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Chapter 243 Serving the Company Commander's Meat Pot!
Chapter 243 Serving the Company Commander's Meat Pot!
in the jungle.
Xu Yan hunkered down and hid behind a big tree, secretly paying attention to Tang Jue's movements.
In his hand, he was holding a cane, and the other end of the cane was tied with a slipknot, which was hidden on the ground not far away.
As long as Xu Yan pulls hard, the rope will automatically tighten, tying the foot of the person who stepped into it and bringing him down, which is the simplest trap.
To make such a simple trap is not to belittle Tang Jue, nor is it because he does not want to make more complicated ones, but because conditions and time do not allow them. There is not much time left for them, and they do not have the necessary tools at hand. Being able to make such a trap in a short period of time is considered pretty good.
Of course, as the great man said, it doesn’t matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice, it is a good cat. Similarly, traps don’t care about complexity or simplicity, as long as they work.
Although this trap is simple, but with intentional calculation and unintentional calculation, coupled with Jiang Danian's restraint and attraction, Xu Yan is also half or sixty sure, and can count Tang Jue!
Swish!
With the sound of slight footsteps, Tang Jue's figure gradually approached.
Seeing him approaching, Xu Yan didn't dare to neglect. While slowing down his breathing, he observed him secretly, waiting for him to step into the trap.
Tang Jue was very cautious. Although he saw Jiang Danian at the first time, he did not rush over immediately, but held the machete tightly and looked around vigilantly. After a long period of training, he had already lost his composure and caution. It is engraved into his bones, even if it is not a mission at this time, but just ordinary training, it is no exception.
rustle!
Tang Jue moved forward step by step, the sound of the soles of his feet stepping on the leaves echoed in the jungle and came to his ears clearly.
Xu Yan calmed down and adjusted his breathing according to the breathing method his father taught him. As his breathing slowed down, it seemed that even his heartbeat suddenly became gentler. His eyes were peaceful and serene, and his palm firmly grasped Teng Tiao, his eyes were fixed on Tang Jue's feet, watching him approach step by step, waiting for the opportunity to move.
Compared with Xu Yan's calmness, Jiang Danian's performance was much inferior. Hearing the footsteps gradually approaching, knowing that Tang Jue was approaching, his nerves suddenly tensed up. Although Xu Yan had explained before, he still My mouth was dry for a while, and my body trembled uncontrollably.
Hey!
Noticing Jiang Danian's trembling, the corners of Tang Jue's lips curled up, revealing a sarcasm. After noticing any other danger, he tightened his machete in his hand, and approached him lightly.
One step, two steps, three steps...
Tang Jue was getting closer to the trap set by Xu Yan, and Xu Yan's nerves gradually became tense.
At a certain moment, Xu Yan's eyes suddenly lit up. Seeing Tang Jue stepping again and stepping into the noose, a smile bloomed on the corner of his lips, knowing that the long-awaited opportunity had finally come.
Of course, at this time, he did not act immediately, but continued to wait, waiting for a better opportunity. Although Tang Jue stepped into the trap, the center of gravity of his body had not completely shifted to the left foot that stepped into the trap. It's not the best time. To be sure, it's better to wait for a while.
In a third of a second, Tang Jue put his left foot firmly and raised his right foot to take a step. Xu Yan suddenly moved, grabbed the palm of the cane, and pulled back suddenly.
laugh!
Accompanied by a muffled sound, the cane suddenly tightened and bound Tang Jue's left foot, and then a huge force surged in and acted on his ankle.
Hey!
Tang Jue only had time to utter an exclamation before his elbows and armpits became deformed, and he was pulled to the ground.
Whoosh!
Pulling Tang Jue down, Xu Yan raised his palm, and the rattan in his hand went over the branch and returned to his hand. With mutual force, Tang Jue was hoisted up like a sausage. .
Hanging Tang Jue upside down, Xu Yan still did not relax. He wrapped the rattan around the tree and quickly tied a knot, completely immobilizing Tang Jue in the air.
After all this was done, Xu Yan breathed a sigh of relief. He clapped his palms and was about to shudder, but unexpectedly discovered that Tang Jue quickly calmed down after a brief panic. He straightened his waist and abdomen, folded his body and Suddenly, he wanted to chop the rattan with a knife.
Xu Yan saw that this was okay, so of course he refused to let him do what he wanted, grabbed a piece of dirt, and hit him in the face.
Whoosh!
Hearing the sound of the wind, Tang Jue was startled, and quickly blocked it with a horizontal knife. Although the eyes were blocked, other parts were not so lucky. The mud on the mouth and face,
"Fuck!"
