hilarious soldier king
Chapter 27 1 Pick 3!
Chapter 27 One vs Three!
"You guys are so kind, even my comrade-in-arms dared to move." Seeing Jiang Danian's eye circles were red and he was silent in a daze, Xu Yan burst into anger. Before, he wanted to make them look good!
Swish!
The sound of Shen Ning's footsteps echoed on the playground and fell in the ears of the three of He Xin, but it was like a heavy hammer, making the hearts of the three tremble.
The person next to He Xin couldn't bear Xu Yan's aura, couldn't help swallowing, and whispered sternly, "You...what do you want to do?"
"What do I want to do? I bullied my comrades-in-arms, but now they ask me what I want to do?" Xu Yan sneered, but he didn't stop on his feet. He came to the three of them in an instant, stared at them condescendingly, and said word by word. : "No matter who bullies my comrades in arms, they will have to pay the price."
"We didn't bully him, we just made a joke with him..."
He Xin opened his mouth to speak, but Xu Yan interrupted him before he finished speaking, "You're just kidding, do you think I'm an idiot?"
Seeing Xu Yan's perseverance, He Xin put down the comrade who was kicked by Xu Yan, stood up from the ground, and confronted him with a sullen face. The situation was tense and explosive.
At this moment, Jiang Danian finally recovered from being moved, and persuaded: "Xu Yan, forget it, they didn't do anything to me."
Hearing Jiang Danian's words, He Xin seemed to have found a reason, and said to Xu Yan: "You heard it too, we didn't do anything to him."
"I honestly don't want to cause trouble, but I'm not afraid of trouble. I bullied my comrades in arms. If I don't teach you a lesson, how will I mess around in the future? Others will think that Xu Yan is easy to bully me!" Jiang Danian spoke up, but he was still not ready to give up.
"That's right, this kid has not bullied Da Nian once or twice. Let's settle it with him today, let him have a better memory in the future, and don't provoke our third class." Luo Yifei took a step forward, and echoed.
"Yes, teach him a lesson and let him have a better memory." Yuan Guoqing and others also catered to him one after another, and a group of people rushed forward one after another.
On weekdays, the third class would not deal with the second class. Because of the ridicule of the second class leader, they were frequently trained by the class leader Sun Xin. Now they finally found a mobile phone opportunity, and it was eight people against three, so they were naturally unwilling to let it go. Pass.
The complexions of He Xin and the three of them suddenly changed. If they were besieged by seven or eight people, their skin would peel off if they didn't die today. Turning over, the general said: "Why, are you planning to win with more? Eight people are against the three of us. Your three squads are so powerful, and you have the ability to single out!"
What a proud person Xu Yan was, when he heard what He Xin said, he replied without even thinking: "The more you win, the more you are worthy, and you don't even look at your own virtues. You are an incompletely evolved living body." , aliens with genetic mutations, high school students at the kindergarten level, frog heads with congenital Mongolian syndrome, abandoned babies of Everest snowmen, murderers who blocked septic tanks, descendants of Africans who raped black pigs, chimpanzees with imbalanced yin and yang, and The hippo that Noah's Ark ran over..."
Xu Yan was frothing, and a series of hurtful words spewed out from his constantly opening and closing lips. Those powerful words made the eyes of He Xin and the three go black, and even Luo Yifei and other comrades in arms were all dumbfounded.
puff!
After a brief moment of stupefaction, all the comrades couldn't help laughing, and the gaze they looked at Xu Yan changed again. This guy was not only shameless and eloquent, but also sharper when he scolded others.
"Too strong!" Luo Yifei exclaimed.
"Yeah, I did a rough calculation. It's been half a minute since he spoke, and he hasn't had a breath in the middle!" Zhao Chunlei also echoed.
"It's not half a minute. It's already 40 seconds. I helped him time it." Yuan Guoqing corrected: "42 seconds, 43 seconds... It's almost 1 minute, and he is still going on!"
Under everyone's gaze, Xu Yan was frothing, and his cursing words were like rivers and oceans bursting dikes, out of control, "You new volcanic eruption vent, the disgrace of the Eskimos, a superorganism that lives with cockroaches, a half-life with rotting vitality Plants, stinky garbage people, the source of the term "spit", dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste materials in human history, defective products that God accidentally knocked down, brainless creatures that can think, destroy Asia The scourge of the reputation of compatriots, the shamed descendants of the ancestors, the humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, the primitive species that scientists dare not study, the necessary raw materials for the destruction of the universe, and the sedimentary raw materials with ten times the concentration of oil can only act as part of a TV series. Tuo feces, even the chewing gum that a dog pissed on the side of the road is ten times stronger than yours..."
