hilarious soldier king

Chapter 329 What a coincidence, you also peed on your hand!

before the toilet.

Xu Yan and others hid in the dark, quietly waiting for Jiang Danian's movement. In order not to arouse Zhang Pei's suspicion, none of them followed Jiang Danian.

Luo Yifei saw that Jiang Danian had been gone for a long time, but there was no news for a long time. Out of curiosity, he found a reason to go and see. This proposal was immediately agreed by Lu Xiaolin. The two hit it off and walked towards the toilet together Go, to witness Jiang Danian confessing his love to girls up close.

The two walked forward seemingly casually, but just when they came to the sink outside the toilet, they happened to see Zhang Pei coming out conveniently.

The two looked at each other, cheered up immediately, and waited for Jiang Danian's reaction, but this time, something that the two of them never thought of came—such a coincidence, you also peed on your hand!

Hearing this, Luo Yifei and Lu Xiaolin were stunned. What kind of shit is this? Is this what you should say when you strike up a conversation with a girl?

puff!

After a short moment of astonishment, the two couldn't help laughing. Lu Xiaolin was better because he knew he was peeking and kept restraint, but Luo Yifei couldn't care less about it, and he was about to laugh when he opened his mouth.

It was Lu Xiaolin who had quick eyes and quick hands, realized that he was going to laugh, and quickly covered his mouth, so that he didn't laugh out loud.

chi chi...

Even though his mouth was covered, Luo Yifei still made small noises, and his stomach exploded with joy.

Lu Xiaolin was not much better, although he tried his best to keep his mouth shut, but a gust of air kept rushing up from his abdomen, making him blush.

go!
Seeing that it was unbearable anymore, Lu Xiaolin signaled to Luo Yifei with his eyes, and the two quietly left here and ran a long way, until it was confirmed that Jiang Danian and Zhang Pei could not hear, then they burst out laughing.

"Haha, I laughed so hard!"

"It's so weird to tell a girl that you peed on your hands too!"

"This matter is definitely going to die, there is no chance!"

The more they thought about it, the happier they were. They laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs.

"It's too funny, I can't do it, I'm dying of laughter!" Luo Yifei laughed exaggeratedly for a while, finally stopped, said that I was going to tell Xu Yan and the others, and walked away laughing.

……

The corner where Xu Yan and the others were.

Before Luo Yifei arrived, laughter came one step ahead, "Haha, New Year is so funny, I really laughed to death."

His exaggerated reaction immediately aroused everyone's curiosity, and everyone asked one after another: "Mule, what happened on New Year's Day?"

"He told Zhang Pei..." Luo Yifei was about to tell the story, but when he thought of Jiang Danian's performance, he couldn't help covering his stomach and laughing again: "Haha, I can't, I laughed so hard, let me laugh first a while…"

"Don't be a fool, tell us quickly what happened and what the New Year said." Qian Wanguan and others urged.

"No, no, let me laugh for a while..."

Seeing Luo Yifei's nervousness, Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and scolded angrily: "Your brain is broken, can you still talk properly?"

"It's really funny. If you listen to it, you won't be able to help it." Luo Yifei argued.

When he said this, it aroused everyone's curiosity even more, and everyone said in a hurry, "What did the New Year say, you said it!"

"He said...you guess!" Luo Yifei managed to hold back his laughter, but after only half a sentence, he began to play tricks again.

"I guess your sister!" Xu Yan immediately became angry, grabbed Luo Yifei's neck, and greeted: "Brothers, cut him!"

Qian Wanguan and the others eagerly stepped forward, but this time Luo Yifei didn't dare to show off, and quickly waved his hands begging for mercy: "Don't! Don't! I say! I say!"

"Say it!"

Under the gaze of everyone, Luo Yifei said: "Just now, Da Nian met Zhang Pei outside the toilet, and both of them were washing their hands. Zhang Pei saw Da Nian greet him, and Da Nian didn't know why he was nervous, so he blurted out Just a word, what a coincidence, you also peed on your hand!"

What a coincidence, you peed on your hands too!

When everyone heard this, they reacted the same way as Luo Yifei and Lu Xiaolin when they first heard it, and even exaggerated because they didn't take it into account.

"Ha ha!"

"No, this guy really dares to say it!"

"Tell a woman that you peed on your hands too, you're so fierce in New Year's Eve!"

"He's definitely out of action now!"

Everyone laughed loudly, while being shocked by Jiang Danian's performance, they couldn't help worrying about it.

Is this really the case?

Time went back to when Luo Yifei and the two left, Zhang Pei's face turned red when he heard Jiang Danian's words, and he said angrily, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Seeing Zhang Pei like this, Jiang Danian finally realized that he seemed to have said something stupid, and hurriedly explained, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, I meant that I pissed on my hands, you didn't piss on your hands..."

Jiang Danian hurriedly explained, the more urgent and chaotic, the more chaotic and urgent, and finally he was also confused and turned around in a hurry.

"Okay, don't explain, I understand!" Zhang Pei waved his hand.

"You understand?" Jiang Danian asked in confusion, even he was confused, but she understood it.

"Well, I understand." Zhang Pei nodded, blushing and said: "You said you are so stupid, such an adult, you can still pee on your hands!"

"Yeah, I'm stupid. I remember the words Xu Yan said to me well before, but I forgot them all when I saw you..." Jiang Danian scratched his head and said that he suddenly realized something was wrong, and hurriedly Close your mouth and look carefully at Zhang Pei.

It's just that it's too late to shut up now, Zhang Pei asked, "What did Xu Yan tell you?"

"He said..." Jiang Danian hesitated for a moment, and then roughly said the things, including the strike-ups in various occasions, and the things he said wrongly when he was nervous, and of course the things Xu Yan said about Zhang Pei's feelings for him , he did not say.

"If you want to see me, don't bother, just come to me!" After hearing Jiang Danian's words, Zhang Pei flicked him with wet fingers, said something softly, and ran away up.

Staring at Zhang Pei far away, Jiang Danian realized that he didn't seem to have confessed his love to her yet, so he couldn't help feeling distressed, and went to the hiding place of Xu Yan and the others with a mournful face.

As soon as he came back, he was surrounded by everyone, "Da Nian, what did Zhang Pei just say? Did she agree to your confession?"

Jiang Danian shook his head sadly, this was completely expected by everyone, and everyone spoke to comfort him.

"Dear year, look away."

"It's a miracle that you can come back alive after talking to a girl like that!"

"That's right, you're lucky to have dealt with it."

Everyone chattered for a while, and then remembered to ask about the specific situation, "By the way, what did Zhang Pei say, and how did she reject you?"

"She didn't refuse me, because I didn't have time to confess, so she left. She just said that if I want to see her, I don't need to bother, just go to her directly!"

"Look out, there is no grass in the end of the world... What did you say, you said she said you want to see her, don't bother, just go to her directly?"

Seeing Jiang Danian nod his head, the crowd fell silent for a moment, everyone was dumbfounded for a while, and then they said sourly: "No, it's okay!"

(End of this chapter)