Tang Jue let out a low growl, and kept pissing.
"Company commander, what's the matter with you?" Hearing the company commander's exclamation before, the correspondent had already paid attention to it. After hearing him scolding about this matter, he immediately ran over without thinking about the situation until he encountered the situation.
"Don't come here, watch..." Tang Jue reminded, even if he was hung up, his head was still clear, and he knew the target of the other party, which must be the food in the car.
It's just that what he wanted, Xu Yan naturally wanted too. Before he could finish speaking, he raised his hand and threw another ball of dirt, blocking his words back.
Within a short while, the correspondent had already run over, and Luo Yifei, who was hiding in the dark, also moved quickly, rushing out like an arrow from the string, quickly came to the meat pot, picked up the meat pot and ran away.
The hot meat pot was held in his hand, even though there was something between him, the scorching feeling still passed on, the hot Luo Yifei grinned, but he refused to let go, and ran away in a hurry.
Seeing that Luo Yifei succeeded, Xu Yan naturally didn't dare to stay for long, so he whistled to greet Jiang Danian, and the two retreated quickly.
"Don't come over, watch things!" Tang Jue shouted again.
The correspondent heard it clearly this time, and quickly turned around to see Luo Yifei running away with the meat pot, and it was too late to stop him.
"Don't run!" the correspondent yelled, chasing or not chasing.
Without Xu Yan's interference, Tang Jue quickly stabilized his figure, shook his abdomen violently, his body bent up like a piece of paper, cut off the rattan with a swing of a knife, his body fell from the air, and he kicked his legs violently in mid-air, The whole person landed on the ground smoothly, showing his excellent kung fu.
When it fell to the ground, Tang Jue's face was covered with dust, black as the bottom of a pot, and he quickly searched the surroundings, but he couldn't find even a hair, and he was trembling with anger.
Turning around and finding nothing, Tang Jue came back with a gloomy face, vented his anger on the correspondent, and said, "You idiot, didn't I tell you, why did you come here when I told you to look at things?"
The correspondent drooped his head and peeked at Tang Jue. Seeing his disheveled face, he dared not speak back.
Tang Jue complained, and asked angrily, "Do you see who it is?"
The correspondent shook his head, and his performance like this caused Tang Jue's dissatisfaction again. He roared again and wailed, "I've stewed meat all morning, don't let me know who you are, or I'll have to mess with you." You can't die!"
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(End of this chapter)
in the jungle.
Xu Yan hunkered down and hid behind a big tree, secretly paying attention to Tang Jue's movements.
In his hand, he was holding a cane, and the other end of the cane was tied with a slipknot, which was hidden on the ground not far away.
As long as Xu Yan pulls hard, the rope will automatically tighten, tying the foot of the person who stepped into it and bringing him down, which is the simplest trap.
To make such a simple trap is not to belittle Tang Jue, nor is it because he does not want to make more complicated ones, but because conditions and time do not allow them. There is not much time left for them, and they do not have the necessary tools at hand. Being able to make such a trap in a short period of time is considered pretty good.
Of course, as the great man said, it doesn’t matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice, it is a good cat. Similarly, traps don’t care about complexity or simplicity, as long as they work.
Although this trap is simple, but with intentional calculation and unintentional calculation, coupled with Jiang Danian's restraint and attraction, Xu Yan is also half or sixty sure, and can count Tang Jue!
Swish!
With the sound of slight footsteps, Tang Jue's figure gradually approached.
Seeing him approaching, Xu Yan didn't dare to neglect. While slowing down his breathing, he observed him secretly, waiting for him to step into the trap.
Tang Jue was very cautious. Although he saw Jiang Danian at the first time, he did not rush over immediately, but held the machete tightly and looked around vigilantly. After a long period of training, he had already lost his composure and caution. It is engraved into his bones, even if it is not a mission at this time, but just ordinary training, it is no exception.
rustle!
Tang Jue moved forward step by step, the sound of the soles of his feet stepping on the leaves echoed in the jungle and came to his ears clearly.
Xu Yan calmed down and adjusted his breathing according to the breathing method his father taught him. As his breathing slowed down, it seemed that even his heartbeat suddenly became gentler. His eyes were peaceful and serene, and his palm firmly grasped Teng Tiao, his eyes were fixed on Tang Jue's feet, watching him approach step by step, waiting for the opportunity to move.
Compared with Xu Yan's calmness, Jiang Danian's performance was much inferior. Hearing the footsteps gradually approaching, knowing that Tang Jue was approaching, his nerves suddenly tensed up. Although Xu Yan had explained before, he still My mouth was dry for a while, and my body trembled uncontrollably.
Hey!
