hilarious soldier king

Chapter 241 How did your father give birth to such a thing as you!

The night is as cool as water, and the jungle is quiet.

The sound of rustling footsteps broke the silence of the jungle, and the three figures gradually approached.

The three of them were dressed in camouflage outfits and their faces were painted. They walked in the depths of the jungle in the middle of the night, like three green ghosts.

These three people were none other than Xu Yan, Luo Yifei, and Jiang Danian, who were undergoing field survival training. As the three of them advanced, they corrected the damn map and adjusted their direction from time to time. It was extremely miserable.

"Fuck, wrong again!"

Suddenly, a wolf howl came, and Luo Yifei wailed, and a series of curses came out, "The company commander, who suffered a thousand knives, what the hell map is this? If this continues, to reach the destination, we need to increase by at least a quarter." One way!"

"Stop howling, he won't be able to hear you if you scold him, and the map won't be correct, so save yourself some effort!" Xu Yan scolded in a low voice.

Luo Yifei stopped talking, and he was just complaining, knowing that this would not only be useless, but also a waste of saliva.

The long-term raids and the rigorous training on weekdays have played a role, but they are not too tired. Their biggest problem is lack of water.

Thinking of the lack of water, Luo Yifei's throat felt dry for a while, he squeezed his parched lips, and said, "We have to find some way to get some water, or we won't last till dawn!"

Xu Yan nodded, glanced around, landed on a nearby grass, and said, "There is a piece of green grass over there, and its roots have some moisture, let's push it first!"

As Xu Yan said, he walked over first, knelt down and pulled out one, removed the dirt on it, and chewed it in his mouth.

A thick bitterness, coupled with a numbing sensation, rippling in his mouth, made him almost vomit, and tears flowed down his face.

"What's the matter with you, is it delicious?" Noticing Xu Yan's strange behavior, Luo Yifei hurriedly asked.

"This..." Xu Yan was about to say that this is not nonsense, but he changed his mind in an instant. Good brothers have the same blessings and share the same difficulties. Such a "delicious" thing should be shared by Luo Yifei, so he quickly changed his mind. : "Of course not, it's delicious!"

In order to match this sentence, he suppressed the bitterness and nausea, and chewed hard twice. The bitter taste passed through the taste buds and spread all over the body, making his body tremble slightly, and tears could not help but flow In order to deceive Luo Yifei, he also went all out.

"Then why are you crying?" Luo Yifei asked suspiciously.

"I miss my dad, he was a soldier before, I don't know if he has eaten such delicious grass roots before!" Xu Yan said deeply.

"Really?" Luo Yifei looked skeptical. No matter how he looked at it, he thought it was weird, but despite his doubts, he pulled out one, wiped off the dirt on it, and squeezed the grass root and put it into his mouth little by little.

"Eat quickly! Eat quickly!" Xu Yan stared at him intently, a voice in his heart urged him, wishing he could reach out to help and stuff the grass roots into his mouth.

The palm of his hand was getting closer to his lips, and when he was about to put it into his mouth, Luo Yifei stopped again, looked at the densely packed little bumps on it, and reconfirmed: "Are you sure this thing is really edible?"

"Of course, it's delicious!" Xu Yan nodded, and chewed a few more times. On the surface, he looked unfinished, but secretly his tongue twitched.

"Okay then!" Luo Yifei saw Xu Yan like this, most of the doubts in his heart dissipated, and he pinched the grass root again and put it in his mouth.

boom!
At this moment, a red flame suddenly rose in the distant sky.

Seeing the movement, Luo Yifei stopped again, staring at the distant sky, "Someone gave up!"

Seeing that Luo Yifei was about to be fooled and eat this bitter root, but at the critical moment, he was interrupted by the signal gun of someone surrendering, and he felt like cursing his mother.

"Which bastard is this? If you don't surrender sooner or later, but you surrender at this time, it will ruin my good deed!"

Xu Yan slandered inwardly, but he didn't show it, but nodded and said: "Well, someone surrendered, probably because they couldn't bear the hunger!" While talking, he brought the question back and urged: "There's not much time, let's go quickly after eating grassroots, we can't lose anything, we must complete the task!"

Ah!
Luo Yifei nodded, glanced at the grass roots, slowly closed his eyes, suppressed the nausea, gritted his teeth cruelly, put it in his mouth, and bit down hard.

laugh!
The teeth pierced into the grass roots, and the small bumps on the top burst, and balls of grass root juice oozed out of them, and passed through the teeth to the taste buds.

The next moment, Luo Yifei's face changed drastically, and the bitter taste and numbing feeling came together, hitting his nerves like a tide, and had a fierce confrontation with his endurance. In just one round, Luo Yifei was defeated. The dam collapsed thousands of miles under the impact of the all-pervasive bitter wave.

vomit!
Luo Yifei tilted his head, vomited aside, and tears rolled down his face.

"What's the matter? Why are you crying too?" Jiang Danian was about to eat grass roots, and when he saw Luo Yifei doing the same, he couldn't help asking.

"I miss Xu Yan's father too!" Luo Yifei gritted his teeth with tears in his eyes, and added angrily to Jiang Danian's puzzled gaze: "I was thinking, how could his father give birth to such a child?" Come on!"

"Why are you swearing at people, you eat the grass roots yourself, I didn't force you!" Xu Yan was not happy.

"Call you, if I can beat you, I still want to beat you!" Luo Yifei said angrily, "This grass root is so bitter and so astringent that your tongue will tie up after eating it. You actually lied to me that it was delicious. What are you doing?" What are you worried about?"

Hearing this, Jiang Danian hurriedly kept the grass root in his hand far away, it was terrible that he could cry bitterly after eating a grass root.

……

After this farce, the three of Xu Yan continued on the road, and when it was daylight, they noticed smoke in the distance.

"There is cooking smoke, is there someone here!" Jiang Danian was the first to shout out

"It shouldn't be possible. If I'm not wrong, they should be here to arrest us!" Luo Yifei shook his head.

"Go, go and have a look!" Xu Yan said.

The three of them approached cautiously, but saw a car parked not far away, and a person beside him was cooking something, and the strong smell of meat wafted from afar, which immediately attracted the attention of the three of them.

Gollum!

The three of them swallowed at the same time. It took a while before they came back to their senses. They continued to observe the movement around them, only to find that there were several boxes of bread in the car, and there was another guy lying on the side sleeping. It was Tang Jue, the commander of the reconnaissance company!
"It's the company commander, he's here to catch us, let's go!" Jiang Danian whispered worriedly, even though he said so, he didn't move his footsteps, didn't take his eyes off the pot, and walked away enduring his hunger One can imagine the attraction of this hot pot of stewed meat overnight.

Gollum!

Luo Yifei's throat twitched, he swallowed again, and suggested, "Let's sneak over and get some food from the car!"

(End of this chapter)