hilarious soldier king

Chapter 248 Your friend is so funny
What Xu Yan said, coupled with his expression when he spoke, the more the little nurse thought about it, the more suspicious he became. No matter what he heard, he thought it was treating women with dysmenorrhea. Later, he couldn't help being curious, and said to Jiang Danian: "Let me see , did your friend bring you something?"

"Of course!" Jiang Danian nodded in agreement.

With Jiang Danian's consent, the little nurse went to the bedside table, but didn't look at the thermos pot on the table. It must be crucian carp soup in it. She was concerned about the things in the handbag.

The little nurse opened the handbag and stared inside, but saw some fruits, a pack of brown sugar, and a pack of tissue-like things in it.

The little nurse picked up the tissue and looked at it, her expression suddenly became weird. As a woman, she was no stranger to the thing in her hand, it was a woman's sanitary napkin.

Xu Yan really gave this away. Although she had guessed for a long time, she was still a little dazed when the facts were in front of her eyes. What a weird person to give something like this to a comrade in arms when his foot hurts!
Seeing the little nurse's expression changing, staring at a pack of tissues, Jiang Danian couldn't help asking curiously: "What's the matter?"

The little nurse put down the tissue, suppressed a smile and said, "Your friend is so funny!"

Hearing what the little nurse said, Jiang Danian nodded heavily, and said: "Xu Yan, they are very interesting, and they also take good care of me. During the training before, I injured my foot, but they never left, and carried me to the destination Yes, they are my best brothers!"

Uh!
The little nurse was dumbfounded again, seeing that Jiang Danian was being tricked, but she didn't know it, she was still talking about Xu Yan, so she couldn't help throwing the sanitary napkin to him, and said, "Look at this before you talk about it." Bar!"

Jiang Danian took it, looked at it suspiciously, saw the words sanitary napkin written on it, and said blankly: "Sanitary napkin, why are you showing me this?"

The corner of the little nurse's lips twitched, defeated by his slowness, and reminded: "This is sent to you by your friend."

"This is for women, right? Why did he send it to me?" Jiang Danian became more and more at a loss when the little nurse Jing said it.

"Not only sanitary napkins, but also brown sugar water and crucian carp soup. These are all useful for women's menstruation." The little nurse explained, seeing that Jiang Danian still couldn't understand, she finally couldn't help it, and said directly: "I said Why are you so slow, I have said so much and you still don’t understand, your friend treats you like you have dysmenorrhea!”

"Ah!" Jiang Danian opened his mouth wide, this time he finally understood.

"Understood now!" The little nurse gave him a blank look, shook her head and walked out of the ward.

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outside the ward.

As soon as the little nurse closed the door, she couldn't help laughing.

It's really funny. Although she didn't work as a nurse in the hospital for a long time, she has seen many people who visit patients, such as sad and tearful, joking, and big Noisy... It's not a rare thing, but like Jiang Danian, a big man was injured and hospitalized, and a friend sent brown sugar water, crucian carp soup, and sanitary napkins, and she was the first to treat dysmenorrhea. see you for the first time.

Another nurse came out of another ward and saw the little nurse sniggering, and couldn't help asking curiously: "Zhang Pei, you smile so happily, what good thing happened?"

"I just encountered a strange thing!" The little nurse Zhang Pei suppressed a smile and briefly explained what happened before.

When the other nurse heard it, she immediately became interested, and said suspiciously: "No way, there is such a strange thing. A man is hospitalized with a foot injury, but a friend sends sanitary napkins, treating it as dysmenorrhea?"

"Why did I lie to you? I just came out of it. That Jiang Danian was tricked. I didn't know it at first, but I reminded him!" Zhang Pei said.

"Really, take me to see it!"

The two said a few words, walked towards Jiang Danian's ward together, opened the door and saw Jiang Danian sitting on the hospital bed, with one leg on a sling, holding his head in his hands and doing sit-ups.

"What are you doing, stop!" Zhang Pei scolded.

"I want to train!" Jiang Danian said.

Zhang Pei was taken aback for a moment, and immediately said with a sullen face: "You are an injured number now, why are you still training, don't mess around!"

"I'm not fooling around, I want to train, I want to become stronger, and I will never drag Xu Yan and the others back!" Jiang Danian slowly shook his head, his eyes were filled with determination. He wanted to become stronger. He never wanted to experience this feeling of powerlessness and self-blame again!
Seemingly infected by Jiang Danian's firmness and stubbornness, Zhang Pei was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Even if you want to become stronger, you have to wait until the injury heals!"

"I'm already behind them, I don't have time to waste, I must seize all the time and work hard, otherwise I will only be pulled further away by them." Jiang Danian said something, as if he was afraid that she would not agree, and then said: "I will pay attention to it myself, and it will not affect the injury."

"That won't work either!" Before Zhang Pei could speak, another nurse reprimanded, "Even if you want to become stronger, you must heal your injuries first."

Under the stop of the nurse, Jiang Danian stopped exercising, but he did not give up. His lower body did not move, but his upper body could move freely. He hooked his fingers into the handbag and punched smoothly without shock... The small ward became his training On the field, he used all his time and methods to exercise to make himself stronger!

……

When Jiang Danian was racking his brains for training in the hospital, Xu Yan and others outside were even more so. Physical fitness, shooting, and latent infiltration skills were all fully arranged for each training plan.

On this day, Tang Jue arranged another ten-kilometer armed cross-country. When everyone turned back, he looked at the panting crowd and asked loudly, "Are you comfortable?"

"Comfortable!" The crowd shouted loudly. Although they were all out of breath, they had to yell at the top of their lungs, because they knew Tang Jue too well. If they dared to say that they were uncomfortable, Tang Jue would definitely make them comfortable!

"How about doing it again?" Tang Jue smirked.

The crowd was silent, and everyone stopped talking. This question is hard to answer, no matter how you answer it, it will be wrong!
Mo Wenyuan stood aside, looking at everyone with a smile, he knew the company commander's bad idea a long time ago.

"Are you all dumb?" Tang Jue raised his eyebrows and said, "Answer me, how about doing it again?"

"Okay!" A group of people shouted. Although one hundred people were unwilling, they knew it and had to keep silent.

It's just too late, Tang Jue's lips curled up, and he said sinisterly: "If that's the case, let's do it again!"

Amidst the howling of wolves, the suffering of a group of people began again. Anyone who has run knows that two consecutive [-]-kilometer armed cross-country is far more tiring than a [-]-kilometer armed cross-country, because physical speed can be calculated later.

There is no doubt that when everyone came back after running ten kilometers for the second time, it was already past the meal time.

Tang Jue looked at everyone as if they were fished out of the water, and did not continue to make things difficult, and asked, "Will you eat first or take a bath first?"

"Take a bath first!" A group of people shouted in confusion.

"Then go take a bath first!" Tang Jue nodded and led everyone to the entrance of the bathhouse.

I don't know what day it is today, it seems that the whole group is crowded together, there is not even a place to stay in the bathhouse, all naked men.

Xu Yan walked out of the bathhouse and said to Tang Jue, "Commander, there are too many people in there, even a mosquito can't squeeze in!"

The company commander frowned and thought for a moment, then suddenly pointed at the women's bathhouse beside him, and said, "Go over there and see if there is anyone in there."

"Company commander, that's a women's bathhouse!"

"Nonsense, I don't know, if I tell you to go, go!" Tang Jue rolled his eyelids and said bluntly.

"That's not good!" Xu Yan said so, but his feet were not slow at all, and he strode over.

(End of this chapter)