hilarious soldier king

Chapter 267
Haha!

Everyone burst into laughter.

It is rare to see Xu Yan being deflated and punished by the company commander to go to the cooking class. Almost everyone wanted to tease him. Hearing what Luo Yifei said was interesting, they immediately laughed, and even a few people were still booing, echoing what Luo Yifei said, " Xu Yan, do you have Wei-brother in your face, why are you so hard!"

Who was Xu Yan? He was upset when he was assigned to the cooking class, but he was ridiculed by a group of people. He smiled and said, "Is it tough?"

"Of course!" Luo Yifei nodded, and a group of people agreed.

Xu Yan glanced over everyone's faces, and seeing everyone laughing happily, a sly look flashed in his eyes, and he secretly hoped that you could laugh again in a while.

Then, under the gaze of everyone, he said leisurely, "It's okay to be hard, blow it, and it will soften!"

It's okay to be hard, you blow it, it will be soft!

Xu Yan's words resounded, the voice was not loud, but when it fell on everyone's ears, it was like a thunderbolt. The thunder made everyone feel anxious, and the crowd fell into dead silence instantly.

hiss!
After a brief silence, there was a sound of gasping for air, and then the crowd exploded into a clamor.

The smiles on the faces of Luo Yifei and the others were stiff, and they couldn't laugh at all, but a group of onlookers burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, it's so funny!"

"Man of God, really a man of God, this reply is simply amazing!"

"Have you got Wei-Brother in your face? Why is it so hard? It's okay to be hard. If you blow it up, it will soften... Haha, it's so classic."

"Mule, it doesn't matter if the noodles are hard, blow on them and they will soften!"

Everyone spoke with each other, some praised Xu Yan's wonderful reply, and some who were familiar with Luo Yifei started to tease him in turn.

Luo Yifei raised his chopsticks and froze in mid-air. It didn’t matter if he sandwiched noodles or not.

In the end, the longing of the stomach defeated the face, Luo Yifei spat at everyone, stretched out his chopsticks to pick up some noodles, and pretended to send them to his mouth.

At this moment, Lu Xiaolin yelled: "Mule, Xu Yan's bottom is hard, blow it, and it will soften!"

pat!

Luo Yifei shook his chopsticks, and the noodles fell back into the bowl. He gave Lu Xiaolin a vicious look, and slapped his chopsticks on the table, unable to eat any more.

Ha ha…

……

The company commander's room!
The company commander Tang Jue was sitting behind his desk, looking down at the documents, when there was a knock on the door, and then Mo Wenyuan walked in.

"Wen Yuan is here, sit down!" Tang Jue looked up, saw that it was Mo Wenyuan, and greeted him casually.

Mo Wenyuan sat down opposite Tang Jue, directly stated his intention, and said, "Company Commander, Xu Yan has been in the cooking class for two days. When will you let him return to the team?"

"Let him stay in the cooking class for a few days to sharpen his temper. It won't do him any harm." Tang Jue put down the document and said, "I wanted to suppress him a long time ago, and this happened to be my chance!"

"Suppress him, why, he didn't work very hard this time, didn't he perform pretty well?" Mo Wenyuan asked in confusion, and couldn't keep up with her thinking for a while.

"From the perspective of the company commander, it's pretty good. He worked hard and actively drove the entire investigation company forward..." Tang Jue nodded, first approving the matter, and then changed the subject, "But from his position, But it's a bit inappropriate. He's too sharp, and he's always playing tricks. It's easy to arouse the jealousy and hatred of others, which is not good for his future development. Because there was an exchange game with the Iron Tree Group before, he didn't have time to suppress his limelight. Now the exchange The game is over, just take this opportunity to suppress his arrogance and balance the grievances of those he played with, which will benefit his future development."

Mo Wenyuan opened his mouth wide and didn't close it for a long time. He didn't expect Tang Jue to think so far. After a long time, he said sincerely: "Commander, you really have good intentions for Xu Yan!"

"He is the most talented soldier I have encountered over the years. I hope he can go as far as possible." Tang Jue said, placing high hopes on Xu Yan.

"Of course, he has learned to grow up recently!" Mo Wenyuan nodded.

Suddenly, Tang Jue seemed to think of something, and said, "By the way, he hasn't caused any trouble these two days, has he?"

"No, there's nothing else other than talking in the cafeteria at the beginning." Mo Wenyuan shook his head.

Hearing this, Tang Jue didn't feel relieved. On the contrary, the alarm bell rang in his heart, his brows were furrowed, and he said, "It's really strange, it's not like his style. With this kid's temperament, he was sent to the cooking class." , it’s impossible to be so peaceful, there must be some conspiracy brewing, right?”

The more Tang Jue thought about it, the more wrong he became, and he said to Mo Wenyuan: "Go and call him back, don't let him poke me out again."

It has to be said that Tang Jue knew Xu Yan very well, and he could detect Xu Yan's intentions through some subtle things, but it was too late to find out these things now, Xu Yan had already started to stab the swindler.

……

Cooking class.

Xu Yan had been waiting for an opportunity, and when he saw the battalion commander coming to eat alone, he knew the opportunity had come.

The battalion commander ordered a stir-fried shredded pork with garlic moss. The squad leader of the cooking squad cooked the dishes himself. He finished frying the dish without hesitation and was about to send it over in person. Xu Yan stopped him and said, "Squad leader, let me go!"

Taking the plate from the cooking squad leader, Xu Yan walked aside, removed more than half of the shredded pork inside, leaving only three or two, and sent it directly to the battalion commander, "Fried shredded pork with garlic moss is here!"

The battalion commander was about to start, and noticed that there was only half of a dish, and it was full of garlic moss, and there was very little shredded pork. He frowned and asked, "Why are there so few dishes today? Is this fried shredded pork with garlic moss? What's the matter?" Did you see any shredded meat?"

"It's like this. Recently, the cooking team is responding to the call of the state to set up a pilot green military camp to save food, reduce the supply of meat, and build a green and environmentally friendly military camp."

"Nonsense, this is the army, why lose weight? Soldiers don't eat meat, how can they have the strength to train." The battalion commander curled his lips and sneered at this.

"So, we have to start with the cadres first." Xu Yan opened his eyes and said nonsense.

The battalion commander was blocked for a while, and asked: "When did the green army camp start to implement it? Why haven't I heard of it?"

"Our company commander just proposed it, and it's still in the trial period." Xu Yan said with a smile, and began to blackmail Tang Jue.

When the battalion commander heard this, his face turned dark, and he reprimanded: "Nonsense, change this dish for me, and let Tang Jue come to see me!"

Xu Yan didn't move at all, the battalion commander raised his eyebrows and said, "Why, I can't command you?"

"The company commander said that during the experiment, there will definitely be some obstacles. Let me resist the pressure and not give in to anyone. He said that if anyone has an opinion, he can go to him directly, and he will handle it!"

Snapped!
The first battalion commander slapped his chopsticks on the table, got up and said, "I want to see how he can handle me?"

(End of this chapter)