greatly improved."

"I expect them to become the strongest in the history of the Wild Wolf Group!"

Tang Jue said so coolly, seeing the people in front of him slow down again, his face tensed, and he shouted: "Run, you've only run so far, and then slowed down again."

"Company commander, we can't run anymore!" Someone complained.

"You can't run, so why don't you give you some milk to boost your strength!" Tang Jue snorted, and then urged him again, followed by howling again.

Like a cheetah chasing a flock of sheep, the off-road vehicle followed the crowd like a shadow, speeding up from time to time, causing the crowd to howl, but they had to grit their teeth and speed up.

boom!Boom!

The engine of the off-road vehicle roared and appeared behind him again, and everyone accelerated like frightened lambs.

Among the crowd, Luo Yifei gritted his teeth and ran like rain, sweating like rain. While striding forward with difficulty, he gnashed his teeth and cursed: "Xu Yan, you who suffered a thousand dollars, don't let me see you again!"

Just as Luo Yifei was cursing, Tang Jue's voice suddenly rang in his ears, "What are you mumbling about, why don't you run away!"

Luo Yifei was taken aback, and hurriedly speeded up, but because he took too big a step, he stepped on a stone and accidentally fell to the ground. Before he could get up, the company commander had already arrived beside him in a car, and shouted: "Don't pretend to be dead, hurry up!" Get up for me!"

Play dead!

Hearing this word, Luo Yifei frowned, and soon after he had an idea, he paused when he got up, and lay down on the ground. Amidst the fatigue and Tang Jue's scolding, he actually planned to be an ostrich and pretend to faint Get away with it.

"Get up, don't pretend to be dead!"

The off-road vehicle stopped with a screeching sound. Tang Jue jumped down from the top and kicked Luo Yifei's butt twice. Seeing that he didn't respond, his face changed slightly, and he quickly bent down and turned Luo Yifei over. , stretched out his hand to probe his breath, and probed on the aorta of his neck, and while pressing the other person, he shouted: "Luo Yifei, wake up!"

Of course Luo Yifei won't wake up. As the saying goes, it's easy to wake up from real sleep, but the hardest to wake up from pretending to be asleep. This is also the case with Luo Yifei. Since he has already pretended to be dizzy, he intends to pretend to the end.

"Luo Yifei, wake up!"

Tang Jue called out twice, and checked Luo Yifei's condition again, and found that his breathing was weak and depressed, which seemed to be a fake, so he raised his brows carefully and decided to test him.

He stopped calling Luo Yifei, walked to the side, took out his phone and made a call: "Hey, I'm Tang Jue, a soldier here has fainted, and it's at the armed cross-country area outside the east gate, hurry up, oh, yes Now, remember to bring a pot of donkey urine, what do you want donkey urine for? Are you talking nonsense? Of course it is for curing diseases. I heard an old Chinese doctor say that donkey urine is the most effective in treating coma. In short, you just need to bring it. The pot must be filled one pot at a time, it can only be more and not less, if it is less, it will not work..."

Donkey pee!Cure a coma!And you have to fill a pot!
Hearing these words, Luo Yifei was dumbfounded for a moment, fearing that the doctor would really bring donkey urine to pour him over, how dare he continue to pretend to be dizzy, so he quickly woke up, shaking his head to act as if he had just woken up.

"Are you awake?" Tang Jue sneered, Luo Yifei just woke up just after he hung up the phone. If Luo Yifei wasn't pretending, he wouldn't believe it at all.

"Wake up!" Luo Yifei said, his eyes wandering, not daring to look at Tang Jue.

"Aren't you dizzy?" Tang Jue asked again.

"I'm not dizzy anymore!" Luo Yifei said hastily, shaking his head so that the rattle was dead, afraid that if he answered a little slower, he would be deemed still dizzy, and then he would be forced to piss on a donkey.

"Don't get dizzy, hurry up and run for me!"

Whoosh!
Luo Yifei let go of his feet and ran away in a hurry, his speed was much faster than before.

At the end of the ten-kilometer armed cross-country, a group of people grinned and panted, especially Luo Yifei, who was delayed for a while because he pretended to be dizzy, and then accelerated to catch up, and it was even more unbearable. The violent ups and downs, his two nostrils snorted heavily, and he was so tired that he almost stuck out his tongue.

……

In the midst of intense training, two more days passed.

On this day, Tang Jue gathered everyone and shouted to everyone: "Today, we will conduct field survival training. What is field survival? Many people present have participated in it before, and they should also understand its importance to our scouts." Sex, I won’t say much, let’s briefly talk about the rules!”

"All the recruits are divided into groups of three, each with a machete, a dagger, a map, and a flare gun for each group." Tang Jue paused, and continued to shout: "I want you to complete the task within 24 hours. , to reach the destination through a [-]-kilometer journey, on the way to the destination, there will be veterans chasing and intercepting you, if you are caught by the veterans or you cannot reach the destination within the specified time limit, it will be regarded as a failure, do you understand? "

"Understood!" Everyone roared in unison, their resolute faces brimming with high-spirited fighting spirit.

"set off!"

Tang Jue waved his hand, and everyone got into the car one after another.

Waiting for them is the vast jungle, long journeys, and the interception of those familiar veterans.

The car drove out of the wild wolf group and headed towards the depths of the jungle. Everyone was released one by one and disappeared into the jungle one by one. Soon it was Xu Yan's turn. He, Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian jumped out of the car Down, and soon disappeared in the jungle.

After the figures of the three disappeared, a ghostly figure leaned out from behind a big tree, glanced at the direction in which they disappeared, and chased after them without a sound. The head killer.

(End of this chapter)