"Two minutes!" Yuan Guoqing pinched his watch.
"Xu Yan, come on!" Luo Yifei and others shouted and cheered, but their voices were quickly drowned out by Xu Yan's endless scolding. , and his voice was loud, he had already uttered two or three sentences before someone else said a word, and this was the most important reason why he scolded the Seven Schools for being invincible.
He Xinhe had seen such a fierce swearing scene before, and he was suddenly stunned by the scolding. It took a long time before he realized it, glared at Xu Yan and said, "You..."
As soon as the word "you" was written, Xu Yan stopped him before he could say the following words. He saw his words running like beads, and the curse words poured out like machine guns, "You, you, I haven't finished scolding you yet. Well, you look very creative, you must have been thrown up three times after you were born, but only caught twice, no wonder you look like a prostate gland, you have bifurcated urine..."
Then there was another burst of cursing, and He Xin's forehead was full of veins, and he couldn't help shouting, "Enough is enough!"
"Don't talk about you, you still feel pretty good about yourself. I can beat three of you by myself. I need to win with more, and I'm not afraid of the wind flashing my tongue!" Maybe it was tired of scolding Maybe it was because seeing He Xin became angry from embarrassment and achieved his goal, Xu Yan finally stopped, glanced at the three of them, and shouted: "You guys go up together!"
"3 minutes and 48 seconds, 3 minutes and 48 seconds!" Seeing Xu Yan stop, Yuan Guoqing slammed down the stopwatch, looked at the numbers displayed on it, and blurted out shocking words.
"It's been a while since I practiced, and I'm a bit regressed." Xu Yan said while shaking his head, and said to the stunned comrades: "You back off, no one is allowed to interfere, today I'm going to teach them three trash, see Does our class three win with more?"
"What reason to tell them, we can go together."
Zhao Chunlei suggested that he was about to step forward to help, but was held back by Luo Yifei. A group of people retreated together and looked at Xu Yan, only to see him walking in front of He Xin and the three of them, and proudly said: "You three together Come on, as long as you can defeat me, the previous things will be wiped out."
(End of this chapter)
"You guys are so kind, even my comrade-in-arms dared to move." Seeing Jiang Danian's eye circles were red and he was silent in a daze, Xu Yan burst into anger. Before, he wanted to make them look good!
Swish!
The sound of Shen Ning's footsteps echoed on the playground and fell in the ears of the three of He Xin, but it was like a heavy hammer, making the hearts of the three tremble.
The person next to He Xin couldn't bear Xu Yan's aura, couldn't help swallowing, and whispered sternly, "You...what do you want to do?"
"What do I want to do? I bullied my comrades-in-arms, but now they ask me what I want to do?" Xu Yan sneered, but he didn't stop on his feet. He came to the three of them in an instant, stared at them condescendingly, and said word by word. : "No matter who bullies my comrades in arms, they will have to pay the price."
"We didn't bully him, we just made a joke with him..."
He Xin opened his mouth to speak, but Xu Yan interrupted him before he finished speaking, "You're just kidding, do you think I'm an idiot?"
Seeing Xu Yan's perseverance, He Xin put down the comrade who was kicked by Xu Yan, stood up from the ground, and confronted him with a sullen face. The situation was tense and explosive.
At this moment, Jiang Danian finally recovered from being moved, and persuaded: "Xu Yan, forget it, they didn't do anything to me."
Hearing Jiang Danian's words, He Xin seemed to have found a reason, and said to Xu Yan: "You heard it too, we didn't do anything to him."
"I honestly don't want to cause trouble, but I'm not afraid of trouble. I bullied my comrades in arms. If I don't teach you a lesson, how will I mess around in the future? Others will think that Xu Yan is easy to bully me!" Jiang Danian spoke up, but he was still not ready to give up.
"That's right, this kid has not bullied Da Nian once or twice. Let's settle it with him today, let him have a better memory in the future, and don't provoke our third class." Luo Yifei took a step forward, and echoed.
"Yes, teach him a lesson and let him have a better memory." Yuan Guoqing and others also catered to him one after another, and a group of people rushed forward one after another.
On weekdays, the third class would not deal with the second class. Because of the ridicule of the second class leader, they were frequently trained by the class leader Sun Xin. Now they finally found a mobile phone opportunity, and it was eight people against three, so they were naturally unwilling to let it go. Pass.