Noticing Jiang Danian's trembling, the corners of Tang Jue's lips curled up, revealing a sarcasm. After noticing any other danger, he tightened his machete in his hand, and approached him lightly.
One step, two steps, three steps...
Tang Jue was getting closer to the trap set by Xu Yan, and Xu Yan's nerves gradually became tense.
At a certain moment, Xu Yan's eyes suddenly lit up. Seeing Tang Jue stepping again and stepping into the noose, a smile bloomed on the corner of his lips, knowing that the long-awaited opportunity had finally come.
Of course, at this time, he did not act immediately, but continued to wait, waiting for a better opportunity. Although Tang Jue stepped into the trap, the center of gravity of his body had not completely shifted to the left foot that stepped into the trap. It's not the best time. To be sure, it's better to wait for a while.
In a third of a second, Tang Jue put his left foot firmly and raised his right foot to take a step. Xu Yan suddenly moved, grabbed the palm of the cane, and pulled back suddenly.
laugh!
Accompanied by a muffled sound, the cane suddenly tightened and bound Tang Jue's left foot, and then a huge force surged in and acted on his ankle.
Hey!
Tang Jue only had time to utter an exclamation before his elbows and armpits became deformed, and he was pulled to the ground.
Whoosh!
Pulling Tang Jue down, Xu Yan raised his palm, and the rattan in his hand went over the branch and returned to his hand. With mutual force, Tang Jue was hoisted up like a sausage. .
Hanging Tang Jue upside down, Xu Yan still did not relax. He wrapped the rattan around the tree and quickly tied a knot, completely immobilizing Tang Jue in the air.
After all this was done, Xu Yan breathed a sigh of relief. He clapped his palms and was about to shudder, but unexpectedly discovered that Tang Jue quickly calmed down after a brief panic. He straightened his waist and abdomen, folded his body and Suddenly, he wanted to chop the rattan with a knife.
Xu Yan saw that this was okay, so of course he refused to let him do what he wanted, grabbed a piece of dirt, and hit him in the face.
Whoosh!
Hearing the sound of the wind, Tang Jue was startled, and quickly blocked it with a horizontal knife. Although the eyes were blocked, other parts were not so lucky. The mud on the mouth and face,
"Fuck!"
Tang Jue let out a low growl, and kept pissing.
"Company commander, what's the matter with you?" Hearing the company commander's exclamation before, the correspondent had already paid attention to it. After hearing him scolding about this matter, he immediately ran over without thinking about the situation until he encountered the situation.
"Don't come here, watch..." Tang Jue reminded, even if he was hung up, his head was still clear, and he knew the target of the other party, which must be the food in the car.
It's just that what he wanted, Xu Yan naturally wanted too. Before he could finish speaking, he raised his hand and threw another ball of dirt, blocking his words back.
Within a short while, the correspondent had already run over, and Luo Yifei, who was hiding in the dark, also moved quickly, rushing out like an arrow from the string, quickly came to the meat pot, picked up the meat pot and ran away.
The hot meat pot was held in his hand, even though there was something between him, the scorching feeling still passed on, the hot Luo Yifei grinned, but he refused to let go, and ran away in a hurry.
Seeing that Luo Yifei succeeded, Xu Yan naturally didn't dare to stay for long, so he whistled to greet Jiang Danian, and the two retreated quickly.
"Don't come over, watch things!" Tang Jue shouted again.
The correspondent heard it clearly this time, and quickly turned around to see Luo Yifei running away with the meat pot, and it was too late to stop him.
"Don't run!" the correspondent yelled, chasing or not chasing.
Without Xu Yan's interference, Tang Jue quickly stabilized his figure, shook his abdomen violently, his body bent up like a piece of paper, cut off the rattan with a swing of a knife, his body fell from the air, and he kicked his legs violently in mid-air, The whole person landed on the ground smoothly, showing his excellent kung fu.
When it fell to the ground, Tang Jue's face was covered with dust, black as the bottom of a pot, and he quickly searched the surroundings, but he couldn't find even a hair, and he was trembling with anger.
Turning around and finding nothing, Tang Jue came back with a gloomy face, vented his anger on the correspondent, and said, "You idiot, didn't I tell you, why did you come here when I told you to look at things?"
The correspondent drooped his head and peeked at Tang Jue. Seeing his disheveled face, he dared not speak back.
Tang Jue complained, and asked angrily, "Do you see who it is?"
The correspondent shook his head, and his performance like this caused Tang Jue's dissatisfaction again. He roared again and wailed, "I've stewed meat all morning, don't let me know who you are, or I'll have to mess with you." You can't die!"
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(End of this chapter)
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