The complexions of He Xin and the three of them suddenly changed. If they were besieged by seven or eight people, their skin would peel off if they didn't die today. Turning over, the general said: "Why, are you planning to win with more? Eight people are against the three of us. Your three squads are so powerful, and you have the ability to single out!"
What a proud person Xu Yan was, when he heard what He Xin said, he replied without even thinking: "The more you win, the more you are worthy, and you don't even look at your own virtues. You are an incompletely evolved living body." , aliens with genetic mutations, high school students at the kindergarten level, frog heads with congenital Mongolian syndrome, abandoned babies of Everest snowmen, murderers who blocked septic tanks, descendants of Africans who raped black pigs, chimpanzees with imbalanced yin and yang, and The hippo that Noah's Ark ran over..."
Xu Yan was frothing, and a series of hurtful words spewed out from his constantly opening and closing lips. Those powerful words made the eyes of He Xin and the three go black, and even Luo Yifei and other comrades in arms were all dumbfounded.
puff!
After a brief moment of stupefaction, all the comrades couldn't help laughing, and the gaze they looked at Xu Yan changed again. This guy was not only shameless and eloquent, but also sharper when he scolded others.
"Too strong!" Luo Yifei exclaimed.
"Yeah, I did a rough calculation. It's been half a minute since he spoke, and he hasn't had a breath in the middle!" Zhao Chunlei also echoed.
"It's not half a minute. It's already 40 seconds. I helped him time it." Yuan Guoqing corrected: "42 seconds, 43 seconds... It's almost 1 minute, and he is still going on!"
Under everyone's gaze, Xu Yan was frothing, and his cursing words were like rivers and oceans bursting dikes, out of control, "You new volcanic eruption vent, the disgrace of the Eskimos, a superorganism that lives with cockroaches, a half-life with rotting vitality Plants, stinky garbage people, the source of the term "spit", dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste materials in human history, defective products that God accidentally knocked down, brainless creatures that can think, destroy Asia The scourge of the reputation of compatriots, the shamed descendants of the ancestors, the humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, the primitive species that scientists dare not study, the necessary raw materials for the destruction of the universe, and the sedimentary raw materials with ten times the concentration of oil can only act as part of a TV series. Tuo feces, even the chewing gum that a dog pissed on the side of the road is ten times stronger than yours..."
"Two minutes!" Yuan Guoqing pinched his watch.
"Xu Yan, come on!" Luo Yifei and others shouted and cheered, but their voices were quickly drowned out by Xu Yan's endless scolding. , and his voice was loud, he had already uttered two or three sentences before someone else said a word, and this was the most important reason why he scolded the Seven Schools for being invincible.
He Xinhe had seen such a fierce swearing scene before, and he was suddenly stunned by the scolding. It took a long time before he realized it, glared at Xu Yan and said, "You..."
As soon as the word "you" was written, Xu Yan stopped him before he could say the following words. He saw his words running like beads, and the curse words poured out like machine guns, "You, you, I haven't finished scolding you yet. Well, you look very creative, you must have been thrown up three times after you were born, but only caught twice, no wonder you look like a prostate gland, you have bifurcated urine..."
Then there was another burst of cursing, and He Xin's forehead was full of veins, and he couldn't help shouting, "Enough is enough!"
"Don't talk about you, you still feel pretty good about yourself. I can beat three of you by myself. I need to win with more, and I'm not afraid of the wind flashing my tongue!" Maybe it was tired of scolding Maybe it was because seeing He Xin became angry from embarrassment and achieved his goal, Xu Yan finally stopped, glanced at the three of them, and shouted: "You guys go up together!"
"3 minutes and 48 seconds, 3 minutes and 48 seconds!" Seeing Xu Yan stop, Yuan Guoqing slammed down the stopwatch, looked at the numbers displayed on it, and blurted out shocking words.
"It's been a while since I practiced, and I'm a bit regressed." Xu Yan said while shaking his head, and said to the stunned comrades: "You back off, no one is allowed to interfere, today I'm going to teach them three trash, see Does our class three win with more?"
"What reason to tell them, we can go together."
Zhao Chunlei suggested that he was about to step forward to help, but was held back by Luo Yifei. A group of people retreated together and looked at Xu Yan, only to see him walking in front of He Xin and the three of them, and proudly said: "You three together Come on, as long as you can defeat me, the previous things will be wiped out."
(End of this chapter)
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